Subject: 	Ace's Memoirs	
Sent: 	Sun, 29 Aug 2004 02:33:47 -0400	
   


Hey guys, and your sisters who I am in love with-

I must say that at the moment, I'm not speaking to booftar-

HOWEVER

His email was very humorous and Sean's reply was equally laffable
Therefore Imma do this 2-

Ace's Memoirs 

Waking up to getting the inflatable monkey thrown on me and hearing "Where
were you last nite!"

Beating Booftar in one on one

My huge collapse on the final 6 holes of Tropical, that prompted me to say
"Im never playing again-" then playing again later that night. 
*Side note* There are so many memorable moments from Tee Time that it would
take it's own email- Fucking dutch dance 4 life, and I'm still reigning
champ- (Desert, 1 hole playoff, I won)

Boof playing Techno and Rap at 5am and getting huge reactions outta me when
I passed out in Guys bed-
(This was pre ange btw)

Mike and I stealing beers from that random party on the first weekend and
running from the RA's "keep walking" ditching the beers in the alley?
then going back 10 min later and drinking those beers- 

Jamie. Nuff' said.

"Down Syndrome"

Amanda the Panda? ending up at my 21st bday- She's still a work in progress
boyZ-

Door open- ***HAWK-SPIT*** SLAM- Door open-

"Come Clean"

Pun and Chuck BITCHING out of playing beerpong for $$$
"such a shit out" - Stewart

Boof saying, "I have standards" and then 4 months later-

Hooters (9 dollars)

Recording my first Rap Video

Using PR0n

Using IGGY (seriously)

That girl that boof hooked up with dancing to "Toxic," anyone that saw that
got a treat-

Siobhan and that hot chick Justin wanted dancing on the table in those 80's
outfits- 

Throwing rubber bands all over the TH when RUBBER BAND MAN dropped at our
party

"She's DEFINTETLY going to wear a skirt tonight" and she did, and it owned.

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

The infamous Floater

Fucking in Sean's bed

Golf 4some at Van Patten, Clifton Park

Mike hitting the 3pointer

Clinching the Finals of Soccer in the opening min of OT

IDK Ill think of more but that's what I got now- I'm not ready to go back
to school, as I haven't haven't hooked up with a chick in JR High Yet- oh
well, you can't reach all your summer goals-

Oh and, you guys forgot the best beer pong taunt, that I break out when Im
desperate (which I never am, cause I always win. Always.)

"Black Sex" 

but I got a better one coming this year... oh wow you guys have no clue...
just like all my sluts boyfriends-

Oh and to all of you, I got a new Preble story to tell...


- Austin Sutherland

she said she never had it so deep - Beenie Man

But I do know one thing tho-
Bitches they come they go-
Saturday thru Sunday Monday
Monday thru Sunday yo-