"Paper or plastic?" By Guillaume "Frenchie

 Fuqua"MacFarlane

I started the week having to read the heart-

wrenching biography of bag boy and future

 "Hall of Famer" Kurt Warner’s accent in the

 NFL while leading the Arizona Cardinals to

the promised land. I ended the week feeling

like I’d been speeding on Hurricane Mt. Road

 on an out of control snowmobile. Super Bowl

 XLIII had more momentum shifts than a

 roller coaster in Old Orchard. From Warner’s

 drive in the late second quarter to James

 Harrison’s 100 yard interception return in

the final seconds of the half. From the

immaculate penalty call of "Roughing the

Steeler" to Big Ben’s "Hail Santonio" pass

 with the ballet catch on two toes, Ben sought

 redemption from his lack luster performance

 in Super Bowl XL. 

It was certainly a day to remember for the

 black and gold, helping to insure

 Roethlisberger’s legacy. In conclusion, I

 spent the weekend trying not to be an

 obnoxious Steeler fan. In this I think I failed.

 But putting that aside, "A toast to the

 Pittsburgh Steelers....while you’re at it, make

 it a six-pack. Paper or plastic?"

If the Pro Bowl is played and no one watches

 it, did it really happen?