"The New England Patriots are the best team Ever!"

Does that make Philly the second best team ever?

Craig Johnson said "I love this pool. For a 5 dollar

bet, I got to watch all those games last weekend

 as if they meant something.

Amber whispered, "The pool is great, it's a good

 social outlet. For so many kids in town there isn't

anything to do so they do heroin.

The pool is better than heroin."