| greetings and welcome my adventureouse compatriots! 2day i m hear to tackle a tough and industrious queshun that has plaqued mankind 4 many a year and many a day!!!!!! i plan 2 handle the hardhitting issues that lesser websites dare not tuch!!!!!!!!!! plus I HAVE A BIG PENIS (see glossary) |
| i have recieved so many e-males about this question i decide to make a page just 4 it |
| MACBALLRE SHOULD I PEE IN THE SHOWER IS IT HEALTHY AND IN UR OPINOIN THE RITE THING TO DO???????????????????? |
| i understand ur urgency in wanting 2 get thi question answered finally and once & for all and 2day i think is the day i will answer it 4 all of my loving enternet vistors TODAY UR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED JUST LIEK WHEN JESUS CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND KILLED ALL THE JAPS (not that im racist or nothin) |
| ok the question is: IS PEEING IN THE SHOWER HEALTHY & SHOULD I DO IT?????????? |
| THE FACTS: ok 2 start off FACTS 4 all u ignorant haterz in the audience facts are things that are provened BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT |
| ok i do not have a batchlor's degree in shower peeing (psychology) but i do no a thing or two about the subjest so i believe i can shed some lite on the ishue for u all. first there are 4 myths about shower peeing that are lies implanted by the wite man 2 keep us down and ignorant in oour ghettos and our shoddy public facilities MYTH #1: peeing in the shower causes pee 2 get on ur body and eat ur body like acid FACT #1: the truth that the white man does not want u 2 know is the that pee is in fact a beneficial ingredient in many medisines and many delicious gormet food dishes served internationally so basically if u pee on urself in the shower u r blessing urself with long life and much happiness and PEE IS NOT ACID MTYH #2: if i pee in the shower and the water directly hits the weiner hole it mite force the pee back up into my weiner and cause severe damage to my penis ducts and tracts inside my little john!!!!!!!! FACT #@: well my ignroant yung friend let me tell u this: ur weiner WANTS pee to go back inside it becuz imagine this: u spend 4 hours stirring and brewing a delicious batch of chocalot milk and then suddenly the white man comes up 2 u and spills ur chocolat milk on the floor! it is the same for ur weiner and its pee! WHEN U PEE U R STEELING THE LIFE JUICE OF UR WEINER!!!!!!!!! SNED THE JUICE BACK 2 ITS HOMELAND! MYTH #3: but macballer, i offen heard that god does not like his chillun 2 pee in the shower! FACT #3: i can see the white man has kept u very ignroant indeed! this lie u r hearing is just a form of control spred by the white man 2 keep us from experienceing the joy of peeing in the shower like all proud afrikans should exersice their right to do! the truth is that GOD WANTS HIS CHILLUN TO PEE IN THE SHOWER IT BRINGS HIM GREAT JOY TO SEE HIS CREASHUNS PEEING IN THEIR BATHING PLACE & IT SHOWS GOD OUR APPECIASHUN FOR GIVING US WEINERS! IT IS OUR DUTY TO PEE IN TEH SHOWER MYTH #4: macballer i read that peeing in the shower makes ur weiner shrink is this true???? FACT #4: u really do have the intelligence of a dried anus husk dont u! listen: i pee in the shower at least four times a day and my penis is very much like the trunk of a giant sequoiah tree!!!!!!! FINAL THOGHT: the white man has long spred his lies about peeing in teh shower and planting his NAZI PROPAGANDEA in our braines to keep us from knoiwng the truth... peeinging in the shower is FOR ALL TO ENJOY... in fact I WOULD TAKE SHITS IN THE SHOWER IF THE DRAIN WAS WIDE ENUFF. i cant stress enuff the pleasure it brings me to pee in the shower & frankly if u dont do it u probly have sex with satan and listen to dr dre music all day long so IGNORE THE SURGEN GENERAL (WHITE) AND IGNORE THE FASCIST PROPAGANDA SPRED BY THE WHITE MAN TO KEEP US FROM PEEING IN THE SHOWER EXERSISE UR RITES!!!!!!! |
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