| greetings AND HAIL ADVENTURER WELCOME TO the PAGE 2 Of 2 of the EDITIORAIL OPINOIN ARTICLES OF MACBALLER THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY KING i call this one.... |
| THE DAY JAYSON WILLIAMS PLAYFULLY TWIRLED A SHOTGUN AND THEN GOT OPPRESSED BY THE WHITE MAN |
| do not steal my title associated press or wutever ur canadian name is even tho i aint got no problem with chinese people for that matter ok robots away they can build cars that have feelings like puppies or some shit or maybe that is the japanese whatever ROBOT SEX FOREVER ok on to the article lads and lasses |
| first things first for a little background information ok jayson williams is a black ("colored" 4 u southerners) ex-basketball player he was not as good as iverson and i own several iverson jerzeys but ne ways he was pretty fresh the macballer could take him but thats irreleveante to this article ok onwards so jayson william finally made it big for hisself and got hisself a big house now the united states of america does not like it when a colored person does not live in the hood they say it taint natrual so they pick on the black man by planting drugs in his houze or whatever like they did to mc hamemr so they can steal his fortune but now jayson williams is too clever 4 them so they think of a new way to stop old jayson from living large for all his hard work they give jayson a shotgun and say twirl it jayson on tv they brainwashes him and say twirl ur gat jayson and jaysons gat fires and hits an unfortunate man who drove a limo (RIP brother) now jayson was a little durnk at the time but the gun accidentally dischargeded into the deceased man (RIP say hello to biggy and take a big fuckin dump on dr dre for me) ok onwards now jayson feels reals sad bout shottin this guy accientally so he TURNS HIS SEELF IN geezus h christ m0therfuckin oj simpsons carves himself up 2 people on purpose and oges on a fuckin car chase and he goes free but our friend jayson williams accidentally kills a person (RIP) and turns hisself in cause hes heartbroken bout his deed and whatnot so now the white man is sayin OH ITS OUR CHANCE TO DESTROY A SUCCESSFUL COLORED PERSON LET'S PUT OUR BUROCREACY TO WORK AND DESTROY HIM WE HAVE THE SMARTETS BRAINS IN THE WORLD I MEAN WE DID INVENT STICKY NOTES AND THE ATOMIC BOMB DID WE NOT WE'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THIS MAN IN JAIL 20 YEARS AND THEN THE DAY BEFORE HE GETS RELEASED "ACCIDENTALLY" GANG RAPE HIM WITH OUR WAREDENS AND THEN ACCIDETNALYY MAKE HIM CHOKEHIMSELF WITH TOOTHPASTE well thats how its gonna go sorry my brother jayson watch ur cubby hole ( see glossary ) bro its a travesty and i hope for ur safe return. i bet dr dre is tellin the white man all his tips 4 usin the legal system 2: "hears wut u do guys first u search his computer for dr dre mp3s and then u say HEY U STOLE DR DRES AWARD WINNING MUSIC HIS TALENT IS BIGGER THAN MACBALLER'S MAN BISCUIT SO NOW U WILL BE DETSROYED BY HIS SUPERIOR INTELLECT AND RHUYMING SKILLZZ and then u put him in jail and take all his money and his mansion and give it 2 me dr dre so i can sell it and buy lots of creme for the sores all over my genitalia OW IT BURNS plus eminem has a holographic weedle that he reufses to sell me SO I WILL BUY IT AND THEN MY COLLECTION OF POKEAMN WILL BE COMPLETE and i will cry myself to sleep with joy" yes dr dre u r HARDCORE with the suburban white boyz hahahahdaushduiaushdsadsada.......hahahaha well thats wuts gonna happen 2 our bro jayson williams its the way the world works, by the way if it was a fuckin white man turnin hisself in for accidentally shooting someone they'd be like OH U R LIKE RUDOLFH GULLIONIY THE SECOND U LIKE JESUS 2 REBORN LETS BUILD A STATUE OUT OF YOU U R SO SPECIAL HERES A MEDAL AND YOU CAN CHOOSE TO EVICT ANY AFRICAN AMERICAN FROM THEIR PROPERTY AND TAKE IT URSELF BECAUSE U HAVE SHOWN GREAT CONVICTION AND MORALS IN A TRYING TIME OH U R THE REAL VICTIM HEAR UR MENTAL ANGIUSH MUIST BE REAL BIG FOR KILLING A MAN AWW LETS US MASSAGE UR BRAIN U POOR MAN welll. thats it. this article 2/1000 comin straight from the hard pimpin mind of macballer the pimp sugary fairy king baby big whopper mac daddy peace. |