| OK this is the first page of my HOW TO DO IT LIKE MACBALLRE THE SEXY BITCH type pages so i hope u enjoy it at home and abroad becuz i work hard to please my fans i know there are many of them perhaps thousands all waiting to sex me up where the little macbaler lives which is inside my gym shorts if u no what i mean and i certainly believe u do! ok now the formalities r out of the way ONWERDS AND FORWERDS!!! |
| MACBALLRE TEACH ME HOW TO WIN TEH DATING GAME??????????? |
| 4 all u ignorant haterz the dating game is a certain game on ABC (white man broadcasting) station where contestants try 2 impress a sexy chick so they can go on a date with her and sex her up like all nite long let me see that thong style. it is a good place to find sexy chicks all u have to do is win the dating game the format of the show is this sexy but incredibly dumb girl comes out and hides behind a curtian or something and shes like "HI BOYS" and thees three guys r like "HI GIRL" and then she asks them three questions then chooses which one she wants to put his meatsicle near to her if u no what i mean and if u play ur cards write u can be the one usin ur meatsicle!!!!!!!!! to teach u how to win the dating game i have constructed some sample questions and sample answers by MACBALLRE THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY SXY MANIAC HUMPING KING himself for u ignant haterz this is called TEACHING BY EXAMPLE. ok so in the scenario below macballer is one of the contestants along with two other fudgepackin whiteys macballer is known as CONTESTANT NUMBER 2 in the following scenario START SCENARIO: sexy chick (hiddden from view behind curtain, from now on known as stacy): hi boys!!!!! hee hee whiteboy#1: hi macballer: yo bitch whiteboy#3: hello! stacy: i like to eat sausages. i consider myself most like a polish sausage because i m strong, sleek, and sexy. if u were a sausage what kind wood u be and why??? thats to contestant #1 please #1: well stacy, i wood be most like a salami because liike salami i m tall, smooth and white stacy: oh... #2 please macballer: bitch i can assure u if u like sausages u'll feel right at home with macballer. i also happen to know that contestant #1 and #3's favorite sausage is the cocktail weenie, so that's all u'll be gettin tonight if u pick either of them stacy: hee hee hee i want u. macballer: i know baby. stacy: ok, same question to #3. #3: despite what our negro friend here claims, my favorite sausage is not the cocktail weenie. it is in fact a finely spiced spanish chorizo, because like me it is big, strong and nice-smelling. macballer: shut up fuckwit cracker stacy: come on now boys, behave! ok, next question. as an aspiring actress, i often make porn movies to pay the rent. if you were a porn video, what would ur title be? that's to #3 please. #3: well stacy, if i was a porn video i would definitely be called " todd's big suburban loveshack" macballer: more like "todd's small suburban white-cock", you little bitch #3: hey, leave me alone! stacy: ok, same question to #1 please. #1: well stacy, if i was a porn video i would be called "#1's spicy manshag" because if you pick #1 you'll definitely be shaggin a spicy man tonight! macballer: what the fuck?? stacy: same question to #2 please. macballer: bitch if i was a porn video i'd definitely be called "the day the elephant's trunk fell off and attached itself to macballer's crotch and then grew 3 more feet" while these other two would definitely be "sam and todd's crazy adventure in the men's bathroom at arby's" #1: my name's not sam macballer: that's not what your boyfriend #3 told me crotch-grabber stacy: hee hee hee. ok, last question. as an aspiring actress i often work at a bar to pay the bills. i have a special drink called "stacy's sexy orange juice". if u were making a special drink, what would u call it and why? that's to #1 please. #1: well stacy, i'm from south carolina and in south carolin we take great pride in our alchohol... macballer: and your slaves, neo-nazi #1: ...anyways, if i was making a special drink i would name it "john and stacy's #1 love brew" macballer: wow. #1: hey get off my back man macballer: that's not what you said to #3 back in the dressing room! stacy: boys, boys, come on now! anyways, same question to #2. macballer: where i come from we have a special drink, it's called grape kool-aid. bitch. stacy: oh you sexy little thing. macballer: little? maybe from space bitch stacy: same question to #3 please #3: well stacy my dear, if i made a special drink i would name it "todd's fizzy man juice" because if you pick #3 you'll be gettin fizzy tonight! macballer: you certainly are the product of an american education, asshole stacy: i'm ready to make my choice, I choose #2! macballer: awwwwwwwwww yeah. END SCENARIO as u can see all it takes to win the dating game is a quick wit and sexy attitude so if u ever make it on the show tell em macballer sent ya and good luck my compadres. i hope u learned BY EXAMPEL!!!!!!!! well thats all for now check back soemwhere else later cuz i be updating htis bitch from the library like once a day, why not night you ask? cuz i'm hookin little macballer up with some love every nite beyotchhhh! ok. see ya later sex machine. |
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