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| WELCOME TO THE TIMELINE! 1983: incrediblee sexy black chld is born in muddy pool of water on streets of compton. he is hearealded as the readingcarnation of the sexyiest man ever to live GENGHIZ KAHN 1984: macballer grows bigger in many ways 1985: macballer learns to play baskaetballs defeates ronald reagan in 1 on 1 match looks like REAGANOMICS coodn't save u even tho they did put more of my people back 2 the ghetoo 1986: COULD IT BE? MACBALLRE SEXIEST CHILD EVER KLLS 2,000 CHINESE MEN IN WORLD WAR 2 1987: the years of the great depression. macballer makes a lving turning trix for horny overweight white women. 1988: MACBALLRE INVESTS ALL HIS MONEY IN KRAFT FOODS INC AND EARNS 1 MILLION DOLLAR 1989: the man plants 10 grams of cocaine in macballers wall socket. 6 year old macballer expoeses police corruption and destroys FEDERAL CHEEF JUSTICE ROGER MEYERS IN SINGLE COMBAT 1990: macballer goes to gulf war as chld soldier. singlehanddedly kills hitler but is stripped of medal by the man. 1991: macballer singlehdandedly responsible for baby boom 1992: dr dre's the chronic is released. macballer is skeptical but not yet angered. macballer passes time training. 1993: macballer learns way of the samurai. singelahadnlyed removes rosie o'donnel's head with single swipe 1994: OUTBREAK OF CHOLERA INTESTINAL DISEASE! macballer avoids it, runs over dead gorilla 1995: miss cleo predicts release of shitty album in years coming. macballer agrees. 1996: dr dre present's the aftermath is released. music industry crushed by the wait of its shittinesss 1997: the aftermath earns 10th degree black belt in BEING SHITTY ALBUM and everyone laughs 1998: dr dre contracts genital herpes 1999: dr dre contracts syfalis, releases shitty album no one noes the name of. sells only to suburban white boys. 2000: dr dre contracts vaginal rash - transmits to boyfriend eminem. macballer is sexy as hell. 2001: macballer singlehandedly arm wrestles crocodile hunter and wins. dr dre leaves bra at rush limbaugh's house. dr dre conspires with his BUZINESS SAAVY and his white lawyers 2 sue everyone who listens to his shitty attempts at music. macballer laughs hartily! 2002: macballer challenges nelly furtado and dr dre to handicap match. easily defeats them both, inflicting massive brain damage on each. they somehow continue to make the same quality music as before. 2003: ... macballer predicts he will BE THE SEXIETS BEYOTCH ON THE FACE OF THE MOON!!!!!! thats the end of my aoutho biography or my MEMOIRS as some call it fare thee well sweet n ightningale |
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