| ok 4 u ignorant haterz NASA stands for NATIONAL ASSOCIATION SPACE ASSOCIASHUN ok!!!!!!! so they r involved in defeeting the ruskies in the cold war & puttin the first armadillo in space they r highly skilled men werkin their craft almost as skilfuly as macballer works his craft 'round the ladiez.\ so i wuz walkin in 2 the libary 2 due sum werk & low and behold i spot a sine on the wall it says: "LOOKING FOR SUBJECT FOR STUDY ON WEIGHTLESSNESSES EFFEXTS ON MASSIVE GENITALIA" well being the lovemaking xpert i m i imediatlity compreheneded that they wanted a big-weinered man 2 go 2 space 2 see wut wood happen to his weener after all gravity was done workin on it. WILL IT SNAP? WILL IT STRETCH? WILL IT GROW? WILL IT WILT? WILL IT GET TANGLED IN THE GEARSS OF OUR SPACE AIRPLANE????? all theese questions & more plaqued the NASA engineericals and scientors & they coould not discover the answers w/o help from a large weenered man so i says to myself: "MACBALLRE! U WORE OUT THE CROTCH OF EVERY UNIFORM THE ARMY GAVE U! THIS IS UR ONLY CHANCE 2 SERVE UR COUNTRY!" so i went down to NASA headquearters in compton & i said "greetings lads i m here to be enquiring about the sine on the library that says u need a man that posseseses sertain massive qualtieis below his waist" & they sayz "sertainly sir come rite this way so we can judge if u r the proper man for the job" so i follow them to the men's room (i felt like dr dre 4 a moment) & show them my stuff & they gasp like "OMG OMG OMG OMG WEAR DID U GET THIS? IS THIS SUM KIND OF JOKE?" "no sirs i m just showin u wut jesus bestowed upon my crotchal area sirs" "U R MORE BEAST THAN MAN! I DONT BELEEVE WE HAVE THE FACLITIES 2 ACCOMODATE U" "but ur sine said massive on it" "IM SORRY SIR. PLEAZ SHEATH UR MIGHTY TREE TRUNK IT IS VERY INTIMIDATING" so once agin i m unable 2 serve my country because of my disablity. yes it is tru america does not cater 2 the large penised individual as it duz 4 the fat, blind, deaf, amputeed, hysterically pregnant, etc, etc, etc. perhaps this connects to the fakt that the policy makesrs of the united steates are primarily small crotched individuals (ie strom thurmund's infamus skeletor penis) u c, the reason i do not wear pants is becuz i simply erode the crtochs away far to fast & since the republicans keep minimum wage at a pityful level i m simply un-able to continue to purchese new pants eveery single day. i once tried a experment wear i sowed three pant legs 2gether then attached it as a sort of holding tube to the front of my sweatpants but still when lil mac became excited the fortitute of the pantlegtube was not enuff to contain his PRIMAL AFROAMERICANO FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & he burst free as if he was on the underground raleroad. i have unsuccsessfully lobbied congress so that we americanz so blessed yet so cursed can receeve sum sort of disablility somethin or other like a speshul parkin space or custom made pants or maybe some sort of weekly payment becuz below is a list of activitieez i find very diffikult with my magnormous fire hose. i meen seriously have u seen the movie anaconda????? totally like that PROBLEMASTIC ACITIVIDADES 1) becuz of my disabliilty i m unable to ride a bike for fear of getting tangeled in the wheel and winding myself like taffy i cringe meerly at the thought of such horrifying horrors 2) i m also unable 2 drive a car because one time i had to brake real fast and i stomped rite on the thing i cherish most in life 3) i m unable 2 swim in public pools becuz... think about it 4) people on the streats ovten stop & stare ppreofusely at my overdeveloped mansicle & i m often shamed by their hungry gazes thats why i m often afrade of large crowds of women & am thus unable 2 enter the shopping centers of the sity between 7:00 AM - 2:00 AM 5) theare are lots of other problems like sittin in a chair w/ wheels but i dont have time to tipe them all hear so just imagine wut it would be like (oh joy) 4 urself 2 have what macballer has so yes i xperences much difficulties in daily life with such a large choopstick but of course i wood not trade it for anythign i consider myself blesed by jesus hisself for allowing me to poseess such a burden of love as of yet the congressmens have yet 2 pass my bill it is rotting in commitee as we speak & i m sure they will be unable to relate w/ my problems but theare is always hope until then vote nader in the end i wwas denide the oppurtunuty to becum THE FURST AFROAMERICANO IN SPACE... but my revenge against that NASA scientist is coming. in fact its only 9 short monthes away. when his new baby son seems a little on the brown side, he'll no wut i mean. so in the end, no ones a winner by this nations discriminatory policies except 4 nasa man's wife. MACBALLER SUGAR PLUM FAIRY KING SINING OFF!!!!! |
| hello my siblings and welcome to my jungel lair hiden deep w/ in the hart of the public libary. i posses a sad storie to releight to u this fine eve!!!!! reed on & u will find it in full below us as of this momement. below i have included some ineteresting literature: "There are instances reported in medical literature of penises that do not exceed 1 centimeter in full erection: such organs are sometimes labelled with the appropriate term 'micropenis'." that wuz just an interesteting tid bit (haha tid bit) that i thot i wood share with yall OK onwerd to the tail!!!!!!!!!! haha tid bit... |
| THE TALE OF MACBALLRE & THE NASA MYESTERY!!!!!!! and the smugglers of pirates cove |
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