| Miata C Pawz Miata�s version By Dexia DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT MIATA, THE CHARACTER MIATA C. PAWZ IS COPY WRITE BY MIATA THE CHARACTER KATAMANIA IS COPY WRITE BY KATAMANIA. The phone hadn�t stopped ringing all week, my secretary, Polly, was doing a pretty good job, (for a Pollicle) at keeping things under control. At the moment she was answering the phones, � Miata C Pawz office, can you hold please? Miata C Pawz office, can you hold please? Miata C Pawz Private detective, can you hold please? Miat�� �HEY be careful with that, that�s my new, $3000, lounge!! I swear you cant trust removal men!!� At least my new office was bigger than the closet known as my old office. I wished Polly would unpack all my boxes, I needed to start working! I felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned around, she was the classiest dame, I�ve seen in a long time! * Here we go! * I thought, *how pathetic! * �I�m Dame Dexia.� She said. �Oh your Dame Dexia, good too know!� I said, she caught the sarcasm. �Are you Miata C Pawz?� she asked. �Well duh, look on the door! I mean, yeah.� �Oh good I need you to take a case for me.� �Well normally I would but I�ve just moved into the new office and�� She waved a paw full of thousand dollar bills in my face, �Oh well!� and started to put the money back in her purse. �Hey I never said I WOULDN�T do it!� I said and snatched it away. She grinned. We took a cab to her place, �178 Caviar road, thanks.� She said to the cab driver. Caviar road? Why did that name ring a bell? �So don�t dames like you usually go to small time MALE detectives? Why do you need me anyway, someone knock off your older hubby?� � hey It�s the clich� but I choose the look I gotta live with it!!� � Um, yeah!� �So how much do you charge?� *Lets see, that was 20 thousand dollars she gave me, so that would be her life savings* I thought. � Usually I charge by the we..� as we rounded to the end of Caviar road, I remembered why, it rang a bell; caviar road was like Hollywood, around here all the rich and famous lived here There was a huge mansion there, And not just any mansion the biggest one in the state!! It has its own, movie theatre, shopping centre, hospital and Olympic pool!! �Here we are!� she said and paid the cabby, �sorry how do you charge?� �By the minute!� �WHAT?� �I mean Hourly!� �So, tell me again, why do you need my services?� �Well I�ve been robbed!!� she said dramatically. �Look I usually do bigger cases than a robbery, so�� �The things stolen were worth $100 thousand dollars!� �When can I start?� Dexia led me through a long, long, looooooong hall to a bolted door with Peaks guarding it. �In here.� The room looked like the room in mission impossible, (the first movie) when he has to get the info from the computer; in fact it was almost EXACTLY the same, except there was no air duct to climb from. �Wow!� �The things stolen were my, gold collar studded with diamonds and rubies, and matching wristbands!! Oh and a silver mirror, with rubies as roses, and emeralds as the leaves, all over it.� �OK, can I examine the safe?� �Of course� Dexia led me to the centre of the three rooms where the safe was. �Hmmm, no paw prints, fur, whiskers, nothing! Oh hang on, there is this chewing gum, on the inside roof of the safe.� I dug around in my bag and pulled out some tweezers, and pulled the gum off the safe. �Oh that�s where that went, I�ve been looking for that!!� a voice said. I spun around standing there was a white cat, with black, yellow, orange, and brown patches. She had an evil grin. �Kata!!� Dexia cried and practically flattened the cat called Kata, with a hug. �Get off me.� The cat said angrily, in a flat tone. �Whoops sorry,� Dexia straightened herself up. �Who�s the queen?� Kata asked. �Oh sorry, Miata, this is my friend Katamania, Kata this is Miata C Paws.� Kata rolled her eyes at Dex and turned to me, �Pleased to meet you�. So your Miata C. Pawz the great detective.� Kata had a hint of sarcasm, in her voice. I got straight to the point, �Well Katamania..� �Kata� �Kata, why is your * eww* chewing gum, in the safe?� �Oh there�s no need to suspect Kata, Miata! She is the only other person, who comes in here! � �My point precisely! No offence!� �Non taken.� Kata said dismissively �Well� um� stop it!! Your making me think, no, I don�t like thinking it hurts my head!� Kata and I rolled our eyes at the same time. �Dex, how about we go into another room so that you can relax.� Kata suggested. �Oh yes lets go into the �mirror room�� Dex said brightly and showed us to a dark room. �Me and my big mouth.� Kata whispered. Dex flipped a switch and the room was so bright that for a while I couldn�t see. Soon my eyes adjusted to the bright lights, I saw Kata with DARK sunglasses on and Dex sitting in the weirdest room I had ever seen. The whole room was covered from the walls to the ceiling with mirrors, Dex sat a very loooong bench that was covered with cosmetics and hair accessories. Dexia started brushing her fur. �OK well Kata why was your chewing gum in the safe?� I asked. �That? Oh well I�ve had that since I was a kitten, I blew the biggest bubble outta all my friends, so I kept it, Dex�s safe is the safest place, well was the safest place in the world!� �You mean you�ve had that gum since you were a kitten? EWWWWW!! THAT�S GROSS!!� �WHAT?� I looked at my watch and noticed it was 7:30pm. �I�m sorry I have to go!� I said, glad to get out of that weird room. A few days later, I was looking through my email, when Polly rushed in. �You�ll never believe this Miata!� �Its Miss Pawz to you!� �Oh yeah sorry, Miss Pawz, but you have a letter, on paper, in an envelope!!� �You�re kidding? No one uses the post anymore!!� �Well you got a letter!� Polly handed me a small white envelope, on the front was typed, with a type writer, my address and name. *God this person must be in the dark ages! * I opened it up. The letter wasn�t a letter at all it was a ransom note!! �DUM DUM DUM!!!� This is what it said. Dear Miata C. Pawz I have dame Dexia. If you want her back ALIVE, really I don�t know why you would, I mean she�s sooooo annoying! But if you are crazy enough to want her back, give me $ 5 million of HER money, before I go insane and shoot her. Yours sincerely The catnapper *Oh great, now I have to save her if I want to get paid!* I thought. So it seemed it was time for me to go on one of my famous spy walks. As soon as I was out of my office I went into a phone box, and turned invisible, a power I inherited from my father. When I got to Dex�s house, I looked for a way in. there was no need to the front door was open. As I walked in I noticed the furniture was everywhere, obviously she had struggled, when the kidnapper had taken her. I walked up the stairs, trying to find Dexia�s bedroom. It took me 15 minutes to find. God she has a big house! Dexia�s bedroom is quite nice, compared to some of the other rooms. She has a big screen TV, playstation, a fake fur rug and a HUGE bed. I started looking through her draws, you wouldn�t believe hew many pictures of toms she has!! There was nothing to tell me who robbed her, or catnapped her, though I was pretty sure it was the same villain. I went back downstairs and spied on the maids, and butler, they didn�t seem too distressed that their employer has been kidnapped. ��Tis a pity, ain�t it?� Said one of the younger maids, �we always did thinks that she was trust worthy, never thought she�d do a thing like that!� �Well what did you expect, she was always interested in Madam Dexia�s money and jewels.� The butler snapped. I wrote down on my little notebook; Butler Has a bad temper. Touchy. Another maid spoke up, �Leave �er alone, you�re just pissed because you didn�t get to do it first.� The butler stomped off in a sulk. *Hmm. The plot thickens. * I walked into the main entertaining room. I still didn�t have enough evidence, to arrest anyone and it was already lunchtime! I sighed and leant against the mantle piece. Then wall swung around revealing a hidden passage way. I slapped my fore head, how obvious can you get? I walked down the passageway; it was dimly lit with a few candles, after ages the passageway split into three. I sniffed the air, yup there was no mistaking Dexia�s Chenelle3000 perfume! I kept going straight. It wasn�t long until I could hear her sobs. �PLEASE, TELL ME WHAT DID I DO? I�M SORRY!! HELP SOMEONE!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? HEY? WHAT�S THAT IN YOUR HAND? NO PLEASE, IM TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!� I started to walk faster, I found Dex tied to a chair in a open area. There was a figure in a black hooded coat. The figure hissed, �Look Dex I�m sick of you. If you were anymore annoying I would shoot myself! I stole you collar, wrist bands and mirror�� �But why?� Dex whimpered. �Why do ya reckon? For the money, my boss pays me very well for stuff like that! But anyway now I am going to kill you, see you in hell!!� The figure pulled out a gun and waved to Dex. I ran over and kicked the villain in the back. She fell over; the gun flew out of her paws and into mine. �AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GHOST!!!� Dex screamed. I forgot I was still invisible, I made my self visible and walked over to the figure, who was now getting up, and pulled back the hood. �KATA?!?!� Dex screamed. �Shut up!� �Katamania Exclaimer Dominic you are under arrest for the robbery of Dame Dexia�s jewellery and the catnapping of Dame Dexia herself. Anything you say or do can be use against you in the court of law!� �Does this mean I�m going to jail?� Kata asked. �Probably!� �WOOOO HOOOO!!! Now I can go see my friends!� I slapped the pawcuffs on and lead Kata down the passageway. �Umm guys do you think you could untie me? Guys? GUYS??� THE END. |