MWF Meltdown 9-3-00 Results

MWF Meltdown Results 9/3/00

The Beginning

The show started with the usual fireworks display, and announcer Gay-R pointed out that it was 100� in the shade, and he announced the matches that were scheduled for that night. Then, Tony Fusion and the rest of �TWA� made their way out, and Tony Fusion said, �Ryan Rage, you had your buddy Justin Sayne come out and help you out last week, well, tonight, you�re gonna fight him in a last man standing match!�

First Match: P-Kachu vs. Billy Ray w/Cletus T.

These two giant men were about to start their match when Commissioner Fusion made his way to the ring and said, �Having you two guys in the ring is a safety hazard! The ring would fall apart if you two stayed in it! So, in this match, it is illegal to get in the ring!� Billy Ray started off with a vicious chair shot to the Pokemon freak, P-Kachu. Then, P-Kachu started to get some right hands in, and Takk came out, and nailed Cletus T. with a massive chair shot! Billy Ray and Cletus T. then did some double team work on the P-nom. Billy Ray DDT�d P-Kachu on the ground, then legdropped him. He went for a cover, but Senior Referee Trey Green only counted to two, then P-Kachu kicked out. Then, they double clotheslined P-Kachu, then Billy Ray said, �Cletus! GET THE TABLE!� And Billy Ray and Cletus together powerbombed the P-Nom through the table, and got the cover for the win.

Winner: Billy Ray

Backstage

QuickSilver was shown talking to the Mexican Mafia, and he called them wieners because they didn�t wear masks. And Pedro then screamed an ran away.

Second Match: Colossus and Diablo vs. Mexican Mafia

Hey Zoos first made his entrance out of a cardboard box. Then, Pedro made his entrance, and he was wearing a new mask!! Pedro is no longer the hysterical, funny Pedro, he�s the serious, high-flying Pedro. Colossus started the match off against Hey Zoos with a strong powerbomb and DDT, then Diablo was tagged in. Hey Zoos ran away, and tagged in Pedro, who hit a nice rolling senton on Diablo. Diablo then came back with a strong piledriver, and tagged in Colossus. Colossus hit a nice leg drop from the top of the ladder, and hit a sitting powerbomb on Hey Zoos. Diablo then got some cheap shots in with a cookie sheet on Pedro. Colossus then got a strong jackhammer on Pedro, and Diablo went away from the ring area, and came back with a fresh pack of EZ Baker Pans! All four men used the pans, even Hey Zoos hit the ref with a pan, as well as Diablo. Hey Zoos went outside, and came back in the ring with a mask of his own!! But Diablo ended Hey Zoos� celebration quickly with a hard pan shot to his head. Hey Zoos then threw Diablo outside, and hit a high flying plancha on him. Pedro then poured ice cold water on the backs of Diablo and Colossus, and Hey Zoos hit a one legged slam, and Pedro hit a big splash, then Hey Zoos hit a top ladder elbow drop for his dead �homies�, and Pedro hit a swanton bomb. Then, Pedro, out of nowhere, said, �Screw this match ma�in! I�m leavin�!� And Hey Zoos fought both opponents alone, and threw Colossus head first into a steel chair, and Senior Referee Trey Green counted the 1,2,3.

Winners: Mexican Mafia

Third Match: Takk vs. Cletus T.

This match was in favor of Cletus T., but Takk started it off with hard shots with a steel chair. Takk then got a strong clothesline off the top of the ladder, and Takk went back up, but Cletus T. bodypressed Takk off the ladder, then Billy Ray and Cletus T. did the WAZAAAAAAHHHHUP?!!!! headbutt to Takk. Then, Cletus hit Billy Ray�s �Billycutter�, went for a splash, and Takk moved, then Cletus hit another �Billycutter�. Cletus won the match with his variation of the Stunner.

Winner: Cletus T.

Fourth Match: MWF Tag Team Title Match: All Thatt vs. Masters of Extreme

This Match was the first Tag Title defense for Chris Foley and King Extreme. Super Sweet started the match off with about 50 panshots on King Extreme (not really, but a whole lot of pan shots), then piledrove King Extreme. Then, Radd Brad was snuck behind the ladder while Extreme was on it, and bulldogged him off the ladder, and Chris Foley tagged himself in, and got a strong pan shot on Brad. On the outside, Super Sweet suplexed King Extreme. King Extreme got revenge by hitting Super Sweet with a Wet Floor sign, and Radd Brad got a big frogsplash on Chris Foley off the top, and tagged in Super Sweet who got one also. Then, King Extreme was tagged back in, and he handcuffed Super Sweet, and hit a big elbow drop on him. But Super Sweet used the handcuffs as a weapon on King Extreme, and broke them off. Then, Rad Brad and Chris Foley were both in, and Chris Foley hit a piledriver on Radd Brad, and Super Sweet spit water in the eyes of Chris Foley, and Radd Brad got a suplex and a pumphandle slam. Then, Super Sweet came out with a steel ladder, and beat the crap out of King Extreme with it. Radd Brad then tagged in Super Sweet, and Chris Foley tagged in King Extreme. Super Sweet got a big powerbomb on King Extreme, and then went and got the steel ladder, and brought it back into the ring, and beat the crap out of King Extreme with it again. King Extreme then got a full nelson slam, and got the 1,2,3. But, King Extreme said he wanted the match to end with a five count. So Extreme did the full nelson slam again, and Senior Referee Trey Green counted �One, Two, Three�� Then King Extreme shouted �Four you idiot!� And Green counted the last �Four! Five!� For the win.

Winners: The Masters of Extreme

Fifth Match: �European Title Two Out of Three Falls Match� El Gigante vs. Revolver

This match was a great match for both men. In the first, the Mexican Mafia came out to help their Mexican pal, El Gigante. Gigante then took the match outside, and said �Let�s take this to the roof!� And he started to climb a ladder to the roof, but Revolver tipped the ladder over, and then put Gigante inside the ladder, and splashed him on it. Commissioner Fusion and Cade Creed tried to remove the Mafia from ringside, but they couldn�t. Revolver got the first fall by hitting his modification of an Acid Drop to Gigante. Revolver then dropkicked a pan into the face of El Gigante. Then, the whole �TWA� attacked Gigante with pans. But, then Gigante nailed two of his signature moves on Revolver, the Frejole Driver, and Jalepe�o drop. After Revolver recovered, he went for another Acid Drop, and Gigante threw him off the ring, and Revolver landed nuts first on a table, and the table didn�t break! So, Gigante leaned the table against the ring, and proceeded to throw Revolver through it, but Revolver reversed it, and threw Gigante through it. Revolver went off taunting Gigante, and Gigante retaliated with a Gigantic Bomb off the ladder. Then, Revolver went and got another table, laid Gigante on it, and moonsaulted Gigante off the ring through the table!! Then, he threw Gigante back into the ring, and hit him several times with a steel chair, but Gigante got a chair of his own, and nailed Cade Creed with it. Gigante then picked up Revolver, and hung him upside down on the ladder in a tree of woe position, and Gigante ran and dropkicked a chair into the face of Revolver. Then, he sentoned on Revolver with two chairs stacked on him for the one, two, three. Commissioner Fusion then said that he was impressed with Gigante�s athletic ability, and he asked him to join �TWA�, and Gignate flipped both of them off, and said, �F**K Ya�ll�.

Winner and New European Champion: El Gigante

Sixth Match: �Hardcore Title Match� Allen Matthews vs. Cade Creed

This match was set up by Commissioner Fusion after Allen Matthews attacked his pal, Cade Creed. The match started off with several kendo stick shots by Cade Creed on Allen Matthews. The match then moved to the ring where Cade Creed hit a long stalling suplex, a gorilla press slam, and a German suplex. Then Matthews began to come back with a vicious dropkick off the top of the ladder. Creed then threw Matthews into the side of the ring, and Commissioner Fusion nailed Matthews with the kendo stick, then Cade Creed hit an awesome powerdriver on Matthews. After Matthews recovered, he hit a nice piledriver, then the two dueled with the kendo stick and a pan. Then Cade Creed attacked Matthews with the pan. Cade Creed then reverse powerbombed Allen Matthews through a box!! Commissioner Fusion then continued to attack Matthews with his kendo stick. Cade Creed then laid �The Outlander� on the box, and splashed him through it off the ring!!! Commissioner Fusion then nailed the crap out of Matthews with the kendo stick, and in a fit of rage Allen Matthews went kendo stick crazy on Cade Creed!! After Cade Creed got up, he nailed Matthews with the Hardcore Title, then Cade hit a piledriver on �The Outlander� on the hardcore title. Cade then went and got a steel chair, set it up outside the ring, and Matthews threw Cade out on it, and he landed shoulder first on the chair. Matthews then speared Creed, and then tried to dropkick a chair into Creed, but Creed moved. Cade then attempted to go up the ladder, but Matthews knocked him down, and Cade got caught in the ladder upside down, and Matthews laid a chair on his face, and then did a baseball slide into the chair!! Matthews then hit his finisher, The Outrider on Creed, then powerbombed Creed through a table!! But Cade Creed kicked out at 2!! Then, Revolver came out, and helped Commissioner Fusion beat up on Matthews. Then Matthews ended the match with The Outrider through a box for the 1,2,3.

Winner and Still MWF Hardcore Champion: Allen Matthews

Main Event MWF Championship �Last Man Standing Match� Ryan Rage vs. Justin Sayne

This match was made by Commissioner Fusion earlier in the night, and he was the special guest ref as well. The match started out with some fine technical moves by both men. They included hiptosses, drop toe holds, and leg sweeps. Then Ryan Rage splashed Justin Sayne right on his head. Justin Sayne then came back with a strong piledriver on the Champion, and went to get a chair. Then, Sayne got three strong chair shots, and then a DDT which busted open Rage. After Rage�s recovery, he hit a strong tombstone piledriver, and went for a splash, and Sayne moved. Rage went outside, and then got a pan, but Sayne just punched it back in Rage�s face, not once, not twice, but thrice. Then, a loud chant in the crowd broke out. It was a chant of �FU-SION SUCKS! FU-SION SUCKS!� Then, Rage attacked Sayne with a piece of wood!! Sayne then bulldogged Rage on the railing of the ring. Sayne then went off the ropes, came back, went for a hurricanrana, but Rage countered it with a powerbomb. Sayne then got a kendo stick, and attempted to beat Rage with it, but Fusion grabbed it from him. Rage then nailed Sayne with a wet floor sign. Rage then took the match-up back to the ring, where he hit a nice pumphandle slam on Sayne. Rage then hit a nice push off splash off the ladder, then a push off elbow drop. Rage then went for a cross body on Sayne, and Sayne caught him for a powerslam. Rage then hit a nice rolling senton, and then a top ladder legdrop. Rage then went and grabbed a steel ladder, and attacked Sayne with it. Then, Rage attacked Sayne with a kendo stick. Then, Tony Fusion stacked up two tables to be used later. Rage then set up and eight foot ladder by the two tables stacked up. Sayne then continued to attack Rage. Sayne then went up a ladder to attack Rage, but Rage climbed up the other side, then Sayne jumped off the ladder, and knocked Rage off the ladder through two tables!!! Sayne then powerslammed Rage on the ground! And Rage went for a powerbomb, but Sayne reversed it into a backbody drop on the ground. Sayne then laid Rage on a table, and elbow dropped him through it!!! The match then moved back to the ring, where Sayne hit his finisher, the Insayne Asylum, then he pumphandle slam through a table!! But Rage got up at the count of 9, and hit the Riptide DDT. And he lured Sayne back into the entrance way where Rage laid Sayne on a table, then climbed up to the top of the eight foot ladder, and hit the Outrage Splash to Sayne through a table for the win!!!!!!

Winner and Still MWF Champion: Ryan Rage