| Back to Kame House Part 2 of Chapter 23 ***Club Hoppers*** ***May you be happy, (maybe you be free,) may you be peaceful, and may you be free from your suffering, (may you be free...)*** *** *Raine* As soon as nightfall hit, Yamcha took Tsunami to one of his favourite nightclubs. He sat on his couch, dressed in baggy black jeans, a leather jacket, and a tight white A-shirt, hugging his broad chest and washboard abs. Puar floated up to him, "Tsunami's a really nice girl, isn't she?" Yamcha's brows rose slightly and smirk curled his lips, "Uh huh." "Ever since you let her come here, she's kept the place spotless, you've stayed out of trouble and she's kept us both well-fed," Puar smiled. Yamcha looked at her with a raised brow, "What's your point?" "Well, I think she's one of the best things that could ever happen to us. I hope she stays." Yamcha looked at the cat with a mildly surprised expression. She was right. The girl was kind and polite, sexy to boot and had been a great guest since she arrived. He would make sure to hold onto her. The door slowly creaked open and his brows rose and his jaw dropped. "Wow Tsunami! You look great!" the blue cat squealed as the DBZ author stepped out of her room, dressed in knee-length brown boots, a short navy blue jean skirt, and a matching top that only buttoned up halfway to reveal a black bikini top underneath. Her hair was straightened and a small silver necklace with a silver, 4-star dragonball dangled from her neck, stopping at her chest. She grinned impishly, "You like?" Yamcha nodded dumbly, "Uh huh." Her smile deepened and she walked up to him and took his hands in hers, pulling him up from the couch. "And look at you, you look delicious," she said in a humorous matter, but Yamcha nearly choked. She walked to the door, smirking, Oh yeah, that got him. On the ride to the club, Tsunami noticed that she seemed especially...turned on this night. Then she noticed that a half moon was gracing the midnight sky. She shrugged it off and leaned back into her seat, legs crossed. It couldn't mean anything bad. Heh, it wasn't a full moon after all. Tsunami had never been to a club, but the way she carried herself suggested otherwise. The minute a fast song came up, she was rushing to the dance floor, getting hypnotised by the music. Yamcha smirked, finding a table close enough to watch her from afar. He wasn't the only one who liked what she was wearing. A good deal of guys had turned their heads in her direction when she walked in, some even followed. He soon got lulled away by her swaying hips and sensuous dance moves as the lighting turned to fast-paced, green strobe lights and the music changed. Tsunami's expression lit up. This was one of her favourite jams! She looked to Yamcha with a big smile on her face. If he was having trouble controlling himself now, wait till the song reached its chorus. Yamcha's eyes widened as the lyrics filled his ears. You say it's been too long Since you Had some You say I turn you on To light the fire that's burnin' inside You think that I'm the one you see in your dreams I know what you mean yeah It's creepin' around in your head Me holdin' you down in my bed You don't have to say a word I'm convinced, you want this Baby you know I can give it to you You can't deny, I'll do it right Just let me know and I'll give it to you Show me where, I'll taste you there Baby you know that I'll give it to you Your body needs a man like me Anything goes when I give it to you Without a doubt, I'll turn you out.. Yamcha found himself eyeing her body again as her dance moves fit the mood of the music. That's it! She's teased me enough.. Yamcha got out of his seat and joined her, much to her surprise. It's creepin' around in my head Me holdin' you down in my bed You don't have to say a word Just relax, I'll do the work I can't wait to give you some I'm convinced, you need one.. As the music neared its end, it slowly faded into a slower song. The strobe lights faded into burgundy lighting as couples began to pair. Tsunami turned to face him with a smile, "Enjoying yourself?" "I should be asking you that," Yamcha said before extending his hand, "Care to dance?" She smiled and took his hand. He pulled her into her arms and held her close as the tune carried out. Though she was enjoying this immensely, Tsunami's body temperature was rising and inappropriate thoughts began to fill her head. Here we go again.. The music slowly ended and the two sat down at their table to enjoy their drinks. Yamcha was surprised when she ask for soda instead of liquor. "Thank you for being so nice to me, Yamcha. I've had a great time," Tsunami looked at him with a warm smile. He returned it, placing a hand over hers, "Oh, it's no trouble at all. Besides, you've been heaven-sent since you've stayed with Puar and me." Tsunami beamed, "You know what, let's get out of here. I'm burning up." The two stopped at a park and sat on a bench, gazing up at the stars. "Beautiful night," Tsunami murmured. Yamcha nodded. He turned to Tsunami, her light brown eyes twinkling with the reflections of the distant stars. Her skin glowed in an ethereal way as the half moon's light touched her. He wouldn't lose her like so many others. No, he'd hold onto this one like Puar said. Maybe, just maybe this time he'd found the one. "Um, Tsunami?" Yamcha's voice broke through the silence. She looked at him with heartwarming smile of hers. He took her hands in his, "I wanted to tell you that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've grown to like you very much." Tsunami's eyes widened. "You're fun to be around, you know how to have a great time, you've got a great personality, you're beautiful and kind, and I'd like to, perhaps pursue a relationship with you," Yamcha looked into her eyes. She searched them for any ulterior motives. Like tryin' to get me out of my panties.. Nothing. But honesty. She felt her heart melt. Yamcha, of all people, wanted to be with her. Her! Tsunami smiled brightly, "Well, if you're asking me to be your girlfriend, the answer's a defiant yes." Yamcha's features brightened even more. "Great!" He seemed like a nervous schoolboy now, asking a date to the prom. He was so cute! Suddenly, the space between them closed and she felt his lips against hers. Her eyes slid close and she felt his arms wrap around her, pulling him gently his body and one of his hands reaching up to softly hold her cheek. Oh yeah, this was defiantly bliss. *** *The Dragonball Fairy* I walked in the gravity room and turned the gravity up to 150 then felt the air get heaver and struggled to stand up, I walked around the room for a while to get used to the gravity, then I did a few exercises we did in my movement theatre class, except I was doing a lot more then I would in real life then I began to shadow box. "Punch, kick, jab, combo, roundhouse, upper cut, side kick, back hand, cartwheel, inverted one handed handspring" (I wish, I can't do any of that in real life ;-;) I did various moves that I could never normally do and named each one as I did. I stopped and wiped some sweat off my forehead with the back of my hand, then suddenly felt the pressure lift and was almost hurled to the ceiling, I looked to the control panel and saw Tux sitting on it with his paw still pressed on the off switch. "How did you get here?" I said, not the least bit surprised after all the other stuff he'd done in this world. "If I can talk in this world I can do pretty much anything else I used sort of an instant transmission thing..." he said calmly as I opened the door and look outside. I had no idea how long I'd been training and how late it had gotten. I began to walk inside the capsule house and opened the fridge with Tux right behind me, I pulled out 3 boxes of pepperoni pizza from the fridge and handed one to Tux then began to chow down on the, surprisingly still fresh and warm tasting pizza "So... did... you? tell... everyone... about... why... I... left?" I asked in between bites. "Yea, yea, yea," snorted Tux, "They won't come looking for you in case you go evil, but I have a way to keep you from having to be so isolated." Tux said nibbling at his pizza. "Really!?" I said looking up from my pizza for the first time. Tux nodded and the large book from earlier fell from nowhere on the table almost, crushing it. "Ugh, not that damn book again!" I groaned. "Look, there's a section in there about cleansing yourself of evilness," he said rolling his eyes. "Do you know how corny that sounds?" I said opening the book to the page beginning to read it. "Hey this might actually work!" ~*~ I remained in a kneeling position in a circle of candles, with the dagger in front of me and continued the chant in Saiyan tongue. (spooky huh? O_o) I ended the chant in English saying "...Saiyan gods, heal my spirit and cleanse me of evil!" When I finished I looked at the dagger to see the blade glowing blue, I took in a deep breath and jabbed it into my heart, then looked down pulling it out, rather then see blood I saw a glowing blue substance, just like the blade of the dagger, coming out of the wound and spreading till it covered my body and I looked like nothing more then a glowing blue silhouette, I let out a loud scream as I felt like I was being ripped in half, which I actually was. When I finally stopped glowing, I looked around the room and let out a loud gasp. There was another figure in the room that also began to stop glowing. She looked exactly like me except she had the features from the Triform person in the dream. She was even wearing the same outfit as I was, except her top was black, mine was white and her pants were red while mine wear black. She stood up straight and smirked at me, I saw her fangs again then she spoke in that deep female voice from my dream and said, "Well, you have stopped me from taking over your mind and body, but now that I am outside your body, you saved me the trouble of having to do that. Now you're just a normal weakling Saiyan." ~*~ The battle began. I sent out a flurry of punches and kicks, which she blocked with ease. She then sent her own blows at me, which I dodged by doing a few flips. She sent a large ki blast at me, and I back flipped once again but this time she appeared behind me and kicked me in the back, sending me towards the blast. I let out a loud scream as I sort of fell up. She appeared in the air with her fingers laced together and hammered me into the ground, but before I hit the ground she kneed me in the back. Before she could hit me again, I flipped in the air away from her attack and sent a flurry of ki blast at her. When the smoke cleared she stood there barely scratched... and the battle continued.... (ok its now a while later and we're both SSJ2 or 3 by this time) I raised my fist to the air and focused on a large rock behind her making it begin to shatter into smaller but still large rocks headed towards her. She dodged most of them but the last one sunk into her shoulder and she quickly pulled it out. She put her hand over the wound then growled. "I'm tired of this," she then held her other hand out as a blade of ice came out of it and formed into a sword. Before I could even blink, the sword had gone right through me! It hadn't touched any organs or bones but it hurt like hell. She chuckled. "Well, I most go find more like me, but don't worry I'll be back to kill you... if you're still alive that is," She gave me a toothy smirk then shot into the sky. Tux finally came out trembling I looked to him and rasped, "Get help." Then I fell to my knees then fell face forward into the dirt, knocked out. A pool of blood formed around me causing me to fall out of SSJ mode, as Tux warped back to CC to get help. *** *Piccoloz Girl* I was actually shocked when the three infants who came from the eggs I laid wouldn't drink the water. I growled as I gave the other two water. "Oh, come on, guys, I need you to drink something," I sighed as I placed the two that had eaten into the nest where they fell asleep almost instantly. "You two girls are giving me a pain just at much as he is." They were getting ready to cry again. Piccolo had gone to talk to Dende and had yet to return. "They want to nurse," a voice said and I nearly jumped out of my skin. I turned to see Piccolo standing with a young man, Dende. "Oh, well that's reasonable, I guess," I said as I turned away from them and opened my blouse to allow the two girls to nurse at the same time. "How did you know all this, Dende?" "Well, as God of the Earth, I got interested in my people so I went to the Next Dimension and asked. They told me all about Nameks," he said as he went over to the nest to look at the infants. "So what have you named them?" "Well, Piccolo named the one that looks just like him, Nail, then the one with the hair, Kami, I named this one Kazume," I said as I pointed to the males. "Now this girl with purple hair is Lute and the one with green hair is Numiko." I slowly put the two girls down and picked up Kazume to let him nurse. Soon all five of the little ones were asleep and I could practically see them growing. "They'll grow rather fast for the next day then they'll be the size of a four year old and stop and grow like a human," he said and I nodded. "I'm going to assume that Nameks were once migratory," I said as I began to exit the cave. "How did you know?" Dende asked and I shrugged. "Any animal that gives birth/grows so fast is often an animal that moves around a lot," I said as I jumped down and went to get something to drink at the waterfall. ***** Piccolo took care of Nail and Kami, but I had to nurse the other three and I was drained by the third feeding. "You need more water," Piccolo said as he placed the sleeping infants in the nest and I slowly got up and made my way to drink. "Let me help you." I was shocked when he scooped me into his arms and brought me to the waterfall. I drank about three gallons of water before I stopped and rested. "This is harder than I expected," I whispered and Piccolo chuckled. "What?" "You were expecting this," he said and I began to laugh too. "Not really, I was thinking more like you and me sparring instead of you and me?" I couldn't think of what to say. "Screwing?" he offered. "NO, having kids and running around taking care of them. I really didn't even WANT to have kids until after I was 28," I said as I rested against the rock. "Although with this form of reproduction, I'm shocked that the Nameks didn't over populate." "Well, Dende said that only one in two hundred couplings ever produced more than one egg per mating. So actually, the fact that we paired this well was unbelievable?seeing as you were the only female Namek and I was one of the two Nameks on Earth." "So, now that there are three female Nameks?" I began to mumble. "What?" Piccolo asked and I smiled. "Well, if we do this several more times when our daughters are adults we can send them to New Namek and the Namek species might actually make a comeback," I joked. I stopped when Piccolo kissed me. "Oh no, not this again! I'm surprised you've already forgotten what happens when you do that!" "Shut up, Tatsu," Piccolo said as he kissed me again. "What the hell," I said as I kissed him back. *** *Lady Youko* I smiled as I landed on the ship, so now to plan a special torture for my little monkeys. I sighed until I felt a massive ki somewhere on the Earth, I rushed to the control room. "Find where that power level is coming from!" I hissed as I sat down in my throne. My tail was lashing around behind me. "It seems to be coming from a small island somewhere out in the middle of the ocean, there are several high power levels with a few low ones as well," the crewman said and I thought quickly. I reached out into the psychic link I had and I felt Blake, I smiled as I felt his evil side. I practically purred when I realised he was in the Metal Kooler form. "Well, well, well, what caused that change in heart?" I muttered as I opened my eyes. "Can we get an image of the island on the view screen?" Suddenly a view of Kame House appeared on the view screen and I stared at the Metal Kooler, a smile coming over my lips. "Now that is impressive." "What is that, my Lady?" a crewmember asked and I smiled as I looked at him. "That is most likely going to be?" I stopped when I watched J'dee show up and offer him a bag. I nearly fell over when I saw she was giving him sugar and HE was turning back into a human! "I take back what I was going to say, that is a fool. I guess I might want to offer him a sweeter reward." I was going to have to get Blake to change into Metal Kooler, perhaps then I could keep him that way with the android. "I'll worry about him later. I have a monkey problem to worry about." I went to my chamber. ***** I began to laugh when the idea hit me and I quickly got out of the hot tub in my bathroom. I dried off and marched down the hallway to the Science labs. "My Lady," my chief scientist said as he bowed and I smiled. "Doctor, I want you to build be something," I said as I looked at him and explained my device. "Genius! My Lady, this is a fantastic design you have, yes I can do this, but the actual inputs would have to be written manually," the doctor said and I smiled as I patted him on his shoulder. "Don't worry, Doctor, I'll take care of those, just tell me where to get to work," I said and he pointed to a free computer console. "How long with the input device take?" "A day at the most, it should be ready tomorrow morning, first thing," he said. "But it needs that input to actually work." "I'll take care of this then," I whispered as I started to type. 'You are Artic?faithful slave to Lady Icer. You will kill the female Saiyan named Mabelle' Oh, when I finally got my revenge, it would be so sweet *** *BananaGirl* "What the hell have you done to my kitchen?" Bulma shrieked as she saw the mess. "Technically, I did nothing to your kitchen. I did something to your microwave though." I foolishly answered. "Why you little..." Bulma said between clenched teeth, making her way towards me. "Uh...is this a good time to run?" Quorky asked. "You bet!" I shouted, running around the table. "Ha. Where ya gonna run to now?" Bulma asked, cornering me from the other side of the table. "Um...well I'm truly fucked. Any ideas, brainiac?" I hissed. "Hey, you're the one who got us into...move!" Quorky said as Bulma ran round the table. "You can't keep this up all day!" Bulma hissed. "Wanna bet?" I smirked. "Oh no. Look!" I screamed, pointing at the window. "Very funny. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Do I look...eep!" Bulma screamed as Quorky threw a black, burnt sandwich at her. "Yeah! Quorky, you are the man...uh, monkey!" I said, high-fiving my muse. "I think she's...dead..." Quorky said, looking at Bulma who'd fallen onto the floor. "Quorky...you killed Bulma? Dude, you rule!" I exclaimed. "Mmmmnfffff." Bulma mumbled, stirring. "Fuck, you didn't kill her very well, did you? Lets go before she wakes up!" I said, running from the kitchen. ~*~ "Well, what do we do now?" Quorky asked. "We could always try and kill her again, it was fun." I grinned. "Maybe not." I muttered as Quorky gave me a glare. "There must be something to do. It is, after all, the famous Capsule Corp." Quorky muttered. "We could examine Veggie's room again." I asked hopefully. "Uh...no." "Oooooo! I know! The Gravity Room!" I grinned. "And how are we going to even stand in there?" Quorky demanded. "Psssh. You ruin all my fun. Well, only one thing left to do. Kill Bulma!" "You're obsessed." Quorky shook his head. "Nu uh! I just wanna be married to Skittles!" I grinned at the possibility. "Oi! Get back here you little bitch!" Bulma shouted after me. "Damnit. I sooooo wish I was Bulma right now." I sighed, then quickly covered my mouth as I realised what I'd just wished for. |