Part 1 of Chapter 14
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*Lady Youko*
I yawned as I sat on the pile of rubble. This was getting boring? I tossed my hair over my shoulder and sighed. I needed to get some minions, mindless followers. I sighed again as I wished I had a lovely toy like Zarbon to play with or even that cool chair? as if by a miracle there was the handsome blue-skinned, green-haired man and I was sitting in a lovely hover chair that had a footrest and everything. I felt that wicked smile creep over my lips as he looked around the destroyed city confused.
"Welcome back to the world of the living, Zarbon," I chuckled as I moved towards him. For a second, he looked frightened. Then when he saw me, a smile crept over his face. "I was wondering if you'd like to take your old position, under me." For a second, he looked like he was going to refuse? then I saw the lust? The man was attracted to me. Excellent.
"I would be honoured to, my Lady," he bowed and I smiled. Mentally, I wished for the rest of Freeza's army, the Ginyu force, and Cooler's men. In a flash, an army of men stood before me.
"Welcome, gentlemen, I am Lady Icer. I am stronger than Freeza, Cooler, and King Cold, and I wanted to ask you how many of you would like your old jobs back? Those who do may remain here in the living world, those who don't? well, I assume there's still a place left for you in Hell," I cried and I watched as the ship I wished for appeared behind me and I laughed. I wondered slightly if any of the other authors could do things like this. I watched as Ginyu, his team, and the henchmen of said tyrants all came up. They all kneeled on one knee at my feet.
"We serve you, Lady Icer," they said in unison and I smiled.
"Let's get going, I wish to destroy this mud-ball but first I need to win a little competition," I laughed as I boarded the ship first.
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I stared at the city below and smiled. The wine in my glass was very good and I could see why Freeza had loved it so.
"Perhaps I should bring old Freeza back," I muttered and I noticed how Dodoria, Zarbon, and Ginyu all seemed to flinch and I turned to look at them. "I would have to share you with him then, wouldn't I? I never was very good at sharing." I laughed as I got up and floated towards the surface of the Earth.
"My Lady, would you like us to go with you?" Zarbon asked and I smiled, it would be good to let the other authors know what I was up to now? with Dodoria and Zarbon there would be quick a few surprised.
"Yes, you and Dodoria will come with me, Captain, you are to make sure NO one leaves this ship. If I so much as detect ONE ki from this ship I will take it out on you," I said and smiled as I took off followed by Zarbon and Dodoria. I smirked as I wished them stronger, they didn't notice it, but Vegeta would.
I landed in the center of the city and smiled when a woman screamed my name in terror.
"Ah, the life of a celebrity, it's so hard to get things done when every one recognises you," I laughed as I stared at the humans running away. I threw a few ki blasts and smiled as the streets were mostly deserted. "You two destroy the buildings, make sure no one is playing possum."
"And what will you be doing, my Lady?" Zarbon asked and I walked over to him?he was about a foot taller than me and I caught his chin in my hand.
"My handsome Zarbon, I'm going to see if this city has any gowns?in other words, I'm going shopping," I smiled as I kissed him. He seemed quite shocked, but he didn't seem to mind at all. "Now get to work." I smiled as I entered the store, yes there were so many dresses here. I laughed as I listened to buildings blow up. I would have to see how good of a plaything Zarbon was later.
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*Saiyan Princess TRF*
Knowing who the 2 Saiyans sitting on thrones above me were and NOT knowing how much power I had, I decided it would be best to just bow.
"You!" asked the king, "Who are you?"
"Well," I started, "I'm-" I was cut off by a brilliant flash of light that Juunanagou(#17), Marron(Krillin's daughter), Bra and Pan appeared out of, "What are YOU doing here?" I asked.
Juunana looked at me and winced, "That's just my luck. In addition to being hurled into the past without a way back I'd HAVE to land in the same place as you!"
"Yep," I said smiling, "so how DID you get here?"
Juunanagou sighed, "I followed Maron, Bra and Pan into the lab and Pan pressed the 'start' button and here we are."
Pan grinned innocently, which assured me that she was the guilty one. Then I looked at Bra, "I thought you were with your daddy," I said looking at her.
"I was but papa got barfed on by someone and then later he got banana gunk on him so he went inside and I went to find Pan!"
"I was babysitting for Pan and she started wandering off and found Bra and my uncle Juunanagou found us and Pan got into the lab and pressed the start button on the time machine and now we're here," Maron explained.
"Oh," I said, then I noted an annoyed look from the 2 Vegetas and whispered, "Uh...I'm not sure but I think we should bow."
"Damned straight!" yelled the young Vegeta glaring at us, "You are in SERIOUS trouble you little-" his father cut him off.
"What was that you were saying about 'time travel'?" he questioned.
"Aw shit," I muttered.
"This isn't the worst that will happen," Juunana whispered to me, "By my calculations when we started that machine we created an..." he went on but I didn't catch any of it because he was using really big scientific words I'd never bothered to learn so when he was done it was only fitting to ask,
"In ENGLISH please!"
Juunanagou rolled his eyes, "Basically what it means is that anyone who walks into the lab is going to be warped into this place."
"Oh," I replied, "So what lies do we make about time travelling for them?" I asked referring to the 2 Vegetas.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIES?!?!?!" shouted the young Vegeta.
"We're in trouble," I whispered to Juunanagou, Marron, Bra and Pan who kind of rolled their eyes at me in a 'Do you really think so?' kind of way.
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*Raine*
Out On The Town
Yamcha was a great tour guide and Tsunami could help but smile at her good fortune of running into him before any of the other authors could scoop him up. She sat back and relaxed against the cushy, leather interior of his expensive hover car. Yamcha kept his eyes on the road but smiled, "I think the first place to take you would be a clothing store, ne? Unless you're comfortable in what you're wearing?"
He took that moment to get a quick glance at her outfit. Tsunami smirked, "Oh no, no, I'd love to see what kind of stores your world has. This is really nice of you."
Yamcha returned the smirk with one of his own, "Oh, it's no trouble at all."
And true to his word, Yamcha had taken her to quite the snazzy clothing store. She grinned from ear to ear. She'd never be able to choose! But of course, being polite, she decided to stick to only a couple of outfits. Yamcha carried the shopping bags with ease back to the car while Tsunami came out dressed in a white, lacy, cotton halter-top, navy blue bell bottoms and black thongs (sandals, not underwear you pervs!!). She smiled, toying with her large silver hoop earrings before hopping into the car.
After shopping was sight-seeing. And Yamcha had chosen a large city to sight-see. The buildings stretched into the heavens, the streets were as white as ivory and there were trees on every block. One of those rich, Beverly Hills-type cities, she thought with
lop-sided grin. They finally stopped at a restaurant where they dined on spaghetti and steak. Tsunami managed to control her Saiyan impulses to 'pig-out' because of the other patrons in the area. Yamcha hadn't seemed to notice, she thought with a thankful sigh.
"So, do you like South City?" Yamcha finally spoke before cutting up his steak. Tsunami grinned, "Oh yeah." After hour-long conversation, the subject finally came up, "So, does Bulma-san have a place for you to stay?"
Tsunami's eyes widened, "Crap... I can't believe I didn't remember! I don't have a place to stay, Yamcha."
She hadn't noticed the sly grin on his face, "You could stay with me if you want."
She paused and looked at him for a moment. Okay, Yamcha's allowing you to live with him. What happened when Ardin wrote 'Warped'?...Oh kuso! Wait, no, that's a good thing... kinda... Wait, what did mom always tell you about boys... She mentally frowned. Her mother told her she couldn't date till she was out of college, or she'd kill her! Of course, that didn't stop her anyway. She smiled, "Thank you so much Yamcha! You don't know how much this means to me."
"Oh, it's totally fine with me. It means I'll have someone else to talk to besides Puar," he said with a friendly smile, which she couldn't help but imitate.
After dinner, Yamcha took her back to his place and Tsunami could feel butterflies in her stomach. He's gonna hit on you and you know it... I WANT HIM TO!! No... wait, no I don't want to move too fast too quickly... Aurgh! Damn, damn you hormones! She sighed low enough for him not to hear. The drive home was silent and she couldn't help but look him over every now and then. She had to shake her head to clear it of more hentai thoughts. Oh if I weren't a Christian?
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*J'dee*
Gohan had left me outside and all the authors were slowly leaving falling off with certain Z characters. I sighed to myself and picked up my bag and hefted it on to my shoulder. The night sky was telling me it was time to head off and hide.
"You don't have to go stay with Yamcha you know there are other options ya know." Master Roshi shuffled along next to me as I walked inside.
"I know I probably won't anymore. I might drop by to give him his apartment key back." I sighed disappointed. I had really wanted to glomp that goof. But I had to be the serious one, I had to be the grown up.
"You can stay with me." Master Roshi offered.
I looked at him all bruised and battered. He didn't seem to give up and I sighed. "You've got Krillen, Eighteen and Marron living under your roof, I don't think there's room for me." I said honestly.
He looked at me taking in what I said and he looked down the hallway suddenly. I followed his look feeling the disturbance in the air.
"Something's happened..." Master Roshi spoke suddenly with such seriousness in his voice. I admired that about the old man he may have been a perverted old man but he had that 'thing' about him that came with years of training.
"I can feel it to. The air... it's shifted." I replied as we walked to a door.
"Gone?! BULMA WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAN'S GONE!!!!"
I stood in the doorway watching Gohan going completely N.A.T.O. "Whoa..."
He turned and looked at me. I cringed suddenly and his look softened. "You know magick right can you bring them back?" He asked.
"Bring who back?"
"Pan. She's gone. She went in to Bulma's lab and she didn't come out."
I looked at Gohan. "Gohan that's not a good idea to mix magick and science. Look at the damage I've done so far." I remarked and motioned out the window at the authors still on the lawn. "I can't."
Gohan looked down. "What am I going to tell Videl? She's going to kill me."
"I'll come with you. Maybe if I can find a place where I can be undisturbed I can work a spell to form a kind of contact with them." I offered.
Gohan nodded. "Then it's settled. You'll stay with me."
I nodded and placed my cellular number in Bulma's hand. "For the people and Saiyans staying here that I pulled through. If they need to contact me."
"So much for Yamcha, huh?" Gohan chuckled.
I rubbed the back of my neck blushing. "It doesn't matter. I've got a responsibility now. I've got to keep this world intact. I can't get schoolgirl. It'll just be distracting."
Vegeta huffed at me. I knew he was not very impressed with me. "You're trouble girl. I knew that from the moment Kakarott brought you here. Know this: step out of line and I will have your neck."
I rubbed my throat subconsciously and Vegeta smirked at my discomfort.
"C'mon J'dee I'll take you back to my place." Gohan slipped an arm round my shoulder and he guided me out of the room. Master Roshi watched me pass him. I think he decided to stay inside until the dangerous 'Saiyan women' had departed.
I sat in silence as Gohan drove the car out to where he and Videl lived. My insides were twisting in knots and I looked out the window, it'd probably be morning by the time we arrived at his place. At least the way he drove.
"C'mon Gohan! Let me drive plllllllease...."
"Do you know where I live?" He asked.
"No. But you can give me directions."
He chuckled. "Dad told me about your not being able to follow directions, so I think not. My car, I'm driving."
"I wish I had my car." I grumbled and crossed my arms.
Suddenly, Gohan slammed on the brakes as a car fell from the sky. Gohan blinked and he looked at me. I looked at the Honda prelude and recognised the licence plate that read Jazzy'D...
"OOOOOOOH! IT'S MY CAR!!!!" I squealed.
"J'dee? What on earth?" He questioned.
"Ummmm, I forgot. Powers." I rubbed the back of my neck.
"Don't tell me I have to tow your car back to my place now?"
I gave Gohan a pleading look. "Pllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeeee??"
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*Maria Cline*
Lady Seru left the Capsule Corps after her little talk with Lady Icer. "A competition... I like it..." Lady Seru complimented as she landed outside. "But, what can I do for one day? Can't go any rampages, that would be cheating. I may be a supervillianess but I'm an honourable supervillianess."
She smirked when she sense Piccolo close by and he was coming her way. "Oh yeah." She laughed as Piccolo landed next to her. Piccolo had left the corps before she could even talk to him. Now, he was actually coming to her.
Piccolo was taller than her, even in her Lady Seru form. His long cape bellowed in the wind. His face was alien but in some way handsome. "Lady Seru, I understand that you and your frosty friend had been doing some chaos."
"I'm a supervillianess, it's my job." Lady Seru said as she took off her hat and capsule corps jacket and placed it to the side. "You want to fight me, handsome?"
Piccolo blushed slightly at the comment. Ever since these strange aliens came to this planet, he had been hit on by the girls. He didn't know why. He wasn't boyfriend material. "Okay." He took off his turban and cape and went into fighting position.
Lady Seru smirked as she got out her sword and attacked.
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"These DBZ warriors are so easy." Lady Seru laughed as she sat on top of an unconscious Piccolo. "Thank goo- well... thank evilness that Piccolo took off his cape before we fought."
She laughed as she got out her digital camera and took a picture. "Now... the clothes!" She eagerly yanked off Piccolo's shirt and pants. She looked at the mostly nude Namekian to see that he was wearing a pair of briefs. "He's a briefs kind of guy." She
commented when she stared at the shoes.
She had never seen Piccolo's bare feet before. It was one of the questions that she had about this place. What does Piccolo's feet look like? She reached down and yanked on the shoes. "Come on!" Lady Seru grunted as she yanked harder. "Come off!" She
moaned as the shoes finally came off.
She sighed in relief as she looked down at the shoes and nearly facefaulted. Piccolo had the same type of feet as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (TM). "I can't believe this... Piccolo has two toes!" She snickered as she took a picture of Piccolo again. She went to her pile of clothes and put on the cape. She posed in her cape and nodded. "Oh yeah, gotta love the cape."
She flew off again with her clothes. "Now... who to strip next?"
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