| Back to Kame House Part 2 of Chapter 10 The real beauty of life is that it happens naturally... ***The Chaos Begins*** *Tobias5* Tobias leaped out of the water, a gigantic fish in one hand. He landed near his clothes and yanked on his pants. He kicked a tree down and yanked off a huge branch, stripping the branch of its leaves and twigs. He blasted it with a small ki blast, making a huge fire. He cleaned the fish and spun it on the stick, roasting it over the fire. He smirked, never realising that his father teaching him how to hunt when he was younger would ever come in handy. He sat there, roasting the fish, his now enormous appetite driving him forward. As he waited for the fish to finish cooking, he drifted back to Jera's words. ~ Maybe I should stay away from them a long time. It seems they don't really like me. Especially Jera now. She is cute though. ~ he thought. His head suddenly jerked up at the thought. "The hell? Where did that come from?" he muttered to himself. He pulled the fish back and began to eat, his mind wandering again. ~ Well, she IS cute. She did definitely stick out more than the others. Most women I know wouldn't have the gall to do that to in public but she did. I like that. Some one who knows how to keep people in line. ~ he thought. He finished his fish and snarled. He suddenly jumped up and threw the remains to the east, not even realising he threw it so hard that it landed next to Goku's house, scaring Chichi enough for her to call Goku in panic. "What the hell am I THINKING?" he screamed to himself, "I just embarrassed her in front of everyone and now I have a crush on a women who with a flick of her wrist can send me back to the hell of the real world? What the fuck is WRONG with me, huh?" He screamed and fired a blast at some trees near the lake's edge. They fell over with a crash, and Tobias stared at them. ~ Hell, I might as well put this strength to good use. I build homes for people all the time. Maybe I can build myself my own cabin. ~ he thought. He checked his wallet and found he had enough cash to buy some nails, a saw, a hammer, and some tar for the roof. He nodded to himself and flew of for the closest town. ***** It was almost dusk, when Tobias finally stopped. He whipped sweat from his brow and gazed at his now new cabin. While had had been in town he had also bought a dresser, clothes, a radio, TV, a queen size bed, and bathroom and kitchen stuff. He found that when his money was converted to zeni he had more than enough for everything. He had made the windows and doors himself melting some sand form the lake shore into glass for the windows. He smiled and used his ki to heat the tar and spread it on the roof, with out spilling a drop. He glanced at the generator he had also bought. ~ It was easier than I thought to do the electrical part by myself. I wonder what Jera would think of this place if I brought her? ~ he thought. He shook off the thought, and took his things inside. After he finished, he walked back outside and sat by the lakeshore to watch the sunset. ~ I definitely like it here a whole hell of a lot better than back in that other world. This place feels more like the real world than that place. ~ he thought. He sighed and lay down on the grass watching the sunset, his normal smile appearing back on his face. *** *Mabelle* I sighed as I let Goku help me walk, it was like I was having my energy zapped from me. I shook my head, I needed to get away, but I couldn't leave; I had to ask Jera about something. "Um, Goku, where's Jera?" I asked as I kept my eyes low, we were getting close to those evil powers again. Goku gently rubbed my arm in a comforting manner. "She's at the picnic table, you want me to carry you there?" he offered and I blushed, he was so nice, I wish I had someone in the real world to treat me this nice. "Thank you," I said and he quickly lifted me up and carried me over to the table, slipping me down in the place across from Jera. She smiled at me and I smiled at the kitten on her arm. I suddenly missed my cat. "Um, Jera, you mentioned something about bring back the dead. I was curious if we could bring back Burdock. I know a little about magic, enough to cast protection spells and other minor ones. If I have an experienced spell caster with me I can help with more powerful spells." I gently stroked the kitten's head and wondered if my mom was taking care of my cat. "Where'd you learn magic?" she asked as the kitten purred. I looked at her and sighed. "My mom is a descendant of the Druids, but she doesn't believe in magic, my cousin and I started to play with it when we were ten, but my mom found out. She thought it was sacrilegious for me to practice magic so she forbid me from it," I said as I looked at Jera and she nodded. "So can we try to bring him back!" "Bring who back?" Goku asked and I nearly jumped out of my skin, I had forgotten he was standing right there. "Oh, just an old flame I've had," I laughed as I rubbed the back of my head Goku style. "So what about it Jera?" "We'll see," she said. "Okay, come get me, I'll probably be with Goku or unfortunately sparring with #17," I said as I waved and slowly got up and staggered as I tried to walk. One of them was close by. "Let's get you away from those girls, we don't want you throwing up again!" Goku said as he picked me up and carried me off as I waved to Jera over his shoulder. *** *J'dee* Gohan smiled as Syrina wandered past him following or stalking someone he wasn't to sure. "Hey where you off to Syrina?" Trunks called out from the grass. She stopped and looked at him. "I'm gonna go train. Now that I uhhhh feel better..." Trunks laughed. "You saw Goku go that way didn't you?" "Trunks shut up!!!" Syrina exclaimed. "Don't make me come over there and beat you!!!" She added angrily. Gohan chuckled watching the two. He wandered over to where Yamcha was. Yamcha sighed. "I can't believe you talked me in to taking her in." "Relax Yamcha. She's good." Yamcha sighed. "How do we know she won't end up like them. I'm getting odd feelings of a couple of these others are turning to their side..." He said as he looked over at Lady Seru the female Cell and Lady Icer the female Frieza. "Look dad searched her feelings, she's got a troubled past but she is not evil." "What am I going to do with a teenage Saiyan?" "Ummm send her to school?" Gohan offered and rubbed the back of his neck. Goku came wandering outside and he looked at Tien. "Hey can you watch over Mabelle for a minute. I'm gunna count how many people we have here." Tien nodded. "Sure thing Goku." With that he walked in to the Capsule Corp building to where Goku had taken Mabelle. *** *Saiyan Princess TRF* I walked around the lawn of CC wondering what to do, almost everyone was gathered around Vegeta and a very confused looking Bra. I decided I'd wait for the crowd to die down a bit before going over there...#17 had camouflaged himself somewhere probably so I couldn't glomp him. I went into the house and thought for a moment... 'Where would I go if I were an Android trying to hide from an obsessed fan girl?' I asked myself, 'well, I think I'll check Bulma's lab first because even if I don't find him I'll still have other stuff to mess around with.' ~*outside*~ #17 was hiding in the bushes, he now had grass stains on his clothes but frankly he didn't care as long as THE GIRL stayed away from him. ~*back with me*~ I'd been walking for about 20 minutes before I realised that I didn't know where the lab was. "I wish I had a MAP!" I yelled, and all too conveniently a nice little map of CC appeared in my hands. I walked back into the room I started out in, rounded the corner, and ended up in the lab silently fuming that I'd been so close before and hadn't even bothered looking. There were a lot of cool little gadgets in there, but what REALLY caught my attention was a machine behind glass with a sign on it that said "TOUCH AND DIE!" as I looked at it a little angel appeared on one of my shoulders and a little devil on the other. "Oh god...I've gotta be dreaming," I muttered looking at them, later I would reflect upon that as strange how I hadn't questioned if I was dreaming when I landed in the DBZ world but NOW I was asking if I was dreaming because of the little angel and devil... "You aren't dreaming you idiot!" retorted the little devil that later called himself "Frank". "I'm afraid he's right," the little angel on my shoulder stated, "we're the bodily forms of your inner confliction on whether or not you should take that time machine." "Time Machine? That's a TIME MACHINE?" I asked. "Well gee I wonder..." "Frank" rolled his eyes. "Ok...screw both of you! Go away and shoo because I'm taking a trip!" I said smirking evilly. The angel gasped before disappearing and "Frank" patted me on the head, "Good girl. Remember to make such wise decisions in the future!" he then disappeared along with his angel counterpart who, as a side note, was named "Frankette" so they'd have matching names. "Here I go!" I didn't know how to set it so I just pushed random buttons before the 'start' one, I hoped I'd meet Bardock but kept in mind that I could end up anywhere. When I woke up again I landed with a PLOP on the floor of a room with 2 figures looking down at me...it couldn't be...I looked up again, ok yes it could. "Father," a little boy asked glancing at me then at his father, "Who's that and how dare that person have such disrespect! Dropping in on us like that! Really!" "Uh...hi uh...your majesties!" I said bowing, I wished I knew more about Saiyan customs but unfortunately...I also stole a quick glance around me for the Time Machine but it wasn't there, I decided that there was probably a code that only Bulma knew that she could put in the Time Machine so that you only had a way back if your trip was authorised. Oh lord... *** *KumikoVegeta* I laughed a bit when J'Dee used the codes authors use to talk about DBZ, it was quite funny seeing the confused faces on all of the fighters. But as I watched I took notice of who was around me. Somewhere I heard a girl vomiting and saw her hunched over a bush with Goku behind her. She is Maybelle or something like that. She is very sensitive to bad Ki. I wonder if she noticed what I have? I watched as this Tobias guy started fighting the Cell girl Lady Seru I think, and J'dee started to yell at him and he took off. I was a bit sorry for him, but I shrugged it off, I had more important things to do. Getting up I saw a girl was talking to Bulma, but I just waited, what I needed to say was very important. After she was done I took my chance and walked up to Bulma to talk to her. "Bulma, hi, umm can we talk now?" "yeah sure, hey do you want to stay here?" "I would love to, plus I don't think I will be welcome anywhere else." "Ok come with me we can walk over to that tree and talk." Bulma and I started to walk over to the tree on the far corner of the lawn, we sat down and I looked at her seriously. She glanced at the crowd of people who looked like they were beginning to move or power up. Then on the other side of the lawn I saw another girl power up to SSJ3, I smiled but back to the important stuff. "Bulma, When I came here there was something in the back of my mind that I wasn't too sure I could control. There is a darkness inside of me and I don't know how to control it. A person in my head told me that I have two hours to decide what to do, but either way I'm going to change into something that is not too nice, maybe deadly. I need your help trying to restrain it." "Oh my Kami, have you talked to J'Dee yet?" "No." "Come on lets go talk to her." We walked over to J'Dee who was talking to Gohan, I looked really embarrassed as Bulma ask J'Dee if we could talk to her. I looked at her and then taking a deep breath told her the story about the voice in my head and what was going to happen. She looked at me not really saying anything but taking in what I had to tell her. "Do you want to go home?" "No I don't but I don't want to be bad either. I just want to be strong with a cool brother and train under Goku and stuff, but the transformation I did in the house is just the tip of the iceberg. Every time I look at Lady Seru and the girl Frieza I know I am going to be going to their side. I need to be restrained or to find out what the hell is happening before it happens. You have the power to bring us here, you have to have the power to help me. Please J'Dee, I don't want to hurt anyone." "Bulma can you do anything?" "I can try. But if she needs some one to restrain her then I think Goku and Vegeta should know about it. They can do something. Maybe you can talk to Goku while I talk to Vegeta." "Ok." We walked away from J'Dee as she just stood there watching the others. I wasn't too sure she would help me, but I hoped to Kami that she would. I was scared, more than I had ever been. I followed Bulma into the house, where she led me down the stairs to her lab, on the way down we saw a girl coming up, she said something about being lost and then she ran away. Bulma strapped me to the table and said she would be right back. Just as she left the voices started again. "You won't get away from what you will become! You will turn I promise you." "No!" Just as my eyes started to clear over and my pupils started to disappear I saw a figure, a lady with long white hair laughing at me. Before I could ask her who she was I fainted. *** *Piccoloz Girl* I was shocked with how J'Dee had taken care of the fight and I shook my head, she was a little too hard on Tobias for my taste, but who asked me. I smiled as I notice Piccolo was staying close to me. Maybe I should play with his little mind a little. "HEY! I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, I CALL FLUTE, SO ALL YOU LEECHES GO BUG VEGETABLE!" I cried and a few girls shook their heads, others laughed as they saw me. The couple of guys chuckle and I winked at one of them. I watched as Tobias flew off and I decided to take his lead. I took to the air and began to spin and zip around in the sky. Dente! Was flying nice! "Where do you think you're going?" Piccolo asked and I looked behind be to see him following me. I looked at him and for a second I thought I saw a blush on his cheeks. I turned around and started off again. "Nowhere fast," I said as I flew and spotted a waterfall, was it his? Well, it was nice, so I flew down and landed on the grass by the large pool under the waterfall. "What are you going to do?" he asked as he landed beside me. I smiled at him and he looked uncomfortable. "I'm going for a swim," I said as I took my shirt off, Piccolo quickly turned around and I smiled as I dropped my pants. "My, you sure are shy around members of the opposite sex." "I'm not, you're not a Namek, it's not possible, we're asexual," he said still staring at the forest. I smiled as I jumped into the water and he slowly turned around. "Oh, I am a Namek and I am female, so you better get used to the idea," I said as I continued to swim in my underwear. Piccolo looked so funny, this was very enjoyable. ***** I sat in the sun almost purring I was so happy to be sunning. Piccolo was meditating over the waterfall, looking at me every now and then. I sighed as I rolled onto my stomach and stared up at the green warrior, he was a little darker green than I was. I ran my eyes over his face and then his clothes. I smiled wickedly, I wonder if he wears boxers or briefs. I slowly hovered up behind Piccolo and threw him into the pool of water. I laughed hysterically at the look of shock on his face. "Why the hell did you do THAT?" he growled as he came out of the water. He was dripping wet and I smiled as I pulled his turban off and played with it. "You looked hot so I thought a swim would cool you down and then you could sun with me," I said as I closed my eyes while I smiled. I heard him chuckling and I looked at him as he stared at me in a very Vegeta-like look. "What?" "You couldn't wait to get me out of my clothes could you?" he chuckled as he dropped his cape and I suddenly realised what he was teasing me about. I turned bright purple. "You know I didn't mean THAT!" I said as I turned away, I heard his clothes fall to the ground and he laughed as he climbed onto the rock I had been on. "Well, the look on your face was good enough," he said and I turned to stare at him. He was on the rock sunning himself; I slowly floated up and landed next to him. Boxers. *** *J'dee* I wasn't sure what to make of Kumiko's situation. I held powers to keep people in line. But I didn't hold enough power to control someone's instinct for good or evil. The most I could do for her was a spell with her permission of course! I went to stand up to follow her to ask her when I got tapped on the shoulder. I looked at the author. I guess I had some more questions to answer before I myself went off gallivanting about. *** *BananaGirl* "Damn, you'd think they'd never seen someone eat bananas before." I whispered to Quorky, noticing the glances and stares I was getting. "No, not so quickly anyway." Quorky eyed my rapidly decreasing pile. "I don't care, they can tell me if they've got a problem." I said in a threatening tone. "Uh huh, you're going to take on a room of Namek's, Saiyan's and god-knows-what-else when you yourself are a mere mortal?" Quorky looked at me sceptically. "Mere mortal and damn proud!" I said, with a hint of resentment towards those lucky Saiyan authors. "What are we going to do then?" Quorky asked me. "I dunno. It's the DragonBall Z world, there must be an endless list of what to do." I shrugged. "What about all those fan fictions you read? Any ideas from that?" "Nope. Its usually only one person at a time and they end up falling in love and having hot, sweaty sex with the Saiyan Prince. I highly doubt that." I glanced over at Vegeta and sighed. "If only your mother knew what you do on the computer when you're supposed to be doing 'biology'." Quorky sniffed haughtily. "Hey, I have needs ya know!" I stuck my tongue out at Quorky, then munched another banana. "You're disgusting." "Yep." I agreed, grabbing two bunches of bananas and putting them in a pocket each - they'd do for later. I stood up. "Hey, where are you going?" Quorky demanded, jumping off the table and running after me. "See if anyone knows anything. Excuse me." I patted the girl who had listed the rules earlier. "What the hell are we doing here? I mean, I don't have any clothes, CD's, anything. Plus, I'm starting to smell a bit funny." *** *J'dee* I blinked looking at the two banana's in her pocket and I smiled. "Well we're here cause.... um..." I frowned and added in all typical Goku answer. "I goofed." I rubbed the back of her neck. "Sorry about that..." I looked at her and I thought for a moment. "as for clothes and CD's I came prepared." I pointed to my yellow material bag, which conveniently enough when in anime looked just like Gohan's from when he was at high school. "Well if you want those things just wish for them you're an author you have power here to turn the place upside down... well probably not completely upside down cause then we'd all be on the ceiling and the ceiling would be the floor and being as there is no ceiling cause we're outside we'd probably keep falling through a blue abyss and I think we've all done enough falling for one day..." "Maow." Tiger interrupted me. I rubbed her on the head patting her affectionately and she mewled at me again in the cutest kitten squeak. "Aaawwww ain't you cute?!" I gave her another affectionate rub and she started purring contented with the attention. |