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Part 1 of Chapter 5

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*J'dee*

Azure, Oxford Terrace aka The Strip. Yamcha sat in the velvet seat watching Krista and her beau whom they called Angel in make out mood, J'dee's head was conveniently turned away and her could feel her energy flickering at odd levels. He tapped her on the
shoulder.
"Hmmm?" She turned round and looked at him.
"You're energy it's at an unsafe level you really shouldn't be using it while you're partly intoxicated."
J'dee shrugged. "Look I'm sick of waiting for his cousin so I'm calling him here- OW!" J'dee glared at Krista who was still lip locked with Angel. "Damn her for being multi-talented..."
Yamcha blinked. If he'd heard her right it appeared her friend was more multi-talented than she was. J'dee according to her file, could- draw, write, do martial arts, Latin & hip hop dancing, college, and she wrote movie scripts for a hobby as well as played drums. How could her friend be even anymore multi-talented than that?
J'dee stood up and she waved. "WESLEY!!!!" She screamed over the loud music. "OI GIT YA BRITISH ARSE OVER HERE!!!"
Yamcha looked at J'dee and watched as Wesley came over. He smiled at J'dee. "Hey Jay, I'd like you to meet Christina." He introduced a Samoan girl who was with him.
"Oh this is Yun." She smiled.
Wesley smiled at him. "How you doin' man?"
"Good." Yamcha replied. "Nice to meet you."
"Hey Wes!" Angel greeted.
J'dee rolled her eyes. "Now ya notice."
Krista obviously kicked J'dee again cause she sat down and rubbed her leg.
"Hey stop that... I'm gunna be bruised...."
Krista smiled. "No ya won't..."
"Gak..."
"Hey yo are ya gunna give us some of the famous Velvet chair?"
"Me and Jay need to talk anyway." Yamcha spoke up pulled J'dee off with him.
"We do?" She looked completely confused.
Yamcha pulled her outside and the bouncer stamped their hands so they could return later without flashing any I.D They crossed the road and headed towards the Avon river and Yamcha sat her down on a park bench. He sat down next to her.
"Is this about your energy?" She asked.
He nodded. "Look I was sent here to stalk you, but since you seem completely oblivious to it... I had to make you notice me."
"You-" She blinked. "Were stalking me?" She added breathing looking at him. "Why? You're so darn cute! Why would you want to stalk me?!"
Yamcha smiled. "Because you wrote something that ticked both me and Vegeta off."
"Wait... You and VEGETA?!" She jumped up and looked at him taking him in finally as if she just noticed.
"I'm not Yun Cha."
"Yun Cha.... I get it now you're Yamcha!!" She cried.
"Yeah."
"So that's how you can control your energy like that you've like trained under Master Roshi and stuff..." She looked at him. "This is about that yaoi fic that got like mixed reviews isn't it?" She asked.
"Yeah and what were you thinking a menage et tois? Geez!!" He stood up his anger finally showing.
"Look I didn't know you were real leave me alone!!"
"No I won't leave you alone, because you wrote that about me and Vegeta and it's my job to punish you for that, be it in any way I find fit!"
"Punish me huh?" She looked at him and winked.
"Gah! Not like that!!"
She looked at him then back at the club, Yamcha grabbed her.
"Hey let go... I warn you there are police that patrol these banks.... I can scream and I can scream loud..."
"And I can fly... and I can fly high."
"Fly?" J'dee squeaked."
Yamcha saw her expression. "That's right you're afraid of heights aren't you?"
"No..." She said and grabbed his hand and spun round twisting it behind his back til he let her go and she quickly ran off heading down the road sprinting across it avoiding cars and she bolted right in to a little place entitled the Club. Yamcha growled. "Damn that's the oldest martial arts trick in the book." He walked casually after her, he knew now she'd pay attention to him and she would defiantly notice him now and she would be afraid.

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The Club, Colombo street, I dived in to the crowd panicked. This was way to weird. I had to find a way to lose him, but I didn't know how to control my energy to lower or highten it. So no matter where I ran to he'd find me I just had to make sure I was around crowds and hopefully he wouldn't notice me.
I felt a hand touch my shoulder and I jumped spinning round. I stared at the man and I let out a relief. "Bobby!" I cried and I hugged him. He was on of the African UK guys I run in to on occasion while clubbing.
"Hey Geri..." I blushed. I remember I still hadn't told him my name. "You look worried.... something up."
"I'm being stalked... I'm just trying to lose him." I replied as Bobby pulled me on to the dance floor. "Bobby-" I was about to protest when I saw Yamcha talking with the bouncer of the Clvb. This was a local spot for me so I knew the bouncer by name... which made me regret running in to here. "He's here..."
Bobby looked over and he spotted Yamcha. "I'm here."
I nodded. Alot of people would of been intimidated by Bobby he was one of those types you didn't want to run in to an alley way with, but Yamcha... he was part of the Z-team he could do so much more damage. He may of been weak to everyone else, but in
this world he had enough power to cause some serious damage.
"You don't understand he's so much stronger..." I pulled away from Bobby quickly and ran down the hallway heading towards the exit when Yamcha phased in front of me his arms crossed. I forgot they could do that.
"Look you can run, but-"
"I can't hide I know I know..." I sighed.
Yamcha grabbed me by the arm. "I'm taking you back with me to my world."
"No way!!" I tried to pull my arm free.
"Yes way."
"Krista! Angel! I can't just vanish!!"
"You should of thought of that before you ran!"
"Hey you scared me!!"
I saw Bobby walk up. "Look pal I don't know what your problem is but you better leave the lady alone."
"Lady?" I mouthed out. "Gosh I'm old..."
It was then the bouncers walked up also and Yamcha kept his grip on me.
"Tell them to leave." He said sternly.
I blinked. "Why?"
"Tell them everything is fine and get them to leave I don't want to hurt anyone."
"You hurt someone?! I scoffed. "Cha right."
Yamcha glared at me. I just insulted my dream guy I felt so stupid he would never like me now. As if he did to start off with, all because I was experimenting with my writing abilities.
"Look pal just let the Lady go and leave all nice like." Karl commented.
I smiled at Karl he doubled as a bouncer and DJ he was always nice to me.
Yamcha sighed and he let me go and I stumbled back against the wall. Karl looked  at Bobby, "Get her some place safe."
Bobby nodded and he lead me off and I saw Yamcha watch me being lead out I could tell that I wouldn't have anywhere to go. Yamcha would know. It was terrifying.

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Azure, The Strip, I informed Krista that I had to go and she looked at me worried I saw Bobby come back with an orange juice for me and I downed the drink and placed the glass on the table.
"Dudette this is not good, we don't ever split up when we go out, never." She looked fully concerned. I gave her a smile.
"I've got my cell phone just give me a call if you think something's wrong."
Krista shook her head. "No I'm coming with you. Angel Wes I'm going with Jay."
"Kris don't I don't want you to get involved in this..."
Angel looked at her. "Hey where the lawyer goes this accountant will follow."
"Same with this personal trainer!" Wes pipped up.
"Wes you're too drunk, Tina get him home." Angel said seriously.
Christina nodded. "Sure. You three be careful..."
I was lead out and I saw Bobby stay behind and I frowned.
"Bobby...."
"I'll call you." He said and I looked behind him seeing Yamcha there holding his arm and I mentally began to freak out. I was so good at locating people by their energy but Yamcha he moved to fast for me to follow.

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Yamcha glared at Bobby he'd seen what he'd done to that drink. Sure Yamacha was here to scare J'dee but nothing to that extent.
"I doubt you will call her, because after tonight she is coming with me."
"Look man whatever power trip your on, as if she'll go for you, you scare her, me I don't, I play nice-"
"Look I'm not jumping in to bed with her! This is personal."
"Oooh so you tried and she blew you off-"
Yamcha looked at Bobby. "No!"
"Look I know what you Japanese guys are like... I've seen your perverted animes and your messed up sexual fantasies-"
"Shut up or I punch you." Yamcha growled. "And I warn you when I punch it'll be harder than I'm gripping your arm right now."
Bobby looked down at his arm which was starting to feel numb and he was sure he could feel the bone beginning to crack.
"Fine I'm shutting up."

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Oxford Terrace, The Strip, Avon river, I sat down on the park bench recalling the story to Krista and Angel. Angel looked at me. I left out Yamcha's real name and that fact what I wrote about him was a dbz fic. They wouldn't understand and I felt bad for lying to them. Krista would tell me I was nuts especially if she knew Vegeta was real, Kami how many times had she pulled a Vegeta on my ass.
"So you meet him at Uni and it turns out something you wrote for the newsletter a fictional story was actually about him?" Krista asked.
I just nodded. Angel looked at Krista. "Why didn't he just sue you like normal people?"
"I put a disclaimer on it..." I remarked.
Krista laughed. "Good girl I trained you well." she patted me on the back.
We were seated by on the punter's bench but no one would be punting past us at this time of night and I felt myself go really light headed. I must of been sitting for over half an hour trying to explain what happened to them when I tried to stand up I found myself unable to stand. Krista and Angel looked at me worriedly.
"Hey dudette we should get you home you don't look to well." Krista remarked. "Here borrow Angel to lean on." She added and She hooked my arm through Angel's.
We walked to a taxi stand and I saw Yamcha standing off round a corner he was watching me and I knew the minute I was alone it would be all over for me. The ride home was fairly short considering I passed out in the back seat of the cab. When I came through Krista was helping me out of the cab and Angel was paying for the fair and I looked up skywards to see Yamcha hoovering there in the air and I sighed defeated. He just merely nodded like he knew he had won. I looked at them.
"I'll be okay now guys." I motioned it was okay for them to go.
"We're not leaving you alone. You're not in a fit situation." Angel remarked.
I glared at him. "What's that suppose to mean?!" I snapped.
He looked at Krista and she looked at me. "Dudette it's okay."
"No it's not!" I wailed. "Nothing is ever okay! Not with me!"
"Hey... we'll watch out for ya..." Angel touched my shoulder.
I sighed and lowered my head. "Hey that jacket looks like Faith's." he added.
I looked down at my tanned jacket and I chuckled. "Yeah I got Faith's jacket and Krista has Buffy's-" I stopped and looked up to see the two of them snuggling and I frowned. "Oh God get a room!" I frowned.
Krista giggled and I walked down the drive and they looked at me. "Jak! Hey we're sorry." She shouted after me and I took off down the road I watched as Yamcha flew over head and I ran in to the park at the end of the street and I felt my heel sink in to the ground and I stumbled over and I let out a defeated sigh I saw Yamcha's feet touch down in front of me and I looked up at him.
"You've been drugged..." he said and he helped me up.
"Drugged?" I repeated.
"Yeah Bobby put something in your orange juice."
I sighed. "If your going to torture me.... please don't make it anything to emotional... I don't think I can handle that..."
"I was just going to make you beta some fics actually." He remarked.
"Beta?" I whined... "But I don't like Beta-ing..." I whined more almost pathetically.
Yamcha chuckled and I found myself actually going back to relaxing round him. After what he mentioned about Bobby.
"Jay!!" I heard Angel call out I looked at Yamcha.
"You better hide." I said quickly. He smiled at me. "I don't hide..."
I looked at him and gasped as I was pinned up against a tree. "Then what do you do?"
Yamcha smirked at me and I found it dead sexy and almost melted. "Don't be offended but this is just to throw your friends off after this I swear I will tie you up and force you to watch Gundam Wing over and over and over."
"I like the tying up part... can we just skip the Gundam Wing thing though."
Yamcha gave me a look and I blushed. "And they say us Japanese guy's are bad."
I nodded. "I wanna see how bad exactly."
"Will you cut that out?"
"I'm sorry it's just your such a babe!!"
Yamcha smiled. "You think so?" He asked.
"Totally and I think you've got that mystery thing going on... I love that. I soooooo wanna know your last name too-"
"Jak?! DUDETTE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!" I heard Krista call out to me.
I looked over seeing them about to enter the park.
"Jay?!" Angel shouted out.
I felt Yamcha turn my head to face his and he breathed out. "Dende forgive me." He mumbled. I blinked and looked completely confused.

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Waltham Park, Krista and Angel saw the two fingers so close together J'dee up against a tree a taller figure leaning over her and Krista began to panic and she ran up to the scene then stopped seeing Yun and J'dee and they were doing not what she expected. He had her hands pinned behind her back and up against the tree, they were completely in make out mode or at least he was, being the dominating force.
"And she tells us to get a room..." Angel spoke up.
"Ahem!" Krista cleared her throat. "Stalking...."
Yun looked at her and she blinked, he did make her feel kinda uneasy those scars said something and she was thinking it was to do with the marfia or something.
J'dee let out a breath and lent up against the tree and she looked like she was about to pass out. Angel took a step forward.
"I think you should leave her alone." Angel remarked.
Yun looked at him. "Why?" He asked. "It's not like you can stop me."
Krista looked at Yun. "Don't mess with us. Just step away from her."
"J'dee am I hurting you?" He asked.
She looked at him and she smiled. "He kissed me!!!" She exclaimed happily.
"Jak are you okay?" Krista asked.
"I'm fine." She grinned happily. "I can't believe it!!! I think I'm going to die!!!"
"Wait I thought he was stalking you?" Angel looked confused.
J'dee let out a sigh. "Still look at him, he's sooooooo cute!"
Yun looked at her like she was crazy.
"Riiight. Anyway c'mon lets go now. We'll leave Mr. Scary Stalker alone now." Krista walked up to them and Yun stepped in front of J'dee. "I'm sorry but I have to take her with me. My time is up in this world."
"Excuse me?" Krista looked at him.
Yun just smirked. "I'm from another dimension."
Angel blinked. "That's completely impossible."
"You're so hypocritical Mr. I wanna brood." Krista glared at Angel.
J'dee straightened herself up and she looked at Yun. "I can come home right? After this whole travel to another really, dimension thing right?"
He nodded. "Sure I will bring you back."
J'dee looked at Krista. "I'll be okay dudette."
"If you don't bring her back I swear I'll send my pantheon on to you."
"Pantheon..."
"She follows the Hindu traditions so don't not bring me back cause you'll get Hanuman, Krishna, Shiva types on your butt. Even if you are Japanese."
Yun nodded. "I swear to Dende I'll bring her back."
Krista glared at him. "You better."
Yun placed and arm round J'dee and he looked at her. "Hang on tight."
"Flying.... you're not going to fly are you?" She asked suddenly panicked.
"Sorry no choice. So hang on or I might drop you."
J'dee clung to him. "Oooooooh I get to hold Yamcha!!" She squealed.
"Yamcha?" Krista repeated. "I know that name..." He brow creased.
Suddenly Yamcha lifted off the ground and he flew off and Krista nearly fell over.
"Ohman! They're real?! I thought it was just a cartoon... oh dear... if she insulted him imagine what Vegeta would do to me." Krista chuckled. "hehehe super shitty saiyan."
"What?" Angel looked confused. "He just flew didn't he?"

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*Piccoloz Girl*

"Um?what are you talking about?! Of course I'm Piccolo!" Nail cried out as PG-01 giggled, trying not to offend the gentle warrior. She smiled as she got up and walked right up to him so they were nose-to-nose?well, nose-to-chest and she giggled as she pulled the turban off of his head and looked at it.
"No, you're Nail, I can tell," she said as she smiled up at him. "Don't worry, I'm not going to bite. I don't care if you kidnap me instead of Piccolo, frankly, he scares me more than you."
"But?" he sighed as he gave up. She smiled at him and he slapped his forehead, how did he get into these situations.
"So, why did you kidnap me?" PG-01 asked as she handed back the turban. She went over to a large rock and sat down. She looked like a fairy or sprite of the forest and Nail felt like crying?damn Piccolo. With a sigh, he sat down on a fallen tree trunk across from her.
"Well, Piccolo was upset due to a story you wrote about him and?well?you," Nail said as he looked at the girl and she blinked.
"Oh, well, I guess that's not a good thing then," she said as she got up and walked over to the edge of the cliff. "So?are you going to kill me?"
"WHAT?!?!" Nail cried out as he fell off the tree trunk. PG-01 looked at him and held back the giggles. "No! Not that he told me. Besides Dende told me that there wasn't going to be any killing!"
"So Dende's in on this?" PG-01 asked and Nail turned purple, he wasn't suppose to say that!
"NO! Um, I just meant?uh?that Dende told me never to kill!" Nail cried out and suddenly PG-01 smiled.
"It's okay, I won't tell anyone that you told me," she said as she walked up to him and looked at him. "You can change back, I already know who you are." Nail sighed and in a flash he clothes were changed back to normal and he looked at the human girl
before him.
"So what do I do now?" he asked himself and PG-01 smiled as she looked at him.
"I don't know, what are you hear to do?" she asked as she tilted her head like a small child.
"Um," Nail sweatdropped. "I'm here to?uh?torture you." He scratched the back of his head.
"Oh," she said as she blinked. Nail laughed before he saw her fallen over the rock. He sighed, this was going to be hard.

To be Continued?
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