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(6/19/03)
Part 11: Cheating
Back in hi skewl we may have cheated once or twice :p, but if u read my Bible verses page and compare it to this – this is how I feel about it,
don’t forget to read my quotes in the ‘my bio to see my other famous quotes. I’ve learned that only white ppl (or pansies) are adverse to cheating,
they also believe extended warranties are a can’t lose situation, who really is the ignorant one?
Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small
shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would
you?
Homer: Uhh, not as such.
Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much
hysteria these days about so-called cheating.
Homer: Yes, a lot of -- hysteria. [worried look]
Burns: Mm-hmm.
If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as
an American to do it. Why should the
race always be to
the swift or the
jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely
because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say
cheating is the gift man gives himself!
Homer: Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat.
Burns: Excellent.
It just so happens that there's a conveniently placed
snowmobile (or
"horseless sleigh", to
put it in Burns' words) hidden behind a bush.
Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Yes, well, I'm older than you.
Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as
objectionable as you seemed when we first met.
Homer: No, sir, I am not.
(7/8/03)
Part 12: New Job
My job is now a Router for a
large food company, where I really got the job mid June but only got started on
July 7th. Seems
as if though my drug test papers all got messed up (as I had feared). Anyways, my first week was interesting – the
first night after work I went to sleep around 1am, only to wake up at 3:30am
and go back to work to log in a 12 hr day (no lunch deducted) :p But the job is going good so far. I finally have a cell phone, it’s a work phone
so I don’t consider it mine, but I’ll keep it on me. (So my streak has ended) I think it will be pretty good it’s the first
time we really I wont know everyone who works there. The drive is pretty long but there is no
traffic when u work a 10-7 type shift so I don’t mind and I aint
movin out for awhile it seems now. But of course I do want a bike again :D I’ll update
this with how my work goes. In my type
of job someone is always gonna be happy/mad with me –
just the type of work im in.
(7/12/03)
Part 13: Generalities are for the idiots
Who freakin
invented the concept of payin for someone else,
namely takin someone out and havin
to foot the bill. According to that my
time/companionship is not worth your time unless your
getting some kinda meal or something in return. Sorry you freakin
gold diggen hoes but not all men are that stupid, and
if most men would realize that then there wouldn’t be a generality of that
trend. Seeing how most guys just want a
piece of ass, my quote is just take a hooker out at least yer
guaranteed something at the end of the night.
Most people know im cheap I just think most
people are as stupid as they look, I tend to have a lot of money in the bank so
really which works better for who again?
It only bothers me that most women expect stuff paid for them, so much
for the concept that women want equality.
Once again let me remind you the fool is the one who works hard for his
money to have it thrown away quickly.
(8/27/03)
Part 14: Amazing how time flies
Geez man, its been awhile since I wrote in this
online journal/fruity thoughts page. I’ve
been workin
as a router for more dan a Month now – I’ve run
into a few problems – Namely what my job really is
I finally work for a big co. instead of the lil
crappy ones I always worked for, but of course u run into
Some problems there such as ppl who write
emails about every lil problem to everyone from the
president
To the janitor then the other problems of not getting along with
everyone – cuz I deal with some mindless
Mofo’s in the driver department – I was seriously gonna
move up northside to greenspoint
aka gunspoint
But I did a lot of research and found that was a bad idea. I have postponed the movin
deal cuz I really
Don’t fell comfortable at my job… everyday it’s a new mistake I make
that leads to all sorts of annoying
Trouble and lectures – I even got a verbal warnin
cuz I keep messin up the
time numbers. Geez
im like
Is this not the job for me or wut, I like the
easy mornings but im tryin
to learn everything in a small
Timeslot so its not like a normal job where
after 2 wks u know everything. Either
way im not givin up
Just yet, but I do evaluate my decisions differently like movin and such – Hopefully it’l
work out
Cuz if I don’t do well at this job I might as well go get my mba –
“You know how when a car becomes too fast and hits like 10’s in the ¼
so they hafta trailer it in..
well with imports when the civic hits a 14, its time to trailer it to the
track, way too fast for the street”
(9/22/03)
Part 15: Leftovers
Everyone
is racist or prejudist to a degree they just wont admit it (or like most people we grow older
and learn how to hide it better) And we all know white ppl are treated better in life and in the workplace
than us colored folks - You could say the same
thing for fat ppl vs. skinnier folk, but i cant goto a gym
and change the color of my skin now can I? So if anyone
doesn't belive there is racism in today's
world - Look Again - I tend to find that only whhite people think there is not racists all around us
Gee
I wonder why a white person wouldn't think there isn't racism goin on?
Editors
Note: If you ever have a serious conversation about racial issues
Which
most ppl will try to dodge, they tend to agree with
my statement
Work
Status : Still
learning, but im almost ready to do it daily w/o pain
(1/5/04)
Part 16: Dude
its 2003 2004
Hmm, bout time
I type in this again, my job is steady I’ve got dough again to throw away
again…
Started
copying dvdz, finally bought a digital camera, more
bike stuff., the main thing bein
I realized I
hate today’s music, which officially makes me old, I’d
rather listen to the same 80’s
Techno club
jam all day instead of 100 diff blink 182 clones, anyways nothing else is new
just
Coasting again
thru life, oh ya I learned 401kz are a joke, a hoax
if u will
Quote of the
day “you’ll live”
Part
17: Garbage Creation Theory (more satire)
Ok,
I never thought i'd actually put this down on paper
(digital paper that is) but here is my full
theory of allocation points and how I think
it is unfair. Granted this is based on
hardcore D and D
RPG
character creation. More or less it boils down to this - when God
creates you - you first pick
the race, the race then determines your
points to allocate to the various skills/appearance/mentality
of the person. But each race has a different amount of
points it gets to allocate to the different
categories.
And not all skills/appearance/mentality attributes all cost the same for
every race.
For
example if you happen to be Indian, it costs about 3 points for every increase
in physical traits,
where as if your black it costs just .5 -
This can be said for all traits of all races - which of course you
can do the vice versa for intelligence but
then again you would call me a racist if I did.
Anyways, this
does not hold true for everything, such as
the dumb jock or intelligent skinny geek - because there are
good looking intelligent white ppl walking around, and I consider that unfair. Obviously im quite
biased
in the fact that im
still sitting at 150lbs at 5`11 and I do exercise/play ball and that only makes
me
skinner :p but then again most ppl can't figure out that this thought section isn't about
trashing white
ppl
and racism, but about how I feel about our environment. Most ppl will never
figure out it takes
thought to understand that when a man wrote a
book that said moms should eat their babies, he had
no intention of that happening but was
stressing an important goal of intelligent decisions not one
dimensional thinking. Anyways I could dwell more into my creation
theory process, but i'd have better
luck rollin a
pair 15-sided dice.
Define
Hardcore:
Don't
forget to add that bonus from the Dragon Slayer +4 Sword 2D15+4 => 21 - armor class of 4 = 17hp
loss on dragon - Red dragon is breathing
fire...red dragon casts hurtmore => 243hp loss -
Joe is dead
Test Test
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