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(6/19/03)

Part 11: Cheating

 

Back in hi skewl we may have cheated once or twice :p, but if u read my Bible verses page and compare it to this – this is how I feel about it,

don’t forget to read my quotes in the ‘my bio to see my other famous quotes.  I’ve learned that only white ppl (or pansies) are adverse to cheating,

they also believe extended warranties are a can’t lose situation, who really is the ignorant one?

 

Burns:    Tell me, Simpson.  If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?

Homer:  Uhh, not as such.

Burns:    Neither would I.  I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating.

Homer:  Yes, a lot of -- hysteria. [worried look]

Burns:    Mm-hmm.  If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.  Why should the race always be to

  the swift or the jumble to the quick-witted?  Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say

  cheating is the gift man gives himself!

Homer:   Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat.

Burns:     Excellent.

It just so happens that there's a conveniently placed snowmobile (or

"horseless sleigh", to put it in Burns' words) hidden behind a bush.

Homer:   Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.

Burns:     Yes, well, I'm older than you.

Burns:     You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.

Homer:    No, sir, I am not.

 

 

(7/8/03)

Part 12: New Job

 

My job is now a Router for a large food company, where I really got the job mid June but only got started on July 7th.  Seems as if though my drug test papers all got messed up (as I had feared).  Anyways, my first week was interesting – the first night after work I went to sleep around 1am, only to wake up at 3:30am and go back to work to log in a 12 hr day (no lunch deducted) :p  But the job is going good so far.  I finally have a cell phone, it’s a work phone so I don’t consider it mine, but I’ll keep it on me.  (So my streak has ended)  I think it will be pretty good it’s the first time we really I wont know everyone who works there.  The drive is pretty long but there is no traffic when u work a 10-7 type shift so I don’t mind and I aint movin out for awhile it seems now.  But of course I do want a bike again :D  I’ll update this with how my work goes.  In my type of job someone is always gonna be happy/mad with me – just the type of work im in.

 

(7/12/03)

Part 13: Generalities are for the idiots

 

Who freakin invented the concept of payin for someone else, namely takin someone out and havin to foot the bill.  According to that my time/companionship is not worth your time unless your getting some kinda meal or something in return.  Sorry you freakin gold diggen hoes but not all men are that stupid, and if most men would realize that then there wouldn’t be a generality of that trend.  Seeing how most guys just want a piece of ass, my quote is just take a hooker out at least yer guaranteed something at the end of the night.  Most people know im cheap I just think most people are as stupid as they look, I tend to have a lot of money in the bank so really which works better for who again?  It only bothers me that most women expect stuff paid for them, so much for the concept that women want equality.  Once again let me remind you the fool is the one who works hard for his money to have it thrown away quickly.

 

(8/27/03)

Part 14: Amazing how time flies

Geez man, its been awhile since I wrote in this online journal/fruity thoughts page.  I’ve been workin

as a router for more dan a Month now – I’ve run into a few problems – Namely what my job really is

I finally work for a big co. instead of the lil crappy ones I always worked for, but of course u run into

Some problems there such as ppl who write emails about every lil problem to everyone from the president

To the janitor then the other problems of not getting along with everyone – cuz I deal with some mindless

Mofo’s in the driver department – I was seriously gonna move up northside to greenspoint aka gunspoint

But I did a lot of research and found that was a bad idea.  I have postponed the movin deal cuz I really

Don’t fell comfortable at my job… everyday it’s a new mistake I make that leads to all sorts of annoying

Trouble and lectures – I even got a verbal warnin cuz I keep messin up the time numbers.  Geez im like

Is this not the job for me or wut, I like the easy mornings but im tryin to learn everything in a small

Timeslot so its not like a normal job where after 2 wks u know everything.  Either way im not givin up

Just yet, but I do evaluate my decisions differently like movin and such – Hopefully it’l work out

Cuz if I don’t do well at this job I might as well go get my mba

 

“You know how when a car becomes too fast and hits like 10’s in the ¼ so they hafta trailer it in..

well with imports when the civic hits a 14, its time to trailer it to the track, way too fast for the street”

 

 

(9/22/03)

Part 15: Leftovers

Everyone is racist or prejudist to a degree they just wont admit it (or like most people we grow older

and learn how to hide it better) And we all know white ppl are treated better in life and in the workplace

than us colored folks - You could say the same thing for fat ppl vs. skinnier folk, but i cant goto a gym

and change the color of my skin now can I? So if anyone doesn't belive there is racism in today's

world - Look Again - I tend to find that only whhite people think there is not racists all around us

Gee I wonder why a white person wouldn't think there isn't racism goin on?

Editors Note: If you ever have a serious conversation about racial issues

Which most ppl will try to dodge, they tend to agree with my statement

 

1Work Status :  Still learning, but im almost ready to do it daily w/o pain

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(1/5/04)

Part 16: Dude its 2003   2004

Hmm, bout time I type in this again, my job is steady I’ve got dough again to throw away again…

Started copying dvdz, finally bought a digital camera, more bike stuff., the main thing bein

I realized I hate today’s music, which officially makes me old, I’d rather listen to the same 80’s

Techno club jam all day instead of 100 diff blink 182 clones, anyways nothing else is new just

Coasting again thru life, oh ya I learned 401kz are a joke, a hoax if u will

 

Quote of the day “you’ll live”

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Part 17: Garbage Creation Theory (more satire)

Ok, I never thought i'd actually put this down on paper (digital paper that is) but here is my full

theory of allocation points and how I think it is unfair.  Granted this is based on hardcore D and D

RPG character creation.  More or less it boils down to this - when God creates you - you first pick

the race, the race then determines your points to allocate to the various skills/appearance/mentality

of the person.  But each race has a different amount of points it gets to allocate to the different

categories.  And not all skills/appearance/mentality attributes all cost the same for every race.

For example if you happen to be Indian, it costs about 3 points for every increase in physical traits,

where as if your black it costs just .5 - This can be said for all traits of all races - which of course you

can do the vice versa for intelligence but then again you would call me a racist if I did.  Anyways, this

does not hold true for everything, such as the dumb jock or intelligent skinny geek - because there are

good looking intelligent white ppl walking around, and I consider that unfair.  Obviously im quite biased

in the fact that im still sitting at 150lbs at 5`11 and I do exercise/play ball and that only makes me

skinner :p but then again most ppl can't figure out that this thought section isn't about trashing white

ppl and racism, but about how I feel about our environment.  Most ppl will never figure out it takes

thought to understand that when a man wrote a book that said moms should eat their babies, he had

no intention of that happening but was stressing an important goal of intelligent decisions not one

dimensional thinking.  Anyways I could dwell more into my creation theory process, but i'd have better

luck rollin a pair 15-sided dice.

 

Define Hardcore:

Don't forget to add that bonus from the Dragon Slayer +4 Sword   2D15+4  => 21 - armor class of 4 = 17hp

loss on dragon - Red dragon is breathing fire...red dragon casts hurtmore => 243hp loss - Joe is dead

 

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