Specs on a `78 Boaz

(take diz with a grain of salt - as it's said)

Legal Name: Marcus A. Boaz

Nicks: Mark, Marky

DOB: October 1978 (25)

Hometown: Pasadena, Tx

School: Texas A&M University (where white ppl reign supreme)

Major: Industrial Distribution (mix of engineering & business)

Minor: Business

Employment: Not Sysco … but…

Jobby job: Router (I guarantee it`s harder than wut u do)

Height: 5`11"

Weight: 150-155 (gets bigger toward end of week)

Hobbies: Basketball, Games, Motorcycles, V8's, Work

-=Favorites=-

Cartoon: Simpsons & Family Guy

Sitcom: Friends (it sux now)

Anim. Movie: Transformers (still rules all)

Basketball team: Houston Rockets (Pass da ball dawg)

Movie & Why: Office Space – It’s as sign of things to come!

Sport: Basketball (I don’t wanna take turns like in baseball)

Place to go: Drag strip (hell ya)

Musician: Rich Mullins (RIP)

Music: 80’s then Alternative next

Bike: 2004 Buell Firebolt XB12R

Car: ~~`91 Shoebox 5.0 Stang~~ Not Sure Anymore

Exotic Ford GT

Truck: Chevy S10 4.3 v6 Spins tires in 3rd stock

TV Channel: Speedvision

Tire: Cheng Shin well BFG

N`Sync Member: Lance..Ya right (their a bunch of *@^#'s)

Hilton Sister: Nicky (due to their popularity I added a category)

Drug: Aleve

Food: Does cereal count?

99cent Food item: Chicken Sandwich from Jack in da Box

Quote: "I prefer Syrup!"

If u can tell me where dat line is from, i will mail you a cookie.

Disclaimer: Mark is not liable for any mailing of any cookies: edible or digital.

-=Hates=-

Road Condition: Used to be water..now gravel---u can figure it out! (fna)

SUV: 2 door Yukon/Tahoe

Car: Any ricemobile--civics are not sportscars (even the SI's)

(i think they forgot the H and the T)

Bike: Old Katanas

Tv show: Anything like ER/west wing/the practice etc.

Movie: Crouching Tiger Hidden Crap

Insect: Ants: my arch-enemy...a fearsome foe

Weapon of nature: Cold Rain

Clothes: Khaki shorts with cargo pockets

Electronics: Cell Phones (well I have a free one now)

Police: Bike Cops

Politician: All--their job description: lie at all times (well Hillary needs to go home)

Sport: Baseball--playing it is different

Music: Country--are they all tone deaf?

Food: Seafood

Book: 7 Habits of Highly Stupid People

Oddities:

1. Born a clone based on DNA engineering (i'm a twin)

2. Mad tetris skills

3. ONLY 1 Speeding ticket ever (doesn’t apply anymore)

4. Disregard for red lights, and stopping in general while on bike

5. Ability to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner

6. Can make excuses for anything at any time

7. Can get thrown out of a class at will

8. Ability to sleep 20 hours in one day

9. Ability to yap about anything for an extended period of time

10.Haven't had cable in my place for 4 years!!! (that was in college)

11.Considers the mirrors on my bike to be very hi-res screens

12.Still haven't left Pasadena (xcept for college)

13.Played the piano, bassoon, & violin in that order :p (call me a geke)

Favorite Quotes:

"I'm Alive, but why...." (from the simpsons - but its a theory of life not a one liner)

"Its funny how ppl try to ignore it..but the color of your skin determines who you are"

"People say live off the land, i do, its in my gas tank"

"SUV's rolling over is just like tornados in trailer parks...its how God takes out the trash"

"Homemaker is neither a job nor a career...and don't u forget it" (dat should rile u up)

"Just cuz your car redlines at 8grand duznt mean its fast!"

"The size of your tach is not directly proportional to the speed of yo ride"

"2-door tahoe's are about as aerodynamic as my kitchen sink, why do ppl think they look good"

"Impossible is just a term used by the weak to give themselves an excuse for failure"

"Crazyness is judged by the sane.. sanity is a split second away from insanity...sane is

not of the norm...genious is insanity..sane is for the boring...so who is really crazy..??"

"Ride it like u stole it!!!"

"The firings will continue untill morale improves"

"People think the confederate flag is a tradition, well so is slavery."

"If there was a fire and you were knocked out, would you rather be carried by a man...

or dragged by a woman (to safety)." [issues dealing with AA in the workplace]

"You can take our bikes, but you'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!!!"

"I'm gonna buy a gixxer 1k" -Squid Quote of da year

"Why is the best trick bike a bandit 1200?"

"I can’t afford this crap on target pay!!"

“The less ties in life u have, the less worry u have to worry about”

“My view on world problems is very simple, if i cant control it then im not worried bout it”

“Well if we were all good lookin and outgoing, there wouldn`t be a problem, its just the insecurities

and reality that creates a fear”

"I played it this weekend in austin, got addicted....and could beat the crap out of adam for

hours of fun"

"Remember the olden days, when ppl thought they were kewl cuz they had a beeper

hangin out their jeans….ya, think how stupid that is now"

"Avoid parking tickets by turning your windshield wipers to fast whenever you park

illegally........"

“If the revolution ever comes, I’d shoot her first just to show deze crackas I mean business”

(I’m not big on wars, but if we really ever did fight the T.F.W.D.’s I’d pickup a gun & fight)

And most importantly: “Why is it ok to call a skinny guy ‘skinny’, but not call a

Fat girl ‘fat’? I still think fat people can get skinnier easier than

Skinny people gettin bigger (just stop eating) :p

TO QUOTE THE GENIUS THAT IS JERRY SEINFELD:

“I’m walkin thru the grocery store, and I see a girl pushing a cart with a crib in it

and all I can hear is yelling, screaming, and crying – And im thinking to myself

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT ONE OF THOSE”

Marky: “Damn straight foo ! “ (nothing against kids, but babys just aint right)

Note: Some Suzuki riders are susceptible to RSD (Rare Suzuki Disorder) in which

an unusual pairing has taken place between an intelligent/responsible

rider & a Suzuki motorcycle. Not really all that unusual,

but there are very very few cases reported in subjects under the age of 30

Paradox's

"If u want peace..u must prepare for war"

A person from the island of Crete asserts, "All Cretans are liars."

Things U need to see in your life:

1. New York (everything in it)

2. Drag racing with insanely loud cars

3. A bike running from the cops

4. Yao Ming bustin Dream Shakes

5. Aggie Bonfire (NOT!!)

Which Sport is for Who?

Soccer – Short People

Basketball – Tall People

Football – Fat People

Hockey – Northern People

Baseball – White People

Croquet – English people

Darts – drunk people

Golf – Rich People

Rugby – Irish people

Running – not a sport