Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Dont laugh. your daughter could be inside
It'll only seem kinky...The first time
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, Yes is the answer
If you smoke after sex, you are doing it to fast
Nobody knows im not wearing underwear
You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs..Any Questions?
Assasins DO IT from behind
Pity the egg for it only gets LAID once
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
