Diskette Bombs by the Jolly Roger

You need: 
A disk 
Scissors 
White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!) 
Clear nail polish 
- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5"  disks are best for this!) 
- Remove the cotton covering from the iinside. 
- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bbowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the matchpowder!) 
- After you have a lot, spread it evenlly on the disk. 
- Using the nail polish, spread it overr the match mixture 
- Let it dry 
- Carefully put the diskette back togetther and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart). 
- When that disk is in a drive, the driive head attempts to read the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try and fix THAT!!! 
-= Exodus =-