| These are some of my favorite quotes ... i wish i could come up with some of my own, but in the meantime i will plagarise! |
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| If you choose to argue with a fool, make sure he is not doing the same thing. |
| If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. George S. Patton, General (1885-1945) |
| I always keep a supply of liquor handy in case i see a snake -- which i also keep handy. W. C. Fields |
| The Americans will always do the right thing ... after they've exhausted all the alternatives. Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) |
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| Woman: "I sense great vulnerability." Man: "I see a parasite, a sexually depraved miscreant." Woman: "His struggle is man's struggle." Man: "He is a loathsome, offensive brute--yet i can't take my eyes off him." Woman: "He transcends time and space." Man: "He sickens me." Woman: "I love it!" Man: "I love it too!" |
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| People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. S. A. Kierkegaard (1813 - 1855) |
| I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Galileo Galilei |
| I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. E. E. Cummings (1894 - 1962) |
| Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. G. Burns (1896 - 1996) |
| Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. G. Burns (1896 - 1996) |
| Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. G. Burns (1896 - 1996) |
| Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies See them driven before you And to hear the lamentation of their women Conan the Barbarian (1982) |
| I've a plan so cunning, you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel. Black Adder. |
| This is the most public yet of my many humiliations! Jackie Chiles - Seinfeld episode 135 - The Abstinence |