YOU NEED:

1. A disk
2. Scissors
3. White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
4. Clear nail polish

- Carefully open up the diskette (3½" disks are best for this!)
- Remove the cotton covering from the insside.
- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowwl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the matchpowder!)
- After you have a lot, spread it evenly  on the disk.
- Using the nail polish, spread it over tthe match mixture
- Let it dry
- Carefully put the diskette back togetheer and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside 
  (where it came apart).

- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the disk, which causes a small fire 

- (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). 
- Let the fuckhead try and fix THAT!!!