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Posted: 12-14-2k3
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Okay I took this of the the morning show on KWALE 106.5:::::::

Alright, it's been reported that the first Polish soldier has died in Iraq. But officials haven't release why. So I clustered enough information to find out three possible ways.

1. Was riding in the bed of a pick up truck when it crashed into a lake and he couldn't get the tail-gate open. (joke drums) snare snare cymbal.

2. Was in the S.S. Poland, the only Polish submarine and he left the screen door open. (joke drums) snare snare cymbal.

3. In combat, the Polish soldier threw a grenade and the Iraqi soldier picked it up, pulled out the pin, and threw it back. (joke drums) snare snare

Be sure to catch the Morning Show on KWHALE 106.5, it's pretty funny.

Posted: 11-25-2k3
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It was great... I live in Alaska, and in the newspaper, it said there was the best Solar Flares the world has ever seen and there will be a great Nothern Lights (Auroa) display. I was interesting, stayed up to about midnight on a school night, go outside on my porch, looked up. IT WAS F-ING RAINING. I stayed up, instead of going to sleep just for to get my face wet! Great.. just great... (I saw the BEST AUROA display ever too.

Posted: 10-30-2k3
Okay, after bitching about no hats in high school, i decided to low it to high standards. I decided to bitch about 9-11 anniversery. Yes yes, it's very sad that you know it happened and all. But what makes the president decid to raise the terror alert every 9-11?  I mean, is Osama smart enough to come out under the rock he lives under and remember the date 9-11?  I mean, why would you want to terrorize USA on 9-1!? Whats the point? WHAT THE PONT????                                        

Posted 9-11-2k3
I've waiting for 8 years to be able to go to school with a hat on, but no... the school district banned hats from all schools. BULL SHIT!
The super whatever big shemale says hats are gang related, hats cause fights, some people like to use the bill of the hat to cheat. Blah blah blah. So forth....
But there's two schools in the Anchorage School District that allow kids to wear hats: One) Dimond High, which is basically the gang school for wannabe sumerians, who kill an innocent old lady for an eighth scar signaling that you have killed someone. I don't know why they get to wear hats... Two) Service High, basically RICH ASSHOLES WHO GET EVERYTHING THEY WANT!!! It's not fair!!!!!                                                                    
Posted 9-10-2k3
First off... I would like to point out that I do not do drugs, I pasted my drug test so ..l.,

Ok, in Alaska like 20 years from now it was legal to carry one ounce (or something like that) of marijuana for personal use. In like 1989 a law was passed that no weed was allowed.

Like last Sunday... the law was declared 'unconstitual' because the State Consitution said you can. So now we are allowed to have four ounces of marijuana in our household for personal use.

NOW BEFORE ALL YOU STONERS STAMPEDE TO ALASKA!

You arent allowed to sell it or buy it... So how the hell are you supposed to grow it? Doesn't seem possible. But the lucky people who already had a plant with seeds can keep on growing it.

Can you imagine a kindergardener?

"I'll trade you some apple seeds for some marijuana seeds..."                                                                          
Posted 9-8-2k3
Ok, any catholics?.... well if you are don't get offended by this next joke provided by Ray.

"How do you get a nun pregnant?"

"Dress her up as an alter boy."

... Ok... well this one is a  gay person diss.

"Why does a gay man never be late for his flight?"

"Because he gets his shit packed the day before."         Posted 9-7-2k3
Dear Diary,                                                           9/11/01

Today was a great day, some of my friends hi-jacked a couple of planes and destroyed the whole American's World Trade Center. One gang even wiped out a fifth of the Pentagon.

Me and my fellow Arabic soldiers partied for about an hour. But later I found myself crying myself to sleep in fear. Cause I knew one day, the Americans will find me and electricute my balls.

Oh well, I guess I'll opened a bag of Chex Mix and watch Orphea till then...

Later

2k                                                                         Posted:9-6-2k3
Ok, here in Alaska, a Grand Jeep Cheraoke swerved off the road, hit a oncoming vehicle. I think the passengers died in the hit vehicle (moment of silence)......
Well anyway, the police were a little silent about the fact that the driver in the Jeep was watching one of those DVD players on the top of the dash board.
So my little preverted mind decided the driver was watching a "special" movie. Yes, a very special movie.
So now men are watching porno in the cars, so now I'm disturbed... Al-man, someone is beating off in the back.... then the driver gets hit on the back of the head with some ooze.... "Al- come on! I'm driving here!"
Later

2k                                                                         Posted:9-5-2k3

P.S. Told you it'll be stupid....
Ok, so this is a part of my little "fun" where I make fun of things that are funny to me... Yes, I will find amusement in just about anything, so be prepared for some dumbass shit.

Later

2k                                                                         Posted:9-5-2k3
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