 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
8.24.03 |
|
|
|
STORY TIME |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
It is best if you scroll slowly. |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
For so long, the Aliens have remained hidden. Then one day, they made a mistake. They revealed themselves to the human race.
Bent on world domination and long since figuring out that the human beings held unknown telaphatic powers, the Green Alien doned a tinfoil hat and announced plans to own the Earth.
This did not sit well with the human that was granted the knowledge of the plans. All he could do was stand there and scream. |
|
|
|
|
|
Realizing that he can be discovered before the plan was put into effect, Alien went in search of other beings that might respond to the Screamer. |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
The first signs of life were from two dogs. One looked like he was willing to help with the Alien Plan, while the other looked on in distrust.
Alien assessed that these two creatures would not pose a threat and continued on with his search for life. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
In the next room, Alien came across another creature, hidden in some kind of basket. Alien almost missed seeing this life form because of the clutter in the background.
Quick thinking from his huge brain enabled our green character to switch off the background and spot the cat.
Realizing that this cat creature spend most of the day in the laundry basket, as the humans call it, Alien decided that there was no threat from here either. |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
The two humans who dwelled in the house were busy cleaning. Just as Alien was about to continue on his search, both came up the stairs and spotted him.
"Great!" the blonde woman exclaimed. "Help with the house cleaning."
Alien realized that his tinfoil hat was no longer on his head. In an instant and before he could perform his own Vulcan Mind Meld, he was under her human will.
"Dishes go first," she told him. He had no choice and made his way toward the kitchen where a stack awaited his sorry green ass. |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
Alien was not happy with this new task, but he could not help himself because the Woman had him trapped. He scrubbed away at the pots and pans while he made every attempt to look out the window. He was too short.
Escape was just beyond that window screen, but the Blonde Human kept an eye on him and he continued to wash their dirty dishes. |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
When he was putting the dish strainer back in its place, the female human gave him his next task. It was time to vaccum the house. Alien was not happy with this task either. The odd machine was bigger then he was.
Not to mention he was afraid that they would use it on HIM! He was careful of the hose and all of its attachments. He knew what they could be used for. |
|
|
|
|
|
After that was completed, Alien did not want to know what was next. He remembered seeing an oven when he was washing the dishes....................
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
Unfortunately for Alien, the human woman heard the top rack being slid out of the oven and saved him just in time.
"Oh no you do not," she said as she grabbed one of his ankles. "You will suffer like the rest of us."
Alien wanted to cry.
The Human Male interjected when he saw the scene.
"Wait, our green friend can help me," he offered. He and Alien went off into the other room.
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
It was in that room that the other human was cleaning his guns! Alien was happy to work at this chore. |
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
After all of this work was done and everyone smelled like gun oil, it was time for a shower.
The only thing that Alien could not figure out was why he had to wear a towel on his head. He does not have any hair. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
While the humans were distracted with their own showers or getting dressed, Alien saw his opportunity for escape. Earlier, he had noticed a stairwell that lead down to a sub-level. He took his chance and tore off running while no one was watching.
Once at the bottom of the steps, he found another door. He opened it and found himself outside! |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
Hopping the pathetic fence, Alien made a dash for the back of the yard where he could hide. |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
It did not take too long for the Blonde Woman to figure out that Alien was gone. She ran outside, looking up and down the street, up in the sky, around the cars, in the trashcans..............................She headed for the back yard.
Once there, she scanned the landscape. |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
She almost missed seeing Alien. Just as she turned to head back into the house, she saw movement and could make out a green shape.
Lucky for her and Alien, the neighbors did not see them. That could have been disasterous.
Groping through the bushes, weeds, and sticker bushes, the Blonde Headed Female was able to recapture her Alien House Cleaning Slave. He kicked and tried to scream, but she was on to his attempts and carried him back into the house before anyone could figure out what was going on. |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Poor Alien. He is back in his corner of the Livingroom, forever stuck planning world domination with a guy that cannot stop screaming because the world is turned upside down.
What a complete blooper that was and a pain to re-shoot. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|