| THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MARK & FOXY | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Mark has a new partner in crime. Her name is Foxy, she is from Kanas, and hates to be called Toto. She can be a really bitch when she wants to be so you have to watch out. She is extremely smart and fast, she loves to steal people's socks when ever she has a chance. So far she has a rap sheet ten feet long. Since she has teamed up with Mark, they have left the FBI chasing their tails. | ||||||||||||||||||
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| On August 3rd a major fight had broken up caused by an argument between Mark and Foxy. According to witnesses at the scene, Foxy was angry that Mark had gone out all night drinking and came home very late. Mark walked into the home and walked right over to the playstation 2 consule. Foxy was ready to sit down and plan there next job, considering that Mark might have in one night emptied there bank account. Foxy was extremely angry and Mark sitting on the couch playing video games was not the answer she was looking for. Foxy leaped up on marks Chest let out a loud bark right in Mark's left ear. Mark ignored her threat and continued to play the video game. Knowing now that barking was not going to help her she had one more trick up her sleeve. This is where the witnesses reports get a little sketchy, Viewer Discretion is advised. Foxy Ran over to the controller and waited until Mark was very far into the game. When Mark's was on the last level, and forgot to put in a memory card, Foxy attacked. Foxy slowly chewed on the the wire that lead to Mark's controller. Finally Mark reachs the final boss, Mark fights and fights, sweat starts to pour down his face. While the whole time Foxy is chewing and chewing on the wire. Mark knows after playing this one certain game for six months that two more hits could final close this long chapter in Mark's life. Suddenly Mark strikes the boss in the head one more hit should do it, he then presses the button to send the final blow. "You could see the fear in Mark's eyes." says a witness. Foxy had chewed through the wire in just the perfect time, Mark character had been destroyed on one hit away from being the champion. Mark can't understand whats going on he stands up and walks over to the consule to toss it out the window. As he turns the table he notices Foxy still chewing on the wire. Mark yells Foxy's name, she turns her head and notices Mark standing behind her. She leaps up and runs for her life, Mark quickly takes chases and catchs up with in the corner of the living room. Mark leaps toward her, Foxy leaps towards Mark. The two meet in the middle causing a loud crash. Mark tries to get a good shot in but due to Foxy's size Mark cant get once shot in. Foxy licks Mark's face making it even harder for Mark to fight back. Suddenly Mark lifts his hands in the air and surrenders. Once again proving who the real leader of the gang is. |
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