9. Gibraltar.
8. You get to eat bulls' testicles.
7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
6. Honesty.
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.