9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.
8. Live near the Pope.
7. Flexible working hours.
6. Political stability.
5. Can wear sunglasses inside.
4. Glorious militart history prior to 400 A.D.
3. No need to worry about tax returns.
2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.