9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4
4. If there's a war you can surrender really early
3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
2. Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.