10b. Or Scottish.
9. Bathing one a week-whether you need to or not.
8. Ditto changing underwear.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
5. Union Jack underpants.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
2. Proper Beer.
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.