9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge f**k off shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
7. SEE 10.
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fress water in a canoe?
4. SEE 7.
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
2. See 4.
1. It beats being an American.