9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.
7. Other beaches.
6. Bondi Beach.
5. Tact and sensitivity
4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.
3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
2. Fosters Lager.
1. Know your great-grand-dad was a mudering bastard that no civilized nation on earth wanted.