10a. When you're not.
10b. At all
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
7. You get to be really obese.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.