(Introduction- The World Tag Team Championships. In their own special way, they are extremly unique. They are the only titles that you cannot compromise with, and you cannot subsitute. Unlike the World Title itself, if you fail to win the tag titles, you can;t just go a step down the ladder and try for something smaller. They are the ultimate symbol of a great team.. but unfortunately this has all come to an end. The reasoning that the belts have lost so much respect? Simply because they have landed in the wrong hands. Everyone thought it, and the ELimination Chamber proved it... the titles SHOULD be with one John Cena. The reason why they are not is the same reason Cena has had a pretty poor tag team career, with the exception of winning that biggest tag match of all time... the fact that he hasn't quite found the right partner ever. Kurt Engle, Rhyno, Dude Nick... they've all tried to climb to the top with Cena, and have ultimately, one by one, all slipped off the bandwagon of success, and left Cena fighting all alone to try and be the one man band. However, Cena does not feel he had the same problem with his new partner. A few months ago Cena came to the ring to complain about being put against James Hardy on a Pay Per View, but what he got was a confrontation with former WWE Superstar Matt Hardy, who set him up with Angelus Archer in what appreared, on paper, the unstoppable force. BUt DTC where to escape... but only once. Nobody believed Wes and Kincaid would have it in them to reain the Tag Titles, but somehow they managed to just get away with their tails between their legs and their tag belts around their waists. This time.. they will not be so lucky. However, in order to set up the fatal 2nd encounter, Cena must first go through a bg Triple Threat Tag Team Match. One team is a team he has absolutely no fear of, having watched Chris Masters defeat them previously... two of the infamous 4 horsemen. The other is a new team that Cena feels could not have been thrown together any more chaotically if they tried, Dude Nick and Josh Hanley. Neither should pose threats to the team of the future EMF Champion John Cena and the former champion Angelus Archer. Then again.. stranger things have happened in the Extreme Measures Federation... just how did Archaos get that world title anyway?)
(The scene opens. We are live at an EMF House Show. The scene opens with John Cena walking through the corridors. He stops at a door saying Dude Nick and knocks. There is no answer. Cena looks around but can;t think where else Nick would be, so knocks again. Still nothing. He turns to leave and is then walks into Maria.)
Maria: "Looking for someone Mr Cena?"
Cena: "Seeing as i'm standing outside a door saying Dude Nick... i'd have thought that was obvious..."
Maria: "Hm... well I saw AJ not long ago... he was..."
Cena: "Nick! I'm here for Nick... not AJ."
Maria: "Oh... now him I haven't seen... why you looknig for him anyway?"
Cena: "You remember Nick don;t you... he was my best man..."
Maria: "Drank a lot... wore an eye patch and shouted "Yarr"?"
Cena: "Err... sure why not.... anyway.. Nick's one of my greatest friends... but this week I gotta face him... I just wanted to wish him good luck... but not to worry.."
Maria: "Want to run a promo for him?"
Cena: "May as well... have nothing better to do... fire away."
Maria: "FIRE!!! WHERE???"
Cena: "What? How am I feeling going into this match? Oh, a very interesting question Maria! But i'll take it just on Dude Nick. Dude Nick has been one of my closest friends for an extremely long time. Hell, the man was my best man at my wedding, and that's gotta be saying something. There were many guys I considered to do that job, but at the end of the day there was only one that could ever do it properly. That man was Dude Nick. When he came here... everyone hated him. Hell we even held a battle royal so people could try and obtain the right to go toe to toe with him, and be the first one to REALLY kick his ass. I was gonna enter... but duty called and I was whicked away to Africa, and I guess my hatred for Nick died right there. When I came back... he earnt my respect. The man had been kicked from pillar to post more times than I could count.. and he needed some help. He needed a stepping stone to reach the promised land... he needed guidence, and a firm leader.. and he knew just where to seek in order to find one. He came to me.. and he would't beg.. he still had too much cocky-newbie pride.. but he asked me, man-to-man, to consider taking him in and teaching him the tricks of the trade. I knew it wouldn't be easy.. never is easy with anyone, espeically someone whos not scared to go up against a man who is a dead cert to wipe the ring with his crimson-stained carcus.. but working with Nick was a challenge... and one I enjoyed. When he defeated Rhyno for the Extreme Title... a new generation was born... he had over taken Rhyno's in ring ability, and he would become my partner, my deputy, but more importantly my friend. That has not changed to this day, but what has changed is the side of the ring on which he stands. He is not with me... he is against me.. and now he will learn the error of his ways. Nick may be my friend.. but he made a big professional mistake when he stopped being my partner. Granted, I went to partner Angelus, but i'd always have had the intention of working with him and taking him back to the top one day. Lets face it, I put him there to begin with. It was I who won the ELimination Chamber match almost single handidly.. not Nick, and not anyone else. I dominated... I scored 3 falls.. and I left with the titles. All Nick contributed to the reign was tapping out during our first defence! People have claimed in the past to be the driving force in a tag team... but with Nick I felt this was extremely sure. Sure he's over 6 foot tall and weighs a great deal, but the kid really needs to concentrate on things around him. He needs to get a grip of his head.. and pay more attention to the bigger world. Sure he's done ok in singles action, holding a couple of titles here and there, but when it comes to Tag Team Wrestling, his record suffers. Why? Because he may have the brawn, but he just doesn't appear to have the brain sometimes to comprehend with the fact that more than 2 people can be in a match. I really don't want to go into a war of words with Nick, because God knows he's like the brother I do not have, and he and I go back a long way, but i'm just being straight with him, letting him know where I believe his downfall lies. That said, i've been on the opposite side of the ring to him before, and he's always put up one hell of a fight. Hell, the first time I ever got to know of him was when myself and Rhyno defeated his D-X stable and THe American Heroes to claim a shot at the Tag Tites for ourselves... this week will just be a repeat of that. Don't worry Nick, your not suffering from De Ja Vu... anyone that wrestles Cena more than once gets this... the feel like they will never beat the Franchise... and it's probably because its true. Winning a match involving John Cena is a complete rareity... you have to be either extremely gifted or just a complete cheating bastard in order to do that. The Franchise makes short work of anyone whos not wrestling the best match of their life... and thats what makes him so god damn successful everywhere he goes. That's why its me living it up with the likes of Angelus Archer and The Punisher... and your stuck with the has been Josh Hanley.. but i'll leave that til later. Dude Nick is not a man i'll ever take lightly. I will not pretend like he's talentless like the Horsemen and a great deal of other superstars in this federation... hell he's a former Extreme Champion and was highly unlucky not to be crowned TV Champion officially as well... but beating the Franchise? It can never happen. HE might be a lot bigger than me.. but technically he, just like everyone else, falls short of me. The FU... he does not possess the durability factor to enable him to kick out.. which is why, when hit by myself, nobody has ever got up and continued the match. I'm the damn greatest superstar ever to grace the EMF ring... and I will prove it all over again. I will show them that I did carry Dude Nick.. that I am the superior atelete of the two of us, and that the Franchise stays second to nobody. Not implying he was ever above me in any way. But he goes off to find a tag partner to try and steal the title I gave him back... what does he come up with? A man that Archer beat so many times that even the main events with a million word titles made us all bored as fuck. It doidn'y matter what obscure stipulation they churned out.. nothing could make seeing Angelus kick Hanley into shape yet again interesting for the fans. So it doesn't take a genious to work out which of us has the better partner going into this match... meaning you can't even close the gap on me that way. I pity you Nick.. I really do. Because you're dreaming of something you can't have. Sure, I may not have won the tag titles back last week, but it's not a mistake i'd ever repeat. Leaving Angelus alone I figured would be safe.. but maybe it wasn't. I think the ring rust was just teling a bit... but having come back, I know all too well that I personally would not be betting against him this week to pull off a huge win for the team. Cena and ANgelus are the smart team to bet on.. but Dude Nick.. i'd expect him to outlst the horse-fuckers. Anyway, sure i've said some bad things about him.. but as a person I do respect him, and Nick, if you are watching, I wish you the very best of luck in our match!"
Maria: "Aw, you wish him luck! So you want him to win?"
Cena: "Err... no.. I.. oh forget it! I'll go find Chris... he has first hand experiance of the Horsemen... maybe he can give me some tips, not that i'm gonna need it with them..."
(The scene fades. When we return, Cena is in his training facility.Chris Masters in in the ring throwing around some trainer. He then stops and gets out of the ring, grabbing a drink before going over to Cena.)
Chris Masters: "Yo JOhn, whats up? Didn't expect to see you here..."
Cena: "No... I just wanted to talk to you about someone... the Horsemen... they got a number one conteders match tomorrow night and i;m in it... anything I should know?"
Chris Masters: "Oh God... that;s so funny! Don't tell me your worrying John... they arepathetic.. not a gram of talent between the four of them... they're easy pickings man!"
Cena: "I don't doubt it... but you know me... new opponents and all. I'm sure i'll take care of them... I was just wondering what advice you'd give, seeing as how you and Carlito won..."
Chris Masters: "Yea.. and it was a piece of cake. Easiest win anyone could ever have. Seriously... don't worry about the horse-fuckers... you should be more pre-occupied with the Vortex of Destruction..."
Cena: "Ok then Chris. But say what happens if somehow the horsemen go out there, and they are a lot better than they've been recently. I mean... it's Conway and Keneddy im going up against. Anything to worry about? Actualyl don't answer that... because in case you didn't realise.. I was completely taking the piss. Imagine.. the horse-fuckers, as you call them, tuning in and thinking "Wow we must be good... the great John Cena is worrying about facing us.." ha i'd have loved to have seen their faces. Especially that Conway. That jacked up Canadian thinks he can call the shots... thinks he's a big man... thinks he can hang it with the Punisher... though look where it got him. It got him a vintage ass-kicking and a huge ego deflation... at least it should have done... But knowing Conway, he'll still believe everyone should do tihngs the Con-Way... and he'll still have an ego bigger than everyone elses put together... he'll still believe he's special... but thats ok. Becuase RObert Conway can believe what he wants... we all know he's a fucking joke. We all know that he is a complete prick who believes himself better than others, when in the harsh reality, he's on a losing streak that if it carries on much longer, may even suppas his abnormally large head. If there's one thing that makes John Cena sick around here... it's those people who believe they are something special when really they suck more than a baby with it's first lollipop. Conway couldn't hold a candle to John Cena... he's not even fit to breathe my air. He's a fucking laughing stock. Last week he faces Punisher... any one catch that promo? Dull as fuck... seriously. All he does in bitch about how he watched people climb the ladder out of OVW and into the so called major league of WWE. FOr fuck sake kid.. you wanna whine and bitch about spending so much time down in old Ohio Valley... why didn't you actually WRESTLER rather than watching everyone else come out of there before you. YOu mention the days of the Prototype.. well the prototype got things done! He won matches, he won titles, and he proved he was damn better than anyone else that the minor leagues had to offer... so they HAD to promote him. I didn't sit back thinking "Oh my God.. that Brock Lesnar's so dreamy.. I wish I could wrestle like him..." like you did Conwy.. I got things done.. and I moved out of there. Hell it didn't take me long to rise to the WWE Championship... and then here, to the Extreme Measures Federation. Also, you said Chris Masters got to the top without effort.... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON? The man has had the roughest ride of all the EMF superstars... and if you payed any attention at all to anything past the end of your nose, you'd kno he's very lucky to be here kicking your ass today. But you know what... I was willing to let it all slide... let you go as just an ordinary oppoent... so beating you as much as it took to win but nothing major... but then you ran your mouth a bit too far... and you got me pissed off. Firstly, you said Punisher had no talent.. and did not deserve his grandslam. Though I could really let that go seeing as how he gave you your ass himself... but one other of your comments still angers me COnway. YOu refered to me... the Extreme Champiopn OF THE WORLD... as Punisher's little boy! Big Mistake. Sure, Punisher had a hand in putting me where I am... before I was TV Champion he showed me the ropes... showed me my errors, and made me a champion. But you don't know the half of the story Conway. Punisher may have given me a hand in claiming the glory... but then it was he himself that snatched it all away from me. Did you know that? No i didn't think so. Only recently did I team with him.. and when he asked me too, the only reason I didn't have to consider is because of my respect for his ability. You disgrace one of the Elite... and you've messed with us all... and what Punisher didn't finish of you last week... which is probably very minimalistic.. I certainly will out there tomorrow night. You're a fucking joke if you think you can hang with the Elite of this industy... if you think you can stop me! Because Conway.. i'm the Franchise player. I'm the top of he mountain... the one man they all want to beat. NO matter what direction i've gone in my career... people have followed because they all want to claim me name... but so few do. And this week will be no exception the the rule. I will not enable you to defeat me.. because if you even come close to me, you'll be on a one way ticket to the deppths of hell as I nail you with an FU and watch you roll around in pain... before hooking your leg and tasting sweet victory for myself. I can't beleive the nerve of some people... John Cena is not beatable. I can cound the times i've been pinned on one hand... it just doesn't happen. ANd whilst I realise you don't NEED to pin me to win this match... i'm like a God Conway... i'm here, i'm there, i'm every-fucking-where you look, and you will not be able to escape me. I will never enable you an opening to win.. I will never allow you to score a cheap fall on Nick or Hanley or Angelus. John Cena will be watching every move of this match when he's not legal.. ensuring that everything goes to HIS plan. People need to realise the John Cena is calling the shots... and not anybody, espeicially not Robert Conway... has the authority to change that. Not unless your man enough to challenge me to a proper fight Conway.. then again i'd hate to see your career ended on a few seconds of sheer stupidity. I'm John Cena... the biggest and best wrestler ever to hit EMF, and COnway, let me give you some advice. Steer clear of me... do NOT cross my path again, because if you do, your stay in the Extreme Measures Federsation, will be EXTREMELY short lived. If you blink... Cena can end a match... and if you persistantly anger the franchise... he's been known to end CARRERS! Conway, you can attempt to take on the Elite single handidly... but you will never prosper... i've seen one too many people enter that ring, to be beaten down by the top dogs, and you Conway, will be just another example of that!"
Chris Masters: "But Conway's not the only horse-fucker in there.... you also got Mr Keneddy.................................... Horse-fucker in there too!
Cena: "That's very true Chris... and you know they normally say two heads are better than one... but when their both stuck up eachothers ass i'm not so sure that's the case. I mean, The Horsemen sure do like to build eachother up as this great stable don't they... though they must enjoy a visit to the old stables every now and then.. if you catch my drift. Keneddy is just as bad as his partners in crime though. Sure, he hasbn't done anything to personally annoy John Cena... but I don't need an excuse to kick someones ass do I. Keneddy was the last person to wrestle Eddie Guerrero... and I suppose that's a huge honour... but then again... it's no more of an honour than stepping into the ring with John Cena and getting your ass kciked from here to... somewhere far away! Keneddy is just one of those wrestlers that if you saw him holding a title... you'd think it was out of place. Keneddy is a reject... the only friends he could get are the Horsemen... and he probably only got in there because he showed Flair new methods of getting with horses... it's radiculous. You know, I applied to be in the horsemen... but they rejected me because I disagreed with their morales when it came to animals... how harsh is that? Only joking.. who would want to be in such a retarded stable.. that all bow to a has been and who are represented by the fake TV Champion.. who needed intereferance to win and retain the championship? They really do think they are the best thing since sliced bread... when in reality i'd be hard pressed to find a stable easier to take the piss out of. I can understand Ric wanting to try new angles... new ideas.. but why ruin the one decent name he built for himself. Lets face it... Evolution was all about Triple H.. and Flair has only other done one more thing worth doing... and that was being in the 4 Horsemen.. winning the first ever war games... and everything else they achieved... and then he goes and does this. Reforms it with a pack of rejected WWE B-list talent. I think it's pathetic. I don't even have the time to keep running my mouth about Keneddy.. becasue i'm due in the ring for my final promo before the match tomorrow... but Keneddy... what i've missed out on telling you... you can damn sure guarentee i'm going to SHOW YOU come Shockwave.. and your life wont be the same once I have!"
Chris Masters: "You got it spot on.. he's hardly worth your breathe anyway man... want me to go with you to the ring tonight?"
Cena: "I'm ok, i've only got one person left to talk about anyway... catch you later man."
(The scene fades. As we return,. we are live at a house show, and Bad, Bad Man is blasting out. John Cena emreges and grabs a microphone, getting into the ring.)
Cena: "I'm gonna keep this short and sweet... because there just isn't any point in going on and on about such an easy match. The only person i'm yet to cover is a former World Heavyweight Champion! In fact.. when I signed on the dotted line and first came to the EMF, he was the current World Champion. However, after losing the championship, he completely fell apart... and is now lower than low. He's lost matches against people like Rhyno... and repeatedly makes comebacks that don't go anywhere. Josh Hanley... your a man I once held the highest respect for.. but you just couldn't cut it with the likes of Archer. Sure you could beat Ikeda in the chamber... but Archer is a different class... and he desicrated you Hanley. He beat you again and again and again... and your entire career fell apart on the back of those defeats. Without the title, you were nothing, and you still are. I can't beleive your even back... hell i'm glad you are, because it means finally I get to claim the Vortex's name for myself. Defeating Hanley would be great.. because when I was a meer rookie.. he was the World Champion.. that means i've climbed the etire mountain... come full circle.. and achieved what so many don't. To ever even hold the World Title is a huge achievement... but to win it in the chamber.. hands up.. you were amazing! But that was a long, long time ago! You are now over the hill... a has been... and you're lsoing it every time you make a comeback Hanley. When was the last tiem you left the ring victorious? When was the last time the referee handed you a championship? When was the last time you did anything even remotely worthwhile? You were a fantastic competitor.. but you can never change or recapture the past. All you can do is give 100% to be the best you can be NOW... but that's nothing anywhere near as close as to what you were. And you know what, even at the top, even at your peak, even when you looked down on the world... you were NO John Cena! You could not beat me at any point of your career... and you could not even claim to be better than me when I first joined up and you were world champ. Even then you didn't ask to face the newcomer climbing the ladder faster than anyone else. You could have put me down... destroyed my climb... or at least attempted it... but I feel you were too scared to even try it. A world champion scared of a newcomer with less than 10 matches under his belt... then again, you were hanging around with complete losers also. NEddie Guerero and MDK... when even happened to them? Oh that's right... they had a reuninion match in the chamber and I beat them down one last time! Hanley.. you can make as many comeback as your heart desires.. and attempt again and again to recapture the belt you once had.. and take the world by storm again... but Hanley.. it just wont happen. And do you know why it wont? Why it can't? Why Hanley can never climb the ladder again? Because there is a big gap in that ladder... a big obstacle blocking your path... and that obstacle Hanley... is ME! Come First Blood i'll be World Champion... i'll be the one you ALL want to beat... and i'll be the one who WILL NOT FALL! In fact... didn't Hanley used to be good friends with one Wes Ikeda? Look where that got him... and take it as a warning Kincaid.. because it's a prime example of what can happen to people when Wes is done with them... they go from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the barrell... and that's where Hanley is really going to struggle to emerge from again! Hanley, YOu can't get through me tomorrow night.. you will NEVER beat me one on one... and Hanley... you will see once and for all what in yuor absence I have grown to be.You will see what the EMF created while you were gone.. and see that you've missed a few crucial steps.. and now i'm so far above you.. that you... YOU CANT SEE ME!!! HAnley... me and you... when it boils down... i'll crush you.. and you will learn to respect the name.. JOHN CENA! Word Life!"
(The scene fades for the final time as Cena leaves to Bad, Bad Man!)
