(Introduction- Not long ago, John cena and his gorgeous fiance Jackie Gayda were engaged to be married. Cena got down on one knee following a row, and produced from his pocket the ring that he had planted on Amy Dumas, almost breaking her heart in the process. John and Jackie however decided they could not wait for the big day, and rushed their plans in order to be married just two weeks after getting engaged. Now the big day has arrived, their are millions of excited faces everywhere, and everyone is just sitting and wondering just how the big day is all going to go down.)
(The scene opens. We are live in EMf headquarters, with announcers Josh Matthews, Jonathan Coachman and Maria.)
Josh Matthews: "Hello and welcome to a very VERY special day here in the EMF!"
Coach: "That's right.. coz today is the wedding ceremony of Extreme and Tag Champion John Cena.. and his wife to be, Women's champion Miss Jackie Gayda!"
Maria: "We're about to go off and find the happy couple as they prepare for the biggest day of their lives! Josh will be heading straight over to the church.. Coach to try and get to Cena.. and I will be trying to get a few words with Jackie!"
(This scene closes. It reopens a while later. Maria Kanallis is live at the home of Dude Nick. Dude Nick is not present, in fact all the occupants are females. She is greeted by some older looking people who she does not recognise.)
Maria: "Hello, i'm Maria Kanallis.. EMF's top female announcer.. and you are?"
First Lady: "Well we are Jackie's family! I'm her mother, Rachel, and these are her three sisters, Kelly, Chantel and Nicole.(OOC- I used a random name generator found on the net for these... sorry that they suck so bad...) We're helping everyone to get ready for the big day.. well the females at least."
Maria: "Hm, so who exactly is in the room through that door that your all standing around?"
Rachel Gayda: "Well Jackie of course.. and her bridesmaids Torrie and Natasha! Can I say that all three of the dresses are absolutely stunning.. but as we don't want Jackie being seen until she walks down the aisle.. can Iask you to leave us for now? We're all very busy and we don't need people under our feet..."
Maria: "But.. I jsut wanted a few words with the bride to be before she goes to be married to one of the EMF's top stars. Couldn't I just have a few words..."
Rachel Gayda: "I.. err..."
(Suddernly the door opens and out step Torrie Wilson and Natasha, wearing stunning looking red dresses. Maria pushes past Rachel with her microphone to try and get a word with them.)
Maria: "Torrie... where's Jackie.. can I see her?"
Torrie Wilson: "The bride would rather not be interviewed prior to her big moment... thank you!"
Maria: "Then maybe you can answer a few questions for me... please?"
Torrie Wilson: "Me and Natasha are busy doing our bridesmiads duties... i'm sure one of Jackie sisters can take any questions you might have..."
Voice: "Or I could..."
(The camera's get a glimpse of someone in white walking out.. but something is quickly thrown over it, before they can focus properly. Jackie Gayda's voice speaks again.)
Jackie: "Ok Maria.. i'll give you one question.. but that's all!"
Maria: "Aren't you afraid you're fiance John will hear everything you say... not meaning to put you off..."
Jackie: "Me and John have agreed not to watch any of these pre-wedding shows.. so we can both give a brief interview... just ask your question and then please leave me to get ready..."
Maria: "Ok, my question is... well what else is it gonig to be... Jackie what is going through your head just hours before you marry the love of your life, John Cena?"
Jackie: "What is going through my head.. well i'm the most excited i've EVER been! I'm about to be the envy of women worldwide as I walk down the aisle in order to marry one of the most amazing men that ever lived. The whole word will tune in on their TV sets, and see me become the luckiest woman alive! Who would no be excited if placed in my position! And even if I do say so myself.. I have one of the nicest dressed EVER to unvail.. and two of the most beautiful bridesmaids to accompany me up the aisle.. it's just all gonig to be so god damn perfect! God i'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.. I know I haven't givern you a long answer.. but I really have to go and carry on getting ready... if Torrie and Nat.. you two lke to come back through I would appreciate your help in finishing getting dressed before we sort everything else out that has to be done.. and someone please double check the time that the Limo is arriving please... oh for god sake it's all such a mess.."
Torrie: "Calm down Jackie.. it will all be perfect.. you'll see..."
Maria:(To the camera man..) "Quick you idiot... get that thing on before the door closes... you... oh forget it! We could have had the perfect scoop with a shot of that dres... but NO you had to fucki it all up! Oh whatever... let's get going before we miss the whole fucking thing!"
(Maria and her camera men leave. The scene fades, but instantly re-opens with The Coach inside Cena's home. He is in the living room, with Dude Nick, Punisher, Barbwire Chris, Chris Masters and... JOHN CENA! THe cameras actually get a shot of John, who is having his hair done by a very professional looking hair stylist. He doesn't seem to mind being seen, unlike Jackie he doesn't care if they see him before hand. When his hair is done (and it doesn't actually look all that different but oh well...) he stands up, and speaks to the assembled people.)
John Cena: "What do you think?"
Dude Nick: "It looks good... though.. still not as good as me man.."
John Cena: "You wish.. you couldn't look this good with plastic surgery! Anyway I suppose i'd beter go and get changed.. the bit we're all dreading..."
Dude Nick: "Yea... wearing a suit.. that's just NOT my thing!"
Punisher: "Yea bro.. why couldn't we have had just casual wear... like everyone else!"
Cena: "Because there the guests... I can't tell them what to wear... but your important to this thing.. so you will wear what I tell you! After all.. we're all in the same boat.. if anything I get it worse having to stand up the front and have everyone look at me..."
Punisher: "But whats so important about asking people who they are with and telling them where to sit..."
Cena: Would you rather not do anything.. it might not be the best job but hell it's more than most people are doing..."
Dude Nick: "Yea calm down man.. it's a cool job.. really!"
Punisher: "Who the hell asked you?"
Cena: "Woah.. calm down guys.. can't you get along for ONE day.. after all.. we're all gonna be the Elite soon.. now i'm gonna go get changed.. any of you that need to there's plenty of rooms in this place.. the rest of you just do something useful!"
(John turns to leave, but suddernly a hand lands on his shoulder and he's spun round.)
Coach: "JOHN.. my good friend how are you?"
Cena: "Oh.. what do you want?"
Coach: "Just 2 minutes.. tell me.. How does it feel having the biggest day of your life so soon after the biggest match of your life.. and how nervous are you ahead of your marraige to Jackie Gayda?"
Cena: "Hm, well having the Elimination Chamber Match was absolutely huge for me.. and winning it was about the biggest thing i've done in my ENTIRE career. Winning the Tag Tema Titles with Dude Nick was absolutely an awesome achievement, but none of it matters today. None of my wins... none of my losses.. none of my wrestling career matters because today, I marry the most beautiful woman that ever existed.. and that to me is more important than anything in anyones life! There is no day bigger than the day you get married, and when its with Jackie Gayda, its even more special. She's the most beautiful, funny girl i've ever met, and she shares the exact same passion as me.. wrestling in the Extreme Measures Federation and being a champion! We have so much in common we are just perfect for eachother, and today I finally get the oppertunity to show her that in front of the entire world, and in the house of God.. not that i'm a religious man but that's also gotta be a huge decleration of your love for someone. How am I feeling.. just perfectly normal. I've been around women my entire life.. messing about with them.. being in relationships.. but Jackie's the first woman to make me step back and think "wow.. this is the girl I want to spend my entire life with."! So what i'm about to do.. is just the next natural step Coach.. but your next natural step is to get the fuck out of here coz we have five guys, none of which are ready.. who are extremely important to this service and need to get things sorted out properly.. so if you don't mind we'd appreciate being left to it.. just as Jackie did..."
Coach: "But I thought you and Jackie agreed not to watch eachother prior to the wedding.."
Cena: "Oh come on.. I knew she wouldn't let us see her.. and i'm sure she's atching this right now.. I knew she couldn't resist watching.. let me just say I love you Jackie.. and I can't wait until I finally see what you look like on this big day that's finally upon us."
(The camera's do an extremely quick flash over to where the girls are, and Jackie's voice is heard saying...)
Jackie: "Damn.. I can't believe he knew.. but still.. isn't he the worlds best looking man..."
Torrie Wilson: "I beg to differ..."
Jackie: "God.. that Maria girl is really desperate.. trying to film us again.. shame she can't get a shot of me through that door huh... Maria.. take your stupid camera elsewhere.. if you want a shot of the dress go to the church already!"
Maria: "Just one shot.. then i'll go..."
Jackie (along with family and Bridesmaids): "NO!"
(Maria finally gives up, and this scene fades away.)
(Our scene re-opens. We are back with the male party. John Cena's normal Limosuine driver pulls up, driving Cena's prized limosuine, that has not been used in a long time. He pulls up, and Dude Nick walks out of the house and opens the door. A crowd has circled around the car, including Cena's parents, John senior and Carol Cena. Also there are numerous EMF faces that have been linked with Cena in the past.. including former Revolution members Chyna and Freddy Krueger.. Chyna wearing that weird jacket of hers. There is quite a selection of wrestlers and non-wrestlers, all assembled, as Dude Nick calls back into the house. The door opens, and out comes Punisher, Barbwire Chris, Chris Masters.. and they all get into the car. Dude Nick stays waiting.. and finally the crowd begin cheering as John Cena emerges, dressed in his suit (like the others...) with his two title belts drapped over his shoulders. Dude Nick watches him climb into his limosuine, and then he does as well. The cameras get a little bit of footage from in the car at this point..)
Dude Nick: "Whoever heard of taking your own car to your wedding..."
Cena: "Well I couldn't find a better one anywhere.. and it made more sense just to take this.. I wonder if Jackie got my surprise yet..."
Chris Masters: "You never told me about a surprise..."
Cena: "Remember the dream Jackie told you about.. with the horses..."
Chris Masters: "Oh..."
(Chris smiles at John, and the car pulls away. The crowd of people begin cheering, and touch the back of the limo as it pulls away. We now switch over to the female side of things. Torrie Wilson and Natasha emerge from Torrie's home, to a loud cheer from the crowd. Torrie shows off a bit.. but Nat looks a bit more shy. in the crowd are wrestlers like Joy Giovanni, and surprisingly, Chris Jericho and long term girlfriend Amy Dumas. There is loud talk coming from the crowd, but the cameras focus in on the Vice President as she says...)
Chris Jericho: "I still don't get why you wanted to come here and see her get in her car.. couldn't we have gone straight to the church instead.."
Amy Dumas: "She invited us.. it's only polite.. besides.. we have to show that we don't wanna continue fighting them.. what better way than supporting her here?"
Chris Jericho: "Maybe your right Amy.. oh hang on.. I think she's coming.."
(The crowd fall silent, and Torrie and Nat are getting the last few to stop their conversations. They ooh and ahh as Jackie comes out, wearing her stunning white wedding dress. The cameras start clicking away furiously, as Jackie walks out, with her dad linking arms with her. They walk down, and are about to get into the car.. when the clicking of what sounds like a horse is heard. Jackie is stunned as a gigantic horse and carraige pull up, with the words "Miss Jackie Gayda" painted on the side of the carraige. Jackie can't beleive it.. and the only thing preventing her from sliding to her knees in disbelief is the fact she'd ruin her dress. She's almost in tears as her father helps her up into it. She begins waving, but suddernly Rachel Gayda rushes through the crowd, and up to Jackie's father!)
Rachel Gayda: "Oh Derek... (OOC- random name generator haunts me again.. at least i KNEW Cena's parents names..) would you look at the state of your tie.. come here.."
Derek Gayda: "Clear off will you.. my tie is fine.. I gotta go with Jackie.. and you should be with the girls making sure they get to the church ok.."
Rachel Gayda: "Oh ok.. just Jackie.. take care of yourself before we get there.. and make sure you get to the church without wrecking your dress..."
Jackie: "Yes mother..."
Derek Gayda: "God... do you ever stop worrying and complaining..."
Rachel Gayda: "On a day like this... no I bloody well do not...!"
Jackie: "Will you two stop it and lets just get going..."
Derek Gayda: "Yea your right (climbs up into the carraige with Jackie).. ok driver, we're all set!"
(The Horses walk on, leading the carraige with Jackie and her father in it. The crowd cheer again, and Jackie waves to them all. The crowd then disperse, and get in their various cars in order to travel to the church. Jackie momentarily catches the eye of Amy, an for a split second it looks as though they exchange a brief smile.. though this is uncertain, as the carraige turns the corner and the scene fades.)
(We re-open. There is a huge noise now comnig from outside the church chosen by John Cena and Jackie Gayda. The limosuine Cena is in pulls up. Josh Matthews rushes over, but the first man to exit is Dude Nick, who basically tells him to get lost! Then John Cena emerges, and the people outside give a huge roar. He's then joined by Barbwire Chris, Punisher and Chris Masters, who go into the churst first as the ushers for the occasion. The guests then start to filter inside, with Cena and Dude Nick holding back, and the ushers sending them either to the bride or the groom side of the room. Many EMF Superstars past and present are seen entering. Joy Giovanni is directed to Cena's side, next to Chris, whilst Amy and Jericho are shown to seats in Jackie's end. The room soon begins to fill up, and people go quiet as John Cena and Dude Nick enter.They walk to the front, where they both shake hands with the priest who is to marry John to Jackie. John looks around at the people, and then down at his watch.. before looking down to the floor and waiting. Nick whispers something to him, and suddernly The Wedding March blasts out. People everywhere stand, as Jackie Gayda is escorted forward by Derek Gayda. Behind them comes Natasha and Torrie Wilson. She reaches the end of the aisle in perfect timing as the song finishes. (OOC- got this ceremony from various parts i found on the net, and its altered slightly by myself. I hope its not too bad.). The service begins.)
Vicar: Dearly Beloved. We are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, and to add our best wishes to the words which shall unite John Felix Anthony Cena and Jacqueline Suzanne Gayda
in marriage.
Should there be anyone who knows of an legal or moral reason why this couple should not be united in marriage, they must speak now or forever hold their peace.
(There is a brief pause... but nobody speaks. The vicar continues)
Vicar: "Who was it that bought this woman to this man?"
Derek Gayda: "I did, on bhalf of all her friends and family."
(Derek now steps back, and as he was taught in the rehearsal the day before.. Cena takes Jackie's hand.)
Vicar: "John and Jackie , life is given to each of us as individuals, and yet we desire a partner with whom to share our life. Love is given to us by our family or by our friends. Being loved by them teaches us in turn to love. Learning to love and living together is one of the greatest challenges of life - and is the shared goal of married couples world wide. We will now proceed to the couples vows and declarations of love for one another."
"Do you, John Felix Anthony Cena, take this woman, Jacqueline Suzanne Gayda
, to be your lawfully wedded wife. Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect her, and forsaking all others remain faithful only unto her as long as you both shall live?"
Cena: "I do!"
Vicar: "Do you, Jacqueline Suzanne Gayda
, take this man, John Felix Anthony Cena, to be your lawfully wedded husband. Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him, and forsaking all others remain faithful only unto him as long as you both shall live?"
Jackie: "I do!"
Vicar: "We will now proceed to the giving on the rings. Nick, do you have the rings with which this couple shall be wed?"
Dude Nick: "I do."
Vicar: "John... if you would.. take the ring intended for Jackie.. and repeat after me.."
(John takes the ring from the cusion offered to him by Dude Nick. He smiles at him as he does.)
Vicar: "With this ring... I thee wed..."
Cena: "With this ring, I thee wed.."
Vicar: "In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.. amen."
Cena: "In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.. amen!"
Vicar: "Jackie, would you now take the ring intended for John, and repeat after me also. With this ring, I thee wed.."
(Jackie has tears of joy rolling down her face. Cena grips her hand for a second, and she looks up, returning the small smile he gives to her. She proceeds.)
Jackie: "With this ring.. I thee wed."
Vicar: "In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit, amen."
Jackie: "In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.. amen!"
Vicar: "Now I will say a prayer for the joining of John and Jackie here today...
Oh Lord, our hearts are filled with great happiness on John and Jackie's wedding day, as they come before You offering their hearts and lives to one another. I ask that they may ever be true and loving, living together in such a way as to never bring shame or heartbreak into their marriage. I ask you to fill their hearts with kindness and understanding, and to rid them of all pretense or jealousy. Help them to remember to be each other's sweetheart, helpmate, best friend and guide, so that together they may meet the cares and problems of life more bravely. And with the passage of time, may they find great contentment in the rich joy of senior companionship. May the home they are creating today truly be a place of love and harmony, where Your Spirit is always present, and may it never be broken. I pray that you will bless this marraige, and watch over John and Jackie throughout all of their lives together. We ask these things in the name of Jesus Christ; Amen
"John and Jackie, the two of you have agreed to live together in Holy Matrimony, and have promised your love for each other by these vows, the joining of your hands and the giving of these rings, I now declare you to be Husband and Wife. You may now kiss the bride!"
(Cena takes Jackie in his arms, and slowly proceeds to kiss her, sealing the weddng which, for once in the wrestling world.. went off without a hitch!)
Vicar: "I present to you all.. Mr and Mrs Cena!"
(The guests all cheer as Cena kisses Jackie again. They then, as instructed by Pun, Barbwire and Chris Masters, begin to leave the church. They stand outside for a while, but scenes continue inside. Torrie and Natasha come forward, as does Dude Nick.)
Cena: "Thank you so much you two.. you were amazing today!"
Natasha: "Congratulations Mr and Mrs Cena!"
(Nat says this full of excitement, before jumping up and giving Cena a hug, which he returns. He then gives Torrie a much briefer hug.. so as not to annoy Dude Nick. Afterwards he goes up to Nick and offers his hand, but they end up giving a very male like hug instead.)
Cena: "Thanks Nick.. you did a great job!"
Dude Nick: "Any time man..."
Cena: "Hopefully there wont BE another time.."
(The group laugh at this, and then Cena takes Jackie in her arms, after shes hugged both Torrie and Nat for their involvement. They then proceed to the outside, Jackie and Cena arm in arm. The crowd roar, and confetti is chucked over the happy couple by various guests. They step outside, and Torrie tries to get together a crowd of unmarried girls. They assemble, among them Torrie, Natasha, Amy, Joy, Jackie's three sisters, a relative of John's and Chyna. Jackie takes her bouquet she had been holding, and throws it into the crowd. The cameras focus in, as Torrie and Chantel both jump for the bouquet, and miss it, and it lands squarely in the arms of Amy Dumas. She looks taken aback at first, but then lets out a beaming smile. Jackie looks into the crowd and smiles also at the sight. A number of the girls look upset.. but Amy rushs off to find Jericho. Cena and Jackie walk through the crowd, where they are touched by many outstretched hands, all full of congratulations. They get to the car, beaming with smiles, as Cena turns to address the crowd.)
Cena: "Well... no prizes for guessing where the reception is... so everyone back to our place for an even begger party than when we won the Elimination Chamber!!!"
(The crowd roar again as Cena and Jackie climb into the limosuine. It pulls away with the words "Just Married" on the back. The guests roar again, and then each get into various cars to travel to Cena's house. Through the back window, Cena is shown putting his arm around Jackie, and the scene fades. We re-open later at the reception party. The party looks in full swing, but Cena emerges, and taps something metal gainst a glass hard to get everyone's attention.)
Cena: "If everyone would care to make their way through to the main room, dinner is about to be served."
(Everyone makes their way into the house. Cena's already large living room is even bigger, because the double doors linking it to the kitchen and dining room have been opened full, giving it the appearance of one room. There is a very long top table, an then smaller round tables for the guests. Cena, Jackie, their parents, Nick, Torrie and Natasha take seats at the top table. Punisher, Barbwire Chris, Chris Masters, Joy Giovanni and a few others are on the second table. Th rest are spread out between the other tables. Amy Dumas and Chris Jericho look a bit annoyed at being below the top 2 tables.. with the rest of the guests. A buffet is then opened, and the tables in turn go off to retrieve some food. Everyone then eats, and full conversations are held between people. Then, after everyone has finished.. up steps Derek Gayda to give his father of the bride speech.)
Derek Gayda: "If I could just have everyones attention... thank you! For those of you that don't already know.. i'm Derek Gayda.. the father of the bride. I've travelled here today to witness one of the finest wedding ceremonies I have ever seen in my life. My eldest daughter Jackie is the first to be married, as she marries this great man you see before you. I've known John for little over a year.. but i'll have you all know, he's much more than just a great wrestler. He's an honest, and very respectable man.. and there is nobody else that i'd rather have handed my daughter over to today. I know there might be those that think that, as he was having a relationship with Trish Stratus for most of the last year.. he is not someone a father should even consider allowing to marry his daughter.. but Jackie and John and I have all sat down and discussed that situation, and although I cannot approve of the games and torment they must have put that woman through.. I will say that it did not put any blotch on my opinion of John as a man. He has attended to Jackie's every need over the last year, and since they moved in together not so long ago.. he has treated her with respect, and she tells me she's the happiest she's ever been in her entire life now that she is with him. When John came to me not more than 3 weeks ago, without the knowledge of my daughter, I knew what it was he wanted to ask me. He sat down, and treated me as a friend, we spoke for a good long time, and when the time came for him to ask me.. I had no hesitation in giving him my consent to marry my daughter. When I got the call from her, and she told me how he proposed.. I knew I had made a good decision, and I have no regrets over it. I wish you both the very best of luck in married life, and I hope that you continue to show as much love and admiration for eachother as you have so far in your relationship! TO end of.. i'd like to propose a toast.. TO JOHN AND JACKIE!"
Everyone: "JOHN AND JACKIE!"
(They drink deeply from their drinks at this point.)
Dante De Luca: "Yarr... tis the only reason I came.. to gets me hands on the free booze.. yarr!"
(Next to make his speech is Dude Nick.)
Dude Nick: "Ok, if I could have your attention.. now you gotta put up with me.. the best man! Now I haven't known John quite as long as Derek has... and I haven't known Jackie anywhere near that! But since I joined the EMF, no two people have shown me more support than the couple who sit before you. When I was at my lowest point, John Cena gave me the stepping stone I needed to success, and Jackie has shown me great hospitality during the times I have spent in their household. They are two great friends.. and i've never seen a couple more perfect for eachother in my life! There was a time when I thought John was actually with Trish Stratus.. a name that's cropped up way too many times today.. rather like the name Chris actually.. but I always knew there was someone more perfect for him somewhere out there.. and she now sits before you, wearing her stunning dress that you weren't allowed to see until the last possible second... and married to one of the best friends i've ever had! They are both very lucky to have met someone so perfect for them.. and I can only hope their relationship never fails, and they continue to be happily together for many, many years to come! John, it was an absolute honor to represent you as best man today.. and I only hope that one day you have the oppertunity to return me the favour! Thank you for your attention everybody.. and enjoy the rest of the day!"
Dante De Luca: "Yarr... didn't like that one as much.. no drink at the end... yarr!"
(This speech is aplauded, as Derek's was. The last to stand is John Cena..)
Cena: "Well.. there's only one way to start this... THE GROOM IS HERE! No in all seriousness.. this has totally been the best day of my entire life! Not only am I finally married to the beautiful Jackie Gayda.. but I am also spending the whole day with all my closest friends and family, and having the biggest party i've ever been involved with! What are there like.. 1000 of us.. HA probably an over count but who cares.. there are certain routines I have to go through here.. beginning with the Bridesmaids! Today we had two stunning bridemaids who gave 110% to their jobs, and without whom none of this could go ahead. So i'd like to preseent not only thiese gifts.. but also a toast to the Bridesmaids!"
(Everyone drinks to them now, before Cena continues.)
Cena: "The next people we have to thank are both mine and Jackie's parents. Unlike most parents.. they haven't payed for today.. but that doesn't make thier contribution any less to the event. Without them the preperation would have been a million times harder for all of us. I'd especally like to thank Derek for the lovely speech he gave for us.. but i'd like to present more small gifts.. To the Parents!"
(Again the words are repeated, and the drink is taken.)
Cena: "My final person to thank, is my deerest friend in the entire world.. and my best man on this occation! He's been tremendous support to me throughout all of this, and i'd like to thank him for that. When I told him I planned to marry Jackie, he was as supportive as I could have ever imagined.. and for that reason I want to present him to with a special wedding gift.. and I propose a toast.. To the best man!"
(The routine is repeated again.)
Cena: "Not i'd just like to say a tiny bit more.. before I let you all off to enjoy the rest of the party. I want to thank you all for coming, and I want to say that this has definately been the single biggest and best occasion of my life! I want to thank Jackie for agreeing to make me the happiest man alive today, and I want to thank you all for coming to wish us the best of luck as we move into married life! Now if you will just bare with us while we cut the cake.. you can go back to whatever you want afer that!"
(The crowd roar as Cena and Jackie stand and, hand in hand, cut the wedding cake. Loud music then begins playing, and people start to filter there way though to the rooms that Cena and Jackie had cleared completely and had a huge dance floor installed in for the occasion. People begin to split into couples and take to the dance floor.)
Dante De Luca: "Yarr.. that last speech had gots to be my favourite... lot of peeople to drink to.. yarr!"
(After a long time of people dancing, the DJ announces that the Bride and Groom will share their first dance as a married couple. Some soppy love song chosen by Jackie begins playing, as they dance. After a few minutes, the other people join them. Amy Dumas and Chris Jericho come on, as do Dude Nick and Torrie Wilson, and both sets of parents. Other people just pull together to form couples, and Chris Masters dances the first dance with Joy Giovanni. However after a while, the DJ says the next dance he wants both Bridesmaids to dance as well as the bride. Jackie and Torrie already were, but Chris is quick to jump up and ask Nat, and she acccepts, despite gonig extremely red. After a few tracks, she goes off into the garden, where there is another huge gathering of people, the ones who aren't dancing, and an open bar is there. She grabs herself a vodka based drink from the bar. She sees an extremely drunk Dante De Luca, shaking from side to side standing at the bar.)
Dante De Luca: "Yarr.. you don't wanna be drinking that me lady.. wont ever get an effect from it! I'd give you the rum but... but... Yarr..!"
(Dante cannot finish his sentance, before he collapses against the bar. Nat laughs a little and moves on, but the crowd are shocked when John Cena emerges. Many people start congratulating him in a slightly drunk way. Cena thanks them all, but moves through the crowd and into the small building in his garden. He enters the first room, full of sofas, and a TV among other things. He slumps into one of the sofas looking drained. He switches on the TV, and sticks on the EMF Channel, where he sees Jackie dancing happily with her father. He switches off, and slides down to a laying down position. Then the door creaks open and Chris Masters enters.)
Chris Masters: "You alright man?"
Cena: "Yea.. just a bit tired thanks. Getting some rest..."
Chris Masters: "Alright, well i'm gonna go find Nat.. I swear she looked interested in me when we were dancing... if anyone asks for you what should I tell them?"
Cena: "I'll be out soon... tell them what you like."
(Chris Masters leaves.Cena plans to leave the room, but dispite the noise, falls asleep momentaily on the sofa. He is awakened when he feels a hand shaking him, he opens his eyes, and looks right into the stare of Natasha.)
Natasha: "Mr Cena sir.. Jackie is really worried about you.. she asked me to help her look but I knew ehre you'd be.. do you want to come find her?"
Cena: "Nat.. did I ever tell you hor beautiful you look today?"
Natasha: "Err... well.. thanks I guess. But John you should really go and..."
Cena (interupting): "Close the door."
(Nat was taken aback by this. Since she had moved into the Cena household, she had been guilty of fantasising about her boss's new husband, but she had always known that was she had thought about could never EVER be a reality. Surely.. SURELY this wasn't what John had meant.)
Cena: "Just close it quick.. it locks from the inside!"
(Either way, Nat had to do as John told her. She closed and bolted the door.. she knew what she wanted.. surely she wasn't about to get it...)
Cena: "Nat.. I know I should definately not tell you this now... but i've liked you for a long time..."
Natasha: "Beleive me.. i've felt the same way Mr Cena... but we can't.. it's just so wrong!"
Cena: "That just makes me want it even more..."
(Cena can no longer resist his temptation. He takes Nat in his arms and kisses her softly on the lips. He then backs off a bit, so as to give her a way out if she chooses.. but she wastes no time in returning the favour and kissing him back. They do this a few times, before Cena takes her and pulls her onto the sofa. They sit down together and continue making out.Nat stops for a split second and says..)
Natasha: "John.. this is just the drink.. i'm sure you don't really..."
Cena: "Oh come on... i've wanted you since the minute you moved in... I know waht i'm doing..."
Natasha: "But you..."
Cena (interupting) : "Do you want this or not...?"
(Nat answers the question by kissing Cena again. Cena takes her in his arms and continues kissing her. He then pulls her into a laying position, and Nat ends up on top of him. He uses one free arm to grab a blanket Nat had bought in in case she could not wake him, and throws it over them both. Only their heads are visable as they continue kissing, and Cena runs his hands through her long, red hair. Nat ducks her head under the blanket momentarily, and when she emerges she places her expensive red Bridesmaids dress on the floor. They are really getting into things, as the scene begins to darken due to those annoying TV editing people. Things are no longer visable.. but sound can still be picked up.. and things begin to get a little louder. This (unknown to Cena..) attracts the attention of one wedding guest. THe door rattles, as if someone is trying to enter...)
Natasha: "What was that?"
Cena: "Who the hell cares?"
(They continue what they were doing.. but after about another 5 minutes, when there really getting into it (or as least Cena is... OOC- sorry couldn't resist) a glass is heard breaking! Cena looks up to the window, which in the heat of the moment he'd forgot to pull curtains across.. and sees someone running away. He can't make out anything in the poor light. He quickly grabs some clothes and chucks them on. Nat wraps the blanket around herself and stands. Cena gets fully dressed, and tries to make himself look as neat as possible, before heading to the door. He stops for a second.)
Cena: "I'd hurry and get dressed if I were you.. if anyone came in and saw you like that.. they'd guess."
(Nat nods and quickly picks up her items of clothing. She puts them on almost as quickly as John did. She then says...)
Natasha: "I'm so sorry John..."
Cena: "No.. don't be sorry.. I wanted this as much as you did.. but i've got to find out who that was.."
(Nat nods as if she understands, Cena goes to unbolt the door but is delayed again as she says..)
Natasha: "When will I see you again?"
(John knows she's not talknig about just passing in the rooms of the house. He takes her in his arms..)
Cena: "We'll sort something out.. i'm sure.."
(He kisses Nat one final time, and unbolts the door. He steps outside, and sure enough.. the smashed glass is directly underneath the window to where he could have been seen. There doesn't seem to be anyone in the garden anymore.. they have all gone inside to dance or to eat. The only one left is Dante De Luca.. and Cena is sure that he's too drunk to have been able to move all the way from the window to the bar... and isn't sure Dante's moved from the bar all night anyway... but he knows its his only hope..)
Cena: "Dante.. do you know who smashed that glass over there?"
Dante De Luca: "Yarr... glass? huh.. oh, oh.. yes I would like another glass oh good ol' rum if you got one Biff.. Yarr!"
(Cena doesn't have time to be insulted by the fact Dante thinks h'es Biff Freeman. He rushes into the main room, trying to get a clue.. but is instantly grabbed by Derek..)
Derek: "Alright my son... we thought you'd done a runner we did.."
Cena: "Derek.. do you know who smashed a glass outside..."
Derek: "Don't worry bout one little glass me boy.. go found Jackie.. she missin ya already..."
(Cena looks around the room, and sees Jackie, sitting around talking to her mother. He goes over to her at this point.)
Cena: "Jackie.. err.. are you ok?"
Jackie: "Where were you.. I was worried sick!"
Cena: "Oh.. I got a bit ill and went to sleep in the bar area, but Nat gave me some medicine.. i'm feeling better now."
Jackie: "Oh.. ok then. Well it's getting on a bit.. think we better start saying our goodbyes before we go off on the honeymoon?"
Cena: "Yea I think you might be right... why don't we call everyone into the room and do it together..."
Jackie: "There all in anyway.. but it would take a freaking miracle to make this lot shut up.. we should just go round people.. is easier."
Cena: "Alright then.. start in that corner and work round.."
(Cena and Jackie begin saying their goodbyes to everyone. They're seen walking round the room, and Cena shaking hands with the guys and kissing the girls on the cheek, Jackie just kissing both sets on the cheek as they say bye. They then make their way outside, followed by all of the guests. The room quickly empties as the car pulls up to take them on thier honeymoon. Dude Nick comes over, and Cena and Jackie say a final goodbye. Their parents are next.. and finally the bridesmaids. Nats hug with Cena last considerably longer than Torrie's did.. and Cena takes her by the hand as he climbs, after Jackie, into the car. Jackie doesn't notice this, as Cena's body is blocking it from view. The driver comes to block the door, and Nat is forced to relinquish her hold. SHe steps back as the door closes, and a soletary tear is seen rolling down her face. Jackie leans in close to Cena, completely oblivious to the days events. He holds her, as people tap the back of the car one last time, and it drives off into the night. They go to return to the inside... but before they do (in fact whilst all that was happening...) the following scene took place. Dande De Luca had finally managed to get to his feet... and stagger his way into the dance room.)
Dante De Luca: "Yarr.. where did everybody go.. they missing out on all the boose... come to think of it.. so am i.. BACK TO THE BAR is what I say.. yarr... yarr... yarr!"
(The scene fades for the final time with the image of Dante De Luca attemptin got hobble his way back the the bar. It's a mystery how he's still alive.. let alone standing.. and whilst he does, Cena and Jackie's car is heading off to whichever holiday destination they have selected.. and everyone else is retuning to party throughout the night in their absence.)
