(The scene opens for the final time before the Women's Championship Match at Legacy of blood! We are live at a house show.. with the exciting main event of Lance Sologub and AN ARKIE Vs Avalanche being advertised. Suddernly Bad, Bad Man blasts out, and they boo loudly as John Cena and Jackie Gayda come out to the ring and grab their microphones! They address the house show crowd.)
Cena: "Yo yo THE CHAMP IS HERE! And with just 2 days to go until the big EMF extravaganza.. Legacy of blood.. where my gorgeous wife Jackie takes on Joy GIovanni.. we just want to say..."
(Suddernly Cena is interupted as Shinra Theme plays loudly! The fans roar as Avalanche come out. They get into the ring and mock Cena's entrance..)
Cloud: "Yo Yo.. the 3rd best team in the EMF... IS HERE!"
Cena: "Hate to remind you guys.. but you came 4th in the little chamber match we had..."
Tidus: "Ah yes, but DTC dont really count"
Cloud: "Yeah, they're too busy kissing each others asses to perform well in the ring"
Cena: "Well as much as I agree with you... i'm sorry to break up this party guys.. but me and Jackie have this air time.. we gotta discuss her up coming match with Joy Giovanni.. at LEGACY OF BLOOD so if you don't mind..."
Tidus: "Alright... we'll go..."
Cloud: "Damn it Tidus.. we didn't come out here to get shouted at.. we came out here to talk to.. MR EMF!"
Jackie: "And whilst i'm flattered you think so highly of my husband.. i've got an important match comnig up.. and there's some things I still gotta say! Firstly.. Joy Giovanni.. don;t forget who put you where you are! Nobody else in this industry ever gave a damn about you before I took you under my wing.. and you kept turning up on my door step.. desperate for help.. desperate for support.. and I aided you through all of it! Hell it was MY friend who became your manager.. a man that would still be busting his ass for a few yen in Japan if it wasn't for me and my husband taking him in! You owe us so much.. and I hope that debt is repayed this week at Legacy of Blood.. when I beat you.. and you don;t go running off and bitching for another go! Hell.. I almost forgot.. you also owe me your biggest win... because it was ME that won that Tag match for us... got that ME!! You wouldn't have had a chance in that tag match if I hadn't Fu'd Chyna and..."
Cloud: "Woah Woah hold it right there... Chyna??? That Man thing... that goes round calling herself a woman? I think you better shut up Jackie.. before everyone else thinks you're a man too..."
Tidus: "Yeah..."
CLoud: "And besides.. speaking of tag team wrestling.. we're the experts around here when it comes to tag teaming.. so if you need to know anything.. just ask us!"
Jackie: "Actually there was something I was looknig to ask experts like yourselvses. could you please take a look at this.. and tell me exactly which member of the winning team stole the show.. coz I think to me.. it's pretty damn obvious!"
(A video package plays of Jackie pinning Chyna in the tag match.)
Jackie: "Well... what do you think?"
(Cloud and Tidus exchange a weird look.)
Cloud: "I guess that was ok... but..."
Tidus: "But..."
Cena: "But WHAT? My wife was absolutely fucking fantastic.. wasn't she? Well come on SAY SOMETHING!"
Cloud: "Fantastic??? Sure, she was.. but I believe it was a TAG match??? Where's Jackie's partner huh???"
Jackie: "EXACTLY!!! The perfect answer Mr err.. oh it doesn't matter.. but the point is.. that was supposed to be a TAG MATCH and I had to fucknig partner.. she did nothing.. I score the fall and then she goes around as if she was attacked by a million men and still battled on to save us and win us the match! It is her one and only claim to fame.. and it's all due to ME!! Jackie Cena won that match.. it should ONLY have gone down in the record books as ME because I did all the hard work so she didn't have to! I'm sure great tag experts like yourselves never have this problem though.. seeing as how your a tow man team.. and on't have a weak link.. right?"
Cloud: "Yea.. i'm a two man team!"
Tidus: "What do you mean?"
Cloud: "There's a shiny penny on the floor..."
Tidus: "WHERE???"
(Tidus rolls out of the ring and begins looknig for the penny. Cena and Jackie watch in amazement for a while.. and then turn back to Cloud.)
Jackie: "Well I guess every team has it's.. dimmer bulb so to speak! BUt anyway.. at least we agree that in that match.. I was the amazing one.. and she was the... gold-digging fame seeking moron.. much like Tidus is being now.. but Joy really is bugging me now! Seriously.. she claims to be my friend.. but I hear nothing from her for weeks when it comes to me facing her for the title... but i'm sure it will still be in a walk in the park... hell at this rate I think it would be much like watching Cloud Vs Tidus on Pay Per View... think how one sided that one would be... judging on... his behaviour anyway!"
Cloud: "Hey, we didn't come out here to hear you run your mouth about Tidus! Sure he may not be the most talented.. but he does have feelings..."
Jackie: "I'm not trying to run my mouth about Tidus.. I couldn't care less about Tidus and his fucking penny.. i'm here to talk about JOY! Are you even aware who she is..."
Cloud: "Oh the diva search reject... ive seen cereal packets that look better than her!"
Jackie: "Hey there's another good career idea to add to the list of things Joy can do when I retire her.. she can be the girl on the oatmeal box! Or even the Coco Pops monkey.. In fact she could star on the box of every cereal.. only th sales would drop dramatically.. and then the companies could go out of business..."
Cloud: "And then us rich people will have to pay for them... where ever will we get the money from..."
Tidus: "HERE'S A PENNY CLOUD!!!"
Cloud: "What the Hell??? Do you always carry a penny around..."
Tidus: "Who Doesn't?"
Cloud: "I don't..."
Tidus: "And that's why i'm the brains of Avalanche!!!"
Cena: "Here have a penny.. now you both have one... see how that works.. now can you please let Jackie talk..."
Jackie: "God.. all this talk over one fucking penny.. that's not even that shiny! Then again speaking of pennys.. Joy is gonig to need all the penny's she can get once I show her up so badly that Prez Mike terminates her contract... or once she's injured behond repair! If she can't even beat Rylee... what the hell makes her think she can defeat the most successful woman of ALL time! She's walknig a fine line.. before I was cool with her comnig for gold.. but the way she's been... alling me out.. telling me she can win no matter what... giving me the choice of stipulation.. and whatever the fuck else she's done to annoy me.. well it makes me want to DESTROY her this coming Pay Per View.. and I want to do the job well... so well in fact that Joy Giovanni bleeds gallons.. is covered in marks.. has two black eyes and above all else.. that she's.."
Tidus: "HEY!! His Penny is shinier than mine!!!"
(Cloud throws his penny at Tidus. It bounces off his head and out of the ring. Tidus immediately dives after it.)
Cloud: "Right.. where were you?"
Jackie: "Oh never mind... but seriously.. Joy Giovanni better be saying her prayers if she's thinking of pissing about with Jackie Gayda! If she does her bit.. wrestles me, loses and takes it like a... woman, then i'm fine with that.. but if not.. if she pussys about.. complains.. cries her little eyes out.. attacks me after the match.. turns her back on our trust and our friendship.. or does anything to bother me OR John she will regret it! I'm not letting up on her on this her first match against me.. but if she's lucky she might escape with the ability to walk.. but she better not take it for granted and use those legs to kick back at me.. coz if she even dares to try it.. SHe will be reduced to nothing but scum.. taking up the bottom layer of the now infamous Diva barrell along with the likes of Chyna and Victoria..."
(Suddernly Donkey Kong appears. HE gives the men in the ring the "Thumbs Up, Thumbs down" taunt, and thnen throws a barell, misses and hits Tidus.. before disappearing into thin air.)
Cloud: "Well, I knew that was coming..."
Jackie: "Didn't we all... after all this match with Joy is... ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!"
Cena: "That's the best you can come up with... old Batista lines..."
Jackie: "Well im bored... i've been talking bout Joy for days now.. why can't I ever face someone interesting.."
Cloud: How about.. Lance Sologub?
Jackie: "You see I would.. but he's too REAL for me! His overal REALness might just rip me apart.. and I mgiht just die coz i'm not REAL enough! But i'll tell you what is going to be very, VERY real.. the pain I inflict upon Joy Giovanni at Legacy of Blood.. the Pay Per View well blood will definately be on the card.. but not the blood of who you'd expect! Not Wes Ikeda's blood.. not Archaos's blood.. not even QHI's blood to this extreme.. but the blood of JOY GIOVANNI will stain the ring when all is said and done!"
Tidus: My blood is blue...
Cloud: Oh for christ sake...
Jackie: "I don't care if it's red, blue or fucking pink with yellow spots.. Joy's blood will be spilled by the gallon and the crowd will even be drenched in it.. so you better hope she doesn't have any STDs she can pass on.. though unless she inherited them I don't think there's any danger.. don't think Joy even knows what a man is! But there is one name she will fear when all is said and done this sunday.. the name of Jackie Cena... EMF Womens Champion.. and greatest athelete EVER to step foot into this ring.. with the obvious exception of Brock Lesnar.. his EMF skills were just off the hook!"
Cloud: Yeah, I FEAR BROCK LESNER!!!
Tidus: "I FEAR THE GET BENT!!!"
Cena: "I ear for your sanity.. what the hell is the Get Bent when it's at home..."
(Suddernly they are interupted again, by Eminem's Slim Shady with altered lyrices. THe awesome Lance Sologub comes out on stage.. to a standing ovation!)
Lance Sologub: "I'M THE REAL LANCE YES I'M THE REAL LANCE!!! AND I SAY ITS TIME YOUR UN-REAL PEOPLE SHUT UP AND WE HAVE OUR LITTLE MATCH!!"
J.R: "Wow.. a real person!"
(AN ARKIE's theme hits too as he comes out. The referee asks Cena and Jackie to step out of the ring.. and they do so. Cloud and Lance begin. They hit a few shots, when a man not seen in EMF hits the ring, and nails a well good finisher on Lance! Tidus cowers in fear and Cloud hooks the leg and scores the win
in a very short time. Cloud looks up at Tidus..)
Cloud: "What the hell was that..."
Tidus: "It was.. it was the..."
Bentley Jones (aka Nat's dad OOC- this is of course a joke..): "That was the... GET BENT!!!"
Jackie: "And it also was.. a match won with the same amount of effort Joy GIovanni is going to require when I face her at the Pay Per View! So i'll see you all there... cheering my name of course.. but until I do.. Word Life!"
(Bad, Bad Man plays again as Cena, Jackie, Bentley, Cloud and Tidus pose in the ring and the house show goes off the air!)
