(Our scene re-opens later in the day. Jackie, Chris and Christy are sitting out in the Cena household garden. Natasha had wanted to go "shopping" and Cena had insisted he needed to buy something to and so would drive her. The other 3 are sitting at the table, having eaten dinner (for which there are five plates set out, suggesting they only recently left.) and Christy gets up to clear them away. Chris breaks the ice of the after dinner conversation by saying.)
Chris Masters: "So Jackie... you got a title defence at the Pay Per View I see.. with John as the referee... God that's got to be impossible for Joy to win.. that's the kind of deck Bischoff would stack against someone in the WWE.. it's impossible to fight through..."
Jackie: "Impossible is such a nasty word.. because i'm out to prove to the world that nothing, and I mean NOTHING is impossible! People said I couldn't beat Trish in my second match.. and I did, and then people said I couldn't retain the title against Amy Dumas.. yet here I am, weeks on, title still around my waist! My husband does the same thing.. winning the chamber.. marrying the hottest diva alive... only joking, but seriously.. there is one thing in life that IS impossible.. and the only reason I never discovered it is because.. well.. the only impossible thing is life is.. TO BEAT ME! I've been trained by the very best.. John Cena... Chris Masters.. and well now i'm simply just a cut above the rest! Sure Chris probably gave Joy a tip or two.. but that doesn't add up to everything he showed me! Hell I even asked the both of them for a little more intensive training recently to put me even further above the rest of them.. and i'm getting stronger every day! But the point you raised Chris is a good one.. with John Cena as the ref.. does Joy have any less chance of beating me than usual? No she doesn't.. because she never had a chance in the first place! When I was asked to pick an opponent.. I handed it to Joy, but simply because I wanted another name to add to my long, LONG list! No matter what Joy does.. it wont be enough. She can hit me with an aerial move.. i'll just catch her and FU her back into place! She can go for submissions.. but i'd NEVER tap.. and she can hit the "Bitch-Slap Kick" but it wont stop Jackie Cena from kicking right out and smashing her with a move of my own! Sure she could do something under-handed like grab MY title, hit me round the head with it... knock me out and hook the leg.. but do you REALLY think my loving husband is going to reach down to that mat and count for you 1... 2... 3! Coz from where i'm standing.. you got no chance of that happening! There's more chance of hell freezing over and John losing to QHI than there is of him counting my shoulders to the mat at Legacy of Blood.. and that's the truth! I've never been beaten before.. and that's without a referee who is going to count in my favour.. so God knows what I can do now the match is going to be, shall we say biased? Coz it's still not in the bag 100% certain.. but it's as damn near as is humanly possible! It's more certain that I will win then it is that Angelus Archer will defeat Mr Chaos for the World Championship.. and i'm sure he'll tell you.. that's damn likely! THe Womens Title however has a home.. and that home is around this waist.. and no other woman will ever get her grubby little claws stuck into it! This title is mine.. and mine alone, and the sooner everyone else, like Joy Giovanni, Rylee, and even Jessica learn that the better! Coz they are all going to just keep building up their little hopes.. getting more and more shots, and then getting knocked down one by one, like coconuts on the worlds largest coconut shy! They will all taste the FU... but not one of them will survive it.. and not one of them will leave the ring without regret in their mind over what could have been.. and Joy.. this week you will be the first! I don't care if you call me your best friend.. because I know you wont do me any favours when that title is on the line.. and I know that givern your oppertunity.. you would snap it up.. no questions asked! So when you so kindly gave me the choice of stipulation.. I took it upon myself to install a referee to the match.. one I knew would get the job done and not let me down! I could have picked anyone.. but it's John that I trust the most to get the job done out there! I know he wont fail me.. wont let me down.. and I know I can rely on him! I love my husband and know there's no way he'd ever do anything wrong to harm me.. and so when I go into that ring.. I know he will do the right thing, and keep the belt with me! I know that no matter what happens.. he will not turn his back on the woman he loves.. and he will stand by my side, at the Pay Per View and always! He will never, EVER let me down, or cheat me out of the title or anything like that.. and he's about the only person I could trust to do that! And Joy and her little fans can think I have him as the referee out of fear.. it's simply not true! I have him as the referee out of common fucking sense! If she'd picked the stipulation.. no doubt we'd be going into some kind of underwear match.. because she knows whilst she may like the guys in the front row bobbing upside down and staring at her.. i'm a married woman and it would disturb me and probably cost me the title! So i was just looknig out for myself.. keeping it simple, and fair.. but tipping the scales slightly in my favour.. and after all she handed me the oppertunity to do so! It's not ilegal if, givern the choice of stipulation.. you do one that benefits you.. hell it's be done forever in this industry! So Joy Giovanni can't exactly complain and go running to Prez Mike or Carlito to kiss it all better.. becasue she got herself into this mess.. firstly by accpeting my little challenge.. and then by CHALLENGING me to name the match.. and when Cena's hand comes down for the 3rd time.. and Joy Giovanni's little dream is ended... I hope she does cry.. and maon... and then pick herself up and ACTUALLY get on with her life.. because that what she has to do! She could get another jb where her dreams can't be killed.. how about house cleaning.. it never did Nat any harm.. she's well off and one of the best freinds a woman could have.. or even something involved in the business.. an interviewer.. or an escort.. i'm sure there are plenty of blokes just looknig for a Diva to get their teeth into.. and i'm sure Joy wouldn't object either.. she could probably do with it the lack of men she's had round her! Hell even Rylee is a two-timing whore... Joy just gets nobody and nothing..and really I find that kind of sad. How can a woman of her age live without a man to look after and nurture her.. and to satisfy her needs.. though maybe it's been so long that Joy Giovanni no longer has any needs.. she just exists with the sole purpose of looknig ugly and challenging for things she IS NOT ALLOWED!"
Chris Masters: "A strrong opinion... speaking of Joy.. can't believe she could lose to some jobber not long ago..."
Jackie: "She's not a jobber she's the next breast thing.. sorry did I say breast.. god that must be insulting seeing as she has none.. but away from that.. yes she did embaressingly enough lose to the newbie that is called Jessica! Hell the last diva to win on her debut against a proffesional would be... me no doubt? If not then it's just further evidence that a good start does not ensure the fact that you can carry on.. but what about if you have a totally dreadful start? Say a start like.. Joy has made to her career! What if you'd lost repeadly to a woman that is trying.. but can never quite topple the champion! What if you sucked so much, that your only wins on your own were against Chyna? God Joy can do what she wants this week... it wont save her! She will never be a match for me and she will never be a threat to my championship! I can say from experiance that holding a title, and toppling the champion in the first place takes guts, skill and determination.. and Joy Giovanni, in her current state.. possesses very little, if any, of these things. She simply does not possess the right things to be a successful wrestler! Sure she can get her ass kicked and a few guys will probably think she looks hot doing it.. but it doesn't mean she can WRESTLE! And that's what we're meant to be here for isn't it.. not to look stunning.. but to fight and fight properly! To be the champ.. to be the best.. and to dominate the world! That's what i've done non-stop since I arrived here.. but nobody else seems capable of it! Trish Stratus did it before me.. and before her there were a few others... Katrina.. Ashlee.. Stephanie and the likes.. but they all had there time and they lost it.. and that's where I come in as the greatest.. because i'm the only one not EVER to be toppled! I'm not past my prime.. i've barely started yet.. and it's just not gonig to come to an end! There is not a woman in the federation that can stop me.. nobody can! You could make me defend against all of them.. and i'd still hit the FU on them in succession and walk out as the Extreme Measures Federation Women's Champion! It's not hard... it's what I do for a living.. and what I do week in week out.. 52 weeks a year.. so to me.. it's just pure routine! Beating divas is what I do most naturally.. other than breathing and hating red heads.. so I suppose for Joy it's just going to be a continuation of her losing routine as well! She may be closer to the title now then she's ever been in her life.. but believe me it's about as close as she will be getting to it to! When Earl Hebner of whoever is officiating gives her a look at the belt.. she better breathe it all in.. because it's hte only time she will have the oppertunity.. unless she volunteers to polish it for me at some point.. hell I do a good enough job of that anyway!But Joy will have to learn.. one way or another.. tha as far as women go.. I am the top gun.. the star player.. the wrestling LEGEND! Nobody has ever toppled me.. and nobody will for my money! If you had to bet on anyone to beat me.. clearly Amy would be that name... but guess what.. SHE DIDN'T! She only managed a fucking draw.. and if thats the best she can do.. what do you think Joy will be able to achieve? She's got as much chance of beating me as Dewey Pond and Shady Shane had inside that elimination chamber... and no I don't mean one in six.. I mean FUCK ALL! There you go.. mentioning Dewey.. that's the perfect job for retired Joy.. LEMONADE FETCHER!!! There you go settled Joy.. when you leave EMf out of embaressment.. you can fetch lemonade for Dewey Pond and his pregnant "fiance" Tori! Then again you'd probably fuck that up.. There's just nothing you can get right at the end of the day.. you probably had to blackmail Mike into getting the job you have.. and you probably had to fuck Carlito to get him to take you into his stable! It's a bloody joke that you now disgrce the good name of Revolution.. I just can't belive that was allowed to happen! There should have been some kind of protection act stopping anyone buy my John claiming the name of it.. but NO! Not saying your a bad talent Chris because your not.. but apart from you its washed up shit in that stable! I mean is Just.. Rick in or out.. and has Joy actually done anything to merit her place? All questions I guess I should leave to you Chris.. but i'm gonna go and give Christy a hand in a minute or two.."
Chris Masters: "Yea... would be good to have her back a few minutes early.. there's never too much time to be spent with Christy!
Jackie: "Good to see you two getting along.. and hopefully.. so will me and Joy be after tihs match.. but she has to learn.. this is MY division.. and I make the rules in it! Word Life!"
(Jackie gets up to go and help Christy.. Christy sees her and says..)
Christy: "Look Jackie.. I know Chris and Joy are close or whatever.. but he knows what he owes you. He wont take sides, and he wont accompany her to the ring..."
Jackie: "There's nothing to take sides in.. I don't hate Joy.. but thanks for the gesture anyway Christy, I appreciate it!"
