(Introduction- Miss Jackie Gayda... Mrs Jackie Cena.. even her name has changed. Everything about Jackie's life has changed in the last few weeks.. and a lot more than she is actually aware of. However, the one thing that has never changes is her success as an athelete. She boats a 100% record in her EMF career, with the exception of one draw, against the Vice President of the company Amy Dumas. That blip however did not effect her, as she went on to record win after win even since then. She even tried her hand at tag team wrestling, when her and Joy beat the team of Rylee and Chyna not so long ago. BUt now Jackie much fight long term friend Joy for her title.. oh and for the record.. Joy is the woman blackmailing Jackie's husband with the knowledge of his affair wth his house keeper.. confused? Maybe you should learn to read more then...)
(The scene opens. John and Jackie Cena and Christy are shown sitting in their personal training facility, with drinks on the table.)
Jackie: " ShameI didn't hit that FU properly.. coz your a mate and it was just training.. you wait until the real thing.. when I face Joy this weekend at Legacy of Blood.. yes she's a friend.. but when she tries to come between me and my title.. i'm not letting up on her for nobody!"
Cena: "That's a smart decision.. no matter what happens.. in the ring, title on the line.. nobody is a friend.. nobody! Hell I could be wrestling Chris for the title and I know he wont go easy on me... you gotta keep your eyes on the ball at all times.. and gotta always be watching your opponent.. no matter what! Do that.. and I know you can technically not be out-wrestled by any woman in this industry.. you're simply the greatest Jackie!"
Jackie: "Ha.. thanks. Don't think i'm threatened of Joy.. coz it's simply not true. I know i've got a much more impressine track record.. hell her only major win.. against Rylee and Chyna... did she get the pin? Oh wait.. no she didn't.. who did again? Oh yea.. Joy.. your bigest win of your entire career was down to ME, JACKIE CENA! I hit the FU.. and I pinned Chyna.. you did fuck all.. but are still talking about it now! Still bragging about how you finally beat Rylee.. only you didn't.. I beat her 3 fucking times! That just shows my absolute dominance in this division! I've beaten them all.. well. all of them with enough talent to challenge me. And how did Joy earn this shot? I'll tell you how.. I FUCKING GAVE IT TO HER! I felt sory for her for losing out to Rylee so many times.. that when I was told there wasn't a challenger for the title at Legacy of Blood.. a Pay Per View I really wanted to be involved in.. I just named the first loser that came to mind! Yea maybe you will pose more of a challenge then Chyna or Victoria or any other loser.. but if I can beat Rylee.. one on one.. twice out of two matches.. and she beats you repeatedly without trying... it doesn't take a genious to know who is going to win this weekend at Legacy of Blood! It's an amazing Pay Per View, and one i'm honoured to be apart of.. but one I do not intend to lose at! Jackie Cena hasn't lose to date.. and she sure as hell wont lose to Joy fucking Giovanni! Hell i'd rather disgrace myself posing for playboy like Joy no doubt will in the near future.. being the whore that she is.. than get so disgraced as to lose to someone with as little talent as she has! Yes she could learn well.. maybe she has raw talent.. but she'd need to learn from ME! There is no other woman capable of teaching her anything decent.. and if she wants to learn from the best there is, then she better end her stupid little title dreams after one ass kicking.. and then stay away from it, sit back and watch the master in action! To be the woman.. you gotta beat Jackie Cena.. that's how it is around here! Trish Stratus couldn't.. Rylee couldn't.. Chyna sure as hell couldn't.. hell even Amy couldn't.. there is NOBODY in this whole damn industry who can defeat Jackie Cena! I don't care if they are a former champ.. or some hyped up newbie wannabe like Jessica.. nobody can ever hold a candle to the awesome Jackie Cena! I mean.. do you know what it means to hold the Cena name? It means you get all the glories that go with it.. like when my amazing husband battled through, and pinned Wes Ikeda and Scott Hall to win the Tag Team Elimination Chamber match and become a DOUBLE champion! I know I can't do that.. being a woman restricts you to the one championship.. but that doesn't matter, because f you hold it.. you know your the best there is! If you ever beat me.. I will personally walk out of this company.. because i'd be too embaressed to ever show my face in those walls again if you took my championship! Joy Giovanni.. my closest female friend with a couple of exceptions.. the person i've trained with.. and the first ever person i tagged with.. no way do I want to lose the title to her! Hell she even lost last week to that newbie Jessica.. the one with the "Real" boobs.. as if that's an achievement! She's a fucking red head.. and you lost to her.. oh.. no offence Christy.. but that is kinda low! To lose to a red head.. god I don't think leaving the company would deal with the disgrace of that! Though I suppose you are a brunette and not allowed success.. and you do have a crappy theme song.. I mean come on.. "Don't 'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.." what kinda words are they for you Joy? You make the fucking polar ice caps look hot with your looks.. and your wrestling ability makes the Mean Street Posse look like... WRESTLING GODS! I've never known anyone like you Joy.. just a few months hard work eith the right trainer and you could be like... second best.. but you just don't put in the effort to achieve those heights! So Joy.. when you step into that ring this week.. and your crappy little spur of the moment theme song blasts out.. and then you get hit by the FU and taste it for months to come.. just remember one thing.. Jackie Cena is ALWAYS the superior athelete.. and she never EVER loses!"
Cena: "Well you seem to be forgetting one little aspect honey.. i'm the special guest referee... you can't even POSSIBLY lose!"
Jackie: "Ha well anythings possible I suppose... she could like knock us both out and move your hand and steal my title or something.. but miracles only happened thousands of years ago... when that guy came to earth and turned water into wine and walked on water... whoever he was.. some Cena wannabe no doubt... saw into the future and thought "Yea.. I wannabe him.. but I just dont cut it...", but either way, miracles like that don't happen commonly anymore.. the last one would be Wes Ikeda winning the IC Title from John... that was a freaking miracle! But against Jackie... they don't come like that! I've never been beaten... not once in my long career, and nobody will ever claim my name! YOu may have seen recently that we have visitors all the way from merry old England.. and Joy.. one of them was the sweetest little child i've ever seen.. and that finalised my plans to one day, not immediately but in the forseeable future.. walk away to raise my own family! When I do that.. I will retire undefeated.. with the only blotch on my record being the single draw I obtained against Amy Dumas.. the rest will all be victories of the great Jackie Cena.. most dominant female the EMF has ever seen! I don't care who you bring to the ring Joy.. hell bring the whole of fucking Revolution.. including Chris Masters.. see if I care.. because not even with a million people fighting for you.. would you defeat me. Beating Jackie.. well I don't quite know what it requires.. coz it's never been done! BUt for Joy to win.. I know just what that requires.. It needs either to be some match where the loser shows her underwear... so Joy's so desperate to keep her little secret under wraps that she can beat anyone... or else it needs Jackie to take out the opponents with an FU and score the pinfall for her! That's the only way Joy's ever won come to think of it.. and she's only EVER beaten Chyna.. no wonder she keeps challenging her! She could even lose to Jessica in a rematch.. and that would be fucking funny.. two losses in a row to the same person! God.. the only person to best that is Rylee.. with her 3 losses against... who.. oh.. yours truely beat her.. not once.. not twice.. but THREE times.. and Joy has lost to her all those times! that's pretty god damn low Joy.. then again.. who haven't you lost to? I'm going to beat you with my eyes closed.. one FU and you're be just about dead.. and I can't take any responsibility for any long lasting damage you may sustain as a result of me attacking you.. i'm sorry but that's just the way life works.. especially wehn you're on the wrong side from the woman who has her heart set on setting the women's division alight for as many months as is humanly possible! Hell i've got Sierra on the horizon.. I don't need to be worrying about anyone who's theme recently changed from one telling us to "Be Ourself..." come on... if we're not ourselfs then who the bloody hell are we? THe toothfairy... Adolf Hitler... for fuck sake get a life.. and a better theme... and NOT one you only picked coz the band name reminded you of yourself... the Pussy Cat Dolls indeed... well the first bit is certainly true for you Joy! THen again.. my theme is so much clearly better... nice and generic.. could be anyone but NO it's the worlds greatest superstar ever! But it's not a battle of the themes... if it was we all know Chyna would be the champ by now and we'd all be a smeer on the wall only dreaming of one day climbing to the great heights that she has! But Joy.. in all honesty.. I don't fear you.. and why don't I? Because you've done nothing with yourself! People thought you dated Chris Masters.. but he got so bored of waiting around for you he went and found Christy Hemme.. and just when it looked like you were about to win a Fatal 4 ay and prove yourself.. you even managed to fuck that up! Hell you even managed to lose to Little Miss Tiny Tits last week.. though for your credit you did something that caught my attention... you countered the FU! BUt do you know why you pulled it off Joy? Because the person hitting hit was absolutely a fucking retard who how she got in here I don't know! She probabaly offered Mike the smallest breasts he could ever see in exchange for a contract.. and he accepted because he thought she was so ridicuously stupid she'd be worth the laugh.. and nobody ever dremaed she'd pull of a win but guess what.. she did.. against you! Hell if a newbie can beat you... who else can... Bringer of Chaos could beat you... Chyna could probably beat you at another attempt coz she'd have higher morale than you.. and hell i'd go as far as to say the psychopath Mr Chaos could beat you.. you've just sunk that low at the moment. Can I pull ou out of it? Of course I can. Will I pull you out of it? You got a good chance if you stick in my good books bitch! Stay away from my title.. one shot.. thats all! You lose.. you come crawling back and beg me for help.. and I will do so.. and you will be fine... that's a promise. I know you wont win so we don't have to go into that.. but if you DARE to challenge again.. your career and life as you know it are OVER and there will be nothing you can do about it! If you turn your back on Cena... god i love saying that.. you will pay.. and you will suffer! The FU is an extremely painfall move.. you may have dodged it last week... but beleive me.. you wont be so lucky again.. and that.. that Joy is a fucking promise!"
Cena: "Yea.. only one person in the industry of this fed has survived an FU from a REAL Cena.. and believe me Joy cannot and will not make that 2! Joy Giovanni is a nasty peice of work.. and I know you trust her and all.. but I can;t for the life of me think why!"
Jackie: "She was the first women in the fed that didn't want to spill my guts over the nearest wall.. and the first to actually act like a friend towards me. For that I will always have the respect for her.. but if she's my opponent, no amount of respect will save her life in that ring. I've never lost before.. and I don't intend to start losing this week.. so Joy.. you better watch yourself when you face Jackie.. because if you let your guard down, even for a second.. YOUR MINE! Word Life"
(Hearing she's finished, Cena collects up the glasses and the scene fades.)
