||- Foreword -||




(Introduction- Jackie Cena, the most dominant female in the EMF. Only this week, it's not her normal one on one match that she's used to winning with ease. This week, Jackie teams up with someone who has recently been a friend to her, Joy Giovanni, in a tag team match featuring the woman she recently beat for the womens title, Rylee. The identity of Rylee's partner is still unknown to Jackie, but that wont bother her one bit. She knows she can beat any Diva in the EMF, with the possible exception to Amy, but knows that Amy will have better things to do then get involved in a match, especially seeing as that rivalry is long over. So whoever Rylee has, whether it be Chyna, Victoria, or some diva Jackie hasn't thought of.. she couldn't care less because she's confident that either way, she'll walk out with another victory under her belt!)

(The scene opens. Jackie and Cena are shown siting on the sofa, watching TV, when the doorbell rings. They look to eachother, wondering who it could be. Jackie gets up and answers the door. Standing there is Joy Giovanni (the only person who ever rings that door bell...) and she looks pleased to see Jackie open the door.)

Joy Giovanni: "Jackie, have you seen the shockwave card!! Big News!!"

Jackie: "Let me guess... i'm facing you for the title and you come to say you think you can beat me... HA!"

Joy Giovanni: "No even better! We're gonna be tag partners!!!"

Jackie: "Oh my god really!! Tag wrestling.. thats gonna be so neat!"

Joy Giovanni: "Yea I know... I can't wait to team up with you!!!"

Cena: "Ok girls calm down... Tag wrestlings awesome but you don't have to get so excited about it...."

Jackie: "Oh yea.. sorry Mr Tag Team Champion... but Joy seriously come in, have a drink and lets talk bout the match!"

Joy Giovanni: "Alright, but I can only stay for a little while, coz I got somewhere to be later."

Jackie: "That's fine.. stay as long as you want!"

Joy Giovanni: "Thanks Jackie!"

(Joy enters the house and sits down whilst Jackie goes to get drinks. When she returns, Jackie addresses her husband.)

Jackie: "John.. it would be really great if you could ask us a few things about our match.... please?"

Cena: "For you.. anything Jackie."

(Joy laughs at this comment. Cena ignores it and continues.)

Cena: "So Joy.. who did you say you were facing?"

Joy Giovanni: "That's just it... I have no idea! It says on the card, Rylee and ???"

Jackie: "HA, trying to psych us out... whos it gonna be... Chyna... or Victoria.... Chyna.... or Victoria.... someone who can't wrestle.. or someone else equally as shit! Who the hell cares, it's an easy win!"

Joy Giovanni: "Too right! I already did better than both of those in that stupid fatal four way Rylee stole victory in... this is my change at pay back.. at revenge.. i'm not screwing it up! And you Jackie... you've been a good friend to me.. I don't want to let you down!"

Jackie: "Oh don't worry, you wont. I could beat all three of the women being talked about on my own! But that doesn't matter. I will give you your shot at revenge on Rylee, don't you worry about that. Between the two of us, we are going to destroy her! Bit by bit we will soften her down.. until we are ready to strike, and end her career. NObody would beat the team of Joy and Jackie... nobody! I know i have not known you long.. but I already trust you, and i'm sure this match will only build that. I know you have your own goals of my title, and i'm sure we will have our match, but I remain hopeful that when that is said and done, we can go back to being the friends that we are now. But for now let me talk about Rylee! Rylee is the woman that won the fatal 4 way match of the four biggest contenders to my championship. She battled hard and got the win, even if it was only because she cheaply threw you out of the ring! But I beat her without even thinknig about it, she was just so easy it was untrue. I don't know how she ever managed to win a match... that's how easy it was! And she goes on about how she's going to be champion, but she knows deep down that it will never EVER be true! I've been Women's champ for a good 4 months now.. and that's not ever gonig to change. Hell it can't change this week anyway.. it's a TAG TEAM match.. but for what it's worth, Jackie still wont lose. I'm undefeated in the EMF... you got it right... UNDEFEATED! No other woman can say that... not Rylee... not Victoria... certainly not Chyna... not Trish... not Hemme... not ANYONE! I'm the womens champion for a reason god damn it, and Rylee, not you or anybody else will take that away from me! I don't care who her partner is.. becuase Joy is better than any partner she could have... and i'm worlds better than Rylee! This match shouldn't even have been booked... though i'mm glad it was. I'll happily beat the fuck out of any woman in this federation, and they'd all prove just so bloody easy. I don't care who her partner is... all I care about is that fact that either myself or Joy score the winning pin fall, preferably against Rylee because I know that as bad as she is, she'd probably better than whatever little partner she's got herself for this match! Let's face it there are only two divas in this fedration besides the three already in the match that bother to wreslte most weeks... Chyna and Victoria! Neither of them are better than Joy... so neither of them make up even a fraction of the gulf in qulity that there is between myself and Rylee! Rylee has a ton of confidence.. and a ton of mouth... but not a pound of talent... and that's where she falls so tragically short. She said her match with Joy would be "all about skill".. but to me she showed no skill, and nothing that makes me afraid of facing her this week. It is going to be an easy win for myself and Joy, and an easy way to get some well needed wrestling in.. you see when your such a dominant champion as I am.. you don't wrestle that often.. coz there's just no need for it! But this match is going to be over in the blink of an eye. It doesn't matter at all to me really, the whole match that is, the only thing I care about is that Rylee leanrs the lesson once and for all that she cant, and never will be able to beat Jackie Cena, the Extreme Measures Federation Women's Champion! I don't care if she hits the high rise on the both of us.. somehow we'd survive.. because us losing to Rylee would be an absolute disgrace... and something I could never forgive myself for! But I want to send her a little message.. one that no matter how hard she trys... I'll always be the top of the women's mountain.. and the top of the WORLD of womens wrestling! I'm the best women's wrestler of all time... and my record speaks for itself.. no losses whatsoever! I'll be damned if Rylee and any bullshit partner can stop me.. that's for damn certain! I mean, Joy herself almost beat Rylee just last week.. it's the top two divas in the EMF Vs the best of the bottom-barrell girls and another one of her chosing.. hell if this was a game of soccer in a school playground, people would be asking to switch teams coz we'd be so far ahead of the competition. It's really a joke match, just thrown together for the guys to get a good luck at two hot young divas, and for the girls to feel lucky their not as ugly as Chyna, Victoria and Rylee! hell, why don't they make it a three on two handicap.. me and Joy would still win it hands down! To put things simply.. Rylee used to have a decent record. She came here, beat Chyna, then beat her again along with Joy and Victoria... but now she's just gone from bad to worse. I think when I beat her she got the taste of losing in her mouth and enjoyed it! Since then she's not only come so close to losing to Joy.. but she's lost all the respect anyone could possibly have ever had for her. I'm the unbeaten, newly married womens champion.. and whats she... just pure trash! One of the worst in ring performers i've ever seen... I mean she brags about these achievements.. but anyone could pin Chyna twice... thats not exactly rocket science! She has no achievements.. nothing to make her be able to say shes better than me, Joy or anybody else... she's not a top athelete, and I do not fear her whatsoever!"

Cena: "Well you certainly don't think much of Rylee... and you seemed convinced her partner is either Chyna or Victoria... why don't you take us through both of them and let me know what you think. Joy you have more history with Chyna... why don't you taker her?"

JOy Giovanni: "Well i've been in the ring with her twice.. in two very special matches. The lingerie match I beat her in was not too bad, because although the public had to suffer her figure.. they got to see mine too! However I apologise for the evening gown match, making you suffer her when you all had your hopes of me! But did you see who beat Chyna that day? Yes I did.. but with the help of Jackie Gayda... my soon to be Tag partner! We were a great team that day.. and we will be a great team anyday we are put together! We are not like other teams.. because we do not bitch and argue! We may not be up there competing for the tag titles... HA that wold be uite funny though... but as far as women go, nobody will touch us! And we may be about to fight it out over the Womens Championship, but as we said before, that will be for ONE match, and wont come between us.. at least I hope it wont... I don't know how Jackie will take to losing her title but hey I suppose we'll find out! Butt if her partner is Chyna... let me just say this, you are, without a doubt, the joke of the womens division. You haven't won a single match in anyones memory... people like Jackie are building winning streaks... your just trying to enter the record books for losing to everyone! At the end of the day it's pathetic that a competitor like you is still here after all those loses... after all those defeats.. and I just find it sad that you can't even win one bloody match! If it is you that partners Rylee... I feel sorry for her.. because once she partners her.. who knows how long it'll take her to halt the losing streak you'll rub off onto her. But either way.. as long as Rylee is competing with the top divas, she'll be on a losing streak anyway, and wont need help from low life like Chyna. The FU or the Bitch-Slap Kick will easily put away any diva that steps through those ropes.. so what do we have to fear? Oh no Rylee is comnig... with another Diva we've beaten a hundred times.. but in seriousness, Ireally hope it is Chyna, so I can take my personal record over her to 3 wins and no losses. That would just be amazing, considering she's been here for a lot longer than me, and is a former WWE Intercontinental Champion... how I really do not know though. There's no way she could beat any woman in the EMF, even with a heaped up stipulation like the woman had her arms ties behind her back or was blindfolded... Chyna would still lose... so compare that to her WWE days when she was their equivalent of Wes Ikeda... though from what John tells me that's not saying too much anyway! But really, no matter whether it's Chyna, or Victoria.. it's an easy win... an easy morale boost.. and an easy excuse to beat down on Rylee and whatever diva is picked to partner her!"

Cena: "Hey Chyna's not THAT bad... she was, may i remind you.. one half of Revolution at one stage!"

Joy: "Was she half and you, Freddy, Rhyno and Trish the other half then?"

(Cena and Jackie can't help laughing at this, before Cena continues with his interview session.)

Cena: "Well moving on then.. what if the mystery Diva is Victoria? Jackie, how do you feel about the prospect of facing a Diva you have never faced before?"

Jackie: "The only reason I have never faced her is because she is not talented enough to earn the right to face Jackie Cena! And the reason she hasn't been is because she loses to hte likes of her possible partner Rylee, who I can brush off without a care in the world. My match with Rylee was one where if you blink, you missed it! It was over that quickly... yet Victoria couldn't even get the job done against her! It's quite sad really that our diva section has such pathetic challengers... and that I can defeat them all without trying. I wanted to put womens wrestling back on the map.. to show that women can fight too... but it's just not possible because nobody out there can give me a good match! Amy Dumas did.. but in the end her fiery temper ended up meaning neither of us will ever know who is the truely better competiter. However, even if Amy is equal to me or hell, even if you think she's better than me... I can guarentee she wont be emerging from behind that curtain to partner Rylee. I'm sure she'd much rather be sitting around dreaming of marraige.. or fucking up World Championship matches.. no disrespect to her, but I just feel there are so many things Amy could do that would be a better use of her time than trying to stop Rylee's ship from sinking this week! Why would you deliberately get involved in a match that, no matter what, you cannot win because your partner is so god damn bad? It makes no sense from Amy's point of view, or for the match as a whole, because all it does is open up the whole Jackie Vs Amy stuation again, and that's not what either of us want. Amy was my guest at my wedding, and although I may have put our relationship behond the point of ever being considered "friends", I still remian hopefull that my olive branch was enough to drive all the bad blood out of the situation, and I hope that the fact that she caught my bouquet does eventually bring her the good luck that she needs in that area of her life, because to be honest, everybody needs that little bit of luck in order for their boyfriend to propose at just the right time where you know that no matter what, your going to say yes! So with that said, it just leave me to say that wrstling wise, i'm better than anyone else... even if not quite yet the best there is... but I will easily defeat Rylee... Chyna.. Victoria... Mae YOung.. Fabulous Moolah.. Stephanie McMahon... Tori... The Revolution Wannabe Rita Van Toad anyone else you could possibly have as a partner... hell all of them together... coz I'm Miss Jackie.. the new Cena around here... and just like my husband i'm gonig to have success... i'm gonig to be respected for my ability.. and I will not lose no matter who this comapny throws at me! Not one of them could taste the FU and survive... hell it would probably kill half of them.. and then you will see whos laughing. I will prove to you all just what Miss Jackie can do.. just how great a champion I am, and once i'm bored of that... i'll kick more ass just for good measure! Nobody will ever beat me.. and nobody but myself will ever be womens champion again! I don't care what any of you think.. and what any of you say.. coz i'm not gong to lose, be it a tag match.. a handicap match.. a tite match... i don't care what it is, who it is and where it is.. because if Jackie Cena is in it.. she's winning it! There's a tip for you King... Bet on that!"

Cena: "Very nice girls.. and your by far the hottest tag team ever to compete in wrestling... if I may say so..."

Joy Giovanni: "Oh be careful Jackie... I think your husbands coming on to me..."

Cena: "You wish Joy..."

Joy Giovanni: "Oh wait i'm not a red head... what interest would you have in me...."

Jackie: "Well neither am I... HIS WIFE!"

Joy Giovanni: "Calm down.. sorry that's Chris isn't it! Sorry I was mistaken."

(Joy gives John a smile... but he's not really comfortable with the way she looked at him. She continues...)

Joy Giovanni: "But anyway on our match... it really doesn't matter who we face does it..."

Jackie: "No it doesn't... but what does matter is.. Cena and Nick win one tag match and have a huge bash... we need to have one too Joy!"

Joy Giovanni: "Hmm i'm not really in the mood... what about a celebratory dinner just the three of us... that's if John wants to come..."

Cena: "Don't think Jackie would let me miss it do you...?"

Jackie: "Damn right your not missing it... your paying for it! How about saturday night Joy?"

Joy Giovanni: "Saturday's no good for me... how about sunday?"

Jackie: "Sunday is good... what time do you want to meet?"

Joy Giovanni: "Err... about 8 I think would be good... it will be less packed if we go later!"

Jackie: "Ok that's settled then... just give me a ring, tell me which restaurant you want.. and me and John will see you there at 8!"

Cena: "No i'll choose it now... there's a place round the corner I really want to go to... went last week with Chris.. it's lovely and we can all drink then coz it's so local..."

Joy: "Wouldn't you rather get out a bit more..."

Jackie: "Nah i'd like to try it too... lets go there Joy!"

Joy Giovanni: "Alright i'm outnumbered... it better be nice though! Anyway I should be off... I guess i'll see you all sunday..."

Jackie: "Alright then Joy.. i'll see you to the door!"

(Jackie and Joy go to the door. Cena leans back, thinknig about what just happened. Joy had seemed insistant on meeting him at that time.. on that day.. just a coincedence? Then again she had hinted about red heads... was she really confused with Chris? How could she be with Jackie sitting right there? He thought back... Chris has handed him the envelope.. which come to think of it was... extremely plain! Then it clicked into place... he had found a new peice of evidence he didn't have before... and narrowed it right down! He was almost certain of who had seen him.. and he would do what he could now to get advantage of the situation. Jackie returns.. and John sits up, greeting her and asking her to sit down with him. He places an arm around her, and says to her..)

Cena: "You know, I don't think your gonna have any trouble beating whatever divas they throw at you next week honey!"

Jackie: "No I know that... and Joy is a great competiter in her own right.. I just don't know anything about tag team wrestling. The few times I tried it in WWE it was, to put it lightly... completely horrible.. and i'm not all the fussed on it myself. I'm sure we can win.. I know we can but it's just.. what if it goes like the other times! What if its a terrible mess like all those other occasions when I tried it! I'm sure in the EMF I wont have that problem... the female competition is not as feirce... I mean.. some divas back in WWE could really fight.. and I was never that successful back then... mainly though because I was happier just doing bikini contests and whatever else. Now that i'm an experianced competitor, and a successful champion, I guess it's time to try and put to bed the nightmare, put away the past, and finally wrestle a decent Tag Team Match! I've been trained by the very best at it... one half of the tag team champions, and now Jackie Gayda will finally show she can fight a good tag team fight.. and will prove to the world just how dominant she is!"

(Cena smiles at Jackie, and the two switch back on their video they were watching, as the scene fades out.)

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