(Introduction- Jackie Cena has the most perfect life a woman could ever dream of. She is married to an extremely rich, good looking and famous EMF star, who has held multiple championships and is currently the EMF Extreme Champion. She herself is the most successful woman wrestler of the last year, having ended the run of Trish Stratus, and notched up multiple chmpionship defences spanning over many months. She also lives in a house with many people, all of which she has good relationshis with. Her husband's good friend Chris, and his girlfriend Christy Hemme. But right at the center of it all... is Jackie's best friend, and the final person lodging in the Cena household, Natasha Jones. To Jackie, Natasha is a good friend, who took the job of house cleaner to earn some good money, and so she could meet new people and get to know a few members of the wrestling community. However.. she is so much more. For unknown to Jackie, Nat had a little announcement which she attempted to make to John last time they met.. but failed to do. Nat still hasn't got the words out, but for those who managed to translate what she was saying, life for Jackie Cenacould soon turn completely upside down. However, on the horizon of Jackie's life for the moment is her next defence of the womens championship.She is up against a woman she has prviously defeated on 2 occasions already.. defeating her one on one for the championship, and in a tag team match when she teamed with Joy to defeat Rylee and Chyna. So, undoubtably, the new Mrs Cena is extremely confident with this match of her horizon, and life.. as she knows it.. could not possibly be any better!"
(Our scene opens. John Cena is shown sitting in his back garden, on the floor, with a beer in his hand. Jackie Gayda is sitting in between his legs, and he is holding her with his beer free hand. They appear deep in conversation, when Chris Masters appears with Christy Hemme.)
Chris Masters: "Well don't you two look cosy..."
Cena: "Are we not allowed to.. we are man and wife...."
Chris Masters: "Oh no i'm not saying that... just saying.. it's surprising your both so relaxed..."
Cena: "And why shouldn't we be exactly...."
Jackie: "I know what he means... my womens title defence in a copule of days... i've thought of nothing but that recently...."
Cena: "Oh you got another one... who is it this time... Chyna... or someone equally poor..."
Jackie: "Well yea... but.. it's Rylee... equally poor but somewhat a bigger name huh..."
Cena: "Yes you could say... but she's hardly a threat to the great Jackie Cena...."
Christy: "Yea he's right.. your the most awesome wrestler i've ever seen Jackie..."
Jackie: "Thank you... though it doesn't make defending this belt any easier... but of course I will do whatever it takes. God knows I can beat Rylee... i've done it often enough.. but this time feels different. Not different as in I think i'll lose.. but just something feels odd. It feels as though... as though Rylee herself KNOWS whats coming.. and all the fans know whats coming... but that in itself puts pressures on me.. because before, if I lost I lost. Now i'm 100% expected to win... and I know that if I slip up, it'll be a joke for years to come to these people.People will see me, and i'll be known as "that woman who couldn't beat poor pathetic Rylee!" Hell my reputation already took a battering when Sierra beat me down last week... do you really think im going to let anything else pull me any further down? I'm going to win this match in a record breaking time... people can forget 25 second matches in WWE coz this will be FU and out... 5 seconds maximum... and Jackie retains the title! I'm going to show that i'm the most dominant femalt to EVER live... and i'm gonig to send a message to Sierra by well and truely disfiguring Rylee in that ring! She has to be fucking stupidm to want to face me again agter I kicked her twice before... but that's her choice. I guess she's just hell bent on learning from the best.. I admire her guts... her determination... but will she ever be able to beat Jackie Cena... will she or anyone else ever be womens champion again... you can bet not! My record speaks for itself.. undefeated in ALL matches... even in tag team matches! You couldn't even beat me when all you had to do was pin Joy to pick up the win... guess what... you failed that! That's just pathetic... you couldn't beat me even when I had a handicap! Yea I like Joy... i'm an admirer of Joy's ability... but lets face it... if ever your gonna beat Jackie it's going to be when she has a tag team partner who you can pin as an alternative. But no.. Rylee even failed that.. so I can rest safe in the knowledge that there is really no physical way that Rylee can beat me! Hell she's only really beaten Chyna and Joy since she came here... and I could do that with my eyes closed. Rylee may have made a big name of herself by winnnig a fatal four way... but seriously.. I acieved more in a single week in the EMF than she has in the months that she's been under Mike's emplyoment. I mean... i've become so dominant that even Sierra wanted to rush back from injury to try and take me down... it's her I should be facing... not a no-hoper like Rylee! She has a finisher that probably couldn't put away a single celled organism... and a face that would even scare of Mr Exorcism Chaos! And let's face it.. who ever heard of a successful brunette wrestler? I'm living proof blondes can kick ass... and altohugh I hate to admit it... a few red heads tasted glory... but brunettes... never in a million years! I'd rather dye my hair red then see a brunette disgrace this championship... and that's saying something... but what would Rylee ever possibly do with it? Lost it in her first defence... quite probably... and it would probably just be straight back into the Cena family.. so why not just leave it be... and not bother fighting me this week. Hell she can come out and give it 110%.. but even she knows it will be a waste of her time and mine. The match will be over before you can say "Sierra is a jealous bitch", and Rylee will, once again, be inferior to the awesome presence that is Jackie Cena! The FU... the Leg Drop... all my moves spell disaster for my opponents.. and Rylee has tasted them more than any other woman to grace the EMF stage. I really couldn't care less how much pain I inflict on her this week... as long as it's a lot! But i'm not gonig to lose any sleep over Rylee breaking an arm... or a leg... or anything worse that could happen to her. I'm not gonig to break down and cry if she tries one too many times to beat Jackie, and ends up losing her career over it. If I hit one too many FU and they finish her off... or if she pulls some kind of knee ligament and can't ever walk again.. it wont by my fault... She simply should have quit after I handed her her ass the first time... that's how simple it is. If she'd walked away... or became a manager... or whatever else... there would be no problem! If she'd just accepted the fact she'd never beat Jackie... she'd be ok.. and not in line for a disapointment like she will recieve this saturday. SHe just needs to grasp the concenpt of the ladder that there is in this womens divison. Top of that ladder is me... Miss Jackie Cena, Womens CHampion, most dominant champion in modern history... then there is all the women to hold this title previously... and then the newcomers, the ones that are un-tried, and un-tested. Below them come the veterans... like Chyna, and below them is the dirt on the floor... the life at the bottom of the pond... and then finally.. the wanabies that will never hold the title... but believe they can.. the people like Rylee! She's the lowest of the low... and I just hope she realises it. I'm not here to have a debate..i'd much rather do all my talknig in the ring.. but it's just when people bring up my matches, I feel I have a lot to get off my chest about them... and I need to tell people exactly how i'm feeling when it comes to my opponents in the ring and the people who crave my title!"
Cena: "Hey.. if you want to get anything non-verbal off your chest.. feel free..."
Jackie: "Is that all you can ever think about... when your gonna get layed next...."
(Cena looks slightly taken aback.. then realises she's only referring to herself....)
Cena: "Of course not... I was meaning... err... there is no way out of it is there?"
Jackie: "No, much like there will be no way out for Rylee this week once she steps through those ropes to challenge for my title. She could run away... and if she was smart maybe she would.. but that's not her style.. she wouldn't wanna let down lover-boy Chris now would she? He comes to her house every week hor an "interview"... who is she kidding? And then she had the nerve to come out last week and go on about ho she wasn't the woman pinned.... WHAT DOES THAT MATTER! She let her team lost... something I did not do! Rylee has beaten Joy on 2 previous occasions... but I point blank refused to let that become three times... and I stopped Rylee ever getting anywhere near the win! BUt does Rylee come out and congratulate Jackie... no she doesn't... and you want to know why that is? Because she's fucking jealous of my championship... that's why! She's jealous of the fact that I got gold.. and she got nothing. She's been in the federation about four times longer than I had when I was crowned champion... but some women are just born for greatness and others... are just born to be whors like Rylee. You just know she's fucking that Jason security guard guy behind Chris's back... and if you ask me... people who cheat ae seriously the scum of the earth! You'd never catch me doing anything like that... because it's just against all my morale values.. but some people... don't appear to have any... like Rylee... and that's why it will be made all the sweeter when I pin her ass following an FU on shockwave! I've done it before, and i'll do it again... and Rylee... this time it's gonig to be even more embaressing for you. You see... you may have won fatal four ways.. or beaten Joy GIovanni.. but no diva.. NOT ONE SINGLE DIVA has ever lost to me 3 times before... you're about to become my first! Three defeats by the same name.. isn't that embaressing Rylee? Doesn't that make you want to crawl into a hole and just let the earth swallow you up? That just means that no matter what... you will NEVER be anywhere near the quality offered by Miss Jackie Cena! No matter how much you improve.. i'll own you if I defeat you for a 3rd time in a row. You'd never frget the name... the ony woman that no mateer what... you will never EVER be greater than! Jackie Cena is womens wrestling around here...nobody has ever come close.. and nobody ever will! I'm the female equivalent of Bret Hart... the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be! Not one woman in this federaion's history can claim to have beaten Jackie Gayda... and tht puts me behond the likes of Ashlee Ikeda and The Black Widow.... that makes me the all time GREATEST womens champion! No matter who yo are.. you can't argue with me.. coz YOU have never beaten me! I'm the unstoppable force.. the unbreakable one.. no matter who gets in my way.. Jackie Cena will prevail And Rylee can try again and again.. but no matter what... it just wont quite happen. Hell she can name the stipulation... she an have me blindfolded with my hands and feet tied together.. and she'd still find some way to lose to me! They always say in sport you can have all the chances.. but if you dont score you don't win.. and, even though Rylee wont be getting any chances.. even if she did flukily manage to pull off a high rise or something.. she still would not take the oppertunity and put me away... and why? Simply because she can't! I could beat her if the only move I could legally use was a slap.. i'd still take her down. She's just not in my league.. not in my world! I'm Jackie Cena, and I don't want people forgetting that! My husband is one of the most successful superstars in the EMF's history... a long reigning TV Champion... former IC and Tag CHampion, the current Extreme Champion.. and not to mention, the winner of the 2005 ELIMINATION CHAMBER! So if you don't mind Rylee.. we are a really wrestling basd family. Our good friends are wrestlers.. we both are the best at what we do, and we don't need the likes of you getting in our way! But this time.. this time I will forcefully pick you up and throw you out of my way! I said there was no way out.. but I lied! The one route out for you Rylee.. is when I absolutely destroy you, and plunge you right down into the deep depths oh hell, and show you things you've never before experianced! I'm gonig to show you just what pain is.. and teach you the lessons you can only learn from being in the ring.. bout from any book or any amount of training... like how do get your ass handed to you by the superior athelete.. or how to accpet defeat.. not that I kno anything of that but i'm sure the way I beat you will teach you lots about it. You will learn from me just how to accept victory as well... something you can use when you face other scum like Chyna that loiter around this place! Rylee.. if your watching, it's an understatement to say I don't rate you as a competitor, but I hope when I beat you, you will FINALLY give up this stupid obsession you have with tryin to beat me, and finally do what most of the girls here do.. go on to be a manager or something.. because quite simply, you could never cut it as women's champion... take that from me! Rylee.. I may have shattered your dreams before.. but i'll have no problem doing it again.. and come Shockwave.. I will!"
Chris Masters: "But what about your attack from Sierra... can you really be 100% going into this match?"
Jackie: "You obviously don't know me very well if you think that bothers me in the slightest! Has Jackie Gayda ever needed to be 100% to defeat anyone in her life? I could beat any woman in this federation at 50%.. god even 10%.. I do not need to be 100%.. but I am! No little attack could stop me going into a match at my very best.. and ready to win it. I will never be defeated, never be stopped.. and never be hindered by any surprise attack from behind that catches me off guard. Yes.. Sierra got the better of me.. but it was a cheap shot, a cheap sick thing to do.. just to take me by surprise and beat me into the ground! My anger at her, however, will only boil up and explode on Rylee this weekend... so for that I thank her. That's right.. im thanking the woman who beat me down last week... because Sierra... your time to face Jackie will come! You'll step in the ring.. you'll face me... and you'll lose.. then I will have my revenge! But before that, i'm going to utalize what you gave me. YOu gave me a gift.. a passion to win... to prove that you beating me down was ONLY to do with the surprise factor. I'm gonig to prove that Sierra got lucky and that Jackie Gayda.. can kick anyones ass that gets in her way, and that Rylee is nothing but a wannabe who can chase my title for as long as she wants coz when push comes to shove.. I just win every god damn time!"
Cena: "Confidence always was one of your best qualitys honey.. just tell me though.. whatis it about Rylee that means shes always the little bit ahead of your other contenders..."
Jackie: "I guess just the fact that she has the smallest sliver of talent, which puts her above people like Chyna... and a huge dose of luck that puts her above Joy. I know they say that sometimes your better off being lucky then good... but if your REALLY bad like Rylee... no amount of luck will save you... no amount of luck will guide you to victory... and you will just learn, one defeat after another, that you simply cannot cut it with the top guns! No matter what she does, she wont defeat me... I can promise that... and even if Lady Luck is smiling at her... it wont do her any good... because Jackie Cena is on a mission... for it she needs this belt.. and for that reason, Rylee.. You simply CANT have it! Word Life!"
(Jackie stands up, looking reasonably satisfied with her promo. SHe pulls Cena up with her, and motions that he should follow her into the house, which he does. Thescene fades out here.)
