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(Introduction- Survival of the Fittest. The very name of this Pay Per View spreads fear throught most of the names in the EMF locker room. This pay per view brings with it blood, suffering, and a hell of a lot of losers. However, for the gifted few that step into the ring and avoid defeat, the highest honours of all can be obtained. Not only titles, but gallons of success, moutains of glory, and worlds of respect. Very few have what it takes to win at such an event, and some of the biggest names in sports entertainment have fallen at the hurdles it provides them with. They go there to fight, and to win, but very often, it is just behond them. Whether physically or mentally.. many are not prepared for such an immense challenge, but those who are, are able to reap its rewards. For those fortunate few, there is no limit to what they can obtain.It was only 365 short days ago, that the six finalists from an immense battle royal match, set foot inside the demonic elimination chamber to determine the owner of the vacanted EMF World Championship. For them it was an oppertunity to prove they were the best the EMF had to offer... but only one could be a winner... the rest, talented as they were, had to go home as losers! Bloodied and battered..five men one by one were pinned, until only The Vortex of Destruction Josh Hanley was left standing.. or rather.. not standing, but alive in the match. Hanley was awarded the World Heavyweight Title for his efforts.. but compared to the glory, fame and respect it earnt him, it was a very.. VERY small prize. That match would then go on to win match of the year for 2004... but this is no longer 2004... nor is there still a Josh Hanley competing for the World Title.. but come Survival of the Fittest 2005... we wont just go one better.. but SIX BETTER! This time not six.. but twelve men will walk into that same chamber.. and not one.. but two of them will leave the demonic structure with gold strapped around their waist! To date, only nine identities are known.. with four teams entering being confirmed, and another man confirming his spot. first up, we have the rookie team of Cloud and Tidus. Plucked somewhere from the computer gaming world.. they found theirselves in the EMF.. and find themselves being handed a soht at the EMF Tag Titles in only their 2nd tag match together. Then we have former tag team champions Neddie Guerrero and Michael De Kreek. They carried the belts for many months, before losing to the recently split tag champions Angelus and Punisher, and relinquishing their grip on the belts. Now, however, they reform, ready to fight and try and obtain what they had become so accustomed to holding before. Then there is the new team of Intercontinental Champion Wes Ikeda, and former Extreme Champion Scotty Kincaid. Both are accomplished singles atheletes.. but will they work well as a team.. only time will tell. Then there is the man who was, or you could argue still is one half of the tag team champions.. Angelus Archer! He is also the man that defeated The Vortex of Destuction to graps the EMF World Heavyweight title, which he holds today depite a small blip against Chris Benoit. His partner is still unknown.. but even more mystifying, so is both halfs of team 5.. who remain anonimous. However team 6 is the one we are mainly interested in.. team 6 is the team that has been together the longest, know eachother the best.. and ultimately, the team that will be one of the favourites to repeat Hanley's amazing achievement of leaving the chamber, holding the new gold high. We speak of course of the EMF Extreme Champion John Cena, and his partner and long term friend, Dude Nick. The two have the kind of bond that you need to be a successful pair of Tag Champs, and are both well accomplished wrestlers... so who better to walk out of Survival of the fiittest holding the gold? Well.. at the end of the day whichever team does, you an bet your bottom doller it will be one hell of a match!)
Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena
(The scene opens. We are just days away from the EMF's huge 12 man elimination chamber match to decide the holders of the Tag Team Championships.. which were thrown into uproar after Punisher and Angelus split up whilst still holding the covated belts. Also last week, Cena was overheard talking about his plans to propose to girlfriend Miss Jackie. We join the loved up couple sitting at home, watching the a re-run of last weeks Shockwave, where John Cena was able to capture the EMF Extreme Title. Cena has his title over his shoulder, and the Women's title sits on thier table. Jackie is leaning closeto Cena, and he has his arm round her. Cena shudders as he watches himself FU Archaos, and pick up the win. Jackie looks at him, and breaks the silence.)
Jackie: "Are you alright John... you seem kinda tense.."
Cena: "It.. err... well... it's nothing honey."
Jackie: "Come on.. you don't get anything past your fiance... what's troubling you..."
Cena: "I have NOT asked you yet.. so DO NOT call yourself that..."
Jackie: "Ok come on.. you telll me what's bothering you... or i'm going out and you wont be seeing me again today! And that would mean that Mr Extreme champion would have to sleep all by himself... and I know how much you'd hate that!"
Cena: "Alright, alright.. I suppose I better be honest! It's just... this match this week... i'm a bit nervous to be honest honey. Stepping into the chamber.. it's not something i've EVER done before! It's not even like anything i've ever done before! Hell i've only ever once been in a cage match... and that was a LONG time ago.. when me and Rhyno took on Rey and RVD. God knows I did ok that night.. but it didn't go on for long... and hell.. the chamber is a million times worse than the cage! It's tons of steel... miles of chain... a load of glass also.. the thing is bloody evil! You step in.. you get destroyed.. that's the only 2 certain thins about the bloody match! Your not guarenteed a win.. your not guarenteed to last long.. your not even guarenteed any god damn respect from the people you fight.. you could be eliminated after 10 seconds.. but even if you are, you will be fucking hurting when you step out! And then there's the fact that all the biggest names in the federation are going in there.. ALL the current champions with the exception of yourself and Punisher.. it's just going to be one big huge brawl, and it wont matter how great a wrestler you are.. it's all gonna be about getting lucky... being in the right place at the right time.. and getting the falls to eliminate your opponents! I could hit 20 FUs in that cage.. and still get my ass eliminated! Hell, I could pin the fucking world champion, turn round and see that Wes or some other bastard has eliminated Nick and got me thrown out! It's just.. it's not gonna matter what I do in that cage.. I can only win if no matter WHAT they do I kick out.. and can anyone in the world kick out from being whipped through panes of glass, or chucked off a huge cell! God.. it's not a wrestling match... it's blatent hell! It's bruising... bleeding.. having your guts sprayed over the canvas.. and for what? A championship.. hell i'd do anything to get my hands on the Tag Gold.. but what if I wrestle for 2 hours.. and them get beat anyways and come out empty handed! What if I score four pin falls, and then get pipped to the post! What if i'm the greatest wrestle in that ring.. but Nick lets me down? Or worse... what if Nick is.. and I let him down? Do you know what's been happening to me since Paul announced that match? You must have seen it honey.. I am gonig insane here! I cannot eat.. I ccannot sleep... hell I can barely breath for fear of all the millions of ways that thing could go wrong! It's said to knock years off your career.. no wrestler in the right mind would be happy to go through this! It's a bloody mess.. curse the Eric Bischoff for ever inventing it in the first place! I mean.. what was wrong with a good old fasioned Triple Threat.. or a Battle Royal.. hell, why not a 6 man elimination match.. why do we even NEED the chamber? It's just a way to entertain those fucked up blood thirsty bastards that pay $50 a night to watch that kinda crap! I mean.. i'm a wrestler, not a brawler! I beat my opponents through great technical wrestling.. not by making them go head first into steel or anything! Hell, i'm the Extreme Champion.. but a hardcore match is nothing on that fucking chamber.. I can't beleive how frightning it is Jackie... HELP ME I'M GONNA SNAP HERE!!!"
Jackie: "HA.. your joking right.. how could YOU be scared of anything.."
Cena: "HA HA.. of course i'm joking baby. You think I.. the new Extreme Champion.. can fear anything those freaks throw at me! I mena.. the chamber itself might be daunting.. but look who they've thrown me in there with.. two guys that looks like they've narrowly survived drowning in Cloud and Tidus.. that son of a bitch that had to steal my IC title with a sneak roll up.. Wes.. and his lap dog, mr "Im so scared of Archaos ill give him my title.." Kincaid, the guy who thinks calling everyone gay is cool.. and his taco eating, Funaki fucking friend.. and Angelus Archer.. the man who can't intimidate humans so he takes his anger out on dogs! Come on.. give me a break! Is this the best this place has to offer? Is this the best match they can find for John Cena? Espeically when i've got the Human Wrecking Ball by my side.. things could not be easier! We step in.. do our thing like we do every week... and we walk out as the NEW Tag Team Champions of the World! Just like I did last week... when I beat Deamon Archaos and became EMF Extreme Champion! If any of those washed up has beens or complete novices think they can stand in my way.. beleive me they can think again! I'm John Cena.. the franchise player of the Extreme Measures Federation.. and the man that pus the Extreme into it with this new.. championship belt! I'm the top of the top when it comes to matches where theyre are no disqualifications and a hell of a lot of weaponary.. and that match is exactly what this match is going to be! A lot of blood.. gore.. weapons.. and we all know whos the king of that! I didn't beat Archaos for nothing last week.. I beat him to prove a fucknig point! To prove that I am championship quality, and to prove that nobody can beat me wen the match is that damn... EXTREME! There is not a man in the world that could defeat John Cena.. that could pin my shoulders down for the 3.. and the same can be said of Dude Nick! Nobody will be able to elimiante either of us.. and that's why it is absolutely impossible for anyone but us to walk out of that chamber holding the title belts! That's why it is impossible for the Extreme Champion and the Wrcking ball to be beaten.. and that's why the whole fucking world will know that John Cena is not only a champion... but a DOUBLE CHAMPION! Four times previously i've battled my heart out in an attempt to take those titles.. but all that hard work and effort came to fuck all! I've never yet found the partner who is capable of taking me to glory.. until now! That man is Dude Nick.. former holder of my title, and soon to be Intercontinental Champion also! Unfortunately for him.. he's got to go through 2 matches on one fucking night... both against one of the men i hate most in this fed... but still, if he can soften Wes up in that match, and lower his confidence by taking the Intercontinental strap.. there's no tellnig what could happen to Wes's chances inside the cell! Then that only leaves 2 teams that are unbeleivvably crap anyways, and Archer and whoever he's got lined up.. and some mystery team.. yet.. there's nobody I can think of that could challenge me.. beside BIg Pun of course.. but we all know he's not interested in the Tag Titles.. so it's just gonna be another walk over! Since I came here i've waited for a match this big.. for a REAL chance to shine.. for an oppertunity to prove I am the greatest this industry has.. but not until this weekend has it been granted to me! Not until Survival of the Fittest will I be givern a REAL match.. a REAL test.. and a REAL oppertunity! It's is not only a shot at the Tag Team Titles... oh no.. it is so much more! It is a chance to show the world that Cena and Nick are a force not to be reckoned with.. to show them what they should have knwon all along.. that John Cena and Dude Nick are the greatest thig EVER to hit the EMF! And that will only be realised when we not only hold the tag team titles.. but win the biggest match of ALL time to secure them. For the first time in history... twelve men... one chamber... two straps to be won! I dont care what it takes.. whether I end my career or walk out without a scratch.. I can solemnly swear to you.. and to everyone else.. that i will NOT get pinned in that fucking thing! I will NOT lie down and let anyone get the oppertunity to eliminate my team! I will not submit.. I will not give anyone even an inch of error... I will be 100% on my game the whole time.. and 100% focused on walknig out of there with gold on BOTH my shoulders! With this Extreme Title on one.. and the tag title i've been craving for so long on the other! ANd I swear.. that when me and Nick are tag champs.. we will not drop those belts to ANYONE! NOt any Hall of Famers.. or any former.. or even current World Champions will take them away from us.. becuase we will be the GREATEST team ever to set foot in that fucking ring! We will not be second best to anybody when we are in that cell.. we will not take the back seat for any one.. whether its Mr Grandslam or Mr "My parents named me after the white things in the sky..." nobody will be able to take from us what is ours! It is our destiny to take the Tag Team Gold.. with me representing the man that just forfeited his for this god forsaken match! I'm going into that cell to fight for Punisher, and for Nick, and for myself.. and of course for you Jackie! I've got so much riding on this match.. I cannot afford to even be at 99%! Every spare minute I have will be training.. and even then I will still be thinknig strategy for that match.. still thinking bout how to win.. who to target.. what their weak spot is.. how they wrestle.. how others have beaten them.. the list is endless of how many ways I can plan this out.. but when it comes down to it.. all that's gonig to matter is that NOBODY can stop me from taking the gold that has had my name on it for monhs! Just as it was my destiny to beat Archaos.. so it is to beat everyone else than sets foot in the ring this weekend! It is my destiny to finally clasp my hands around one half of the World Tag Team Championships.. and to FINALLY realise the dream that i've so narrowly missed out on on not one.. not two... not even three... but FOUR other occasions! I'm so sick of coming up short thanks to my partners.. but now.. now i've found Nick.. all that will change!"
Jackie: "And what makes you so confident in Nick's ability..."
Cena: "What a stupid question.. what do you think makes me confident in him? Maybe the fact that he's been my best friend for months... or maybe the fact that he's one of the finest wrestlers ever to set foot in that ring! He beat Rhyno for the Extreme Title, and Rhyno was the only champion to actually have a lengthly run with it since Punisher did! Or maybe it's jsut the simple fact that he's my greatest pupil.. and that he knows my style better than anyone else in the world! But whatever it is.. I have full faith in Nick, and I know that come Survival of the Fittest.. it wont only be me that's surviving.. but him as well! We will both clean house, and pick up the wins as and when we need to, to walk out of there as one half each, of the EMF Tag Team Champions! I don't care how many FUs I have to nail... or who they happen to be on.. because my TIME IS NOW to hold Tag Team Gold.. and beleive me.. i wont miss out on it again! I've been waiting YEARS to hold the tag gold.. from when I tried with Kurt Engle to dethrone Neddie and MDK.. up until myself and Rhyno had 3 shots at the dangerous alliance! It doesn't matter about all those fails in the past though... because I put them all down to inept performances from my partners! Not once was I pinned.. not once did I submit.. and not once was I the man beaten! Engle and Rhyno are to blame for my 4 failures.. but I know deep down that Dude Nick will not give me the same problem! He is one of the most talented young superstars out there, and I know that when it is my turn to be World Champion, Nick will make one hell of an Intercontinental Champion and we will be one hell of a set of Tag Champs still! We will take those titles when 6 of the best teams this federation has to offer set foot in the ring, and we will keep them until we decide to drop them... simply because there is not a team that ca beat us! We are gonig to dominate the division for years to come, and people will finally respect me as not onl a singles competitor.. but as a tag team wrestler also! It's high time people realised I can try my hand at whatever I want in this business, and succeed at it! It's aout time they learnt to respect John Cena as not only a champion.. but as a double champion also! With gold on both shoulders, people will have to respect me. I wont ONLY be the EMF Extreme Champion.. but one half of the Tag Champs at the same time! There is not a man in this industry that's done that, and has not been respected for it.. even if they did have no talent like Neddie Guerrero.. they still got at least some respect from the guys in the back, not that I give a fuck what those assholes think of me! All Icare about is showing everyone that I can wrestle.. that is is my destiny to hold gold.. and that every word i've ever spoken is true! I want to prove to you all that me and Nick are the real deal.. and more than that.. I want to give him the tag title I promised him back in our Revolution days! If anything.. I owe him that much.. and I will bring it to him THIS WEEKEND and not a minute later! Hell, i'd FU the pope to take that title for him... I promised it to him.. and although I mgiht be a complete self centred bastard at times.. what I promise my friends, I bloody well deliver! I've never let you.. or Chris... or any other of my close friends down... so why let him down this time! I'm going into the ring.. and i'm fighting to the best of my ability, and i'm doing what I do every time i'm in a title match.. i'm walknig out CHAMPION!"
(Suddernly Cena is interupted by the door creaking open. In walks his red headed cleaner who recently celebrated her 21st birthday. She comes into the room holding a cell phone, and holds it out to Cena nervously.)
Natasha: "A Mr Dude Nick on the phone for you sir.. he says it's kinda urgent..."
Cena: "Thank you Nat, Jackie mind if I take this outside..."
Jackie: "Fine... leave me to go cold on my own then..."
Cena: "Alright.. alright i'll take it here. Nick bro, whats up?"
Dude Nick: "John it's... it's terrible... can you get to your training facility.. as soon as possible! No time to explain.. just HURRY!"
Cena: "He sounds terrible Jackie... get your coat.. your comnig with me.. we gotta find out whats going on."
(Cena and Jackie chuck on some shoes and Jackie chucks on a jacket. She picks up her Women's Championship (Cena already holding his..) and they rush out of the house. They climb into Cena's prized Aston Martin, and they drive off. It's the familiar short drive to the training facility.. and they stop outside. Cena rushes inside after waving his security pass.. and they enter the main hall of the building. Cena looks around and sees Nick standing in the ring.. Torrie cowering besides it, and what appears to be a blood stained body laying at Nick's feet.)
Cena: "Woah man... what happened here.."
Dude Nick: "I dunno man.. he was one of your trainers.. he came in... put his hands on Torrie and I snapped... and.. well that happened..."
Cena: "It doesn't just happen man... what moves did you do to him..."
Dude Nick: "Look i'm sorry... I dunno what came over me.. I started beating the hell out of him.. hit the DudeMeister.. he got up eventually.. and went for me with a chair! I booted it off his skull and then just kept hitting him with it.. he made me so fucking angry.. I only calmed down when I saw how much blood I was spilling.. I duno if he's gonna survive man..."
Cena: "HA.. and that bothers you.. it's exactly what your gonna have to do in that chamber match this weekend! Man.. i've never been prouder of my pupil.. he was some wrestler as well... has a history of sports..."
Dude Nick: "Realy? Who was he???"
Cena: "Well all my trainers were great atheletes.. but if it's who I think.. then he was one of the best!"
(Cena gets in the ring and begins to mop up some blood. He gets a sight of the mans face.. and looks up at Nick.)
Cena: "Oh... it can't be can it... this guy was never employed by me! But he looks like.. it's... it's Auron!"
Dude Nick: "never hear of him.. who the fuck is Auron???"
Cena: "Auron is from the same reality as those wannabies Cloud and Tidus.. though I think only Tidus will have met him! He was the man that guided Tidus on his mission to vanquish something called Sin.. but what can he be doing here..."
Dude Nick: "Then what... what is he donig here? You don't think he was... trying to eliminate their competition..."
Cena: "Exactly! I'm betting that bastard Tidus hired him to do just that! Just because he has no wrestling ability of his own he thinks he can just hire his friends to do the job for him! I mean.. his record is 1 win, 1 defeat, which is poor by anyones standerds! He lost to a fucking pirate called Dante De Luca... what's up with that? A nobody walks in here, wins against some no hope jobbers, and then loses his first proper match... yet he STILL gets thrown into the fucking Elimination Chamber match! What right does he have? Has he been busing his ass for years winning matches and titles and being SO close to winning the tag gold.. no he fucknig has not! He knew he was out of his league.. so he chucked in this guy to try and OUT WRESTLE US! Ha Ha what a joke.. lesson Tidus needs to learn.. just becuase you can destroy some flying monsters with a sword in some video game reality.. doesn't mean you can walk into the EMF and out wrestle people that have been learning to wrstle their whole fucking lives! Since I was young all i ever wanted to do was wrestle.. and I finally got the oppertunity to do so on the grandest stage of them all... in the EMF! The WWE was cool and whatever.. but it just wasn't a challenge. Then again I suppose the EMF wont be if they best they can conjure up is the likes of Tidus and his partner Cloud.. but it just pisses me off that he hired some old legendary guardian to try and take us out! I mean.. I know that might not officially be the case.. but why else would Auron show up here? Why else would he leavve the safety of video gaming.. and come to the real world and try and take out two of the EMF's finest? Tidus must have payed a hell of a lot to try and secure him to come here and challenge us.. either that or Auron had more guts than brains! When he stepped into Cena territory.. he made a mistake! I'm just gutted it was you that got to him first.. though of course.. i'm glad you displayed such awesome ways of destroying a man! Do that in the chamber and that's one team down straight away bro! But what if there's more of them... what if Cloud and Tidus are trying to gain the upper hand in more ways than just this? That's something we have to consider! Tey might be plotting an ambush on us... or any other team that they will come up against this week! Think we should arn them... hell no.. becuase they could not only be wiping out thier competition.. but ours as well my friend! They could be about to take down DTC.. or indeed take down Angelus Archer.. or jsut about anybody else! Maybe Tidus is so hell bent on securing gold that he has hired someone to take out all of them.. and we were just lucky we survived! But one things for certain.. it is gonna take a hell of a lot more than what they gave there to keep us down! To keep down the man representing the Elite.. and his riend whom, if all goes well... will no doubt be representing them soon! Tidus had an attack from the jealousy bug I don't doubt.. and wanted some glory he knew was behond just his pure ability.. which to be honest is about none.. and so he tried to steal a little upper hand. But at the end of the day nothing anyone does can effect Cena and Nick.. nothing anyone does can cost us that match! f they want to play mind games.. i'm sure we can do just that back to them! If they want to try and destory us.. i'm sure we can do that back to them! If they want to try and take the tag titles... well... they can't and thats that! THe titles are ours and not hell or high water will stop us from taking them! Tidus is a washed up wannabe who lost to fucking Dante De Luca.. another no hoper scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Tidus has no right even being in the fucking chamber.. he has no right stepping into the ring with somebody as great as me.. and he has no right at all in trying to take away what i've wrestled months and months just to try and hold! If they were to even touch the tag belts on the way in.. i'd hunt them like a lion smellnig the blood of its prey.. because the belts call to me! it is my destiny to hold them... to be a champion not only of singles.. but of BOTH types of wrestling at the same time! This is the biggest match the EMF has ever had.. and it's gonna have the biggest ending when Cena pins whoever is still in there to secure the titles! But.. I can uarentee it wont be Cena pinning Tidus.. simply because Tidus does not have the quality to beat Cena! Tidus does not have the quality to survive past the first elimination.. and Tidus will be the first man pinned.. when I beat his ass in that ring! Although.. it would be easier to save his ass to last... something I mgiht have to consider doing.. I'm not too sure! Whatever it takes in there... I will do it you mark my words! But Tidus.. you have angered me! Hell I don't even know if Auron was here on your orders.. it's just the fact that he might have been that makes me want to rip you limb from limb and FU what remains of you! You might have been some awesome Blitzball Player... or be one of the fastest men alive... but can you wrestle? It would seem not! You already got beaten, tamley might I add, by a man discovered by.. BIFF FREEMAN! Ha.. if Biff had approached me I would have said "Have a shower.. comb your hair.. and buy some new clothes.. THEN you can stand in the presence of the franchise!" But this isn't about Biff.. or De Luca... this is about the asshole that sent this man after us... Tidus! How the hell can he justify his place in the EMF? How the hell can he justify his place in the Chamber? You can bet he'll come out here with some bullshit.. but it wont be worth listening to! It will jsut be random shit and none of it will have anything to do with anything! It will be like he's talknig a foreign language.. maybe from his gay little world of sword fighting and under water soccer! BUt what the hell do I care what he does... what the hell do we care... what the hell does anybody care about Tidus or his little friend Cloud.. because when push comes to shove.. they just wont hold their weight.. and will be eliminated too quickly! Hell, cloud's recod is won 1, lost 0... it's a start.. but Tidus is a fucking joke... wouldn't you agree Nick?"
Dude Nick: "To be honest.. I don't know enough about the guy.. i haven't been bothered to watch him.. all I know is his little sidekick here put his hands on Torrie.. and thats a no go!"
Cena: "Understood.. he's not exactly the most entertaining wrestler to watch! To be honest, he's one of the worst i've seen in a LONG time around here... since maybe Brock Lesnar was strutting around shouting HERE COMES THE PAIN! I mean.. Tidus was stupid enough to think that just because he was facing Dante De LUCA.. his opponent must be hiding i some random place named Luca! What the fuck gives... where do you come from then... the land of fucked up wannabies? After all.. you will never amount to anything in the Extreme Measures Federation.. your just not Extreme enough! I hope your watchnig this closely Tidus.. becase here.. standing before you.. are the two men that are gonig to ruin you! The two men that will take the tag gold you want so much.. and here... live on EMF television I declare.. that the Extreme Champion WILL be known as "Mr. Double Champion" once im through. You will pay the price for getting thrown into this match! This is not a match for the faint at heart.. this is not a match you can just waltz into and come out of, still in one peice! This is the fucking elimination chamber for Christ sake.. this is the king of ALL wrestling mathes.. and you will know that soon enough! Soon you will know jsut what it takes to win it... it takes JOHN CENA to win it! I won a title in my very last match... soon I will win 2 titles in 2 matches... can u really deny that that is soemthing special? Can you really think thats something YOU could ever do Tidus? I don't know what other mind games you are gonig to throw at us.. or any other teams.. but me and Nick.. we got our backs up now.. we got our wits around us.. and beleive me.. whatever you try.. i'll be one step ahead of you! Whatever you try.. i'll avoid.. and i'll come back at you harder! hell.. you've seen the crowds I hang round with.. doesn't it make you cower in fear.. rather like your little guard has done to my good friend Torrie? Does that make you feel good Tidus... seeing a woman in fear? Seeing a woman a wreck? Or what about seeing your friend getting the fuck beaten out of him... does that make you feel good? Do you feel great about that... do oyu like the fact that you sent your friend to his near death.. possibly death by the time anything happens! Tidus.. if you think thats acceptable.. your one sick bastard.. but not sick in a way that will benefit you inside the walls of hells most demonic structure! That chamber is meant for legneds.. not for the likes of you! How you talked your way in i'll never know.. but I do now how you'll go out... and thats to either myself or Nick! The Extreme Champion is taking no prisoners insde the walls of that chamber.. i'm not taking anyone lightly.. all I see is 10 enemies standing between me and glory! I want those belts so god damn much.. I want to be one half of the tag champs.. and i;ll do anything to get there! I don't care if i have to FU and anger the World Heavyweight Champion.. because it will all be worth it! I want to be champion.. and by god.. I will be champion! That's a certainty.. which means Tidus.. unfortunately you will lose in that chamber.. and however much you moan about it.. it's god damn happening! You are not of the quality to reperesent one half of the world greatest team.. and I will show you that soon enough. I will show you how worthless you really are.. and why it was a mistake to agree to get into the chamber! There are a lot of talented wrestlers gonig in there.. but Tidus is not one of them.. and Tidus will find that out the hard way.. when he tastes the FU.. and then knows NOTIHNG MORE! That is a promise Tidus... the FU will knock you out.. and along with it.. will take away all your petty little dreams of holding the Tag Titles. becuase really.. they will neve amount to anything CLOSE to reality Tidus.. LEARN IT!"
Jackie: "Sorry to interupt John.. but I need help over here.. Torrie is seriously freaked out after that guy attacked her.. I think shes bleeding too..."
Cena: "I would help.. but if i touch her God knows what might happen to me.. HA only joknig Nick. Jackie, run and call an ambulance.. even if she doesn't need it.. i'm sure he does.. god all this happens before 8 in the morning.. what a day this is gonig to be.. Torrie, we are gonna get you back to my place where we can take a look at that cut.. Nick you drive her.. i'll wait til the ambulance take this son of a bitch away.. and then i'll join you.. Nat will let you in.. just thinking it's closer than your place."
Dude Nick: "Thanks John, your a life saver... up you get Torrie.."
(The scene looks to be fading when Nick and Torrie leave, but Cena rolls into the ring.. where he picks up Auron's lifeless body.. and nails an FU hard on him, landing him in his own blood! He screams THATS FOR YOU TIDUS!!! Before the lights fade and the scene closes.)
(The scene re-opens in Cena's mansion. Dude Nick has turned on Cena's PS2, complete with EMF Shockwave the game. Cena is knneling at Torrie's feet, who is sitting on the sofa, and Cena is cleaning her cut with something. Jackie is talking on the phone to someone.)
Jackie: "So the guys going to be ok... well I suppose thats lucky.. what caused the injury? Oh he was in a wrestlnig match... all legal of course! The poor guy just took a shot to the head too hard.. but i'm glad he'll live.. alright, thanks doctor.. bye!" (Hangs up phone) You hear that.. that asshole is ok.. though I suppose that's god news.. nobody deserves to die..."
Cena: "I'm sure Nick will disagree there.. but anyways Torrie.. looks like your gonna be ok.. no harm done.. just a big of blood.. and i'm sure your used to that! So i'll leave you be for now... so Nick doesn't get TOO jealous.. what match you playing anyways Nick?"
Dude Nick: "Well I was thinknig of playing the Elimination Chamber... but it only has standered 6 man Chamber.. I suppose we could do one from each team.... what do you think?"
Cena: "Yea that's cool... i'll be myself.. and seeing as we don't know one of the teams... you can be Dude Nick as well! Then that leaves.. MDK, Wes Ikeda, Angelus and... oh.. no Cloud or Tidus.. just stick in Lesnar to represent them!"
Dude Nick: "Oh fuck.. i clicked the wrong button... i'm not Nick... i'm Punisher!"
Cena: "Oh well not to worry... what title shall we make it for... Cena's TV Title, MDK's IC Title, Angelus's World Title or Punisher's Extreme Title.."
(As the game was old.. the champions were a bit fucked up by recent standerds. After consideration.. they agreed that, as they had both held it.. the Extreme Title would go on the line. Nick had hardly played before.. and so was eliminated 3rd, out lasting Lesnar and Wes, who Cena targetted first. Next up Angelus was eliminated after an FU.. leaving just Cena (the original entrant) and MDK. The virtual MDK nailed a Downstream.. but Cena kicked out. Virtual MDK then whipped him off the ropes.. but Cena ducked and nailed an FU for the win. Virtual Cena celebrated the elimination chamber with his Extreme Title.. and a menu came up asking which competitor he wanted to hand the TV Title to.. and Punisher was selected, making things a bit more up to date. Then Nick spoke to Cena..)
Dude Nick: "God I wish I could have done that when I faced him for the IC belt... kicked outta the downstream..."
Cena: "HA.. that was along time ago.. you lost that match.. but you were a rookie.. and MDK was in his prime. I then went and took that title from him.. and he became one of the worst wrestlers i've EVER seen! He's past his prime.. a has been.. and ever since we faced him.. both of us have grown in both skill and style.. and grown as wrestlers. We are on the way up.. looknig for our prime.. MDK has had his.. and even when he did I kicked his ass! Since I took his title.. I improved.. and he went down hill.. simple as that! Therefore he is just another soft target in the match! MDK's recent record.. is nothing. He hasn't competed in months.. with the exception of one triple threat match which he lost against an equally washed up Hanley.. and a nobody like Batista! for god sake.. the highlight of his career since losing to me was appearing on Carlito's Cabana and that... THATS NOT COOL! He is absolute trash now.. maybe in the leagues with Cloud and Tidus.. but still... he is a former double champion like I soon will be... he'd probably have a little respect around here if he didn't go round calling everybody he sees gay! "Your gay.. this is gay... thats gay... i'm not gay... which makes me better than you!" Thats the kinda promo trash you can expect from Michael De Kreek... a man who once had a hell of a lot gonig for him! However.. his opinion of himself always was rather higher than everyone elses opinion of him! He thought he was this amazing IC champion, just because he'd take on anyone that asked for a shot... but you saw him almost shitting himself when I lost to Punisher and announced I was comnig for him! YOu saw him try and worm his way outta it.. and then have his friend Neddie come out and hand him some knucks to try and steal the win! You saw him do whatever it takes.. legal or not to beat me.. and fail spectacularly! He got beat.. and he never fully recovered from that! He went away and did fuck all... then came back and thought straight away he could set foot in the chamber? HA thats a fucking joke! MDK is nothing now.. and never will be again! He lost BOTH his titles.. and then he walked away... left the business for a LONG time.. and came back... hit a downstream on Carlito.. and then expects everything he once had to be handed back to him on a plate? He expects to challenge John Cena for the Extreme Title.. and to take the Tag Titles this weekend.. it's not fucking happening I will tell you that much! I will never allow you to eliminate myself.. or Nick.. and I will never allow your team to win that fucknig match! I don't give a fuck what you used to be.. coz right now MDK you are fuck all but a loud mouthed washed up has been who expects the whole world to stop just because he leaves the fed... so he can return and pick up where he left off! A man that expects gold to be presented to him with fuck all effort on his part.. and those people make me sick! Do you know what I had to do to earn this title.. DO YOU! I had to beat Scotty Kincaid, Extreme Champion.. and a fucking non-title match.. just to get a look in! Then I had to referee a match.. just to stay involved in the division.. and watch 2 other undeserving guys walk out arguing over who held MY TITLE! Then I had to watch as Mike made ANOTHER match without me in it.. and watch as Kincaid bailed.. before FINALLY taking me own shot at glory.When I won.. it was like the end of a cold, long, hard walk up a mountain to secure what should have been mine months before! But MDK you know nothing of that... all you know is how to win a title, and then not defend it for months.. then try and look good because you accepted challenges from Booker T.. Batista.. and Dewey Pond! Hell when Dude Nick beat you.. it was.. "non-title.." and there HAD TO BE a rematch.. you loved the IC belt too much MDK.. which is why I got all the pleasure in the world from wrenching it from you! I hope whereever you are sitting with Neddie and probably Josh and Funaki.. eating tacos and gulping down beer in preparation for the chamber.. I hope your watching this.. and I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into! I beat you once MDK.. and God Damn it i'll do it again! You avoided the FU once before.. you still do not know the pain of which it can inflict.. but soon you will... because ALL TEN OF MY OPPONENTS will! And I don't care what else it takes to put you down.. chairs.. sledgehammers.. i'll get them all into that chamber some how.. and i will DESTROY YOU! How to quote your friend.. I will DISMANTLE you.. and you will know that it was a mistake to EVER challenge John Cena again! You will know it was a mistake to dare to step into the ring with me again... and you will remember jsut what I did to you before.. when I do it all over again.. and you TRUELY feel the pain that John Cena can inflict upon his opponents! You know it already MDK.. which gives you a slight advantage over most of the others.. becaus eyou know what to expect.. only.. what I can now achieve is so much more!Back then I was nothing on my self today.. and you were a damn site better than you are now! You'd beaten some truely great names.. Jarred Carthallion.. Dude Nick.. BUT, although you still have them on the record.. you have NOTHING in recent history! You got your ass kicked by Angelus and Hanley.. and that's about all you have to show for the near 4 months since I beat you! Before that you went into a rot.. where you could only just churn out wins against some of the worst in the industry.. Dewey Pond for instance.. you scrapped and battled and almost lost that title numerous times before I came along.. sohow can you even claim to be better than me? Hell that day I saved your life.. coz if Wes Ikeda can beat me.. imagine what he could have done to you! Your a nothing MDK.. and will never amount to anything more. I can jsut see it now.. after I end your career at Survival of the Fittest, MDK gets a job on Gay TV.. the gay guys come on for the sick freaks that like that stuff... then after thier scene MDK comes out and says "They are Gay!", be pretty much like your job here actualy... getting payed for calling people gay and not doing much else! Maybe MDK... maybe your just in denial! Maybe you accuse everyone else of it.. because you want to hide your true feelings.. you did seem a bit close to that low riding freak you take along with you.. well actually.. it's the other way around seeing as he's, marginally the talented one of the team! Then again when all he ahs to do is out shine you.. that's not a great achievement! MDK, I used to have some respect for you. You used to walk around carrying your two titles, as if you owned the place.. and people used to realise.. you WERE a champion.. but those days are gone... long gone.. now your nothing but a low life loser who's hanging around with his other has been partners! All 3 of you used to be great superstars.. but now you all got nothing.. and are living off their past reputations to try and survive.. and at the end of the day.. that wont get you anywhere.. except into the bargin bin at local supermarkets, or autograph signings at comic book conventions! Face it MDK... your best days are long gone.. your only in the match to be able to say you've been in the chamber.. even you know you aint coming out of there with the straps.. even you know the titles belong to Cena and Nick.. and even you know that even if you had God as a partner.. we'd still be able to eliminate you because simply.. you just suck!"
Dude Nick: "God.. the way your talking.. you'd think you were in the ring making a promo! Besides... don't you remember.. MDK has beaten me for the title before... though I've beaten him also!"
Cena: "Well the EMF is running a programme on me all day.. so everytihng is being broadcast.. so i thought i'd make as many promos as possible! And yes.. i'm aware you've both beaten and lost to MDK.. but remember.. i'm 1-0 against MDK, and you are against his little partner... making us the better team. Besides, as I pointed out.. when MDK beat you.. he was high flying, right at his prime.. now he's at his lowest point since joining the fed. He's nothing but a number filler in this match.. and nothing but a name on the card. He's not a contender.. not even got a chance.. because at the end of the day, he can't cut it with half the guys who are gonna be in that ring! If they'd been givern a match against AN ARKIE and Lance Sologub to prove their worth.. they would probably not be in the fucking chamber now! At least MDK wouldn't be.. and Neddie is stupid to put up with him and carry him around as his partner! MDK is a waste of space in this fed.. he left for a long time with no reason.. and only returnd last week. Before he left he was nothing.. now he's been and gone.. he'll be even worse! I'm sure the team of Jackie and Torrie could beat MDK and anyone he had as a partner.. so to be honest, any team that contains MDK is automatically disregarded as a threat. It's gonig to be too fucknig easy to beat MDK in the chamber.. just one shot with the FU and he's down for the count! Hell, he could enter last and me first.. and i'd still be able to beat his ass. It's not going to0 be a challenge for Cena if MDK is the worst I have to deal with.. it's just going to be simply easy to overcome! He's someone i've beaten before.. and if he follows up his Extreme Title Challenge.. someone i'll beat again! MDK poses as much threat in the chamber as the oxygen floating around.. and it's about level with him in wrestling ability too! He's a fucking joke who used to be great. He's about as good as Ric Flair in the WWE during his Triple H ass kissing days.. he's a fucking joke who every match is losing respect from the people that used to be his fans! He's a fucknig worthless son of a bitch, and he victimises those who are new and unthreatenng. He came in and insulted Just...Rick and Avalanche.. all 3 of which are even bigger jokes than he is! In fact i' more scared of getting knocked out by ome random thing from Cloud and Tidus land flyig into the cell.. then by anything MDK can throw at me. The Downstream is petty.. as is every other move in his arsenal. Hell he couldn't beat me before with brass knucks.. so what's he gonna do to me inside the chamber... call me gay and expect me to pass out.. get real MDK.. you have as much chance as winning that thing as you do of winning the lottery 3 times on one day.. you will probably be the first man pinned with all your ring rust.. just don't go off and cry.. because your needed to be the punch line for all the jokes in the back of the locker room.. now Rhyno's gone I hear there's a vacancy.. I think you'd do quite well! But whatever happens MDK... your legend will go on.. every time I sit at home, and a gay man comes on the TV... i'll think of you and amile MDK.. coz your that man that no matter how many times you try.. i'll ALWAYS beat you.. and i'll ALWAYS take away from you whatever you put on the line.. and you can never ever stop me! Even if you hit 5 Downstreams.. my shoulders would roll out.. maybe coz I was scared about how much you were enjoying laying on top of me.. or maybe just because I was giving the match all I had.. but one way or another i'd kick out, and stop you pinning me.. and you will NEVER get the better of John Cena.. that much is for certain! You can call me gay or say "screw Cena" as many times as you like.. but it's not gonna get you anywhere.. except change your name to FORMER IC Champion, or, Elimination Chamber reject! I pity you I really do.. you had it all.. and you lost it all... and now your just a shadow of your former self... trying to rekindle the glory days. The difference between us MDK is.. where as my time might be NOW.. your time was about this time last year... and we both know it.. it's just a matter of time before your legac is completely forgoteen.. and your career.. ELIMINATED!"
(Cena stares down the camera for a few seconds, before turning back to the scene around him. Jackie and Torrie are deep in conversation.. looking through magazines of Wedding dresses. This proves too much for John.. so he slips out into the kitchen, with Nick setting up another Chamber match (it appears to be Dude Nick Vs an army of jobbers..) He looks like he is set to leave the house, when he nearly walks into Natasha. He sees she has finished her jobs, and was about to take a dip in his pool. He addresses her.)
Cena: "All finished today then.. and no other phone calls while I was sorting that out..."
Natasha: "Actually there was.. some magazine wanted to interview you about the chamber.. i told them you weren't interested.. and then they said something about your rematch claus to face Ikeda for the IC belt..."
Cena: "Hm, well it's a good job you said no.. but rematch claus? I was told I could have one but I rejected it..."
Natasha: "i know that's what I said... hey.. maybe they were watching and were just trying to get your thoughts over to Ikeda..."
Cena: "Yea... well who cares it was just some stupid magazine.. any way enjoy your swim baby.. and i'll see you later."
Natasha: "Yea ok.. and John... be careful this weekend wont you?"
Cena: "Against those nobodies... no problem."
(Cena walks off, and goes to what appears to be a small house in the grounds of his mansion. When he walks through the door, it contains 2 rooms, one fiarly large room contains a bed, a fiar sized TV, a sofa and some other luxery items. The second is a bar area. Cena walks through the first, into the 2nd, and pours himself a large malt whiskey. He downs it in one go, and pours out another. The scene on EMF TV closes for about half an hour, whilst they show a programme called "The rise and fall of Revolution." We then return to the nearly all day live coverage of Cena. It might only be 11.00am on a Monday morning, but Cena looks as though he's taken numerous glasses of whiskey. He realises the camera's are rolling again.. and looks up.)
Cena: "I don't know what the fuck your playing at! Getting your people to ring up, pretend your a magazine.. and focus my thoughts on Ikeda like that! I told you I didn't want to talk about him today.. but you leave me no fucking choice! For the last half an hour i've been able to think of nothing but how much I hate that son of a bitch! Well here you go.. what you wanted huh... Cena talknig about Wes fucking Ikeda! The man does fuck all.. he can barely wrestle as it is.. all he does is talk to one freaking family member after another. He spends too much time with them.. it's all he EVER does. He dedicates no time to this business.. he spends it all with his wife. Hell he said he'd bring her to the EMF.. but never did.. he just doesn't give a fuck! So how.. how did a man like that ever manage to beat me.. the franchise.. JOHN CENA! I'm one of the all time greats... yet I lost to that family loving freak who cares nothing for this industry. He did fuck all to earn his title shot.. and he beat me with one fucking lucky roll up! That was it.. he rolled me up.. BAM! He'd stolen what I worked months to get.. and he'd done nothing to warrent it. Since then he hasn''t defended it except against former great superstars like Hanley.. or nobodies like Dewey Pond... and he's ben a fucknig shit champion! He doesn't wrestle.. all he does is vist his family... visit his family.. and then visit some more family! What does he give this industry.. absolutely nothing. He beats me.. which.. achievement as it is.. doesn't mena he can go the rest of his career without fucknig fighting a match, just holding MY title. I know when I won the Extreme Title.. I chucked away any chane I had at a rematch.. but you don't know what you've done. You were so intent on getting what you wanted... Cena talknig about Ikeda.. that you made my blood boil.. and beleive me.. there is nothing.. NOTHING that's gonna stop me from KILLING Ikeda when we go into that chamber! For a long time it has been my desire to punch his nose right into the back of his fucknig head.. but now I can do just that.. and so much more! Ikeda didn't realise it, but he was playing with fire when he stole my championship.. and it's high time he got burnt! I've waited too long for revenge.. i've wanted it for so long.. hell when I was wripping Archaos limb from limb.. it was Ikeda that motivated me to do that! It was my thinknig of him that made me angry.. and made me want to wrip Archaos into peices and spit on each of them! My rage for Archaos was not great enough to cause the destruction to him needed.. and so.. Ithought of the day Wes stole my championship.. and battered the fuck out of that poor son of a bitch! But this week.. I don't have to have an undeserving victim.. because I have the real thing... locked in a cage with me.. and i'm ready for him! I'm ready to give him the beating I promised him the last time, and to beat him into the ground for taking what is MINE! I will soften him up nig time so that when Nick's title shot comes around.. Ikeda is down and out before the bell even rings.. and Nick to claim the IC Title and bring it to where it already should be.. The Elite! Wes Ikeda is the man I hate most in this whole federation! i hate him more than I hate Archer.. and beleive me thats a lot! YOu wont beleive some of the things I do to him this weekend.. i'm going to literally destroy each individual part of his body! His wife named herslef the black widow a bit prematurely.. but I will make sure she lives up to her name when i'm done with Ikeda! His brother, his sister in law, his wife and his kids can all sit at home and cry as Cena throws him through glass, into steel, into chain.. and uses numerous high power moves and weapons to make him bleed from every possible place.. to make him spew his insides all over the ring and to slowly watch him drown in a vast lake of his own blood. You don't fuck with John Cena and live to tell the tale.. and when you step into MY chamber this weekend.. you will relaise that. The Extreme Title came home to hell last weekend... when Survival of the Fittest comes around.. it will be your turn to take the exact same route! You will plunge down into the depths of hell.. where you will NEVER return from! That a promsie I intend to keep Ikeda.. i've hated you since the moment you returned to this federation! You returned and selfishly demanded a shot at me with my NEW title.. you didn't give a fuck that i'd just had one hell of a fight with MDK.. it was only a match because he had outside help but whatever.. you just wnted to achieve your own selfish ends. We could have been cool Ikeda.. there was no reason for you to make me hate you as I do.. but its all too late now. Now I want to see you in pain.. now I want to see you DIE! You may have escaped Barbwire Chris.. but he's NOTHING on Cena.. you will NOT escape Cena! I never did get to hit the FU on you.. that FU that I promised you.. you can bet your last cent its coming though.. I will nail it bigger and harder than EVER before, and the whole world will KNOW I MEANT That one! I dont't just want to beat you Ikeda.. I want to HURT you! I want you to feel pain.. like you never have before.. and to be afriad to ever cross my path again! I ant you to remember the name of Cena... and cower in fear every time it's mentioned... and I want to pin your ass, just like I did to that lap dog of yours... 1.. 2.. 3! Hell what I REALLY want is for it to come down to me, Nick, You and Kincaid... and I want to have the pleasure of pinning you to take those tag titles home! I've waited TOO GOD DAMN LONG to be a tag champ.. all those months.. but there is one thing in this world that I want more than to be a Tag Champ.. and thaat's to see Wes bloodied and battered, laying at my feet, after I pin him in the ELimination Chamber and end his little dream of being Tag Champion. When he returned, he said he wanted to be IC champ, then Tag Champ.. I thought "Over my dead body will you be IC Champ.." but no... he managed to steal that one past me! But.. but one thing he didn't count on was me standing in his way again, standing between him and his 2nd goal. This time I want to do even better.. and deny him the strap that he desires so much. I want to beat him down.. beat him so much.. watch him bleed.. watch him suffer.. and make him beg... BEG for his life.. make him sink to his knees and BEG me to lay off him! If there's one man in that chamber that doesn'twant to be.. it's Wes.. because believe me.. when i'm finished with him.. his life will NOT be worth living! His life will be a shell of tis former self... he will be unable to wrestle, unable to walk even.. he will be well and truely decapitated.. simply because he angered me and because I HATE WES IKEDA! I hate his very name.. and he says "Now you must live with the name..." well your god damn right.. because it's a name thats haunted me for 3 months... but no longer shall it reign over me! I'm the Extreme Champion of the world dammit.. and I will show you just what that means Ikeda.. I will show you EXACTLY what the means! Hell you may have been there before.. but i'm more Extreme than you ever were! I don't care what I need to do my job in that ring I will do it.. and I will do it well! What i'm destined to do is destroy you and make up for what you did to me.. and mark my words.. I will do it! If I need to bring fire to the fucking ring in order to beat him I will... or a gun.. that's not behond me.. I just wont be happy until i've driven all the memories of what he did to me 3 months ago from my head FOREVER! If he dies in the process then so be it.. as long as I don't have to hear his fucking voice, or see his fucked up grin any longer! He's not a wrestler he's a family man.. someone that will retire to "spend more time with the family.." as if that's even fucking possible. I mean, Ashlee Ikeda retired to raise her children.. the amount of time Wes spends with them she needn't have bothered! It's a fucking joke how much time and dedication he puts into them and how little into this business. Sure I spend a lot of time with Jackie.. but I always put the business first.. and that's the difference maker. Jackie is part of this business.. I would not be with anyone that wasn't simply because I could not give them the time not the effort that i need to give them to keep them happy. But me and Jackie share a common interest.. and we are both as dedicated to what we do as any other two people you care to mention.. which is why we both hold championship gold! I've givern her so muh through this company, and she's givern me a hell of a lot in return.. but our dedication to the ring has never EVER been dented,, but Ikeda for fuck ake.. he's a joke he really is! He's about as worthy of that title as Archaos was of the Extreme Title.. and I soon put that one right! Thogh.. a part of me thinks Wes will not be a threat in this match. After all... look what happened to him last time he set foot in the elimination chamber! He ran off crying his little eyes out after he lost his chance at the world title.. and wasn't seen for months! He thought he deserved to win.. get real you asshole! If you don't win a match.. you dont deserve fuck all! Even if the referee gets knocked out when you hit your finisher and someone else screws you over.. if you were REALLY that good.. you would put up with it.. carry on.. and win the god damn match! But nothing like that happened.. you lost it fair and square! You had no claim to deserving that match.. yet you balled your eyes out like the little school girl you are and ran away.. only returning to take me out when I was recovering from a 2 on 1 assault! Some guy you are... some champion you would have made.. At the end of the day Ikeda.. your a self centered son of a bitch and I hate you for it.. and I want nothing more than for you to get your ass handed to you on a plate this weekend! I want to see you down, out, and beaten.. and the quicker is not necersarily the better.. coz I want the time to do my job properly! I want the time to break every bone in your body.. to snap every ligament holding you together.. and to put you our of action for a long.. LONG time! I want to make sure you never step back inside a ring.. let alone a chamber.. and I wan to make sure your remembered in the WORST possible light! You pissed me off not so long ago.. and taking my championship was not a smart move. Did you think i'd let it lie? Did you think i'd forget all about it? Did you think i'd just let you live your life with your pathetic little family in peace? Oh hell no... becuase Wes.. I don't forget. There are a list of people who I want to get even with in this industry.. and YOU ARE ONE OF THEM! You are right at the top of the list and you mark my words.. you'll get whats coming to you! I promised everyone i'd humiliate you in that ring the first time.. and I let a lot of people down.. but this time.. THIS time it's all different! Wes ikeda.. YOU CANT SEE ME! And that will be half of your problem in the chamber.. you turn your back and i'll be there... working away at you.. knocking you down.. making you BLEED! Hell if this match was one on one for the IC Title.. i'd say fuck the title and beat the fuck out of you with whatever came to hand.. or my bare hands whatever was easiest.. be disqualified who gives a fuck.. as long as I get my invite to your funeral afterwards I don't care what I gotta do to you! I sent you a little message when I hit that championship belt off the skull of your partner.. but it wasn't good enough... it didn't satisfy my rage for you! Scotty Kincaid is one thing.. but your quite another! You could be the greatest athelete in the world and you wouldn't last 10 seconds with me in this mood.. I just want to inflict pain.. course as much of it on you as I can.. and if i got any left over rage I can then take it out on any other fucker that's in my way! Ikeda.. last shockwave marked the beginning of the end for you! When Heyman announced your match.. it was like singing your death warrent.. and all I will say to you is... see you at the Pay Per View.. but I sure as fuck wont be seeing you after it.. and neither will ANYONE ELSE! There will be no Wes Ikeda after the chamber... apart from a few hours later, when people are sipping coffee and reading your obituary in their morning paper... but nobody will care Wes.. coz once a cold hearted bastard, always a cold hearted bastard, and once you piss off Cena.. there is NO ESCAPE! You mark those words Ikeda... and you take them to your grave... because Wes Ikeda.. once you get into that chamber.. there will be NO WHERE to run... NO WHERE to hide.. and you.. you will be well and truely mine for the KILLING! Any of the other men that want your blood can join the line coz Ikeda... this.. IS PERSONAL!"
(Cena again stares at the camera, with his Extreme Title on his arm. Suddernly the door to the room is opened, and in walks Jackie. SHe is holding the EMF Women's CHampionship, and sits herself down on a bar stool next to The Franchise. She puts her arm around John, and they sit there for a few minutes, before he speaks.)
Cena: "Thank you Jackie... I dunno where i'd be without you..."
Jackie: "Don't worry... Nat told me what those bastards did.. forcing you to empty out bout your hatred for Ikeda like that.. it wasn't fair.. but still. Hey we've got an idea.. why don't we all go down to the EMF building and finish up talking bout the others there.. I think it would be easier for everyone to do it that way."
Cena: "Yea ok.. lets get in the ring and finish up.. I still got 4 people to talk about anyways.. I guess I'll just about live that long with the fans..."
(Cena is shown taking a camera, and breaking it in half. The day show they were running on him for EMF TV ends there.. and Cena, Jackie, Nick and Torrie head out to Cena's car in order to go to the arena. When they arrive, Nick and Torrie hurry off to Nick's locker room to sort something out. Cena and Jackie take the long walk round to the front. Some Paparazz are shown, but they ignore them in their bid to get photos of two men main eventing the house show. They walk right through the front entrance, and Cena turns towards the stage. Unannounced to anyone, Bad, Bad Man Suddernly blasts out. Cena comes out raising the Extreme Title high, and Jackie is behind him, also with her title belt. The fans boo as Cena takes a mic and gets in the ring. The Lita chant begins to ring out, but Cena somehow manages to silence the crowd.. before talking.)
Cena: "Yo, yo, yo THE CHAMP IS HERE! I'm sure you guys don't notice true talent when you see it.. but here I am.. soon to be one half of the Tag Team Champions.. OF THE WORLD! (More booing.) Right now I'll settle however.. for being the man that puts the EXTREME in the EMF! But that's not why i'm here... oh no.. i'm here tonight to talk about the people in my Elimination Chamber match that I missed out on my TV show earlier tonight! Jackie... who do you want me to take care of first?"
Jackie: "John.. I think, seeing as you've done one from each team.. you should do Angelus Archer.. the World Heavyweight Champion!"
Cena: "Archer huh.. he's a man whos wrestling I respect.. even if I hate his guts! I mean... no matter what he does.. he's still got the fucking World Heavyweight Championship at the end of the day! That belt means he can argue that he's the single greatest athelete in the EMF today... only.. he's not! He's never faced the franchise one on one.. and he's never, EVER pinned me! Sure he may have beaten Rhyno.. and hell, that would be good enough to eliminate me from the chamber.. but i'm not with Rhyno am I? Oh no.. i'm with one of the biggest men in thie federation.. he's creates pure carnage where ever he goes.. and he will DESTROY everyone in the Chamber.. the only person doing more damage will be me! But.. while i'm taking down Ikeda... Nick will be taking down Angelus.. the man that beat him and then engraved his initials into his chest! What right did Angelus have to do that to him in the first place? What right did Angelus have to think he could walk all over one of the EMF's finest? What riight does ANgelus have to forfeit the tag title.. and then say he wants to step into the chamber anyway? As a matter of fact... what right does Angelus have to ANYTHING! He won the world title from Hanley who was still not fucking right after what the chamber did to him.. and he kept it through sheer luck! Hell he lost it to Chris Benoit whos had like 3 matches in his EMF history.. and he had draws with Hanley for it.. even losing 2 out of 5 mathes to Jarred Carthallion.. yet he'll still say he's the best this business has to offer... when right there, in just those 2 occasions, Vs Benoit and Vs Jarred, he's lost as many singles matches as I have IN MY WHOLE CAREER! How he still holds that belt almost a year on is behond me.. especially with some of the talent we have here.. but I guess it's just because I haven't taen it from him yet! But what kind of mental state can we expect Archer to be in... after all.. he just lost his "friend" in Punisher.. Pun turnied his back on Archer to join who he knew would one day make him a superior partner to what Archer ever cold.. he left Angelus to join.. ME! Unless Pun beats me to it Archer.. one day i'll step into that ring and i'll take your gold.. with EASE! Have you not seen how dominant I have become in this company Archer? I haven't even been here a year yet... but i've held EVERY singles title other than the one you hold.. and if Nick keeps his end of the deal.. i'll soon be a tag team champion as well! You can't put a price on that Angelus.. the success i've had and how quickly i've had it.. I bet you only wish you could be exactly like Cena huh? I mean, i've been in the ring with you 3 times.. but you've STILL never beaten me! Doesn't that shockyou Archer.. you may have taken down my partner.. but me.. NEVER! Nobody has beaten me in tag team action EVER before..they always manage to pin my little partner whilst i'm distracted.. but my shoulders have neer been rolled down for the count.. such is my desire to hold Tag Championship gold so badly! You've done it Angelus.. you've held them for month.. yet you couldn't just walk away.. and why? Because your so attached to your little championship.. which is what is gonig to make it even sweeter when I wrench it from you and hold it high for all the world to see! I don't give a fuck if the fans cheer or boo as I do that.. as long as they take it in.. and realise that the man that just beat everybody else in the industry.. is the TRUE greatest wrestler in theis federation.. or at least.. one half of the greatest team! You will all see what it is I can offer.. and what it is me and Nick can do as a team. How we are ALWAYS on the same page, and how there is no team that can fight together quite like we can. And Archer, I don't give a fuck who your mystery partner is.. It could be "Legend Killer" Rich or fucking X-Cold for all I care.. because there is no one in the world good enough at wrestling to enable someone like YOU to retain the tag titles Archer! Your the biggest dreamer in that match.. hell, wit hpossibly the exception of Avalanche but whatever. I give you about 1 2% chance of taking those belts... simply because you don't have an official partner yet.. and when you do... it will no doubt be somoen you've NEVER teamed with before! Someone you don't know.. whos style you know nothing about.. and someone who is probably so bad he'll cost you the god damn match anyways! Your gonna be as great a team as Brock Lesnar and Eddie Guerrero were during their little spell here.. hell.. givern your status, i'd say oyu got a better chance ON YOUR OWN! In case you haven't noticed Archer... if your partner is pinned in that chamber.. YOUR OUTTA THERE! Your eliminated.. gone... your dreams ended.. all because some low life like Archaos got pinned.. not that you'd dream of making him your mystery partner.. but who else is there... there are no big names you can throw in and scare us with Archer... face it.. you got NO CHANCE IN HELL in taking those belts out of that chamber with you! Do you think that in a million years... Punisher would hand his over to your new little partner... oh hell no! His belt goes to me.. and yours.. i'm gonna leave you no fucknig option but to give it to Nick! I'm gonna give you either do that.. or be beaten limb from limb by myself, Dude Nick, The Elite... and just about everyone else that hates your guts Archer! Your reign of terror is over.. because the NEW CHAMP IS HERE! And whilst I may hate those bastards that pay to watch us.. I will say that you Angelus.. you I hate even more.. maybe i'm not as hell bent on destroying you as I am Amy.. but you've never shown me and ounce of respcet Archer! YOu never did care about what I was doing.. sure you'll take on people like QHI for the World Title... but where's my shot huh? What ever happened to facing people WITH A CHANCE! You know I could beat you.. thats why your scared.. moping around with QHI and Chris Benoit! You think he's a big name just because he's won titles all around the world... well he's NOT! You think that being WWE Champion makes you great... WELL I'VE DONE THAT! the difference is, Benoit has NEVER held gold in the EMF.. where as I have no fewer.. than THREE TIMES! Isn't that about the same as you Archer... granted.. it's not thwe World Title.. but the people i've faced it could so easily have been! Wes Ikeda, Punisher, Wasabi.. you ccan't deny they are big names.. but I faced them.. hell I may not have always come out on top.. but I tried to give them a good match.. and I came pretty God damn close everytime! But you Archer.. oh no not you. You sit in your fucking swamp, and you cower at the thought of one day, John Cena, the EMF's franchise knocking on your door, and asking for what is RIGHTFULLY HIS! That World Title should have had my name on it months ago.. but i'm finishing up all the little titles before I come to you! IDd it escape your notice that I was the most imporved wrestler of 2004 Archer? I was on one hell f a role and that you can NEVER deny me! I won numerous matches, lost a couple.. but at the end of it.. people still knew I was the best! Still knew i'd givern the most drive and determination to improve. I don't care if fans voted for me.. but if people in the back did.. their respect is grateflly recieved, even if not returned!"
Jackie: "So now we know what you think of Archer.. aren't you impressed however, with his tag team record?"
Cena: "Anyone could be a decent Tag Team Superstar if they had a man like Punihser behind them! Hell if I was teaming with Punisher this week, i'd have just as good a chance as I have with Nick.. and thats about 95%.. seriously, me and Nick are not only head and shoulders above the rest.. but our whole fucking bodies above the rest. They are nothing on us.. and they NEVER will be again! Especially after we destroy them in the elimination chamber.. that cell is made to cause destruction.. and we know that's exactly what we will do! But Archer.. yes he is One half of the tag champions.. but one of the belts at minimum is going to change hands this weekend! However, you can forget about only one changing.. coz I guaren-fucking-tee that both will.. and that it will be The Doctor of Thugonomics and The Human Wrescking Ball that take them for us! It's not gonig to be hard... or a challenge.. it's just gonna be an INSTINCT! We will go into that chamber.. and to hell with the past.. you'll never change whats been and gone.. but you can make history! Once I nail the FU on anyone.. they are out! Archer.. whatever you've done in tag team wrestling before, it's now all irrelevent! If your the World Champion now.. that means fuck all too.. because this is not one on one.. this is not for the title.. and this is NOT A NORMAL MATCH! You might have been through them all.. but I'm all too aware of everything the chamber can throw at us! If I have to throw you off one of the cells to the steel flooring below to keep you out... you bet I will do just that! Hell even if I have to chuck you through the glass so that the glass splinters and your body breaks.. I will do just that! Because I don't give a fuck what it takes.. I will DESTROY anyone that gets in my way! I'm not your normal human being Archer.. i'm a blood thirsty, sadistic maniac, and I will, I swear, be the end of many careers this coming week! If you knew what was good for you.. you'd stay in your swamp.. and wait til the next day to find out whos careers I ended.. because that chamber aint gonna be pretty.. and it sure as hell aint gonna be me whos blood is staining the walls when all is done! Whenever there's gold at stake.. you can bet you John Cena is gonna take it.. and although i've been unlucky previously in Tag Team Competition.. I swear it wont be the same this time around! It doesn't matter to me what I have to do.. if one of the mystery people waas Chris fucking Masters i'd destroy him to take those titles.. because this has gone behond a joke! My hunger for gold is stronger now than ever before.. and it calls to me! The Tag Team Championships of the world.. I NEED THEM! You know it Archer.. you watch every move everyone makes.. and you know how mny times before you've luckily escaped with the gold when i've been on the hunt! When I was with Rhyno not once did we lose a tag team match that was non-title.. meaning other than the champion.. NO TEAM can beat me.. and now that there are no champions.. that's looking pretty good for me huh? But no, you'll still come out here and say that Cena and Nick are gonig to miss out.. and that Cena will go home empty handed once more.. but Archer.. i'm not stupid.. I know your game! I know what you keep in that boot of yours, ready to thow out at opponents.. hell... I held it for weeks remember? Remember how that got to you.. well Archer, when I was in possession of it.. I saw the true danger it could create.. and I LIKED IT! That's why I promise, to gain revenge for me good friend Nick.. that I will take that shank, and I will carve a very.. VERY special message on your chest when i'm done with you.. and then Archer.. you will remember that day for the rest of your life.. and you will remember the name of JOHN CENA! It's nothing more than you deserve after all... I mean... you did exactly the same to Nick.. and he was new and frech to this company back then.. you just love to cause pain huh... well.. not as much as I do! That's why i'm the Extreme Champion Angelus... because I can go to the Extreme to get what I want.. and to get what I need! It's now behond a desire Archer.. I need to get even with you and to take that gold! You decieved me 3 times.. took your gold out of the ring when you damn well did not deserve to.. but this time.. THIS TIME it's all going to be different.. and John Cena will walk out as EMF Tag Team Champion for the first time.. and you'll have to go back to just having one single championship again.. wont that be a shame! So Archer.. think long and clearly about this.. there is NO WAY you can walk into the cell and walk out champion.. so why don't you just stay at home.. enjoy the site of 10 men beating the fuck out of eachother.. and think "My God.. im glad I avoided that... and Avoided that maniac Cena.." because then the smoke clears and the dust settles Archer.. Me and Nick will be the LAST MEN STANDING!"
(Suddernly Punisher's theme blasts out! The crowd go into an even louder boo as Punisher walks out, the trademark grin on his face. He has the TV Title over one shoulder, and his tag title over another. He walks down the ring, and the fans boo at the site of Cena shaking hands with Punisher. Punisher then takes a mic handed to him by Jackie, and talks to Cena.)
Punisher: "John... John... out here again.. running your mouth.. but I must say.. i'm glad you have such a low opinion of the bastard Archer.. means you'll be betting on me to take his title then huh?"
Cena: "Yea of course, as well as betting on me to take yours this weekend!"
(Pun gives him his trademark grin, and then removes the Tag Title from his shoulder, and drapes it over Cena's spare shoulder, where the Extreme Title is not sitting.)
Punisher: "Yea.. it suits you.. gold on both shoulders.. yea I could see that coming for you.. but you've got a lot of big names to go through first! As much as that looks like destiny.. you have a lot of work to do before it is complete! Anyway.. i'm sure we are all bored of hearing bout Archer.. why don't you tell us a little about a man I just love to kick the shit out of at every possible oppertunity... Neddie Guerrero!"
Cena: "Ha.. is he even worth the effort.."
Punisher: "No not realy.. i've beaten him more times than I care to count.. but he's one of your opponents.. so your gonna have to talk about him at some stage bro.. might as well do it now.. just keep it nice and entertaining wont you.. I got nothing better to do than listen to you.. least you can do is make it worth my while!"
Cena: "Well... Neddie Guerrero... what do we know about Neddie.. hm! Well, he's a former double champion, just oike his partner MDK! He used to be Tag Champ and TV champ.. but if you ask me... he's a complete and utter dumbass! Neddie won the war games.. and as a result, could have challenged ANY champion he saw fit! He could have taken on the World Champion but oh no.. he was too scared.. he had to take on the TV CHAMPION! My god that was a joke.. a big name superstar like he was challenging for the TV Championship.. guess he knew any other champion would wipe the ring with him, toss him aside and just wlak out wih the title anyway! No Neddie challenged for the lowest rank title and... all credit to him.. took the belt! However.. he was challenged by some no hoper named Kettleburg to a best 2 out of 3 series. He took the first match.. but he ultimately lost the title during the next 2! Losing to such a no hoper.. how degrading! Neddie soon lost his tag title also.. and very rarely wrestled after that.. only bothering to take 2 failed attempts to try and win back his beloved TV Title.. which he will never be reuntied with! Neddie Guerrero is now part of the worst team in the fucking chamber... not only did I beat the man that beat Neddie in the 2 ou of 3 series, but I also ended his partners title reign also! I could probably beat that bloody team single handidly.. and Avalanche as well... 4 on 1 and Cena could take them down.. so I don't worry about them! Neddie.. will have a lot of ring rust when it comes down to it.. they are just gonna be in and out in a few minutes! Neddie is the strong link of the team.. and when thats the case you know you got a problem! He can get on the ropes and go for the frogspalsh.. but he's just going to be flung backwards into the steel and down and out! the chamber is not a place for the weak.. and thats something Neddie is gonna have to learn! He hasn't been in acrtion for too long to just spring back and compete inside the Elimination Chamber! the Chamber was created for legends.. and neddie is not a freaking legend! He may have held 2 belts at the same time.. but those days, just like they are for MDK.. are lnog gone! He might have a bit more talent then MDK left in the tank.. but it's not gonig to be enough come Survival of the Fittest. He's hardly gonna be in good shape after all those tacos he's forced down and all that lack of training.. lack of matches.. he's just gonig to be down, and out, before he even knows whats happend to him! I feel sorry for the poor guy to be honest.. he tries so hard to cut it in this industry.. but he just can't! I know he has overcome big obstacles from his past.. but now he dosn't give a fuck. Its just all low riding.. taco eating.. beer swelling.. shit! He hangs around with other nobodies like Hanley and MDK.. all of them at some point had great talent.. and all of them lost it! None of them can hold a candle to wither John Cena or Dude Nick now.. and that's not an opinion.. thats just a fact! Now i've never been in the ring with Neddie.. but I know enough people that have beaten him to know that it's not gonig to be a hard task. I mean, he had a triple threat match with Punisher and Rhyno.. all he had to do was pin Rhyno to be TV Champion... but he couldn't even get THAT done! Hell, if Rhyno had been in the match where I lost my title.. i'd have walked out of there champion.. coz no matter who else is in the match... if all you needed to do was pin Rhyno... it should have been easy pickings! He's never been exactly a top of the range superstar.. an Intercontinental or Extreme quality.. but now he can't even take the Television Title now that Punisher has it.. and he sure has hell would not have taken it during my reign.. he jsut can't cut it with anybody that has any quality whatsoever! He could't even beat Kettleburg... the man that had.. was it 3 or 4 shots at the Extreme Title.. and failed on EVERY occasion! Kettleburg couldn't beat Rhyno one on one.. yet he could beat Neddie TWICE in three attempts! If you get beaten 2 out of 3.. the person that beats you is CLEARLY the better wrestler.. you don't lose twice to flukes! And in the chamber.. there are no flukes! Your either beaten... or else you fight for your life and out wrestle EVERYONE else! You Neddie, do not have that capability. You do not have the power, the speed, the determination, or the drive that it takes to win the Tag Team Championships this weekend. Although I beleive it was your team who first talked about the chamber when you were champs.. i know back then there would have been a HUGE chance of you walking in and out as champion.. but now.. that chance is gone, along with all your talent. It's wasted, down the drain, and just like you Neddie... it will be KILLED OFF come the chamber! As soon as that chamber is lowered, that will be the end of you Neddie. You really did pick the wrong crowd to hang with in MDK and hanley. Your all doing exactly the same... just sitting around.. waiting for your careers to end.. wrestling out a couple of matches here and there but not being successful.. you callyourselfs a stable.. you don't even have a fucking stable name.. what kinda stable do you call that! I'll tell you what kind of stable it is.. a pathetic one.. and you should be ashamed to be a member of it Neddie! Then again, someone who brags about lying, cheating and stealing probably isn't ashamed of anything.. especially when his talents have, run dry so to speak! When was the last time you won a match Guerrero? When was the last time you held a belt... it's been almost a year huh? I've NEVER been even CLOSE to going a year without a title.. the longest I went was 3 months and you not what... I ended that spell LAST FUCKING WEEK! There is no ring rust on the franchise like there is on the drug taking one.. and you can't just shake it off with a few days training.. oh hell no.. you gotta be wrestling week in, week out.. to get the kinda results I have.. to be a CHAMPION like I am! You can't just take a title with no effort.. and you can't just win a chamber match with no other matches before it! No.. you Neddie Guerrero.. and your little partner MDK.. you got no chance IN HELL of taking the tag titles outta that chamber, and thats because neither o you have the strength, nor the determination to win that match.. and as a result.. i'm putting $200 right here, on you and MDK to NOT make the final 3 teams! If your not even in the final 3.. then god damn it.. your NO WHERE near Victory.. and thats something MD-Gay and Neddie are gonna have to get into their heads.. they are NO WHERE near good enough! You may have achieved a lot here once... but never again will Neddie Guerrero hold tag team gold... why you ask? Because John Cena will ALWAYS be one step ahead and there isn't anything you can do about that! I'm the most dominant superstar the world has EVER seen.. and you had better fucking beleive it.. coz Neddie.. although I wont go out of my way to destroy you like I would for many of the others.. you cross my path and you'll be just like all the others... FUCKED UP! Did you ever wonder what FU stood for huh... thats what it does to all its victims.. and you.. you will be NO exception come Survival of the fittest... so Neddie Guerrero... say your prayers now because Your time IS NOW.. your time to end, your time to walk away.. and your time to find out just what a great wrestler JOHN CENA CAN BE! Coz Neddie.. this title represents something.. it shows that I don't just talk like you do! Coz as you know there's those who TALK ABOUT IT.. and there's those who BE ABOUT IT! And Neddie, i'm sick of hearing you run your mouth week in, week out.. and talknig about crap that you can NEVER live up to! You say your so great, but you don't have the history to hold it.. hell, MDK has a more impressiv history than you.. and you all saw how little I think of him... so just you consider that Neddie Guerrero.. and when you go to bed the night before the Pay Per View.. just you think about what awaits you in that chamber.. and when you think about who your biggest threat is...jjust you think of John Cena.. and see if you dont get fucking scared then! Coz Neddie.. most people in that Chamber are more successful than you... your in the lower half for once... and unlike War Games.. you wont fucking win this time!"
Jackie: "Ok, and that just leaves one... if my calculations are correct... Scotty Kincaid.. this shouldn't take too long.. John, quickly talk us through Scott Kincaid.."
Punisher: "What do you mean quickly talk through Kincaid... you can't underestimate the man that was Extreme Champion.. and dropped the belt before he even successfully defendded it once...."
Cena: "Whos promo is this anyway... Ok Scott Kincaid.. well Kincaid.. a few weeks ago, I stepped into the ring to face you! Now i'll admit, I was pissed that out match was not for the Extreme Championship of the world.. but hey.. I got that now anyway.. so that's all forgotten! Kincaid, the only thing I dislike about you.. is your choice of friends.. your choice of company.. and your choice of a partner this week! As i told you before I kicked your ass a few weeks ago.. I would have respected you.... but you chose that asshole Ikeda to come here with.. tried to attach yourself to him and live off his grandslam... and thats pathetic in itself! But now, now your a man whos fighting for my enemy! Your the man whos trying to allow Ikeda to walk out with gold.. and I aint taking that shit from anyone! Anybody that tries to get gold into the Ikeda camp.. has to come through Cena first! I mean, when I pinned you 1.. 2... 3 in the center of the ring, that was to send a message to our little friend.. to teach him that on NO circumstances do you mess with the franchise! He took my title.. and to teach him a lesson.. I smashed your brains in with Jackie's title! There was nothing personal in it Kincaid.. as a matter of fact, as a person I have very little against you.. but any friend of Wes's is an automatic enemy of mine! And i'm gonig to be the one standing between your team and gold this weekend.. jst as Hanley stood between Wes and the World Championship last year.. I will do so this year with the tag titles! Kincaid, you were Extreme Champion.. and as soon as somebody wins a title you have to respect them! Hell you won it from my partner, Dude Nick.. that's something that takes a lot of guts, and a lot of strength.. but.. you did need help from TWO other men in order to achieve that... when Rhyno and Archaos stormed the ring and enable to to steal the championship! Dude Nick was not put away by the clover leaf or whatever crappy moves you do.. he was put away because he was unexpectedly hit by a Gore! He wasn't prepared for Rhyno... hewas prepared for you.. and nothing you could have done would have beaten him! Kincaid, you got lucky to take that title from him... but at the same time.. I got lucky.. because it meant my friend was out of the way.. and I could focus on getting my hands on the next title that I wanted! The only reason i didn't go after your friend again was because I wanted the fucking grandslam.. which I am now 2 belts away from.. and after I finish off you and everyone else in that chamber.. i'll be ONE belt away from! I'm not having a man that comes in after spending 20 fucking years at wrestling school take the Tag Team Titles before I do! I have been trying and tryingg to take them since Cold Day In Hell 2004, and here we are at Survival of the Fittest 2005, and I still haven't tasted the glory... the closest i've got is now that im holding the belt.. and it's not even mine! But Kincaid, that will all change soon... no matter how badly you want to win... no matter how much you come out here and shout your mouth off about being technically better than everyone or whatever else.. you can NEVER survive the Elimination Chamber! They never taught you this in wrestling school... this isn't fucking mat wrestling.. this is warfare of the highest level! You can run your mouth and say whatever you like.. but you know your just lying to yourself, and to the world! You can hide behind Ikeda and hope he comes out of there with the gold in his hands and gives one to you... but you'd just be a fucking pussy if you did that! You've got to get in the ring, and you've got to FIGHT! And whenn you do.. you will be thrown back down to ground so quickly it's untrue! You might have 20 years of training.. but that was in the rings with no hopers like Justin or whatever his name was... it didn't teach you how to handle being flung into steel... having your face mashed against it until you bleed... being hurled against chain, or being shoved through glass! Did it teahc you how to kick out when your whole body is a fucked up bloody mess.. and how to keep fighting even though your getting your ass handed to you on a plate? Did it teahc you how to go through hell and back, and keep fighting until you are an inch away from losing your very life? Those are the things you can only learn from being at the top of the business for as long as i've been. You can only learn from main eventing with the best.. and not just going for comfortable wins over people such as The Solution Quentin Verano, or KANE like you did Kincaid! When you faced me you were four wins, no defeats and now look at you.. 4 wins, 2 defeats and a draw! Your record is slowly turning downhill Scott.. it's getting worse and worse every match, and it sure as hell wont improve inside the chamber if I have anything to do with it! YOu don't have ANY idea what i'm gonig to do to people... what i'm capable of! If you saw the way Nick beat the life outta that Auron guy.. you'd know what he can do.. but I.. i'm so much more! He might have the size.. but i'm a 3 time fucking champion in this fed! I created the most dominent stable of 2004.. and then joined what will be the most dominant stable of 2005! I showed the world just what John Cena can do from my very first night here.. and when I was nine wins on the bounce without defeat... and TV champion of the world... people began to realise just how amazing John Cena can be! But Kincaid.. nobody thinks your amazing.. nobody thinks your anything special whatsoever! We all just think your a fucking joke! You come out here and talk bout how you were at school for 20 years and now you've got a career through your friend... thats not a fucking achievement.. thats just an insult! It's an insult that somebody could get a career so easily, just because they are well connected! Hell you even got a title out of who you know.. and it makes me fucking sick! But Kincaid.. for once.. this weekend.. knowing Wes is not gonig to be in your best interests.. because once you watch the destruction I inflict on him, and watch him DIE in the ring.. you'll be next... simply because your his friend.. and watching you suffer from the depths of hell I send him to.. will make things even worse for him! So it's nothing personal.. i'm just gonna wash this companys hands of Wes Ikeda.. and then take out anybody and everybody that meant anything to him! And that.. you better fucknig believe Kincaid! Because when we go into the chamber.. you will pay the price for your sins.. and will fell pain like NEVER before.. taste your own blood.. and you will then think carefully.. before siding with ANYONE that has pwerful enemies like Cena EVER again!"
Jackie: "Ok so you've spoken about Scott Kincaid as part of this team.. but what about on his own? WHat are your view of Kincaid as an out and out wrestler?"
Cena: "HA don't make me laugh Jackie... Kincaid as a wreslter.. oh god thats a good one! Kincaid was never cut out for the big time.. and never will be! He spent too long learning to do anything when he's away from his little books and his stupid little pupils! YOu gotta learn Kincaid.. wrestling is not about what you can learn from books or videos. It's not about schooling... and just because your top of your pathetic little class... doesn't mean you can cut it in the EMF! Your wrestlnig ability is poor.. your finishing hold is about as painfull as being hit with bubble wrap.. and your style is just so god damn easy to counter! You never had what it took... never for a second. YOu don't have the right look for this business.. hell your too OLD for this business! I'm not pretending i'm particularly young Kincaid.. but you got 3 little children sitting at home and a wife you never see! You talk about God as if he's your next door neighbour.. but you wrestle as though you were visiting the bathroom when he handed out wrestling talent! You got nothing Kincaid.. nothing on me.. and the record speaks for itself.. John Cena Vs Sccotty Kincaid, One on One.. the winner was JOHN CENA! Coz i didn't piss about Kincaid! I didn't go for all your little wrestling moves.. all your little submission holds... all your little school learnt techniques.. I saw the way you were fighting and I thought to myself.. lets put this kid in his place! You claimed you were the Extreme Champion... yet one little shot with the title belt and you went down like a fly! It was too easy.. I could have beaten you 50 times over without breaking a sweat! You got a lot of learning to do in thiis industry kid.. a LOT of learning! That learning can not come in any other way then from stepping into the ring and FIGHTING! That's what you gotta do.. you gotta get into the ring, the chamber this weekend.. and fight! That way you will learn what is needed! Will you win it... fuck no! But will you get a lesson outta it.. well if you don't fuck abot and hide behing Ikeda i'd say you will! You got a tiny bit of talent hiding in there somewhere... not much I mgiht add... but if you nurture it, and don't go throwing away your career kissing Ikeda's ass.. you might just get another break.. I dunno.. maybe hold another championship.. it's possible.. but not if you become a glorified ass kisser like your on the route to being! If I gotta FU the message into your head you be I will... if I gotta beat the fuck out of you to make you see sense, and to make you see that you made a bad choice then hell yea i'll do that.. but I can't go doing you favours forever kid... one day you gota learn that in this business, those you trust are hard to find.. and you can't just walk in here, find the first successful superstar you see, and trust him to take you to the top! Do you think Kincaid, that if you had something Wes wanted.. he'd hesistate in turning on you? Can you trust him enough not to turn round and hit you over the head if you were to win the World Title.. or what if there was a number one contenders tournament and you drew Wes.. and beat him.. do you think he'd just let it slide? Can you trust Wes that god damn much? We all know what he wants.. and it doesn't involve you.. well, it does in that your the poor sucker whos talent he's relying on to take him to the tag team championships! Man, you could have had something big! When you came here.. you were wrestling your heart out, and taking matches.. but can you ever break outta Wes's shadow? I severely doubt it! I know you'll say your a former champ.. but so was Rhyno.. did he ever get out of the shadow of the franchise... no he did not! He was always going to be 2nd best to me.. and that's what you will become Scotty. You could have come here and done your own thing, been a little respected, still had your title.. unless I decided to take it from you anyway.. but you would have had more talent certainly if you didn't let Wes shadow it all out. Your not gonig to achieve anything like that... and you certainly wont be achieving tag team success inside the confine of the chamber! You had just better hope there's enough space inside that chamber for you to run from me.. and keep running for a LONG time.. because if I get anywhere near you.. you are going to feel pain, and you are going to taste the FU! You, like many of the others have battles me and avoided it.. but I promise that none of you can avoid it any longe! Your going to be trapped inside the chamber with me.. where are you going to run? WHat are you gonig to doKincaid? If I go for the FU.. are you gonig to chuck your little body guard at me and have me take him out? Of.. that wont be possible.. because he'll already be a wreck when i'm through with him! YOur not going to beleive the outcome of this one Kincaid! I'm betting Wes is gonna take you to meet his family.. and your all gonna sit round and talk about how your walknig out of there with the titles and have no challenge.. well i'm gonna prove you all DEAD WRONG! I don't care who you got backing you up... hell bring Badd Boy with you.. that would be a fucking laugh! The 3 of you.. together... GETTING YOUR ASSES KICKED BY THE FRANCHISE! Wouldn't that be a turn up... Cena takes down another Hall of Famer.. although, I don't really care about all that now.. seeing as most of them don't exactly got what it takes anymore! But Kincaid... in all honesty.. I don't hate you personally.. but in that chamber i'm taking no fucknig prisoners.. and i'm making no friends! Whoever crosses my path gets hurt, and whoever gets hurt gets eliminated! I'm not pissing about this time! I've had 4 attempts before this and it's fucking retarded that my partners have come up short EVERY time! But I can swear down that not me, nor any of my partners would EVER be beaten by the likes of you! Evven if i was still partnering Kurt fucking Engle, he would not fall and lose to you! I can guarentee you Kincaid that however this match goes down, it will not be your team leaving the chamber with the belts over your shoulders.. and you will not leave the chamber without feeling the full effects of the FU! You dodged me once... but you sure as fuck wont do it again... and thats not a promise Kincaid... in the words of Heyman... its a fucking gospel! Word Life!"
(As Cena finishes talknig on the topic of Scotty Kincaid, it looks as though he's finished his promos for the Elimination Chamber match. Suddernly some generic theme, that slightly resembles the Other World theme blasts out, and they two guys the paparazzi were taking shots of appear on stage. Jackie, noticing that the theme sounds like that of her newest rival, steps back behind Cena, and Pun joins him. The 2 guys run down the ramp, and look like they are about to attack John and Pun. However they stop just before the ring.. and take a few steps back. Cena drops the 2 title belts he was holding and Pun throws down his TV Title, and they beckon for the guys to get in the ring. Suddernly Jackie screams as she gets thrown out of the ring... and 2 other guys attack Cena and Punisher from behind. They knock them down with hard shots to the back, and the 3 men now in the ring begin stomping on them.. and the 2 others join them in the ring.)
J.R: "This is a freaking 5 on 1 assault..."
(Suddernly Cena and Pun look to be fighting back. After the initial shock they take command.. and Punisher powers up, sendin 2 guys flying backwards. Cena does the same, and as one flys back, he nails a huge clothesline on another. There is then one man left standing, and Cena and Pun use a HUGE double suplex to take him down. However the 5 of them roll out the ring.. and begin to regroup, about to pounce on their victims again..)
J.R: "The numbers game could cost them here..."
(Then, Number One by Neddie rings out through the arena! The fans begin to boo even louder. The 5 men turn and see Dude Nick running down the ramp. The mn attack again.. but as they were losing 5 on 2.. the 5 on 3 is even worse. Cena and Nick fling 2 straight over the ropes.. and the remaining 3 are dealt with by an FU, a Dudemeister and a Capital Punishment from the men in the ring. Bad, Bad Man then rings out as they stand in the ring. Punisher and Nick exchange an unesy look, but Cena stands in the middle, and they both take an arm of his and raise it in the air, to more boos from the crowd. Cena and Nick then reach down for a championship belt, thinknig it is the Extreme Title.. but they both pick up the Tag Title Belt accidently. Nick looks like he was about to pass it to Cena, but seeing what it is.. he doesn't let go. The two look at eachother, and then hold the Tag belt high. THe crowd boo, and Jackie gets into the ring, holding her head.. and passes Cena his own title. Cena slings it over his sholuder, and Punisher tkaes his TV Title. Cena and Nick hold the tag title a bit, raising it over the heads of their victims.. before reluctantly passing it back to it's current owner, Punisher. Capital Punishment blasts out as Punisher leaves, and then Bad, Bad Man follows, and Cena, Nick and Jackie go up the ramp, Cena putting an arm around Jackie to comfort her, and the scene fades with them going off behind the curtain, with 5 random body guards down in and around the ring.)
(We re-open a few days later. It is now thursday, and the Elimination Chamber looms ever closer. Cena is shown sitting at his table, relaxing, with his Extreme Title belt on his shoulder. He has a beer on the table, and is reading some football scores in the newspaper. Natasha is busy cleaning around him, and Jackie is watching the events fro the house show on TV with Torrie and Dude Nick, who are visiting again... The narrator asks himself what life was like in this house the last time Dude Nick and Torrie WEREN'T here.. but then remembers he's not payed to think.. only to write.. and returns to his job. Chris Masters is also sitting there with them, and it is he that speaks first.)
Chris Masters: "No matter how many times we watch this.. it aint gonna change.. you realise that right?"
Jackie: "I've got to work out who they are... who Dumas has working for her.. if I can't.. she's got a huge advantage gonig into the Pay Per View."
Dude Nick: "Exactly... who the fuck were those guys... that's 2 attacks i've had in a few days..."
(At this Cena walks through the door, and talks to them all..)
Cena: "And you all think that both attacks are completely unconnected... huh?"
Jackie: "Of course they are... one was on me... and the other on Torrie.. and besides.. one was from Tidus and the other Amy"
Cena: "Wrong.. wrong.. and WRONG! Amy had nothing to do with it... in case you didn't realise.. The Other World music came from Cloud and Tidus's reality.. they were trying to get us again.. this time they looked like Cloud's people.. it was another attack from them.. trying to eliminate us!"
Dude Nick: "What makes you think that..."
Cena: "That fact that their team name on the sign was "Snow Fall" was a bit of a giveaway.. see the tie with Avalanche..."
Dude Nick: "It could be a coincedence though John... or just some Avalanche fans... trying to help their team.."
Jackie: "Well either way John... Cloud is the one man you never covered.. I realised it last night.. so maybe you want to do a promo on him... "
Cena: "Yea I know.. and I will.. now that the cameras are up and rolling again! Cloud.. or whatever your name is.. god, how did they come up with that one? Though I suppose its fitting that the worst wrestler in the federation has the worst name in the federation! Your named after big white fluffy things that hang in the sky.. and to be honest your about as dangerous as them too! However, beleive it or not.. your the only man going into the Elimination Chamber with an unbeaten record...been in one match.. and won it! So i suppose that makes you think you are going to win it huh.. I suppose you think jsut coz you've NEVER been pinned... it means that record will last through the chamber.. well if you think that then your god damn wrong! If you come out and say that, you will automatically, before the match even takes place, have a record of talknig bullshit.. coz yor team is the one team who has NO CHANCE of walking outta that chamber with gold! Avalanche... how pathetic. I ran my mouth about Tidus already.. I suppose you got a little more ability than he dos.. but lets face it... being better than a man who loses to a freaking pirate is not hard! Tidus walked the plank.. but you cloud will walk death fucknig row when you come face to face with Cena! You might have your little friends like Auron trying to take me out... of 5 men, whom although I cannot certainly link to you.. look damn sure like it was you... but really Cloud, no matter what you do, you still got no chance in hell in walking outta the chamber with MY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! I refuse point blank to lose to someone who spent most of their life killing creatures with some kinda magical sword.. coz that's just lame, and is not the kinda background you need to succeed iis the Extreme Measures Federation! You have one win which you will boast about... but for fuck sake it was against AN ARKIE and some half asses partner. You couldn't even fucking cut a proper promo when you came here... and still I swear that everything you say is fucking foreign! Nothing you guys say makes sense.. and when you do sound romotely like you talking about wrestling.. it sounds like your talking out of your asses anyway! Your both a fucknig joke, but to be honest, there's not too much more I can say about you guys.. seeing as your such nobodies! Seeing as you have givern nothing to the industry, and seeing as how I have never faced either of you. But what I will tell you is... keep dreaming kids! When I came here.. I was dreaming... dreaming of one day holding gold.. and when I finally did.. that was when I got respected.. but I still would not have fucknig qualified for the Chamber! You got a big oppertunity ahead of you both this weekend... one I know you will be unable to grasp.. but still take a few days to dream about it. Dream about pinnig me, Wes, Angelus, MDK and the rest, on your way to becoming EMF World Tag Team Champions... because in reality.. you will be the first team kicked out the door! The only way you could avoid it would be to enter the chamber 6th.. even then you'd probably still go out first! Your the pathetic no hopers.. who can't win no matter if you give 50, 100, or 2 million percent of what you've got in there. No matter what you do, and how much of your capability you achieve.. you wont even outlast one team.. not even the mystery team, whom im sure will be anoter couple of no hopers anyway! But it could be the returning Brock Lesnar and Eddie Gueerero.. and they'd still out class a couple of nobodies like you. At least they even have a professional background.. which is more than can be said for either of you two.. other than a history of doing fuck all for wrestling. Your even worse than Kincaid.. at least his history was loosely based on the ring.. you guys probably walked in here by accident but got hired coz Mike needed to make it look like he was doing something.. make it look like he was actually hiring some decent talent.. when in reality he wasn't.. he was just hiring the jesters to entertain everyone with tales of how they are on a 50 match losing streak that shows no signs of ending... granted that wont happen for a whiel.. but I can just here you telling us that this time next year.. or however long it takes for you to get to that many matches. I'm sure in time you can join your idles, AN ARKIE, Lance Sologub and KANE in the world of jobbers.. and then you will have achieved everything you set out to do here. You say you just want to entertain your loyal fans.. err... What fans? You have about as many fans as the national paint drtying competition.. and you score a lot lower on the entertainment factor! You guys would have a hard time entertaining the worlds most bored man.. let alone a crowd the size of what we will have when Survival of the Fittest goes on air. I suppose it can be quite entertaining to watch a sacrifice though.. they used to be big draws back in the day huh... but we already got 10 other guys sacrificing themselvs for titles.. so why don't you both just crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and leave us alone? Why don't you go back to whatever you did before you came here.. because you could not be any worse at it then you are in the ring! You brag about beating AN ARKIE as if it just won you the World Championship.. instead of having just beaten a jobber who everyone beats when they are new! I do respect one thing about you though Cloud.. the fact that you are actually considering a match that is so likely to bring about your downfall... and have not asked to be pulled out of it yet! That takes guts.. either that or just stupidity. Do you actually consider yourself winning material? Or would you be happy with just not being the first team booted out of there? That's the question you gotta ask yourself Cloud.. couldn't you just pin some other loser, and then walk out.. head held high.. I suppose it depends on what you want out of the match. If you want the gold and don't care how much blood you lose getting it.. then I suppose you have to accept the pain you will recieve. If however you jsut want to gain some credibility as a team.. then when the doors open to release the first team eliminated.. run out Cloud.. and your reputation could go unhinged.. unless of course you are the first to go down.. in which case.. better luck next time!"
Jackie: "YOu know, it really is amazing how much you have to say about someone thats never wrestled a proper match agaisnt anyone other than jobbers.. but still it's gonig great John.. keep it up.."
Cena: "Well Cloud, you have my advice.. now for the part i'm gonna enjoy telling you... what happens if you don't bloody well FOLLOW IT! YOu see CLoud, many times i've stepped into the ring with people like you. People that run thier mouth about being able to beat anyone and everyone that steps through the ropes.. and being able to be champion LONG before their time. YOu know what I do to them Cloud.. I come out... and I prove them wrong... then I beat them to the ground just for good measure! The FU never tastes so sweet, as when it's on a victim that i'm proving a point to.. that i'm brining back down to earth... that i'm teaching a VERY valueble lesson to! Cloud, you don't want to be one of them.. beleive me! You can be cocky, hell yea who isn't in this business.. but if you can't back it up.. don't do it to the wrong people! The FU is the greatest weapon of all... not even the sledgehammer can deal that much damage.. and if you cross my path... you might just learn that one for yourself! You didn't come here for glory you say... you tell us you came here for the fans.. what a load of bullshit! If there's a man backstage that doesn't want to be World Heavyweight Champion then quite honestly, they don't fucking well belong here! If you don't want the World Title then why be here? YOu have to have goals, or where is your motivation going to come from? You wont have a hope in hell in winning if your not correctly motivated. You're having a fucking laugh if your really only here to entertain a few fans.... what do you EVER get out of that! The satisfaction of being loved... I guess your lack of a woman means you need that huh. Well I don't.. and that's possibly why I don't give a fuck about the fans.. and why all I want is glory to be achieved! I want to taste gold.. to see the looks on people's faces when I wrench that gold away from them.. and to cause pain in the process! YOu Cloud.. you jsut want to be liked.. thats just lame at its lowest point! But hey... who cares... its your life right... WRONG! Because this week your life is completely in my hands... and your life will NOT be worth living! I will damage you behond belief.. I will beat you down and chuck what remians of you from the ring! I will absolutely 100% destroy you.. and I will let you see for yourself just what you got yourself into when you signed on Mike's dotted line! That was the biggest mistake of your life.. and one day soon you will realise it.. and you will regret it for a LONG time after I put you on the injured list.. and your in ring career will END that day.. and if ever you do mount an amazing comeback... you will regret it because ever punch you throw will hurt you... every kick you land will make you scream... and ever shot you take will give you SO much pain you will never beleive it! YOu will regret the day you agreed to fight John Cena.. and you will regret the day you consented to step inside Cena's cell! Cloud.. you will learn to respect the franchise... and my God.. you will NEVER challenge for Tag Team gold again! Sure you can take on teams of jobbers like AN ARKIE.. but taking on proper teams.. like myself and Nick.. you will be too god damn afraid to even consider it! You are a fucking joke Cloud.. and so is Tidus.. and thats something you both have to live with! You can probably hit your little double team move... or whatever kinda moves you want.. but it will NEVER keep John Cena or Dude Nick down for the count! Avalanche.. you do what the fuck you like.. but if John Cena ends your career... in the words of Snitsky.. that WONT BE MY FAULT! You can taste the FU.. or you can runaway. You can be pinned... or you can pin everyone else.. well you can't but you can try! You can get hurt.. or you can try to cause pain... your choices boys.. but jsut remember who your dealing with... who you have to take on.. and whos gonna be there giving you the ass whooping of the centuary! I wish you both the best of luck I really do.. because beleive me.. your gonna fucking well need it! Only one more thing to say to you guys.. and thats,.. IF YOU WANT SOME... COME GET SOME! You can come out to the chamber and test the franchise... but Avalanche.. your time to get beaten down.. IS NOW! Word Life!"
(Suddernly Jackie's voice is heard screaming "Quick John.. come here quickly!" Cena looks up to see a news logo flash across the screen of the TV. Jackie had stopped watching the video at what looked like precisely the right time.. as it said "Breaking News- EMF Elimination Chamber Match has 6th Team Confirmed.")
Newsreader: "We interupt this programme to bring you this special EMF news report. THe 12 man Elimination Chamber Match scheduled for Survival of the Fittest, has the 6th team confirmed. The match, originally gonig to contain Cena and Dude Nick, Angelus Archer and a Mystery Opponent, Wes Ikeda and Scott Kincaid, MDK and Neddie GUerrero and some mystery team.. now has the mystery team confirmed. Championship hunter Dewey Pond has confirmed himself and a mystery partner will take the last spot. Dewey Pond who has recieved numerous shots at the Intercontinental and TV Championships.. will hope to finally claim gold when he steps inside the Chamber, having to beat 5 other teams to do it.. it could prove quite the mountain to climb.. but if he can do it.. he will no doubt improve his respect levels in the back by a huge percentage..."
(Cena switches off the TV. He looks angry. Dude Nick gives him a trademark grin.. and asks what everyone is thinking...)
Dude Nick: "That's a fucking joke right... Dewey Pond.. we'll eliminate him in about 5 seconds.. HA.. this match just gets easier and easier man.."
Cena: "Yea.. well.. he's one of the few people that i've beaten and gotten into the ring with again... and beaten again! Only him and Wasabi have I beaten twice.. I beat him and Tori in mixed tag.. and I beat him and Wasabi in tag team action! He's actually gonig to make this thing easier for me.. because I know for god damn fact that I'm a better wrestler than him! He had fucking Wasabi as a partner.. and I only had QHI James Hardy... yet I still managed to beat the hell out of him in a match! It was too easy.. and what the fuck is wrong with him! How can he even consider gonig into the elimination chamber when he has a pregnant wife at home... I mean.. whos gonig to fetch the lemonade??? God.. its going to be hard for me to beat the shit out of a guy whos needed so much by a woman... but seeing as Tori got on my nerves before when I was with Trish.. I will not stop myslef from beating the living hell out of him and beating him for the THIRD TIME! Dewey Pond does not scare me.. my God.. of all the people it could have been he's perhaps the biggest joke of the lot! Dewey Pond constantly talks his way into shots at the TV Title or the IC Title.. but isn't that just for card filling? Isn't it just to give the champions an easy defence? I mean for fuck sake.. he will never EVER hold a championship in his life.. because he just doesn't cut it at this level! Dewey Pond is absolute scum of this company.. he's just a fucking laugh.. I cannot beleive Mike even signed him into this match! If I have to FU the son of a bitch personally.. you bet your bottom doller that i'd enjoy every second of it! I can't say I hate Dewey, because he gives me an easy win every now and then. This chamber is CENA'S CHAMBER now that Dewey "I want a title but NEVER can have one.." Pond! He's taken on Ikeda... MDK... Punisher.. jsut about everyone to try and gain a title.. but has never cut it at that kind of level. If it came down to me, Nick, Dewey and his partner.. in that stupid thing.. you know who i'm targetting! His partner could be any low life.. AN ARKIE even.. and i'd go for Pond... because he's my good luck charm when it comes to wrestling! Whatever match Cena and Pond are in.. Cena will ALWAYS win it.. and that's a fucking fact! It's just like putting Angelus one on one with QHI.. like we did a few weeks ago.. how one sided was that??? That's how one sided this chamber will be now that you've thrown in Dewey Pond! I seriously could not care less what it takes from me to put these teams away.. because if you look at the match.. it's not REALLY that hard. All I have to do is piun the low life that is Dewey Pond, Tidus, MDK Angelus's partner and Scott Kincaid and it's an easy ticket to the tag team championships! I could even take the hard route of pinning Archer, Wes, Neddy, Cloud.... and Dewey's partner.. and it still would not challenge me! I don't care what I have to do in that chamber.. I will do it! And Pond.. thank you! THank you so much for agreeeing to be in the chamber match... because Dewey.. it will be my honour to take me record over you to 3 matches, 3 victories.. and to walk ot as One Half of the EMF Tag Team Champions! Word Life Dewey Pond... WORD LIFE!
Jackie: "Hm.. I was expecting a slightly longer speech on Dewey but ok..."
Cena: "Why bother saying masses on a worthless wrestler who sets his sights too high and attempts to win titles numerous time.. knowing he's never EVER going to tget there! Before he was just stepping into one on one matches... but The Elimination Chamber... thats somethnig quite different.."
Jackie: "You could say the kids got guts.. as opposed to being stupid..."
Cena: "Well.. if he has got guts... we will certainly see them spewed all over the ring come Survival of the Fittest! But anyway... me and Nick have gotta go pick something up before our match... remember? So we had better be going soon seeing as we wont get a chance tomorrow..."
Jackie: "Oh... I wish you wouldn't keep things from me..."
Cena: "Well i'm sorry baby but me and Nick are gonna be Tag Team Champions of the world.. so we are bound to keep some things from you.. and this is REALLY important you don't know about.. ok?"
Jackie: "ok, i'll trust you... as i'm sure it's a wonderful surprise.. but on one condition..."
Cena: "It is.. and go on then..."
Jackie: "You let me ask you one final question before the Elimination Chamber Match..."
Cena: "ok but be quick about it... if you don't mind..."
Jackie: "Ok, my final question is.. you are the favourites to walk out of Survival of the Fittest and win the ELimination Chamber... in my eyes at least... does that add any extra pressure to you both.. and how does it make you feel?"
Cena: "Hm.. well i'm not sure who you got your odds from... probably you made them up.. but still. In my eyes, yes being the favourites to win would be fair, because we've earnt it! We've been a team for longer than anyone in the chamber with the exception of Neddie and MDK, and we've givern more to this industry than any of the other teams! In the last year we have held 4 titles between us... more than ANY OTHER team going into the chamber. We are the here and now.. and to be quite honest, we've put more into this match than any other team could even think of. We deserve to win this match way more than anyone else, and we know it! We are going to go in there, give absolutely 100%, and walk out, heads held high, gold over our shoulders! It's high fucking time people respected Cena for what he is.. a TRUE CHAMPION! Being the favourites... yea we got the pressure of the fact that anything less than a win is unacceptable.. but then again, we don't have to excel as much as any other team to walk out with the gold. So in some ways it adds pressure.. in others it doesn't, but one thing is for certain. No miscarraige of justice, no lights cutting out, no biased referees no NOTHING is gonig to stop me this time! I've worked tirelessly week in, week out, trying to obtain the Tag Team Championships, and as of yet.. i've been unable to take them. Does that piss me off... yes of course it does.. does it fucking irritate me that FOUR TIME i've been screwed out of tag team success.. well who wouldn't that get to.. but i have full faith in this man here.. and I trust him with my own life! Hell if I got injured.. he's the only man i'd trust to take this belt from me! The world will never know whats hit them when Cena and Dude Nick take the tag titles... and I can guaren-damn-tee that we will hold them for a good long time! It doesn't matter if its us Vs Avalanche, or us Vs DTC at the end... because when it's all over, and the smoke clears and the dust settles, it will be The Doctor of Thugonomics.. THE FRANCHISE and the DOUBLE CHAMPION JOHN CENA!!! And THe Human Wrecking Ball, The former Extreme Champion and the soon to be Intercontinental Champion DUDE NICK who hold tha tag team gold that everybody wants so badly.. and there is not a damn thing any of those other 10 men can do about it! We are the Tag Team Champions to be.. and when we are, I will look back on these days of worrying about trash talknig and laugh.. because at the end of the day there was one clear winner from the start.. THe Franchise.. JOHN CENA! Word Life!"
Jackie: "Ha ok.. i'll let you go.. just make sure the surprise is worth it..."
(Cena and Nick head out of the house. Jackie and Torrie turn to eachother...)
Jackie: "I can't beleive they didn't know we knew where they were going..."
Torrie: "I know... getting the ring... that's really sweet Jackie.."
Jackie: "yea.. it is. Anyway Torrie.. your gonna be my maid of honour right?"
Torrie: "Oh my God you really want ME to be it...?"
Jackie: "Well who else is there... I know he hasn't OFFICIALLY asked yet.. but when he does... you'll do it?"
Torrie: "Oh of course I will... thanks Jackie..."
(Jackie hugs Torrie as the scene cuts to Cena and Nick. They are walknig up the path to Cena's Aston Martin. As they are getting in Nick says..)
Dude Nick: "What do we do if Dumas is in her office..."
Cena: "I don't give a fuck.. we get that ring outta there!"
Dude Nick: "So it's really happeneing for you and JAckie then huh... one question...."
Cena: "Go on.."
Dude Nick: "Whos your best man... coz if its Rhyno........."
(The two burst out laughing, and climb into the Aston Martin. They drive off to retrieve Cena's ring... something which could potentially prove more difficult then the Elimination Chamber Match itself.. but hey, only time will tell. We get one last shot of our soon to be Tag Champs, laughing as Cena pulls out o his long drive way.. and then the scene fades, waiting... and wondering what will happen.. when the chamber is lowered!)
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