||- Foreword -||

(The scene opens. John Cena is shown sitting in his garden, when Natasha Jones comes out to join him, looknig rather pale.)

Cena: "Are you ok? You are looking rather ill..."

Natasha: "I just keep throwing up.. damn morning sickness.. and i'm meant to be meeting the family today... what can I do?"

Cena: "I'm sure you'll feel better once you get some coffeee down you.. here.."

Natasha: "NO! Keep it away from me.. just the smell of it makes me gag!"

Cena: "I though you liked..."

Natasha: "Not now I don't! Just keep all coffee away from me!"

Cena: "Ok, I understand baby."

Natasha: "Sorry.. I didn't mean to snap.. it's just.. you know.."

Cena: "Yea I know.. but you gotta admit it IS exciting.."

Natasha: "Yea.. it will all be worth it in the end when I hold my little baby in my arms! I can't believe i'm like 6 weeks into this already.. though I am starting to feel weird..."

Cena: "You don't look any different.. other than the fact that your slightly pale..."

Natasha: "Yea.. in fact I lost a pound last week.. which was worrying.. but the doctor ensured me it was normal at this stage! Anyway John.. i'm sure you don't want to talk about my body all the time.. you got a match at the Pay Per View?"

Cena: "Yea.. a fucking joke of one though... i'm facing the "Quintessential Hardkore Ikon.." or whatever he's called... how easy is that gonig to be!"

Natasha: "Ha.. yea he is a bit of a joke.. but I wish you great luck! Have you wrestled him before?"

Cena: "No.. but he's been my tag team partner.. and he was even a fucking joke then! I didn't even like him when he was teaming with me.. he left me all alone to deal with a Hall of Famer whilst he continued with his fucking feud with the Lemonade man.. and then I managed to score the win by myself.. but do I get even one word of thanks for scoring the fall that got him a win over his hated Pond.. hell no! He then disapears off the face of the planet.. and when he comes back he thinks i'm gonig to be in the least bit interested in joining him.. teaming with him again and going for the Tag Titles.. as if I don't have anyone better to join! ANd then he says he thinks he'll make a good Extreme Champion.. he thinks he's "Hardkore.." hell he can't even spell the fucking word! The Extreme CHampionship is not a championship for nobodies.. it's a title for those who can fighttheir hearts out and kick out no matter what their opponents throw at them! I will not be beaten by anyone like fucking QHI... he comes out week in week out and loses against people like Dewey Pond.. and then magically gets this Pay Per View match with me.. just because he randomly decides he deserves it!He decides its my blood he wants and he comes to try and take it.. well guess what Hardy.. you picked the wrong guy to come and mess with! You decide to mess with a guy who's been inside, dominated and WON THe ELimination Chamber.. beat the Psychotic Deamon Archaos to the Extreme Title.. and single handidly is carrying the Elite Stable forward in this federation! I have achieved more in a week than QHI has achieved in his career.. and i've held more titles in one year than he can EVER dream of holding in his career! He's just a joke.. and i'm the real deal! I could beat him into the ground any day of the week.. and the fact that I have to do it at a Pay Per View when I couldd be facing someone decent is just an insult! Then again it could be quite nice to do 2 years, 2 Legacy's of Blood.. 2 wins over Hardy Boyz.. but that's where things go pear shaped for me.. Because when you think of the Hardy Boyz.. you get Matt and Jeff.. so who the fuck is James??? Is he the runt like Spike Dudley who will never amount to anything and then end up in some reject fed ran by washed up superstars... or is he even related to the Hardyz that scaled such great heights and won numerous Tag CHampionships in the WWE? Is he a relation of the man I FU'ed and humiliated last year.. or is he just a man using the name to try and get a bit of credibility? Because if that's the case.. it's simply pathetic! If your seriously trying to attach yourself to a famous name just to get a little bit more fame and fortune in the Extreme Measures Federation.. you might as well fuck off home right now Hardy! If your really that lame and want to be known as "The Hardy Boy that just couldn't cut it.." just for the sake of getting known.. then fair enough.. but don't expect to be able to make John Cena a name you can conquer and add to your lise of people who "Hell froze over for and you stole a win against!" You're seriously one of the worst talents i've ever seen around here.. and I had to watch Brock Lesnar run his mouth with Eddie Guerrero not so long ago! There is no worse than an annoying little bastard who just wont lay down and admit he has no hope in this industry no matter how many times he gets beaten.. he always comes back for another stab at the cherry of glory! Now normally, i'd say thats admirable.. and a quality that more people should have.. but when your as hopeless as the Ikon himself.. you should just let down and be done with! Just walk away from the business altogether and start afresh elsewhere. Face it Hardy.. you've failed here.. end of! Nothing you can do can rectify your fault.. and nothing you can do can save your career from the downward spiral its currently in. Beating me this sunday.. yea that might be enough to get you noticed.. but what would that mean? It would mean you'd have to face me again for the title.. and i'd just go out and absolutely crush you, like the worm you are, and spoil your little image that you're beter than me.. because simply Hardy.. you're NOT IN MY LEAGUE! I'm one of the big names around here.. in fact the fucking biggest name around here! I'm the bloody franchise player.. the former Tag Team, IC and TV Champio.. and the current Extreme Champion of the world! These things don;t come without sacrifice.. and without pain and suffering! I've been knocked down more times that you've had hot dinners... but every time I manage to fight back up, and continue my match through until the end.. when normally I end up celebrating a stunning victory! I normally get the pleause of FU'ing my opponent.. hard.. and taking what is MINE! But this match.. this is nothing! It's a case of you can beat me.. and you still wont be champion.. so really what's the point in you being in it? All you can get out of it is an ass kicking.. and if you avoid it this sunday.. you'll get it as soon as Mike schedules our little title match.. so it's a lose lose situation for you.. and one where whoever loses.. I WIN! Then I get to go on and referee a match at Legacy of Blood.. so I can't really complain at having 2 appearances on one night.. but really it should be something bigger... like an Extreme TItle defence against a competant superstar! Someone who can actually give me a challenge.. and actually make me work for the pin fall! Someone who can hit moves on me.. and can make me feel pain. Someone who can utalise the weapons around him successfully.. and actually make me sweat.. make me bleed.. make me HURT! Coz I don't mind pain Hardy.. in fact I quite enjoy it.. but what I enjoy even more.. is seeing my opponents hurting.. and I mean REALLY hurting! I enjoy hearing their bones snap.. their ligaments strain.. and I enjoy watchig blood ooze from their bodies! I might be sidistic.. but in the ring anything goes.. and those are the rules Cena plays by! Outside the ring i'm not that bad.. hell i'm gonna be raising a child soon wih the loveliest girl a guy could ever meet.. but in the ring.. there are no rules.. no boundaries.. only Cena.. and his opponent.. and one winner.. one loser.. and you better damn believe.. Cena never loses!"

Natasha: "I worked that out long ago.. but tell me John.. from your experiance in the division, what exactly is stopping QHI being the champion he wants so badly to be?"

Cena: "Well the main thing stopping him is.. ME! I'm the damn toughst Extreme Champion the world has ever seen! Nobody will take this championship belt from me.. least of all a fucking runt like Hardy.. he just doesn't have the right skills! He's not capable of completely and utterly inialating a man, for the sake of taking the championship! Your not capable of picking up a sledgehammer and ramming it so far up someones ass that they bleed from the inside, simply to take the win in a match, and your definately not capable of sending someone to the injury list, just to survive and keep fighting in a match! YOu wouldn't know what to do if you had a steel chair in your hand and a flashing Neon sign saying "Swing Chair Here", because your just so inexperianced in the ways of Hardcore wrestling.. which makes you slightly hypocrtical because you call yourself a Hardcore Icon.. only spelling everything with Ks which I never quite understood.. but never mind! THe fact is Hardy.. you and me are on different planets when it comes to wrestling! I'm the legendary Hall of Fame Bound champion.. and your the bottom of the ladder dreaming kid who belongs in the EMF's developmental section! Your a fucking joke Hardy.. how you ever got a professional contract is behond me.. I would have turfed you straight out and used your wages to recruit someone with a bit of talent.. though anyone stupid enough to work fo what you get can't have much talent anyway! The thing is Hardy.. i've never seen you wreslt e a good match... not once in your life! You've had some golden oppertunities.. but you always manage to waste them.. no matter how easy they are or how set out on a plate for you they seem to be! Mike keeps giving the likes of you and Pond Title Shots and Number One Contenders matches... do you deserve them? Hell no! Do you ever take them well... HA i'd love to see the day when you did! You could have had no end of success if you could actually cut it in that ring.. but you just can't.. and that's the sad, sad thing! You're absolutely uncapable of ever defeating the franchise.. and deep down inside you know it! And you also know that if by some fluke or freak occurance you were to steal away a win for me.. like if you had the worlds largest man come out and crush me down and then hooked my leg or something.. you still gotta beat me AGAIN.. and there is nobody.. and I mean NOBODY whos beaten me one on one on more than one occation! And there never will be! I've answered every critic.. every time i've been beaten.. i've gone back nad beaten than man that beat me.. but Hardy.. with you I wont even suffer that fate! YOu will go down so easily.. and take your place on the long list of names that the franchise has knocked out with the most devestating finisher in the EMF today! SO Hardy.. when you taste the FU this week.. just remember.. it's gonna be the same old story no matter who you face.. or when you face them.. you can't cut it here.. and this week, at Legacy of Blood.. I will show you that's a fact! Word Life!"

(The scene fades out as Cena finishes his promo on the Quintessential Hardkore Ikon!)