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||- Foreword -||
(Introduction- Not so very long ago.. John Cena stepped into the EMF ring at Dark Horizon, not to compete... but as the special guest referee of a fatal 4 way Extreme Championship match! The competitors all had desire in their hearts.. and a will to sweat, bleed and cry in pain until they were crowned champion. Unfortunately.. only one man can win a fatal four way.. or in this case... two men! Cena's aim that night was not to see the man beast walk out of Dark Horizon with the Extreme Title once more.. and when Rhyno looked for the win, Cena did what he's done to so many others... picked him up.. and nailed a HUGE FU on him, allowing someone to pick up the win. However what happened next stunned the world.. as BOTH Deamon Archaos and Scotty Kincaid went into the cover to secure the EMF Extreme Championship. Cena was shrouded in controversy.. but the decision could not be reversed.. not even Heyman had that power! As a result.. it was announced that Scotty Kincaid would go one on one with Deamon Archaos to see which one was TRUELY the Champion. However, Archaos, despite having the golden oppertunity to prove his worth to the world.. ultimately could not.. when Scotty Kincaid, opting to further his tag team career with DTC.. turned down the chance to compete, and thus forfeited the title to Deamon Archaos. Archaos could now call himself the Undisputed Extreme Champion.. but that was a title that someone objected to. Someone thought the way Archaos won was cheap.. and someone was about to do something about it! As Archaos celebrated.. he was interupted by Bad, Bad Man, and John Cena announced that, due to beating Kincaid when he was champion.. he had been granted an EMF Extreme CHampionship shot. Now we would trulely found out who the Undisputed Extreme Champion was.. as Cena would give Archaos his first major test, in fact his first test of any kind as champion.. and it would, according to a huge majority of people.. be his LAST test as champion also! Now the two will collide.. many rumoured they were friends before the four way.. but Cena has put to bed all these rumours.. and promises to do whatever it takes to pin Archaos's shoulder 1.. 2.. 3, and name himself as undisputed Extreme Chapion.. and hold gold for the first time in 2 months!)
Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena
(The scene opens. We are live at an EMF house Show. The fireworks go off as the event begins. We go live to Jerry "The King" Lawler and Good ol' J.R. They are sitting at the announcers table with their usual EMF headsets on. J.R welsomes the fans.)
J.R: "We welcome you to a very special EMF houseshow here tonight! We've got some huge matches coming up for you.. including one involving the hugely popular AN Arkie..."
King: "But first.. a specially designed video package, which is based on this Shockwave's extreme Title match.. between John Cena and the champion.. Deamon Archaos!"
(A videa starts playing on the titantron, and the narrator speaks.)
Narrator: "Their is a place in the EMF where anything goes... where there are no laws.. amd where the only limit is a mans life. A place where those who wish to.. can be as sadistic as their minds allow, without the ref even lifting a finger. A place where weapons are there to be used.. and bodies are there to be broken. It is not so much a place.. as a tall and rigerous mountain. But at the top of the mountain.. there is no snow... no flag... no building. For those weary travellers that battle through hell in order to reach it's summit.. they are greated upon their arrival at the top, by a man. But this man is not just any man. He is the man that battled through hell first.. and is currently still enduring hells fury. For reaching the top.. although seemingly hell on the way up, is just the beginning. Getting there is easy.. remaining is the hard part. The man is forever changing.. but one thing continuesly stands there with him. THat thing is the symbol that once held.. indicates that you can take everything hell throws at you.. and come out fighting. But as harsh as hell is on its victims.. it's leader has becomes even more evil. Frr hell is ruled by the evil satan.. but he is sick of having useless wanabies climb the mountain, and succeed on standing tall at the top, and holding his prize.. That symbol of greatness is the EMF extreme Championship belt.. and for the first time in almost a year.. it's coming HOME TO HELL!!!"
(Video now begins to play, showing John Cena demolishing opponents.. such as Scotty Kincaid with the Women's title belt as a weapon. It shows him busting open strings of opponents.. and hitting a ton of FUs.)
Narrator: "For not since The Punisher forfeited the title has anyone great enough to represent the hell of which the title means EVER held it! It has had countless champions.. but none which have done it credit. Satan's wish for his title would be to return it to the Punisher.. but Punisher has bigger fish to fry.. and so, now it's time for the Extreme Title to meet its maker. It's time for destiny to be fullfilled.. and for the belt to return home. This week... Deamon Achaos, another one of earths wannabies.. challenges the chosen one.. John Cena.. and this time.. there will be NO REMORSE!!!"
(The narrator now says in a lighter tone "EMF Shaockwave.. coming live this saturday!"The video ends with Cena saying the infamous words "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" The video stops to booing from the fans. We return to J.R and the King.)
J.R: "Well... interesting to say the least...."
King: "Satan's title... J.R... im scared..."
J.R: "Just sit there and think of puppies... you'll be alright"
King: "Much.... Better...."
J.R: "Do you mind keeping your hands above the table.. I feel safer that way."
(Suddernly, Bad, Bad Man blasts out around the arena. The fans now boo even louder, but it's Miss Jackei who emerges first. They give a mixed reaction to this.. befoe Cena walks out. He is holding his trusted Sledgehammer in one hand. He poses with Jackie, before walknig down the ramp, and sliding into the ring. The fans quieten down as Cena takes a microphone and addresses them.)
Cena: "YO YO YO THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! And for once i'm not only talknig about Jackie... because soon... very soon.. I will once again hold the gold i deserve! The Extreme Title is coming home baby... right back to the ELITE! As you saw.. it's the title of hell... and there aint no way i'm gonna sit back and watch no pussy hold it any longer! I've suffered for nearly a year watching the title be disgraced... Cactus Jack... Rhyno... Kincaid... Archaos.. not one of them did the titles legacy any justice! The only one to hold it for longer than a month was Rhyno.. and as soon as a REAL man challenged him.. he upped and fucked it up. Only once was I happy with the champion.. and that's my good friend Dude Nick. However.. his reign was short lived.. after a fucking 3 on 1 assault went undetected! But Archaos.. as far as pathetic wannabies go.. you take that award. YOu didn't even win the title properly.. you won a match which was you... against.. YOURSELF! You think you deserve to carry around that title.. you think you deserve to carry around MY TITLE!!! Well you got another thought coming.. becuase this week i'm gonna show you just how fucking dangerous I really can be. I'm gonna show you what Cena can do with a Trash Can.. with a Table.. with a chair.. with the ring bell... with a cheese grater.. but most importantly.. WITH A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! We've all seen the destruction they cause.. but you jsut fucking wait until this sunday. Unlike Triple H at Vengeance 2005.. blood pouring out your mouth wont be your main concern! Yes it will come.. but the pain wont end there oh HELL no! There will be blood pouring out of every inch of your body.. your brains will be half way down your back.. and your eyeballs will be lodged up your fucking ass! You are gonna be completely mutated, so badly that your wrestling career ends right here.. right NOW! Because No body has ever stepped into the ring with Cena and come out well.. but oh god.. nobody has ever seen Cena go at it when ANYTHING GOES! This is what you've got yourself into Archaos.. you may not realise it.. but you're gonna take yourself to hel land back.. and come back weighint a bit less without the title belt hanging off your unworthy shoulder! You may not have had my title long.. but for fuck sake.. ITS TOO LONG ALREADY! YOu do not deserve to have MY title.. and beleive me.. destiny will tkae it's place.. and I will claim my championship belt. Archaos... soon you will be just another name of failed Extreme Champions.. and I... I will be the man to bring the belt back to glory!"
Jackie: "Woah slow down John.. before you give away your whole promo in a few minutes! Let me just ask you one question while we are out here! The video package says it is your destiny to win the championship.. do you agree with that?"
Cena: "Do I agree that it's my destiny.. well yes and no! Yes.. for now.. I suppose I will settle for the Extreme Championship.. but my full Destiny is to one day look down on the EMF.. as WORLD Heavyweight Champion! But I know that that day is not for a while. Punisher will claim the world title and bring it to the Elite soon enough. Then there's me.. I need to be bringing gold.. and what better title than the title where anything goes... where I can cause destruction and pain and not EVER be disqualified! Where I can absolutely humiliate opponents, and leave them begging for my mercy! Deamon Archaos.. I have never crossed your path in the ring.. but I know enough people that have to know you don't have a chance in hell of beating the Franchise! You lost to Rhyno.. do you remember that Deamon.. you lost to that pathetic hunchback that likes correcting grammar in his spare time! And then you didn't even beat Kincaid... you drew in a four way, and then you won a amcth he didn't show up for! And then you have the guts to call youself the Extreme Champion! Let me tell you something for nothing Archaos! When Punisher, the greatest Extreme Champion of ALL time dropped the title, it needed somebody to pick it up, and make it great again! That somebody was ME Archaos.. but I was already a fucking successful TV Champion.. so what did I do.. I sent my protoge.. Rhyno.. to take the title for a few months. Then when Rhyno's performances started to become bad.. and he began struggling against the likes of Kettleburg and Johnny Cash.. I sent in Dude Nick to strengthen MY grasp on the title. Because it was not Rhyno's title... or Nick's title... but REVOLUTIONS title.. and I WAS REVOLUTION! But Revolution is long dead and buried as far as i'm concerned.. a group of wannabies may try and keep the name going.. but Revolutiion without Cena.. quite frankly that's like hardcore porn with no women... absolutely disgusting, disgraceful, and should be banned from everyones sights! The thing you don't seem to understand Archaos.. is that John Cena, one way or another.. dictates everything that happens in this fed, and when I went to see Prez Mike not so long ago, I sat down and I said to him, i've beaten Kincaid... now where's my title shot! Mike knew he couldn't deny me what was RIGHTFULLY mine.. seeing as I beat the champion.. but he did the one thing you never do with Cena.. and he began his sentance with the words "I'm sorry"! But rather than just going on and on for ages.. why don't I just show you what happened.. i'm sure we got the video somewhere backstage.. someone roll the footage!"
(The EMF logo flashes across the titantron, as all eyes turn to it. Cena and Jackie are shown barging into Mike's office without knocking. Mike is shown on the phone, and he looks up with a huge frown on his face. He speaks to whoever he is on the phone to...)
Prez Mike: "Look i'll call you back.. somethings come up.. and I get the feeling im not gonig to like it!"
(The camera's now focus on the scene slightly better. Cena is standing with his trademark Elite bag by his side.. with everyone in the world knowing it's contents. In there was the sledgehammer than Cena has used to terrorise Amy Dumas before Jackie had won the Women's Title. Mike eyes travelled from the bag, to the cold, angry stare in Cena's eyes, but Mike's expression did not change. He still looked pissed that Cena had interupted his call, but Cena was meeting Mike's stare once Mike moved his line of sight to meet Cena's. Jackie notices this and back off slightly, leaving the 2 to continue staring, until the silence is broken.)
Cena: "Problems Mike..."
Prez Mike: "Only one.. and i'm looknig at it!"
Cena: "Oh come on.. can your phone call really be more important than the Women's Champion and the Franchise?"
Prez Mike: "Actually yes it can.. when it's Sierra on the other line.. but not to worry, she'll understand that I couldn't talk coz there was a rather large asshole distracting me!"
Cena: "Oh I wouldn't use that excuse.. she'd think she wasn't satisfying you! But either way Mike.. I don't like the tone of your voice.. think you better reconsider it?"
Prez Mike: "I don't like that threat... think you better reconsider it? Or should I reconsider your job instead?"
Cena: "Woah, you know you can't fire the franchise.. where would your pathetic little company be then! But seriously Mike.. I come with something that you will want to listen to.. or should I say that you WILL listen to!"
Prez Mike: "Is that so... this better be important John... i'm a very busy man.."
Cena: "GOd all you staff members pride yourself in looking busy.. but I wont go on about it.. i'll cut to my point. Did you or did you not see what just happened out there?"
Prez Mike: "I saw Jackie toss you the Women's title.. and you use it to beat my Extreme Champion Scotty Kincaid. Why what you getting at?"
Cena: "To BEAT the EXTREME champion.. what do you think i'm getting at Mike?"
Prez Mike: "What do you want a medal.. congratulations John you beat Kincaid..."
Cena: "Don't play games with me Mike.. you know as well as I do that by beating him, I have EARNT the right to face him for the title next week. After all.. was that not part of the deal we made?"
Prez Mike: "I said if you beat him i'd try and sort you out a title shot sometime soon... I didn't say anything about it being next week or anything."
Cena: "But why not give it to me one week after I beat him... before he can up his confidence and actually give me a proper match again..."
Prez Mike: "I'm sorry John, but i've already booked an Extreme Title match for the PPV. I'm gonig to hae a fatal 4 way match.. between the top 4 contenders, and you.. are NOT one of them!"
Cena: "Not one of them huh.. sounds like you've made another extremely poor decision Mike. But you promised me in on the NEXT Extreme Title match if I beat Kincaid.. so, if you don't want me in the four way.. i've got an idea that might suit all parties!"
Prez Mike: "Oh really.. and what would that be?"
Cena: "Let me referee that match.. and then let me face the winner for the Extreme Championship in the NEXT title match after that one."
Prez Mike: "Alright.. I have very little choice seeing as it was agreed you could have the shot. Ok your on, you can be the referee.. and then you can face the winner. Now if you'd kindly leave my office.. i've got to ring back Sierra.."
Cena: "You better not forget we had this conversation Mike.. else you might just find out first hand what's in this bag!"
(Prez Mike doesn't look happy at Cena's last comment, but Cena leaves the room, and Mike returns to his paper work. Miss Jackie follows Cena out of the room, with his Extreme Title shot secure. Then the shockwave symbol flickers across again, and we return to the ring with Cena and Jackie standing there. The fans boo as Cena addresses them again.)
Cena: "Well there you have it.. that's how I got the match.. and that Archaos means even if you are too fucking scared to come out and face me.. it makes no odds.. becuase the match is BOOKED for this week! It's John Cena one on one with the wannabie that rips me off for a living. I mean come on... "My time is now!" and "Te Champ is here!!!!".. i've been saying them since Archaos was an unheard of little noob, and even before that! He comes here, steals a buch of my phrases.. and then has the nerve to say "I credit John Cena for that..." for fuck sake kid, come up with your own catchphrases if you must use any at all! But then Archaos.. you get in my fucking ring after Shockwave when I challenged you, and you had the nerve to run your mouth about me! You say i don't deserve a shot at your title.. and that I haven't done anything big. What the fuck are you smoking kid coz whatever it is... it's gotta be fucking awesome! I'm the biggest thing in this fucking fed today! I was hand picked by Punisher to be the first member of the Elite.. and you Archaos.. well nobody would take you with the exception of the CWL... and how long did they last? How successful were they? GIve me a break Archaos they were pathetic.. so that's one up on you i've got already without fucking trying. I could beat you blindfolded.. with a hand behind my back.. in any way you care to name i'd kick your ass from this dimension to the next! But then... then you had to balls to come out and say i'm not good enough for you.. that your better... god the drugs really do work for you! Do you not know who I am.. I am the former Intercontinental Champion.. of the WORLD! That meas I held the 2nd biggest championship in this company.. and I ended a long streak to get it when I defeated MDK.Do you not take notice of anything that goes on outside lucky-bastards city, where you can get a title as simply as climbing a ladder and unhooking it... and where you can call yourself an "Undisputed Champion" despite having millions of people dispute it! ANd then you came out and talking your shit about me.. calling me lame ass insults like "Word Lyfe Boy.." what the fuck is up with that? I could come and here and sting them at you.. but I don't want this to turn into some insult feud.. I want this to be about what it is.. GOLD! It's been a long time since Cena tasted gold.. and he needs to again in order to save his career right now! Ok I joined the best stable the federation has EVER seen... but that doesn't automatically put gold around your waist! I will do whatever it takes this week however.. to bring gold back to the Elite. YOu've got no chance of climbing out of that ring with your title in tacts.. simply because you never deserved it in the first place, and you sure as hell wont deserve it when you step out of that ring with me. The whole world will see you for what you really are... a complete fake! I mean.. you brag about beating Rhyno in a fatal 4 way.. but a few eeks before he kicked your ass ONE ON ONE!! And if Rhyno can do it.. you better believe that John Cena.. the Franchis.. will follow suit, and wipe your floor with your guts after spewing them around the ring.. and then walk out with gold once again! You can cuddle up with your little title in bed and pray to keep hold of the tiny minute bit of respect it entials upon you.. but you are not worthy of it.. in fact Archaos.. you are WORTHLESS! ANd even when i'm champion... I wont be needing to cuddle up to it like you will.. because no one will have the balls to come and try and take it from me! This whole freaking fed knows and fears the name of John Cena... and they all would fucking hate to be in your position. ANd you can say I can't beat Wes, Punisher or even Angelus.. but the fact of the matter is your talking out your over sized asshole again! I've come damn close to beating bouth Punisher and Wes.. and right now why would I even consider facing Punisher? He's my stable mate.. I don't want to take his title.. and neither do I want to stand in the way of his plan for the World Title. That only leaves 2 singles titles Archaos.. in case you couldn't count, and although i'd lvoe to give Wes a rematch he'll never forget.. i've been there, done that, and got the giant painting hanging in my living room for the IC TItle... I have no interest.. I want the EXTREME Title now! And you may say i'm not Extreme.. but beleive me, your the only one that thinks that! Man you ask Scotty Kincaid... I fucked him up with a title belt so badly.. and pinned him for his only defeat EVER! Unless of course.. you count against you.. when he never showed up! And then you made your worst comment of your fucked up, half asses promo... when you said "We used to be cool"! Archaos... you've never been cool in your life! From the minute you were born you were branded uncool, and a wannabe, and you grew up to prove them all right! You try and rip me off for months and think im gonna like you.. Archaos, you were notihng but a pawn in my plan to take over this fucking place. YOu went into the 4 way.. and did exactly what I told you to do.. you beat down Rhyno.. and demolished him! YOu did my bidding.. but then you thought me and you could be best friends? You thought we could get along and support eachother.. watch eachothers backs.. give me a break! YOu are, without a shadow of a doubt.. the biggest loser i've ever seen hold a championship.. and beleive me you have some stiff competition from people like Cactus Jack who graced that belt before you! YOu thought you were so much when you came here coz you joined the Crap Wannabe Legion.. but the rest of the locker room was just laughing at your stupidity for thinknig that was actually going anywhere. You had Jonny Cash.. who got beat by my pu[ils Rhyno and Nick.. and then disappeared.. and Devin Malis.. man was he lame! Then you had the slut Christy and the has been Ric Flair... what an awesome collection of superstars! Yey that was your pride and joy.. until you stupidly gambled it against Rhyno.. and lost it all! Now your a pathetic loner with no friends and no one that actually gives a fuck if your in this business or not! The only thing you have left to make you feel good about yourself is your peice of gold that will soon be mine! Bottom line Archaos... YOU CANT SEE ME!! And if you could, you'd be looking into the eyes of the man who is going to cut your title reign extremely short.. and is going to absolutely whipe the ring with you when you step into it with him! One FU and your down for the count Archaos.. i've done it to countless people before.. and come Shockwave.. it's your turn to join the list! Word Life!"
(Bad, Bad man blasts out, as Cena and Jackie leave up the ramp. They go off behind the curtain, unusually not even stopping to kiss on the ramp. The cameras however follow them backstage. Cena leads Jackie thrrough the corridors, down the familiar route, to his own dressing room. He goes inside, but sitting there, unexpectedly, is none other than his stable mate Punisher. Cena walks in, and Punisher removes his glasses, and gives Cena the trademark grin.)
Punisher: "Better late than never I suppose... where have you been?"
(Punisher has the TV Title over one shoulder, and the tag belt over the other. Cena looks as though he wasn't expecting Pun to be there.. and then looks deep in thought. He seems to be trying to remember something.. but then gives up, and speaks to Pun.)
Cena: "Is there something i'm forgetting Punisher... only I was out in the ring giving a start to my promo for Archaos."
Punisher: "Hell why bother.. the guys weak.. you'll beat him hands down. But yes.. you did forget to come and meet me.. you are 25 minutes late for that drink you promised me after you forgot your wallet last time... I wouldn't mind.. only i've been busting my ass in traning all morning and i'm fucknig gasping. So if your not standing me up after all... lets get going shall we?"
Cena: "Oh yea.. god I forgot all about that! Sorry Jackie.. we can train together later though.. do you want to come for a drink?"
Jackie: "Nah you boys go.. i'll give Natasha a ring.. see if she wans to go shopping.."
Cena: "As you wish honey.. i'lll meet you at 6 for dinner and then training ok?"
Punisher: "Six? It's four twenty already.. the amount of drinks you owe me.. better make it at least 7.30!"
Cena: "Fine.. a comprimise.. i'll meet you at 7 o'clock at the restaurant. We can go whereever you want.. as long as you ring me and let me know i'll be there? Ok, see you later."
(Cena kisses Jackie, and Jackie exits, reaching for her cell phone as she does. Cena gives Pun a quick look, and Pun stands up. The 2 of them leave and head out the main entrance. THey then get into Cena's Aston Martin, and Cena drives away. The cameras stop following here, but pick them up again about 15 minutes later. They are pulling up outside a bbar, which is not their usual. It is in an unknown location, and appears to be in the middle of nowhere. It seems a bit run down, and doesn't seem like a good enough place to attract this calibre of guest. Cena stores his car in the small, nearly isolated car park. His car looks out of place here, except for one, almost eually nice ferrari parked outside. The rest of the cars are old and battered. The ferrari number plate says "J Cena", a quick indication that whoever had driven it here had rented it from him (or was as obsessed with him as Sarah is..) Cena and Punisher get out of the car, and Cena makes sure to lock it, and then double check it's locked. He then gives a 10 doller bill to a boy standing there, and asks him to keep an eye on the car, promising him another if he comes back with it unharmed. Cena then leades the way into the bar, and opens the door and steps inside. There is a smokey atmosphere straight away. There are some guys there, but none are recognisable. Cena however goes straight to the bar, and speaks to the guy.)
Cena: "Hey Dave, long time no see.. thanks for doing this though.."
Bartender: "That's alright man.. anything for John Cena!"
Cena: "This is my team mate Pun.. I owe him a couple of drinks so I boyght him down here... hope you don't mind."
Bartender: "No of course not.. any friend of yours is welcome here mate. Tell me though.. why did you ask me to move and set up premises here?"
Cena: "Coz this is one place Jackie will never come.. she doesn't ike this area.. so I can get away some time..."
Punisher: "Oh... so John doesn't treat Barbie as well as she thinks..."
Cena: "Tell me Dave.. why is my car here.. you know my ferarri?"
Bartender: "Oh.. Chris Masters is here somewhere man. BUt anyway what will it be?"
(Cena orders the drinks, and he and Pun sit down at a table. They are joined not long afterwards by a returning Chris Masters. The three have several rounds of drinks together, and laugh and joke for a good long time. The scene fades, and re-opens again at 9.15 pm. Cena is 2 hours and 15 minutes late to meet Jackie. He and Pun are still sitting in the bar.. Chris seems to have left. They are drinking what must be about their 10th round, judging by the amount of glasses. Punisher turns to Cena here.. and speaks.)
Punisher: "I'm telling you.. Brock Lesnar did hold the EMF TV Title..."
Cena: "No, No.. that was Legend Killer Rich... Brock Lesnar was EXTREME Champion.. remember he invented it?"
Punisher: "Oh yea.. and that Real guy person held the World Title... I remeber! But one thing I do know John.. you haven't done much match promoting this week... maybe you should say some words here for all the people watching us at home..."
Cena: "Yea.. that's one thing I can do even on alcohol.. do you want to ask me a question?"
Punisher: "Fuck no.. just talk about some weapons or something..."
Cena: "Ok.. well you see Archaos.. i'm not even the slightest bit fucking tipsy. Unlike you I can handle drink.. and unlike you I can hadle pain! YOu'd be fucking dead after this much alcohol.. but it doesn't effect Cena coz i'm a REAL man! I knew what I was saying before... but didn't you notice what I was doing? I was naming all the people with the same amount of talent as you! LKR... Brock Lesnar... Lance whats his face.. and you Deamon Archaos.. your all in the same fucking catagory! None of you can wrestle.. and none of you know what it takes to be Extreme! Could you take a chair shot to the head and kick out... hell no! Could you take some barbwire to he back and not cry.. i fucknig doubt it! Could you be clobbered round the head with a bottle and not feel the effects... no chance in hell! But I Archaos can do all of those and so much more. There is nothing you can do to me that would make me lie down and enable you to pin me 1, 2, 3! You might be Undisputed Extreme Champion by name.. but you sure as hell got lucky in that.. but your luck just ran out! Just when you thought you could sleep easy.. having skipped your way past Kincaid.. and just when you thought the worst was over.. you got duped by the system one more time! YOur not safe... far from it.. because comnig for you now Archaos... is the FRANCHISE PLAYER! I'll do whatever the fuck it takes to keep you down in that ring Archaos.. and I will simply out wrestle you. I'll nail 5 consecutinve FUs if thats what you need... or use continuous shots to the skull with a sledgehammer... hell I don't care if you NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN as long as I get what I want.. The Extreme Championship! Now some may call me a selfish son of a bitch for that.. but at the end of the day Archaos, it's what being a heel is all about. Hell you tried it for a bit.. but failed miserably. I will go out there and show these fans that I am Extreme.. and I will show you just how sadistic I can be! I don't care if it requires ladders, chairs, sledgehammers, cheese graters.. barbed wire.. hell i'd use a freaking gun to beat you if that's what was needed! Because at the end of the day.. once you step into Cena's ring.. there are no laws, and no restraints. You go ni.. you fight.. you lose.. you get carried out. That's the standered procedure which people follow when challenging Cena! I will risk my own life to beat you Archaos.. I will go through hell's fire and back if that's what is needed.. but I really doubt it will be. In all honesty.. I don't think you have the wrestling talent to trouble an inflatable doll, let alone one of the EMF's finest ever atheletes. But this is not just any old match Archaos.. oh no.. it's so much more! The only limit to what I can do to you is I cannot kill you.. coz even in a wrestling match that's ilegal.. but I can beat you to within an inch from your life... stop.. and then beat you some more! And no mateer what I use.. that bell will not sound. If I knock you out cold with a chair.. the bell will not sound. If I FU you through a table.. that bell wont sound. If I shove a ladder half way up your fucking ass, the referee wont even shudder, wont even care.. he'll just go down and do his job.. count 1... 2... 3 and crown the new EMF Extreme Champion! Whatever you do and whatever you say to try and argue your wat out.. there is no escape. When you won that title.. you were a cursed man. I had already decided to come after you or Kincaid.. whiever won the belt.. and i think Kincaid saw it comnig and bailed. He wanted to be the only Extreme champion not to lose.. so he knew that he had to forfeit the title before I could pin him for it! The man ran from me.. but you were stupid enough to take my bait. If you had, as Kincaid did, refused the title.. I could have walked down the ramp, un hooked the title myself.. and been Extreme Champion. Hell people would have objected, but i'd put each and every one of them in thier place! After a while, people would begin to realise that the tilte had returned home.. and that I was the rightful champion. But hell.. you were just the monkey wrench in that one huh.. though as i'm sure you know, the words of a particular part of my theme state that i'm the monkey wrench that should be ruining YOUR plans. But that will come this week... you mark my words. Your little run with gold on your shoulder comes to an end this week. YOu will taste the FU like you never have before.. and you will find out just how fucknig Extreme John Cena can be! You seem to think that Cena claiming to be Extreme is a joke.. but I've got a video to show you in due time that proves I am the most brutal son of a gun you'll ever meet.. and that it's gonna be your blood as opposed to mine which stains that ring come the Extreme Title show down. YOu will be absolutely unrecognisable.. hell people dare to say you even look like me.. well along with ripping off my catchphrases i'm sure your just trying to be me Archaos.. but once we are done, if you do now.. you most fucking definately will not look like me.. or anybody else for that matter. You will be a fucking wreck.. the first victim of John Cena with the Extreme Title.. and you will never be the same again! You will bleed from the mouth.. the ear.. just about anywhere its possible to bleed from.. and the taste of your own blood will be vile. Hell there will be so much of it you'll probably choke and pass out on your own blood... wont that be a pleasant experiance! THe FU is not a move to be tested Archaos.. one hit of it and BAM your out cold, not just for the 1, 2, 3.. but for a long period of time afterwards.You wont know what hit you til its too late.. and as far as your saying "My time is now.." another rip off of yours truely.. your time is NOT now.. you will never have a time once im finished with you! Hell you might not even have a bearable life.. after the torture, torment and just sheer pain that I shall inflict upon you not too far from today. I can sit in a bar drinking with one of my best friends and not give a fuck about wat your doing.. coz I know its one of two things. You are either training vigerously day and night, trying to get a 1% more chance of beating me.. taking your chances up to 1.1%.. or you are sitting at home, behind your sofa.. with Sable on it waiting for you tyo return so she can earn a few more dollers.. cowering at the sound of my voice and at the sight of my face. YOu fear me Archaos.. it's plain to see from anyone.. and the thing is.. people who fear me never get far.. because I can sense fear... I smell fear.. though hard as it is disguised with all your other odours.. but it's there all the same.. your fear.. and I know how to manipulate that better than anybody.. I promise you that! I promise you will experiance the ultimate pain.. and I promise that.... Ouch.. what was that for?"
Punisher: "Didn't you JUST say you could get hit round the head with a bottle and not feel it.. i was just testing that theory..."
Cena: "That was about half an hour ago.. but still..."
Punisher: "Oh... curse this drink... sorry I couldn't really understand you... you were saying?"
Cena: "Oh never mind.. it's late man we should head back... want me to drop you at your place?"
Punisher: "You can't drive like that... is Chris still around... he'll have to drive.."
Cena: "Think he left.. but I can get him here in a second.."
(Cena goes for his cell phone and rings Chris. A loud ringing is heard coming from the bathroom. It would seem Chris was in there... Cena pushes open the door to reveal Chris and some red head.. kissing in a cubicle. Cena gives a smile, then addresses Chris.)
Cena: "God I should have known... Chris, how many you had bro?"
Red Head: "What are you implying..."
Cena: "Oh nothing gorgeous.. just wondering if he can drive us home..."
Chris: "Yea sure I only had the one... what about Punisher?"
Cena: "He's gonna need a lift back to his on the way..."
Chris: "Alright... if i can find it... can she come too though.."
Cena: "Yea whatever the more the merrier... come on though im tired.."
(The scene fades again with John Cena and Punisher stumbling into Cena's car almost drunk.. the red head climbing in the front seat, and Chris Masters driving them off into the distance. It re-opens the next morning. Cena's cleaner (and by the looks of things chef as well..) is cooking what appears to be a much larger than usual fry up. The reason for this is unclear.. as it is just her at the grill, and Jackie sitting at the table sipping coffee.. However the reason for so much food soon becomes clear, when Cena and Punisher stumble through the door, one being supported by each of Chris's arms. He puts them both down in two chairs, and then sits down in one himself around the table. He is then joined by his red head friend.. and he sits next to her. Jackie puts down her mug to talk to the new arrivals.)
Jackie: "Your lucky Natasha here has such a kind heart.. if it were up to me YOU TWO would get buggar all and could fend for yourselves this morning.."
Punisher: "Spare us Barbie.. it don't bother us what you think of what we do anyway. We are the Elite damn it.. we do what we want!"
Jackie: "YOu might be an un-loved cold hearted bastard who needs to go out and get absolutely hammered on like 100 pints but it doesn't mean my John does... he has things to worry about here.."
Punisher: "YOUR John... more like mine.. I made him who he is today.. I taught him all he knows.. he owes his fucking life to me and don;t you forget it! Anyway.. we only have about 6 drinks last night..."
Jackie: "Well as if 6 pints isn't plenty on its own.. you then drained numerous bottles of John's wine between the two of you.. it's a wonder you can make conversation..."
Punisher: "Who gives a fuck... it's what we do! Be a doll an give her a hand to hurry the food up a bit..."
Jackie: "I don't appreciate being told what do do in my own home thank you very much..."
Pnisher: "Whatever... just don't harass us.. we got work to be doing today..."
Jackie: "Oh no you don't.. Cena faces Archaos in 2 days time.. he's gonna spend today training!"
Punisher: "Since when did she puch you around John..."
Cena: "Your right... Jackie i don't NEED training.. it's only Archaos.. but I swear i'm not touching anymore drink til that match is over... god that was one hell of a night!"
Jackie: "Well I hope those sofas were comfortable.. but John i'm sure what you and Pun had planned is no where near as important as giving these fans a decent promo later at the house show..."
Cena: "Don't worry I will... we don't have anything planned anyways we just don't appreciate you forgetting your place and trying to push us around..."
Jackie: "And why would that be forgetting me place..."
Punisher: "Coz your a fucknig woman... you should be helping out whats her face or just sitting there unless we ask you to talk...."
Jackie: "You got anything to add to that John..."
Cena: "He's right to be honest.. you did forget your place when you tried to boss me around.. this is MY house after all..."
Jackie: Well if thats how you see me, but for the record John, if you wanna stand me up to go out and get pissed with a total low life who obviously doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself, then you're not half the man i thought you were. You need to seriously grow up. Either you stop being such a retard and start to get your priorities right or you'll not only turn into a complete bastard, but you and you will be finished!
(Jackie storms out of the room, and Cena hears the front door slam beind her. Cena and Pun catch eachothers eyes.. and burst out laughing. Chris and the red head are too busy tongue wrestling again.. and Natasha shhots them a diaproving look, but slides a plate along to her boss and his new, as it would seem.. friend, though a heel never has too many true friends. She pases two to Chris and the anonimous red head.. who don't seem to notice.. keeps one back for Jackie and takes one herself. Cena lifts his orange juice glass.)
Cena: "A toast to the chef... I think that's in order..."
Punisher: "Yea whatever... lets just eat..."
(Natasha scowls again as the group (even Chris and his girl..) tuck in to breakfast. They are eating almost silently for half an hour, with the only noises being when someone asked to pass the ketchup or if anyone wanted seconds. Eventually when they were all full, Cena broke the silence.)
Cena: "Lovely Nat.. you excel yourself."
Punisher: "Well it was edible.. but I should be off... any idea how i'm gonna get back from here..."
Cena: "Where's your car man?"
Punisher: "Still at the arena..."
Cena: "Fuck it.. spend the day here.. and i'll give you a lift down when I go for the houseshow.."
Punisher: "Whatever.. as long as I can watch the game from here..."
Cena: "Sure.. Jackie disaproves of betting on it... but her she's no where to be seen... i'll bet you $100 the home team wins..."
Punisher: "Your on..."
(The scene fades again here, with Jackie having stormed out. They return later in the evening, with Cena and Punisher leaving for the arena.)
Punisher: "Thats $100 you owe my boy..."
Cena: "Yea Yea I know.. tell oyu what... double or quits that I beat Archaos?"
Punisher: "Man I know you will but I don't need money so your on! NOw lets just get out of here... I'm sick of watching those two!"
Cena: "Your right.. and i've got a prmo to give i suppose.."
Punisher: "Whatever you like boy.. as long as your telling that retard where to go!"
(Cena and Pun get into the car and Cena drives to the arena. THen when they arrive, Punisher departs and gets into his own car, driving of to do something of his own. Cena enters the arena and there are paparazzi everywhere, trying to get a picture of the champion to be. He ignores them and walks onwards. He comes to Jackie's locker room.. and tries the door but it is locked. Putting her out of his mind for a while after the argument, he continues and heads towards the ring. Bad, Bad man blasts out and the crowd boo loudly. Cena comes to the top of the ramp, surprisingly alone for once. He taunts at the top of the ramp to more boos.. and then walks down it, slidding into the ring. He takes a microphone and the crowd are surprisingly quiet for him.. as he addresses them.)
Cena: "Well.. Well.. if it isn't the undeserving bastards that call themselves EMF fans! As promised I do have a video clip to show you.. but i'll get to that in a second. I just want to say.. you al sicken me! You cheer for the wrong guys.. you cheer for the men with NO talent in that ring whatsoever! You about as much of an accomplished champion with the EMF Extreme Title as Kane was when he won the WWF Championship... and he lost it very, VERY quickly. The same will be said for you.. and instead of words like Franchise of Doctor of Thugonomics.. you will be known as the fluke.. the wannabie.. or the LOSER of the EMF. You will be completely and utterly rejected as ever having been a champion.. people will want you erased from the record books because you are such a disgrace.. but beleive me.. that wont be too hard. One I end your career this week.. i'm sure Mike can be persuaded to remove you from all the record books.. seeing as how you were gift wrapped the title on a silver platter anyway. BUt Archaos back to your crappy little promo you gave me after I challenged you... you said "John Cena cannot be Extreme.." or words to that effect.. well I just put this together to prove you wrong!"
(A video package plays with some generic song playing in the background.. it seems to be showing all the Extreme Moments of Cena's career, with text flashing up after each one.. saying stuff about how Cena is the most Hardcore man in wrestling etc. It stars with Cena absolutely beating the shit out of Bringer of Chaos in their match, using a chair along the way. It continues to Cena being nailed round the head by Flair's steel knucks, and shows other clips, such as Cena being hit round the head by MDK with something on his hand.. but going on to win the IC Title. Also him superplexing Dude Nick off the top rope and through the announcers table without feeling a thing.. and using the Women's Title belt to put away Scotty Kincaid. THe final caption says "John Cena... THe Extreme Champ.. is HERE!" The video then closes and we return to Cena.)
Cena: "You see Archaos.. since the moment I set foot in an EMF ring.. i've been Extreme. I've used weapons, and been hit with them and survived them! There is no way you can even begin to claim you are more Extreme than the man that carries a Sledgehammer with him everywhere he goes! (At this he pulls out his hammer, which was consealed inside his jacket). I could us this to sculpture your head Archaos... make you a Masterpiece like Chris.. oh wait.. i don't perform miracles yet! The thing is Archaos.. you waltz in here.. you collect a championship belt, and then you think your God's gift to wrestling.. well think again! You are an absolute nothing.. and you know it! You stole that title.. hell you only had half of it to begin with coz I GAVE IT TO YOU!! If I hadn't screwed Rhyno over.. he'd hold the gold now and you'd have fuck all. In fact thatsn just what you deserve.. and just what you'll have after you face me! Kincaid actually earnt the title on merit.. and I beat the fuck out of him.. so what does that mean i'm going to do to you Archaos? YOu can't dance you way past this one.. or rip off someone else and get through.. your facing the franchise.. one on one.. and you mark these words.. you will NEVER return to that ring in 100% condition once im finished with you! And when I am.. there's a whole pack of vultures waitinng to gobble up whats left of your carcus... ANgelus Archer... Scotty Kincaid who wants a Lumberjack match.. Hey Scotty, count me in as one of those lumber thingeys by the way! But the main priority is Archaos, to me.. it's bringing that championship HOME! John Cena's TIME IS NOW! He has not held a title in a long time.. and it's about time I set that record straight! It's about time I walked round here with gold around my waist once more.. and I walked back stage and had people call me champ. It's about time that people recognize that I am a true champion.. that I am what America doesn't want.. just another ass hole who cares bout nothing but getting his hands on the fucking gold! That's all I want from this business.. the right to hold a championship! I've beaten big names like Denis Kettleburg and Michael De Kreek to hold my first two championships.. the third is going to be the easiest one to win yet.. because i'm up against some hyped up school boy who got givern it! But Archaos it's not how you get there.. it's what you do when your there that matters! And I can tell you for nothing.. that you will NOT dodge the FU this week.. that you will NOT escape with your title between your legs.. and that you will NOT defeat John Cena! When you won the Extreme Title.. you made a bad decision. Had it been the World Title, the IC Title or the TV title and i'd have come calling.. you could have cheaed your way to a count out or a DQ to retain.. but not with the Extreme oh no.. you HAVE to beat me Archaos.. to retain the title you either gotta make me tap.. or else you gotta do what only 3 men.. and two of them a grandslam champion.. have EVER managed to do.. pin me! Hell nobody has ever made the franchise tap.. so the odds are stacked well against you here Archaos! You thought we were cool... what the fuck is up with you! Were Triple H and Randy Orton cool... yes its possible.. until Orton took what the game wanted... you've got what I want Archaos.. and you aint gonna get a moments rest until that belt has my name on it.. and sits around my waist! My career has not been the same since I lost my Intercontinental Championship to some lucky roll up that Wes got on me.. but this is my chance to springboard back up! My chance to once again taste the glory of being a champion.. and to have a belt to polish like my girlfriend obsessively does! Archaos you can't possibly dream about the effects of being a champion.. because these people do not view you as one. Hell I may hate thm all but they still know i'm one of the best damn wrestlers this Fed has ever produced! I learnt all my lessons from a true great in Punisher.. where as you leanrt from Johnny Cash.. although that wont show up on "Tale of the Tape.." it's still a major thing Archaos.. coz i learnt from someone whos doen it all... you learnt from someone that moans coz he cant do fuck all! I could probably beat you to a pulp for 2 hours, FU you 50 times.. beat you without you getting in a punch.. and you'd STILL claim you deserved to win.. you've got a lot of growing up to do Archaos.. and fast! You've got to learn to wreslte first of all.. but that takse more time than you've got. SO i guess your gonna have to take the easier lesson.. and learn to accept defeat. Don't cry, don't stamp uyp and down.. don't lock yourself in your room like the baby you are.. just get up.. shake hands with the new champon if you've givern me a good fight.. and then piss off and consider where you want to go from there! Enter the race for some reject title like the World Title.. and get out of my way for good if you know whats good for you! For Archaos.. what you fail to understand is.. this wekend I will stop at nothing.. you heard me NOTHING to hold gold again. I've felt like such a nobody for so long and it's high time we swapped.. and you felt like the nobody you are and I felt like the somebody I am! I was holding titles when you couldn't even throw a punch.. and now you seem too occupied with your whores to give a fuck bout wrestling well... that attitude Archaos is what will cost you come Shockwave..."
(Suddernly music hits the arena. It is recognized as "Let the Bodies hit the floor" by drowning pool. The fans roar for Deamon Archaos, however a hooded person comes out onto the ramp. They taunt the crowd, though their face cannot be seen. They climb into the ring, and stare up at Cena. Cena begins to laugh.. and the crowd is confused as to what is going on.)
Cena: "You think you can fool me.. if you were really Deamon Archaos.. you'd be carrying my championship belt to the ring! Also those taunts were very like someone I know... someone I know all too much... so my question is... why are you trying to trick me into thinking your Archaos?"
Person: "I am Deamon Archaos... hit me John... throw the first punch... lets not wait til Shockwave.. lets do tihs RIGHT NOW!"
Cena: "I'm not gonna hit a woman honey.. but what I will do is apologise for how I was this morning.. JACKIE!"
Jackie: "Oh you got me.. the master of disguises and tricks.. but never could fool you John.. but i'm here now.. dispite you standing me yp and then insulting me.. I know it was the booze and i'm willing to forgive.. on one condition?"
Cena: "And what would that be..."
Jackie: "You let me interview you now about your match with Archaos..."
Cena: "YOu got yourself a deal.. come here hun.."
(Cena and Jackie hug and then start kissing. The fans show a mixture of emotions.. and then they break apart.. by the looks on thier faces its unfortunate for them.. and Jackie asks her first question.)
Jackie: "Well John.. you are just dyas away from becomming Extreme Champion... how does that feel? And what do you feel about the history of such an illustrious title?"
Cena: "Well the title has been held by many greats... people such as Alex Salvature, Hardcore Barczykowski, The Sandman, Road and Punisher just to name a few. All of those people are legends.. and one day John Cena will become another legend who has held the amazing belt that is the Extreme Title.. the name sake title for the EXTREME Measures Federation.. but Deamon Archaos.. you will NEVER be added to the list of legends. You are doomed to join people like Rhyno and Cactus Jack, as lucky people who won the title but were always way out of their league! You wont even pass your first test as champion.. which is me Archaos. I'm the greatest damn wrestler this federation has to offer. I may not want the fame and pressure of being World Champion.. but that doesn't mean anyone is better than me! Very soon I will be Extreme Champin.. meaning nobody in this fucking place can use or have weapons used agaisnt them better than I can. I means i'm the best in the division.. and i'm the best Hardcore superstar in the world! The only person that could argue against that is my stable mate Punisher who dropped the title.. because Kincaid, you drew with Archaos and you lsot to me remember? Nobody can out wrestle Cena.. at least nobody that hasn't held the World Title before! One day that title will be mine.. but that wont be until i'm done and finished with the Extreme belt. Many people will taste the FU.. but when I am champion.. they will taste many weapons and things they wont like just as much.. but Archaos..if you were desperate to get gold.. I must be fucking addicted! I've not been rigt mentallt.. physically.. I need gold... I crave it.. I want it more than I want air.. CHampionship belts mean more to John Cena than life itself! That's why when I step through those ropes, you will be getting nothing less then 200% of what I can offer.. and I can guaren-fucking-tee you will not walk out half the man you were when you stepped in! You will be stretchered out of that arena.. and you wont be seen around here for months because I am going to snap every bone and tendon in your body. You wont know whats hit you until its all too late. ou wont know the outcome of the match, til you wake up in hospital surrounded by grapes with cards saying "With Deepest Sympathy.." because Archaos.. an important part of your life will disapear this week.. the only thing that's ever got you known! Before you were just the loser that llost to Rhyno and scrapped wins against nobodies like Batista.. not your a little bit moe... hte lucky bastard that got givern MY title! DId you not see the video yesterday.. it is destiny for that title to return HOME TO HELL! That title would still be around Pun's waist if he hadn't come after me.. and none of you jokes would have even got a look in! I mean for fuck sake.. champions can't defend the belt more than once these days.. most don't even manage that... and Archaos.. your gonna be just another Extreme Champion to fall at the first hurdle. That belt has a long and storeid History.. and your just fuckmnig all the up every second it's held in your worthless hands! Do you think the legends I mentioned before held the title simple because they wanted to hold a title.. hell no.. it was as a status symbol! A symbol that they were the most Hardcore wrestler in the federation at that point.. a symbol that they were the most sadistic and evil bastard that could use a weapon tosteal a match! The thing is Archaos.. your becomming the exception to the rule... because your the Extreme Champion that just cannot do anything.. but yet still seems to be able to carry the belt. YOu can't cope with the burdens of being a champion.. hell i'm surprised you can cope the extra couple of pounds of weight you have to carry.. let alone the pressures that come with being known as "Champ". That's a name I haven't been called for too damn long.. and I can't cope with it. People like Just...Rick and Dewey Pond have no reason to look up to me at the moment.. other than the fact that i'm a FORMER champ unlike them. Unlike most.. i'm a former Intercontinental Champion.. a fact certain people seem to forget all too easily. Just because I lost the belt at the first hurdle.. as Archaos will, it doesn't mean I didn't have a hell of a match with MDK to win it in the first place.. which is the difference between my Intercontinental run and Archaos's Extreme run.. his way of winning it was pathetic and sickening.. my way was through greatness.. I had MDK outwrestled before the interferences.. no matter what anybody thinks about it! But, I will admit my run with the title was not all that amazing.. but at least it will put me on better status than you ever could dream of. You turned yourself Face coz you couldn't handle being a heel.. and you will turn yourself loser coz you cant handle success. Fame comes to those who time their downfalls well.. not to those who climb the highest. You can climb right to the top like Chris Benoit did, but if you fall down too quickly.. your a failure.. and that is something you will learn all too soon Archaos.. when you are beaten by the Franchise this week on Shockwave! The FU cannot be denyed.. and Cena's desire cannot be out done. So how do I feel about being just days from being a champion.. I feel fucking amazing, because it's about god daamn time! When I found the Extreme Title belt in Nick's loker that one time, I couldn't help but feel an interest. A part of me wanted to rip him limb from limb just to get that belt.. but in the end i decided the only thing to do was wait until he'd lost it, coz Dude Nick is one of the few people i've ever liked and respected in my life. But that desire to rip, shred and kill for the title never EVER dyed.. although I would not touch Nick.. I knew as soon as he lot it.. it was me who would take it from the new guy! Scotty Kincaid was that man.. but before I could get my shot, that asshole who runs this place booked a Fatal 4 Way. Luckily I was able to talk myself into refereeing it. I knew I wanted NIck to walk out champion, in hope that seeing him do it would take away my want to kill for it... but Dude Nick wasn't even a contender once that match got near it's end. I then realised that I had to make sure Archaos walked out champ.. he was the easy target.. the merciless pray, and I knew deep down that when I faced him, i'd walk out champion, no questions asked! He was the one that was easiest to beat.. other than that washed up has been Rhyno.. and so I figured i'd gift wrap him the title and then wrench it from him just as easily as I won the TV and Intercontinental Titles.. What you don't uderstand Archaos is that no singles champion has ever defended their title against me.. and so that record will not end! You will step into the ring with me, full of confidence.. just like MDK did... and you will lose and be let crying oer youe lost championship that you never deserved in the first place! Your a joke Archaos.. a fucknig joke.. and the only thing to do with jokes is laugh at them!"
Jackie: "Well said.. ok then John.. talk us through your tactics for the match.. and tell us exactly how you envision it going."
Cena: "Well what way do all of my matches go.. i've only ever lost 3 times in singles compeition.. one when I was just entering the business and 2 to freaking grandslam winners. That's the one thing that seperates me and Archaos.. coz he may well have only lost one time.. but it was to a nobody like Rhyno! And Archaos.. I can guarentee that if my weakest ever pupil can destory you.. hell I can crucify you in that ring! I can take your head and hang it from a pole.. because you are going to be completely and uttery destroyed when you step through those ropes! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY can get in the ring with John Cena and live to tell a tale of victory.. unless they dedicate years to this business in order to become a completely great technical wrestler. I don't think that's something you've achieved in your short, and dare I say worthless career.. you have achieved nothing to be proud of.. and nothing that even qualifies you to be my secretary.. or shine my shoes.. let alone wreslt me in my own ring! There's only one way this match is going.. and thats MY WAY! You will step into the ring.. the crowd will roar and cheer and you'll feel great.... but after 3 minutes tops you'll be an FU victim.. and if you magically survive.. you'll tase a sledgehammer for your efforts too! You can never have too much heart.. kicknig out no matter what is always great right... WRONG! You will learn the hard way Archaos.. like i did against Pun.. sometimes you have an ounce of life in you.. but it's best not to move your shoulder! Sometimes it's best when you have no chance of winning but the strength to fight back.. NOT TO! Sometimes its best to lie down and lose.. to avoid having your ass kicked some more when you do kick out! COz whatever it takes me to keep you down.. you bet your bottom doller I will find it. You said I should have a triple threat TLC to earn the right to face you... how much crack have you taken asshole? I don't earn the right to face no talent low lifes.. they faint at being givern such an amazing oppertunity as to get thier unworthy ass kicked by such a great superstar! Many people would die for the oppertunity you have.. to be taught to wrestle by such an accomplished superstar.. but oh no not Deamon Archaos.. he has to think that he's ABOVE Cena.. god I haven't heard so much bullshit in my entire life! And then you have the nerve to say "whatever works for Mike..." SINCE WHEN HAS THIS FED BEEN ABOUT MIKE??? This fed is about the Elite and don't you EVER forget it! What we say goes.. and we ALWAYS get what we want. I talked my way to facing Kettleburg and MDK.. and I did the same with you! I didn't have to earn it coz Mike could see things my way.. even if my sledgehammer had a little something to do with it! The fact is, Mike was so desperate to get rid of you as champion that if I hadn't asked him.. he would have begged me to take you out and bring some decency back to that championship belt! He wants me to win.. even if the fans don;t.. because he knows the franchise sells tickets.. and when he's champ replica belt sales shoot through the roof! This company relies on me Archaos.. and thats something everyone but you seems to realise! I am the franchise player.. the greatest god damn superstar this federation has to offer.. the man that will take the gold by any means necerssary, and will defend it for years to come.. and why? For the satisfaction of knowing nobody can beat me. TO know that you, just like everyone else.. that YOU CANT SEE ME! You've got a chance when you get in that ring with me.. a chance to learn from the very best this business has to offer. YOu can learn how to wrestle from someone that has been wrestling the top guns for years and years, whether in WWE or EMF.. he's always been the biggest fish in the pond! John Cena will rip you to shreds, just like he's done to just about everyone lese to ever set foot in the ring with him! Each one of them tastes the FU and never ever has the desire to face Cena again! Once you lose to me, you'll probably jump around and go challenge for some other belt.. like the TV Title once Punisher decides to drop it.. and you will be too fucking scared to ever face Cena again! But you mark these words.. anyone that escapes Cena will be hunted down,and he WILL have his revenge. I don't care if its Angelus Archer or is its Dewey Pond.. if you steal a win frm me, or runaway before I can pin your ass.. you will be found.. and you will be KILLED! Me and My hammer take no victims.. and neither do the Elite! And whilst right now the Elite hold 3 championship belts... come Shockwave im taking that total to 4.. and then after the PPV it will be 5, when we hold BOTH halfs of the tag team titles.. as long as Mike gets off his ass to make a match for them.. the TV, Extreme and the TV Championship! Then all we need its the fucking world title and the IC.. which will come easier than you think! Can you not see Archaos.. your just gonna be another name on that long list of superstars who gets beatn by the almighty stable and has their gold stolen and added to the collection. We aint here to piss about.. we are here to take action! Because there's those who talk about it.. and then there's those who BE about it! And you Archaos... you just talk shit about it! You go on for hours about how you love yor fans and about how your suce an amazing superstar.. and yet you can't even stand up and accept my challenge.. you have to try and get me to go through a number one contenders match first! Prez Mike however ruled against you.. how does that make you feel? Does that scare you Archaos? Does it scare you that i'm such a decent wrestler, but also that I can use the rules to my advantage! There are no disqualifications.. just you think about that! John Cena can do what the fuck he likes.. I can spill pints of your blood and the match wont be stopped! I can spray your gus around the ring.. and it wont be stopped! Archaos.. you are on borrowed time you son of a bitch.. if your watching.. I suggest you start shaking with fear.. because I know any other bastard would be if they had me threatening him! Anyone with half a brain at least.. though that could be quite hard for you to argue. Hell you don't know the first thing about this business... you think that the last time we saw Kurt Angle he was successful... give me a break! I beat him without trying.. and i'll do the same to you! The rule is.. if you think somebody can wrestle.. they can't! And you think your great.. but Archaos.. YOUR NOT! You are nothing to this industry, nothing to these people.. and your are nothing at all! I mean, you might have both Christy and Sable fighting over you... God I had no idea they had such a taste for things they couldn't see! I'm sure the franchise would show them a whole new side of things.. but i'm happy with the much sexier Jackie Gayda.. and i bet she gives 5 times more than those 2 whores ever could! It's just a case of the fact that the man who's more satisfied.. will fight better in the ring.. from my experiance! That's why I used that slut Trish when Jackie wasn't around.. and then when she came back I spent a hell of a lot of time with her.. but i suppose those two aren't very good at it based on your in ring talents.. so i suppose they must suck as much as you must.. so both parties are happy. But anyway before I throw up.. I think i'll change the topic. Jackie you asked how I thought it would go.. I envision lots of Archaos's blood, lots of gore.. and one nasty FU to finish off! Just I warn all you fans to keep your mouths shut.. with that much Archaos blood flying around who knows what you might catch! I can tell that's the pleasant answer you were looking for Jackie.. do you have another question?"
Jackie: "Yea I do as it goes... this match is a Hardcore match! What kinda things does that mean for you.. and for the outcome?"
Cena: "I get the feeling all these questions are exactly the same... but fair enough. The Hardcore rules bit simply means I cannot be disqualified.. and that falls count anywhere! That means Archaos there is no championship advantage as I told you earlier.. there is only a winner or a loser, and the winner takes home the gold! At the end of the day.. the last time you put anything on the line, your place in CWL.. you got beat by someone as crap as Rhyno.. so maybe you just can't handle pressure.. or maybe you just can't fucking wrestle! Either way.. i'm going to absolutely demolish you when you step into Cena's ring! The title being on the line wont fuss me.. i'm used to being in high profile matches! Hell I defended my TV Title agaisnt 2 Hall of Famers.. 2 of the biggest names this company has ever had! I've stepped into the rigng with a nothing partner to take on 2 Hall of Famers at the same time.. with the tag titles on the line! I've been in bigger matches than you'll ever be in in your whole life.. simply because people recognise I have an Elite talent that very few have around here. I have more natural in ring ability than even Flair did when he was winning 16 World Championships.. because he didn't have the power to beat ANYONE that got in his way.. where as on my day I argue I could even beat that loner who lives in his swamp by himself and never socialises with anyone.. if you don't know who I mean that what freaking show have you ben watching? There comes a time when you realise you can beat any asshole that steps through the curtain.. and normally then you jump straight up and go for the World Title. But not me.. i'm biding my time.. waiting for the perfect oppertunity to strike down Angelus Archer and climb right to the top of the mountain! I could then look down on everyone.. and laugh at their misfortune, and at how i'm so many millions of times better than them. But Archaos.. if i did that.. i'd then have to drop everything and sink back down to your level in order to complete my grandslam.. and that's not something I wanna do! I want to complete it with the World Title.. and so I will take your fucking belt this week! Whatever you think and whatever you say when your out talking shit about me.. it doesn't fucking matter becuase when the smoke clears and the dust settles.. I will stand there, belt held high, with Jackie in my arms.. and I will be able to say once more.. THE CHAMP IS HERE! But before all of that... i've got to go through just one more match. One more match until glory is mine, and you go crawling back to your little hole and you never come out again. maybe occasionally ringing Christy for a quick going over.. and that will become your life.. paying whores and eating and sleeping! You wont ever wrestle again for fear of being beat down as badly as i'm gonig to do to you! Coz not once have i ever stepped into that ring to lose. Hell I may have lsot a couple fo times but I was always gonna give 100 fucking percent to win.. but thats not you is it Archaos. You don't want to give 100% to win.. you just want to give 100% to survive.. but tht's not enough Archaos. Hell you might get up, walk from the ring and be fighting again the very next week.. but there's always that chance that you wont! Doesn't that scare you Archaos.. doesn't that through clouds of doubt into your mind? Doesn't that make you want to just had the title over and walk away.. and not step into the ring with me? Becuase if your not 200% dedicated to this match.. I can promise it wont last longer than 5 seconds. You don't have a hope in hell if your off your game even for a fraction of a second.. and that is a promise Archaos! People don't beat me without fighting for it.. and people don't fight me without me fighting back! But the thing is Archaos... it's a Hardcore rules match.. meaning not only can I do what I want.. but I can do it WHERE I want! I can take you backstage and into my locker room.. and Icould have hidden ANYTHING in there.. a gun.. whatever is needed! Or I could take you to the parking lot and have someone run you down.. and then just pin your ass. Whatever it takes I can do it.. and it wont be al to hard anyway! But that would be a bit drastic.. i'd much rather just out-perform you in the ring and beat your ass 1, 2, 3 and take home what is MINE! I should have been champion long before now.. when I beat Kincaid the fucknig title should have been on the line! But no.. he had to keep it just to throw it away! The least he could have done is forfeit it to a decent champion like John Cena! No oyu had to give it all away to Deamon fucking Archaos.. and give him yet another excuse to brag about how awesome he is and make everyone want to shoot him coz he wont shut the fuck up! Hell i hear he emailed everyone on his mailing list 50 times to tell them he won a championship.. but never got a single reply.. weird huh? The fact is nobody likes you Archaos.. besides like 3 fans who fell for your "I do it all for you.." speech. Well what exactly is it you do for them? Do you get the fuck beat out of you for them? Do you talk for hours on end and piss everyone off.. for them? Or are you jsut a mentally retarded bastard who thinks he's awesome when he cant even do a proper suplex.. for them? It's weird Archaos.. how we can have two such extreme, yet very different opinions of your work. I don't respect anything you've ever done.. and I know you'll come out and say i'm a bad wrestler.. but at the end of the days I have 3 titles and 2 slammeys that say im not! 3 titles I hear you ask... well I might as well say 3.. seeing as how i'm just hours away from winning my third! Archaos, soon you will be a FORMER Extrme Champion.. but i'm sure you'll brag about that also... hell if you won a Slammey for asshole of the century.. you'd brag! That just seems to be what you like doing... hell we all do it from time to time.. but there comes a point when it's just God damn stupid and when someone has to come out there and make you SHUT THE FUCK UP! Archaos your time has come to be made silent.. and the man who will do that is me.. John Cena.. becuase i've sat in the shadows for too long.. MY TIME IS NOW Archaos... and come shockwave.. THE CHAMP WILL BE HERE ONCE MORE!! Word Life!"
(The fans are on their feet booing the champion to be. They then begin an Archaos chant.. but to no avail. Suddernly Eminem's Slim Shady blasts out.. however the word Shady is replaced by Lance. Lance Sologub appears at the top of the stage to a huge pop from the crowd! Lance Sologub addresses Cena.."
Lance Sologub: "IM THE REAL LANCE YES IM THE REAL LANCE... and its my dark match time.. so get your ass out of my ring Cena... after all... your not a REAL person! You have someone writing roleplays for you.. where as I am REAL!"
J.R: "Wow... a REAL person!"
(Lance starts to walk down the ramp towards Cena.. when some generic theme blasts out, and a 15 year old boy emerges. He runs at Lance.. who runs also and disappears through the crowd.)
Boy: "IM THE REAL MICHAEL.. oh fuck that shit.. just as long as he's gone.. after all it would be unfair having a REAL person attack Cena... hope your ok John and he didn't scare you too much with his awesome RP ability.. see you around sometime.. whenever you need a REAL person.. or just someone to write a roleplay for you.."
(Michael disappears into thin air.)
J.R: "Wow... a REAL person!"
Cena: "Well that was certainly weird... made me feel like I was some kinda fictional charector.. with all those REAL people running around.. and what the fuck is a roleplay? But anyway seeing as we are in a REAL person mood.. let me tell you one more thing Mr Archaos! There is nothing fictional about what I am going to do to you.. it will make version 227 on sportings worst injuries look like a cartoon about fluffy little rabbits.. because i'm not only gonig to destroy you this sunday.. and you wont EVER recover from it! You're gonna need stitches, neck braces.. the LOT to survive.. just to live..and your life as you know it will be over.. thats a god damn promise. You will not survive me.. you will not survive the Extreme Title.. becuase as soon as you won it you knew what you were getting yourself into.. and you knew exactly what was gonna one day happen to you.. you just hoped you'd have a lot longer left before I came calling at your door! But anyway.. I was all set to go home before that weird Lance guy came out.. so i wont keep you guys from watching your shitty little dark matches no more.. to be honest the smell of you fans is starting to make me gag! But Archaos just remember what you've gotten into.. and remember that IF you are still alive this time next week.. your one fucknig lucky son of a bitch! Word Life!"
(This time Cena does leave up the ramp, with Jackie in his arms. He looks down at her and smiles, and he kisses the top of her head. She leans in a bit closer to him, and they look like a match made in heaven. The fans boo as they disapear behind the curtains, but the "Jackie deserves better" signs are noticeable.. even though Cena and Jackie pay them no attention. The cameras follow them for a while.. where they bump into a weird man who looks like Cena.. and is singing "IM THE REAL CENA" whilst holding the WWE Championship Belt... they look at eachother.. say "poor freak", and walk off as the scene fades.)
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