(Introduction- John Cena isn't the only one with an oppertunity of a life time at Survival of the fittest. Wedding bells might be in the air for Cena and Jackie, but at the Pay Per View nothing can be further from their minds. Cena steps into the daunting Elimination Chamber, looking to add gold to his collection. However, Miss Jackie looks to keep the one title she has, when she goes One on One with Vice President Amy Dumas. Of course when Jackie and AMy are involved, there's always more than one part of the equation. Jackie could utalize the support of Cena, The Masterpiece, Dude Nick, or just about any other friend she's aqquired. Jackie of course has Y2J, former EMF World Champion Chris Jericho, and good friend Christian. However, when push comes to shove.. and all other things cancel out.. it's gonig to come right down to who is the better of the 2 competiters, and that woman will beat the other and walk out of Survival of the Fittest as the Extreme Measures Federaation Women's Champion!)
(Our scene opens. We are live at the EMF House Show that is proceding the EMF Pay Per View Survival of the Fittest. John Cena and Miss Jackie are shown walknig backstage, when they are approached by... everyone's favourite announcer... and by popular demand.. The Coach! Coach is wearing his trademark sunglasses, and holds a microphone out to the pair and addressses them.)
Coach: "Well guys you both have big matches comnig up.. but nothing is bigger than the HUGE Elimination Chamber Match for the Tag Team Championships we have coming up... John... your thoughts please?"
Cena: "To be honest i've talked that match to death... and I can't be fucked anymore. We were hopnig to run into one of the feminine interview guys though... someone to question Jackie about her Women's Championship defeence tonight!"
Coach: "Well unfortunately Josh Matthews just left... so youll have to make do with me.... THE COACH! So Jackie, you face Amy Dumas... my first question has to be... why?"
Jackie: "Why what Coach? Why talk the hag out of retirement? Or why want to defend the title against one of the history's best? I'll tell you why shall I? There can only be ONE dominant female around here. Dumas may be long retired.. but she has a glorified past.. and it's my ambition to proe to the world shes not half the superstar she cracks herself up to be! I want to prove to the world that Jackie Gayda is the greatest Diva of all time! Hell.. i'm THE ELITE DIVA! ANd my husband to be here.. me and him are gonig to take this world by storm. After this match... me and John will hold 3 championship belts between us.. wont that be something! But i'm not relinquishing gold to Amy.. she's past it.. and should be thinknig of settling down to have little children.. just like mummy wants.. she can't compete with me! SHe calls herself the Queen of Extreme... rubbish! If she was she wouldn't have to cling onto that bloody RWA Championship as if it helped her to breathe! The whole world will know, once all is said and done, who the queen bee is around here.. who is the dominant female.. and who is the TRUE Women's Champion!"
Coach: "Well with all due respect Miss Gayda... Amy Dumas is one of the most successful in ring competitors we've ever seen here in the EMF! You may have beaten Trish Stratus, but she's beaten almost everyone shes taken on.. most recently Sierra for that very title you say she needs! HTe Tale of the Tape gives her the edge.. don't you think?"
Jackie: "Did the tape say i'd beat Stratus? Hell no... but did I??? Well this extremely shiny championship here says I did! I only had one match before then... and i've only had 3 matches now.. but i'm undefeated and hell... i'm the WOMENS CHAMPION! Amy Dumas has hardly wrestled recently.. and when she has..she's looked washed up. She even lost to Amy Webber... a woman who had never been inthe ring before... so what makes her think she can beat the champion? Trish, throught 2004 was the dominant female, she beat them all... Tori, Victoria, Hemme.. you name it.. but who came along and demolished her reign? Who ended her career with a sledgehammer? Who beat her so badly in the ring she chose no to take a rematch? I did! I'm Jackie Gayda, the new female face of the EMF! Although Chris and Amy like to think they are the hot couple.. I assure you they are not. They been with eachother for so long, and yet me and Cena... we are beating them! As soon as John gets his ring back from that bitch we are getting engaged.. and..."
Cena: "Ok you weren't meant to know that's what me and Nick came here for..."
Jackie: "You mean you got it!!! Oh My God!! When.. err... just when?"
Cena: "Jackie honey calm down. There was a slight technical hitch on the ring front. It would seem.... oh never mind. But soon I promise... soon."
Jackie: "Oh my God what did she do to my ring John! The one I hand picked... the one I wanted so badly...."
Cena: "Well honey, when you mess with Dumas.. your messing with fire.. and she's proven it once again. It would seem her or Chris sold it off.. when me and Nick went in.. she must have seen us coming.. coz there was a reciept on the table and she was nowhere to be found... i'm sorry.. it's gone..."
Jackie: "But if you got the reciept.. you know where to go to get it back right???"
Cena: "Jackie you have to focus on the match... you can't lose this... not now.. and don't make it personal jsut go ot there and fight.. ok?"
Jackie: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN DON'T MAKE IT PERSONAL! SO YOU CAN MAKE THINGS PERSONAL AGAINST IKEDA, WHEN ALL HE DID WAS BEAT YOU... AND I CANT MAKE THIS MATCH AGAINST THE WOMAN I HATE MOST IN THE WORLD PERSONAL!!!"
(A few heads turn as Jackie screams. EMF diva Torrie Wilson rushes over and puts an arm around her.. telling her to calm down...)
Coach: "If your ready to continue Miss Gayda... would you say that Miss Dumas' actions that we just learnt about.. are gonig to make you more angry with her.. and go out there to hurt her more than before?"
Jackie: "firstly John I apologise for shouting at you it's just ou know how I feel about all this. Ok, No her actions wont change a thing. I hated that bitch already and I still do.. and she is gonig to see just what Jackie Gayda can do in that ring! I don't care what I got to do... whether I got to literally rip her head from her shoulders or what.. I will do it! She's the one messing with fire.. and she had better realise it! Did she ot see what I did to Fyre? That red head that I hated just for looking like her? And did she not see how I got the opening... by countering THE MOONSAULT! Amy's only move... and Jackie can fight out of it! When push comes to shove in that ring.. Jackie Gayda is gonig to dominate, and Jackie Gayda is gonig to show jsut why she is the Women's champion! I didn't win this belt for nothing.. I didn't win it just to loook good... I won it from merit! I earnt it, every bit of it.. and I don't mind showing it off now. It's not jsut a fashion accessory though... it's my life! I want to show the world that I am the greatest female ever.. and i'm GOING to prove it tonight. I'm going to retain this title, not by disqualification.. but by pinning her 1.. 2.. 3 and walknig out, gonig backstage, ready to cheer John to victory in the chamber! his is our night.. and when it's all over.. the world will hold us in much higher regard. We will both have overcome our demons.. i'll have Dumas beat, and John will have Wes beat.. and we can all go home.. heads held high, and remember Survival of the fittest as OUR night! Dumas.. when you agreed to face me.. you signed away your life. Because you know as well as I do that you've lost it.. and i'm gonig to exploid every weakness you have when we go out there! I've watched you Dumas... I know your weaknesses.. and I know your strengths and how to avoid them. You mess with me.. and you will pay for it.. and you will DEFINATELY feel the wrath of Jackie Gayda, as she goes into the cover and scores teh biggest upset of ALL TIME!"
Coach: "So you'd call a win over Dumas an upset? Even though she hasn't wrestled very much recently...?"
Jackie: "Your kinda hypocritical aren't you... you jsut told me she was favourite to win.... but still. Although I am the champion.. i've been in 3 matches.. and altohugh undefeated.. her career is somewhat more experiancd.. and you've seen how experiance can effect a wreslting match. I'm not gonig out there not to fight.. but if she's got more than me then I guess she could beat me.. I personally think i'll demolish her but hell... if everyone wants to bet against me it's their money they lose.. not mine! I'm not going to whine on and bitch like all the people in that pahetic 4 way do.. but i'm not gonig to say nothing. Amy Dumas wants to dig up my past and that's fine.. I just want to go out there and give her the ass kicking she had comnig to her from the day she set foot in the ring... be in in the RWA or the EMF... there had to be a day when Dumas was cut down to size... and mark my words... today IS that day! Youve been hoping that there would never be anyone come along and put you in your place... but no i'm here to do it! For too long you bullied those below you... that all ends here.. and I... Jackie Gayda.. will not proceed to bully you in return.. and become the top gun once and for all! I hope that's clear Dumas... becasue beeive me.. there aren't only 10 people in line for the FU tonight... you make 11!"
Coach: "We're running low on time here Miss Gayda... but.. you mention Amy digging around your past? Whats your opinin on that?"
Jackie: "Rico... Al Snow... you drag these people out of their caves and expect it to give you a hand? You expect to be able to beat me coz you have some gay guy I only hang with coz he was traded from Smackdown to Raw the same week as me.. and you expect him to give you an unfair advantage in out match? You dig up my ough enough trainer.. and hope he can help you? Are you out of your mind? Those people know nothing about me! If they ever did back in my WWE days.. they know even less about me now. Even in WWE, i was a far better wrestler than they ever saw... and here i'm the champion.. I bet you neither of them predicted that! And ok, in the past I made some questionable decisions... what are you trying to do? Get at me and John like we got at you? You can try all you want.. you can go on about how i was engaged before or whatever you want.. because I don't care Amy. You can sink to your worthless mind tricks but at the end of it all... we got you damn good.. and you KNOW it! You were hurting.. hurting like a high schoool girl who finds out her best friend is dating her first crush.... and you want me to pay now don't you? YOu want revenge.. well guess what.. if the scores one-nil now Amy.. it will be two y the end of the evening!"
Coach: "One final thought... if you beat Amy.. what are you gonig to do from there?"
Jackie: "Well I FU the red headed bitch and pin her ass center of the ring.. and then do what i promised all along. Take on challengers.. one by one.. beat them off... Rylee... Joy.. Victoria.. whoever comes my way.. deend this title for years to come and prove them all wrong! But tonight.. tonight is the next step in that. Beating Trish was huge for me, but Amy is so much more! She can try her little twist of fate or moonsault or whatever she wants.. but she can never keep me down! Right now i've got nmore heart than everyone in the back put together... and that is what is gonig to enable me to kick out time and time again.. no matter what she does to me! then, when the FU connects.. she will finally see that Jackie Gayda ment business... Jackie Gayda IS for real.. and that Jackie Gayda.. rules this fed! Word Life!"
(Jackie turns to John and smiles. He pus an arm round her, glances at Coach in appreciation, and the two walk off together. Coach looks on after them, and when they turn the corner turns back to the camera and says...)
Coach: "Well that was EMF Extreme Champion John Cena and Womens Champion Jackie Gayda... both with huge matches tonight... coming up highlights of my interview that you didn't see last week... with diva hopeful Victoria ahead of her fatal four way match! Stay tuned because this EMF pre-Pay Per View production returns.. right after this!"
(A commercial for EMF Shaockwave the game plays.. as the scene leaves the production, ready to return with interviews with other superstars ahead of tf their own Survival of the Fittest Matches.)
