||- Jackie Vs Victoria -||

(Jackie Cena has been EMF Women's Champion for many months. However she is yet to accomplish all her goals at the top of the mountain. She set out to conquer all the top names in Women's Wrestling history, but so far has only really scalped Trish Stratus and Sierra Van Der Pohl. This week the EMF's number one diva attempts to add another name to her list. This one is not one that the EMF has a huge respect for as she has never held the Women's Championship. However in the WWE she was a feared name with 2 title reigns and dominating most of he Divas on the RAW roster every week for many months. However last month at the EMF Pay Per View Unleahshed, Victoria was to lose to Trish Stratus. This will fill Jackie Cena with confidence after she has defeated Trish herself many months ago. But Jackie Cena has not been in action for many months, in fact since the EMF Pay Per View Latino Heat. She will be desperate to not show any signs of ring rust and defeat Victoria no matter what it takes, to once again stake a claim to be the EMF's Number One Blonde!)

(The scene opens. We are live at an EMF Houseshow from the Ice Palace in Tampa Bay, Florida. The fans are quieting down having just witnessed a thrilling tag match. They are however expecting a rare Title match, as Jackie Cena will defend in an open challenge. Her generic theme blasts out as Jackie emerges with her title belt. She poses on the stage, and then is joined by Chris Masters. People seem surprised at this, but they get in the ring and the music stops. Chris Masters takes the microphone and addresses the crowd.)

Chris Masters: "Well... I can guess you're surprised i'm out here with the beautiful Jackie Cena... but allow me to explian. This week on Shockwave Jackie takes on Victoria in a non-championship match. Never the less, she has a tiny bit of ring rust she needs to remove. I stress it is not a lot... because this woman trains more than anyone i've ever seen... even more than a Masterpiece like myself. But this week she decided she'd take on ANY female in the entire world for this championship. Even if it's not an EMF Superstar... it doesn't matter, ANYONE can get a title oppertunity here tonight. I'm only out here in case of an ambush, to ensure everything goes down fairly John Cena would normally do it.. but he can't be here tonight, he's away on business... so I hand you over now to the Extreme Measures Federation Women's Champion... Jackie Cena!"

Jackie Cena: "Well thank you Chris. That's right... here tonight I challenge ANYONE in the world to come out here and fight me for the Womens Championship! I don't care if you are Amy Dumas, Sierra... Ashlee Ikeda... I don't care if your a multiple time womens champion or a fucking nobody earning 50 cents an hour and free burgers by working in McDonalds. I don't give a fuck who you are, as long as you are female... you can challenge me. Hell even if you were Victoria.. I would not complain to give her a premature ass-kicking, but as Chris said, it is to warm up in order for my proper televised match. Not that I really need it in order to win the match... but just in order to make myself look my very best. I want to impress people left, right and centre, and have them see that the champ is back and back with a vengeance. I may not have been in the ring for quite a while, but it wont matter. After all I am only facing Victoria... it wont be too tough. I mena look at her EMF record... it's terrable. She may have won quite a few matches... but they are all against nobodies like Tori or Chyna. That's not a big deal... not a great achievement... not impressive. You've never held the title in the top federation around here... and for that reason you have no respect from anyone. You came here and were all mouth, about winning the belt and about defeating me.. well you have not done that. No doubt you'll come out to the ring in a few days time with your gay-lover Steven Richards and talk for about 10 seconds about how you can beat me.. but you'd just be kidding yourself and every single one of these fans. You're not a great athlete or even a good one... and you'd be a disgrace to the Women's Championship. I know i've always said the title is all about wrestling... but even if your the best wrestler there is, i'd hate to see you on the belt simply because you don't look like a WOMEN'S champion. I wont go into the immature little rant like mst divas do around ghere calling her a whore or saying she looks like a man... but the simple fact is that no matter what, she is nothing compared to myself. She knows it, I know it.. everyone knows it. She came here from WWE because she had "Achieved everything over there", wow she held the WWE Womens Title twice back when I was competing in, and winning by the way... various Bikini Contests on the Smackdown brand. Are you jealous of that Victoria? The success my body bought me.. and the way men adore me... coz you can bet I aint jealous of your fucking title reigns. You can bet I am not jealous of you getting your ass kicked around by Trish time and time again both in WWE and then here in the EMF. But guess what Victoria.. I beat Trish, and thats why this title is here round my waist, and thats why I can challenge anyone in the world to come out here tonight and fight me for it. It does'nt matter who it is, because I am the dominant female, the number 1 blonde, infact the number one of any hair colour at all. I didn't need Chris out here tonight, but my husband insisted he come and keep an eye on me. Personally I could not give a fuck if 50 people ambush me with the title on the line.. I wouldn't drop it. But you Victoria... dropped it so easily both times you won the lower class version. I can't believe you thought you could come here and win this title after two pathetic title reigns like that. And then we come to two weeks ago at the Pay Per View event. You face Trish Stratus and you come to te ring like every week... get booed to high hell and not because you're a heel but because people just get bored by you.. and you tell Trish to not mention the past and that we are in the EMF now, just to go digging around the past yourself. You tell Trish you can do worse than what you did in a street fight... that was nothing love. What I can do to oyu is far worse. I'm not the champion for nothing and if you think I am you can forget that right now. Trish Stratus was champion for months and nobody got near her... but I soon put pay to that. Not only did I take her championship in only my second match here, but I also almost ended that bitches career along with my husbanad and a sledgemhammer. The only reason shes here now is because I have to tolerate her for the sake of my husbands son, Eddie Stratus. But what reason do I have to keep you around Vicky? What reason is there for the most dominant Diva ever to grace the ring not to beat you to within an inch of your worthless life and snatch your career away from you. You got nothing to live for except your lame excuse for a boyfriend in Steven Richards... the right to censor reject who wins up here but never wrestles. Right to Censor were the worst stable of all time.. so you pick up one of their members and then brag about it? They way they treated many superstars... like The Kat, was just dispicable and the fans will never forgive them. Why would you want t put yourself through the pain of being with someone hated by so many? Or maybe it's all you can get! Maybe you're so desperate you'll take anything. So while i'm married to a Grandslam Champion and the most wanted man in the EMF... you have Steven Richards. HE's lower than the jobbers... because he doesn't even job, all he does is come out with you and he doesn't even talk. He's not even a wrestler.. hes your valet. Is it not meant to be the other way round? But no problem.. becuase this is not about attacking Richards... it's all about you. And the more I tink about it.. the less I feel I even need to shake off the ring rust. I'd like nothing more than for you to come out here right now and try and take this championship from me. I'd like notihng more than to give you a premature ass-kicking, ahead of the big match on Shockwave. IT might only be a house show.. but lets give the people what they really want... me! And what they really don't want... you! And mix it together and make a nice squash match. Come on Victoria.. I dare you to come out... I double dare you.... but if you wont... then someone else with the guts please do and let us get this little match up going!"

(Jackie pauses and waits. She passes her title to Chris and looks ready for a fight. "Don't Mess With" blasts out and the crowd roar in anticipation of a preview. But suddernly it begins to crackle and fade out and is replaced by another theme. The fans don't really know what to think as a woman comes out they have never seen before. A handful of fans recognise her though and she gets a few cheers.)

Jackie: "My sources are tellnig me your some kind of local hot shot... well whatever... lets go!"

(Just before the bell sounds Chris Masters lays the woman out with a clothesline to a chorus of boos. The bell rings and he steps out of the ring. Jackie uses her early advantage to stamp away on the woman but then lifts her up, and bakcs off, giving her a chance to recover. She then says something to her and the woman hits Jackie back and gives her a few shots. She then lifts Jackie as if going for a Widows Peak, but Jackie counters it into a DDT. She then lifts her up and hits an FU. She covers and scores the win.)

Jackie: "And just like that the dream is ended. Good try... and I wish oyu the best of luck in your shitty local fed that pay you 5 bucks a match... but you just don't cut it with the Worlds Greatest Champion! *Crowd boo some more*. But Victoria let that be a message to you. This woman went for your signature move because I dared her to try it. I've watched tape after tape of you, and I know you inside out. I've seen things I realy wish I hadn't because it borders on out-right sickenning... and i've seen a couple of good matches here and there. But the Widows Peak is a soft option. It is not hard to counter whatsoever as I just demonstrated. This woman has probably had more successes than you... whoever she is... and she could'nt get me with it. So what chance do you have? You can brag about having a power advantage.. I could not care less. I'm married to the greatest player in this game... the Franchise.. but that wont effect our match will it? I could easily tip the scales in my favour... but I don't need to. I don't need any kind of advantage to beat you, infact I could do with a few handicaps just to challenge myself. I don't like it when every match is so god damn easy to win... but that's the way it goes when you are so far above the competition. I trained many hours and say off many people just to climb up and grab this title. To be honest it was a lot easier than I expected dethrwoning Trish... but then I realised how she did it, because since then, none of my challengers have proved any bit a challenge. She was probably the hardest match.. but now it's time to try another. Now it's time to see if I can defeat the "great" Victoria. But after defeating Trish, Sierra, Rylee and numerous others... it's hardly a challenge is it. Victoria needs to be saying a lot of prayers and needs to be begging me to leave her alone. Why she even got a match with me I have no idea... but it's fine. I never back down from a challenge.. even if it is from someone like her. She can think she's better than me all she wants... but when it comes down to me and her in that very ring.. there's only gonna be one winner... and there are no bets or doubts as to who. If she beats me, I will personally pay each and every single fan in the arena One Thousand Dollars! Thats how certan I am of pulling this off. Nobody beats Jackie Cena.. nobody. I said when I came here I was going to make a name for myself and keep it going and let everyone know just how good I am... and I have done that. I have won everytime i've been in the ring eith the exception of a Draw with Amy Dumas.. and to be quite honest, that's a match I should have easily won. If Amy had come out here now... I could have beaten her. Instead I get some jobber.. but no problem... it was just a warm up to shake off some rust and that has been achieved. Victoria now has to go up against a 100% Jackie Cena... who is focused and ready to dish out the pain. People may think i'll struggle because she wrestles every week and whatever... but it's no problem... not for me. When your as good as me you can afford time off, but the facts speak for themselves, and so does this Championship. It is still around my waist, and it always will be until I decide my work here is done! You could not take it if I offered it to you on a plate. You'd probably still fuck up somehow and i'd end up walknig out as the champion. Victoria does not merit a shot at the title, which is quite possable why she hasn't recieved one. Do oyu know how rare it is for me to compete in non-title matches? Most Women I come across I give a shot at it.. but the company wouldn't let me make this a title match... does that make you feel good? Do you think you're anything special now? Not that you ever did anything to give you that opinion in the first place. Face it Vicky... you're in the wrong league. You came here hoping to build on WWE success... and you failed. Why not go back.. with me, Trish, Lita and most other divas out of the way you might stand a chance... though I guess you probably still wouldn't cut it. But it doesn't matter wht you do. You can hang around here and hope to pick up a few wins here and there... hope you can build something... but you could only DREAM of toppling me. I don't even need to bring my A game or shake off the rust... i'm too good for you any day of the week. I'm too good for you no matter what else is thrown at me. I could beat you without the slightest degree of effort. You are nothing... absolutely nothing. An FU and your down and out... no questions asked.It doesn't take a genious to work out that if so many women have stayed down to it... you will follow suit. the Widows peak doesn't frighten me.. but the FU sends a shiver down your spine. Think carefuly about what you are getting yourself into... about just what you are up against... and remember that Jackie Cena takes no prisoners! You will fall just like the rest.. and you will feel the wratth of the EMF's number one blonde! Word Life!"

(Jackie's theme blares out again as she and Chris exit the ring. They are seen a few minutes later walking outside when a car pulls up and out steps Amy Jericho. She smiles and Jackie goes over to her.)

Amy Jericho: "Hey Jackie, how'd it go?"

Jackie: "Yea not too bad... though Victoria is so boring to talk about and that match was too one sided..."

Amy Jericho: "Yea I can only imagine.... you ready to go?"

Jackie: "Yea sure. Thanks for accompanying me Chris... you sure you don't need a lift back tonight?"

Chris Masters: "No i'm fine... i'm going out with Christy anyway... you girls gonna be ok?"

Amy Jericho: "Of course... with Chris out all night it's gonna be a good old fasioned girls night in... see you around sometime."

Chris Masters: "Yea ok, have a good time Jackie and i'll see you tomorrow."

(Jackie and Amy get into the car and it drives off with the pair of them. Chris Masters is seen calling over a taxi and getting into it himself. We then cut to the Cena mansion, which is supposdely vacant. However there are 2 inhabitants. The first is Natasha the ex-cleaner now impregnated by John Cena, and the Franchise himself! Jackie had thought he was away, but evidently he had come back knowing she'd be out for the night. Him and Nat were sitting up in his bedroom. Cena was sitting in his bed and Natasha was curled up in his arms with her head against his chest. Cena smiled and ran his fingers through her long red hair. He spoke, breaking the calming silence.)

Cena: "Sure was worth coming back here tonight...."

Natasha: "That night hasn't even begun yet... but really, how long is it going to be until....."

Cena: "Not long hun I promise, not long."

(Nat smiles at him and looks happy with his response. Cena sits up a bit and helps her into a sitting position, so he can talk to her face-to-face.)

Cena: "Nat there's something I really should tell you... and you might not like it but i've kept it from you long enough...."

Natasha: "Look John... if you're having second thoughts I understand, but..."

Cena: "No nothing like that. I want to be with you and I always have. The problem is not directly to do with you or Jackie."

Natasha: "Then what... Trish and Eddie?"

Cena: "No. No it's Amy..."

Natasha: "Amy? John she's married....."

Cena: "Don't you think I know that... I was there remember. No it's not like that just let me talk. Amy knows. She knows everything. She knows I cheated on Jackie and she knows it was with you. She knows you are carrying my baby. For the life of me I don't know how she worked it all out but she has, and she's made it pretty clear to me her intention to tell Jackie everything. I've managed to shut her up a couple of times... but i'm only stalling the inevatable. JAckie finding out any way other than what we discussed is dangerous Nat... surely you see that?"

Natasha: "Yea I know what you're saying. I can't beleive she worked all of this out... how are you keeping her quiet?"

Cena: "Well I wont go into details... but it wasn't pretty. Involved me, Chris and a sledgehammer... that much I will say..."

Natasha: "You didn't hurt her?"

Cena: "Hell no... just sent her a little warning."

Natasha: "That's still rather harsh... but i'll let it go because it's you. But what do you think we should do..."

Cena: "I'm fairly sure we've bought enough time.. but I think it's time to up the ante a bit."

Natasha: "I'm not sure I follow...."

Cena: "Well... you know I have power around the EMF now thanks to our good friend Edge. So what i'm saying is I think it's time I used that. Time i took matters into my own hands and finally solved the Amy problem once and for all.... you follow?"

Natasha: "I think I know what your saying... and as soon as Amy's out the way...."

Cena: "Then we deal with the other little problem too.... exactly!"

(Nat smiles again, and kisses John. She lays back down but suddernly the phone rings. Cena looks pissed that his night with Nat has been disturbed. He motions for her to answer it, as he's not meant to be there. She obeys.)

Natasha: "Hello? Oh Jackie hi! Yea... yea I was gonna stay with family tonight but decided against it. Ok. Ok.. so your staying there all night? Alright. When can we expect you back? Ok, so you'll go into work first and come back in the evening. No that's fine. No i'm not going tomorrow, but i'll definately be at Shockwave one day soon.. i've got tickets for an upcoming one. Yea ok thank Jackie. Take care. Seeya!"

Cena: "Jackie huh... where did she say she was staying?"

Natasha: "She called from her cell... she was in a car being driven to Amy's house.... John you don't think she'd....:"

Cena: "Not if she has a brain cell in that pretty little head of hers. *notices Nat's frown* no I didn't mean that literally. Hang on Nat I'm gonna make a phone call... and then the night can really begin..."

Natasha: "Hurry back.. I miss you already!"

(Cena exits the room. He goes into another room and gets a phone. He pulls out his cell phone and checks goes into his address book. The cameras focus on the name.. Amy. He rings the number.)

Cena: "Don't speak... just listen. I don't know what your playing at spending the night with my wife.. but remember one thing. I know your every move, and every word that passes your mouth. I have ears and eyes everywhere. You can't get away with anything. If you so much as contemplate dropping a hint to Jackie i'll know... and believe me just like that! *snaps his fingers loudly*, i'll take everything away from you. I hope we're clear."

(Cena hangs up the phone and returns to Nat. The scene fades again.)