||- Foreword -||

(Introduction- Finally, after many months of waiting, the EMF has the Women's match it's been waiting for. Jackie Cena won the championship from Trish Stratus what seems like a lifetime ago, but until now Trish has been unable to get a proper rematch. They have met one time since, but the match was shrouded in controversy and, ultimately a let down to what people expected. This time it will be vvery different. Jackie Cena and Trish Stratus will battle over the Women's Championship, and there will be no controversial finish, and no questions left at the end. The two of them will battle, and the clear winner will be revealed. But before all that, Jackie and Trish will be forced to team up, as they take on the team of Victoria and Chyna. Trish has had an on-going feud with Victoria of late which ended in the number one contenders match that left Trish with the prospect of facing Jackie, and Chyna is just returning after another one of her long breaks. But will the fact that Trish and JAckie will soon be rivals, and the fact that Trish is the mother of Jackie's husbands only child men their teamwork suffers, or will 2 of the most dominant Divas in the EMF today stand victorious and as a unit.)

(The scene opens. We are live at John Cena's personal training facility. Two of his male workers are in the ring practicing some holds on eachother. A couple of his female trainers are doing some stretches in a corner with various pieces of training equipment in. Jackie and John Cena are sitting at a table. John has a whiskey in front of him and Jackie has an orange juice that possably contains vodka, although this is not certain. The drinks are getting low, and the cameras pick up the very end of their conversation.)

John Cena: "Well it's good to know you are getting back in the ring Jackie, and good to see you got a couple of opponents we know full well you can beat. I really think we need some training though, to shake off the rust, if you have any?"

Jackie: "No of course I don't.. what do you take me for? But I do want to train up as much as possable, you know I always like to be 100% whever possable, and be in the best possable physical shape. Wanna practice some holds on me... or you scared of getting beat by a girl?"

Cena: "No of course i'm not.. I just don't wanna hurt you honey. *calling over to the corner* Fancy getting in the ring girls?"

(The two trainers come over. They are both brunettes. They first is tall and powerful. The second is smaller, much more feminine, and on all accounts more attractive The first one speaks.)

First Woman: "With you John... any time!"

Cena: "God no... I mean no offence.. but you being that size... how the hell idd you pass the drugs test? No I need you two to help Jackie practice for her big tag match. But there's two of you and only one of her.... not saying I don't think she could cut it... maybe Christy would get involved..."

(At the sound of her name, Christy Hemme approaches the table. She had been doing some form of training on her own. Her long red hair is tied back, but she pulls out her tie and lets it fall down. Cena seems to stare for a moment... before shakig himself and looknig away, which goes unnoticed by Jackie.)

Christy: "You called John?"

Cena: "Christy... We need to get some match training in for Jackie. I was wondering if you would team up with her to take on these two girls."

Christy: "Yea sure thing... although I must warn you my in ring work is looknig very weak at the moment... not had any practice myself."

Jackie: "Not a problem... i'm sure I can handle it anyway... i'm not the champion for nothing!"

(John suggests he'll be the referee and rolls into the ring. The two brunettes go to one corner and Jackie and Christy the other. They talk, and Christy decides to start the match off. The smaller, more attractive Brunette starts out too. After a few minutes of the match Hemme has a very slender advantage, and she drags the brunette to her own corner and tags in Jackie. Jackie is in very quick and begins a quick offence. After some more back and forth action she backs the brunette up against the ropes and chops her a few times, and then runs to hit a clothesline. The brunette ducks and Jackie accidently nails Hemme. Hemme goes down looking hurt and the Brunette uses the time to make the tag to her partner. However the partner is caught very quickly with a snapmere and then a powerbomb. Jackie calls for the finish and hoists her up for the FU. However she appears to slip whilst goin for it, and turns it into what appears to be a Reverse Death Valley Driver. Cena, The recovered Hemme, the non-legal brunette and the male trainers look amazed at the move as Jackie pins her and her partner still in awe makes no attampt to stop it. Cena can't believe the impact as he counts the 1, 2, 3! Jackie rolls out of the ring and hugs Christy and kisses the top of her head in an apologetic way. Chritsy laughs and suggest it's ok. Cena then rolls out of the ring.)

Cena: "Amazing... simply amazing Jackie... where did you learn that? You never told me you were replacing the FU...."

Jackie: "Of course i'm not, stupid! I slipped and it came out naturally... not bad though. Looks like I gotta shake off some more rust later though... for now I should be heading home really... got a lot to do today."

Cena: "Alright babes... you guys can go for lunch now too, i'll clear this lot up and then follow you out. See you later Jackie, Christy."

Christy: "Nah i'll stay and help you clean up. *The door closes behind Jackie* Might be fun...."

(Cena looks round at her disbelieving. One by one the trainers file out of the facility, until it is just them. Cena bends down to pick up a beer can thats fallen on the floor, but as he does Hemme deliberately grabs his hand, pretending she was going for it too.)

Christy: "It's been a while huh John? After you... nothing else can satisfy me...."

Cena: "Christy... last week was good... but i'm a different man now. That night taught me something.. I just can't do tihs anymore."

Christy:"Your still sleeping with two girls John... what difference does it make?"

Cena: "All the difference. It's Nat I want to be with... but she understands I can#t make Jackie suspicious. I have no excuse for being with you Christy... you're beatiful and last week was fantastic and in different circumstances I probably could go for you... but i'm sorry it just can't and won't happen again. Now either hel me or leave me to clean this up in peace... if you don't mind."

(Hemme looks annoyed and turns on her heel and storms out. Cena continues to clean up the stuff and then his phone rings. He lookks down and it is Natasha, and he smiles, knwoing he'ss just done the right thing for once. He looks around, makes sure the job he's done is ok, the walks out. As he does he answers the phone, but the conversation is lost because the door closes and drowns it out. A few hours later however Jackie is seen re-entering, this time with Trish Stratus and Eddie Stratus. Trish places Eddie down in his chair and talks to Jackie.)

Trish Stratus: "So how was the little fella last weekend..."

Jackie: "Oh it was lovely. We went on a nice long walk the three of us, and we had a picnic and fed some ducks by the pond and it was really nice. Just like I want it to be when me and John have children. But anyway that's not why we are here is it?"

Trish Stratus: "No your right... we need to work on our tag match. I har you struggled with the FU earlier... wanna try it on me... not too hard though...."

Jackie: "Maybe later. There's cameras in this place... so I thought i'd use them to make a promo. Set it all up earlier... all I gotta do is sit over there and it should beam straight onto the EMF Channel.... because they have nothing better to show than me and John all the time. So do you mind if I run one for the match this week?"

Trish Stratus: "No not at all.... be my guest. Who do you want to start with?"

Jackie: "I'll start with Victoria... I faced her quite recently so i'm still fresh with her. The thing is Victoria claimed she could beat me... claimed she could defeat anyone in the women's division... but when it came down to it, when it came to fighting the woman currently standing on top of the mountain... ultimaely she failed it. Just when she needed it most, a win that is, everything she had built up deserted her. Then again... what she had built up was notihng special. Sure she's won a few matches against the likes of Chyna and Tori... but she never got near you did she Trish? You managed to beat her comfortably to earn your upcoming shot at my title... so hwat makes her think she could get near me? What made her even think she had a chance when the EMF amangement randomly decided she should challenge me? I mean... I know there was a shortage of title matches... but my God... surely they could do better than to stick me against the "Viscious Vixen" or whatever she calls herself. I see nothing viscious about her... nothing at all to throw me into a panick and make me worried about my championship. I got this belt because I god gamn deserved it. Because I wanted to prove that women could wrestle well and give us a chance to have a treuly great division. Sure, you were doing ok with the Title Trish, but you never really excelled like I knew I could. Not to mention the fact that at that time... I couldn't stand the site of you. You were just the girl sleeping with my husband... and although it was all part of our plan and I had agreed to it... Istill hated you for it. But it's all in the past now... and we can get on with life. We may not be the best of friends... and we probably never will be, but at tne end of the day when we step into the ring for this title it is just business and nothing else. When we destroy eachother for the right to be called the Number One Female, it is just business and great entertainment. Unfortunately great entertainment is something that escapes and confuses Victoria completely. She wouldn't know great entertainment if it bit her on the nose. She's kinda a middle path in the Women's industry. There are those that are below her, your Chyna's and the like, and they will never touch her. But then there are those that are above her. The likes of me, you, Rylee, Christy Hemme and many more... and Victoria will NEVER cut it with them. She hangs around with Steven Richards... but then she claims that he's not her boyfriend... or is that becuase the network aren't allowed to show those kinda relationships? Oh sorry I forgot, Victoria IS a woman now matter how much her looks may disagree. She has this move... The Widow's Peak... and it's meant to drive fear into our hearts. To be honest... I think it's weak and pathetic. It couldn't put me down if I was drugged before she hit it. I can't stand to be in the ring with Victoria.. because the gulf in quality is just so obvious. I cannot be beaten by any diva here... but the one with the least chance has got to be her. She is just stuck in an endless routine of time, which is forever repeating itself. She does the same thing week in, week out. Month in... Month out. And I will now reveal the secret... or rather not so secret life of Victoria... only secret because you guys get so bored of her you never bothered to pay her any attention. Basically what she does is.. goes to the ring with non-lover boy Richards who tries to censor anything remotely female about her... and she talks for a grand total of about 30 seconds... always the same bullshit.. normally dragging up the past in WWE and how she was a two time champion.... even though Vinnie Mac BEGGED me to go to RAW and save his division and I told him I prefered it on Smackdown with John... and then after her two minutes she disapears, only to come to the ring and lose her match despite promising her FAN she'd win. That fan is Steven Richards... how the hell is he not bored of this? Does he like being embaressed... being seen as a liar? Does he like failures? And has anyone noticed how the do EXACTLY the same poses every week when they come ot here.... put that with their extremely similar dialogue and you have almost the most n-riginal couple in history... only eclipsed by Chyna and whatshisface... you know.. the guy that stole her money? Oh well. So Victoria... this week on shockwave, routine continues. Things go along like planned, and there are no disruptions to your life. You can continue your routine of 30 second promo followed by defeat, and Jackie can continue her routine of destroying everyone in her path and dominating the world. I don't care what you do... how you come out here to fight... I will domiate you and I will destroy any glimmer of hope you think you might have of stealing the biggest win of your career from under my nose. I'm Jackie Cena damn it... wife of the GRANDSLAM Champion John Cena.... I do not lose! To make matters even worse for Vickie... my partner next week beat her with ease a couple of weeks back, where as her partner has to her name one of the worst EMF records to date. This just further enhances the chances of Jackie Cena picking up a huge win and destroying Victoria out there tonight. This is what I do Victoria... I win wrestling matches. It is what I was born to do. It doesn't matter what federation I am in... I am born to succeed. I don't care what people throw at me.. it will not dent my ability to win, and it wont cost me any effort whatsoever to do it. No matches in this federation have the capability of testing me... but really I gotta do them when i'm told or else I don't get my pay check... and the womens division suffers dramatically.. and that just wont do. So if Mike wants me to battle Victoria again... if he wants to team up the two top names in female wrestling today and make them take on a couple of low lifes then so be it... i'll do it.. and i'll create another blood bath whilst I am at it. Victoria doesn't stand a chance... she never as... but when she's up agains the EMF's Dominant Diva and Number One Blonde... not to mention i'm also the long runninf Women's Champion... well.... theres just nothing to work out is there... I win, hands down!"

Trish: "And what about Chyna... what are your thoughts as far as she's concerned?"

Jackie: "Well Chyna is rapidly becoming the favourtie toy of the EMF's top dog isn't she? She just doesn't give me a challenge anymore. I already have two wins over her, once in a tag match and once in my debut match, and now it's time for me to make it 3 for 3 over her and continue my reign of dominance. She's been called a lot of things... the ugliest diva to pose for playboy... half a man and half woman like her partner Victoria... a freak for the fact she used to be able to out wrestle men... but where has all that gone? Where has her ability gone? Where is the Chyna that was IC Champion... and every growing girls hero? I'll tell oyu where she went. She drowned in her own self pity. Chyna turned round one day and looked at all the porn she'd done and all the booze she'd drank and all th drug's she'd taken and she realised how messed up her life really was. Her profesional life was going pretty well... Intercontinental Champion... but her private life was a wreck. And all credit to Chyna now.. she has cleaned up her act and got a rather normal private life and for that i respect her.. but it has cost her so much. It has cost her any form of wrestling ability she ever had. Now she is a card filler. Now she is put out there simply to take up slots and let the other girls kick her ass. If any of our girls have confidence problems.. we let them take on Chyna... one win and they feel all good about themselves, even though it's not a great achievement. Chyna and my husband used to be close friends.. but she REALLY believed she could get more out of it.. and she let John tease her... keep her believing.. until he revealed he was with me all along. All the little hints that she lay smiling in bed thinking he was talking about her... all about me. That nust have hurt... that must have destroyd her. That must have woke her up to the real, extremely cruel world. And when that was all siad and done... Chyna realised that the two things eh really wanted were the two thins she ould never have. She tried to compensate. She tried getting a good winning streak agaisnt Rylee and dating some English bloke... but neither were anything like what she really wanted. Neither were anything half as good as what she thought she could have. Beating Rylee probably made her feel great... her first sequence of wins... but no championship... nothing at the end coz she knew she could not BEAT ME. And that English bloke... as much of a bastards as he was he was nothing on my John was he Chyna? You settle for 2nd best far too often... and come Shockwave you will be 2nd best once more. You will lose to Jackie and Trish just like you lost so amny yimes before.. and you will see what you have become... a NOBODY! I do have respect for what you have achieved in your private life. For beating all the problems you've had.. and for completely turnoing, your life around. Why not do something constructive with your new found life. Go back to school , study and get some qualifications for a normaly job where your not constanly being made a fool of in front of millins of people. It really is sad Chyna... that you find the need to get not only physically hurt every week... but to embress yourself as well. You can't wrestle Chyna... you have LOST IT. And it happened a long while ago. When you returned just before I won the title I chose to face you in my number one contenders match... because I knew you were a soft touch. And you proved not only can you not wrestle... but you are really un-intellegent too... by gettimg scammed by some Brit and losing all your money. I don't know what you were playing at to be honest... because personally I wouldn't have touched a guy like that with a barge poll... but obviously when you look like you do as opposed to having my looks, you need slightly lower standered. However Chyna... I would highly recommend that tihs match... this ass kicking.. this embaressment, be your very last. There is only so much one body can take... no matter how much silicone you pump through it. There is only so much one mind can take, before it is scarred forever. You have not achieved anything since you transfered here form WWE... that's the sad truth. I'd have thought you'd at least have got a lucky title reign, say when Tori was holding the title... but you could'nt even manage that. I really do feel sorry for you.. but you have only yourself to blame. You went into a deep, dark world where most people would not dream of going... and coming out of it cost you everything that madeyou worth a damn. Now you are a shadow of an athlete.. a shadow or a person... you are nothing. Ad Jackie Cena will show you that once more by the time she is done with you. The FU will knock you out cold and you will be pinned very quickly and easily. I always deliver my promises Chyna... I don't mess around. I promised to beat you the last 2 times I faced you, and on both times I delivered. This Championship has been around my waist a hell of a long time... and why? Because the likes of you still dream of taking it from me. In a dream world I could move away from it all and be givern real challenges... but unfortunately I stillhaev to make do with you. Oh well...at least we can give the fans something to laugh about.. and some amazing wrestling skills from me all at the same time. At least we can make people realise just how good Jackie Cena really is. She is unbeatable in every single way.. whether its looks... wrestling ability... status.. wealth... nobody in the EMF comes even close. I'm the prized asset of the comapny, and for Chyna to even think she has a hope in hell is somewhat laughable. I will tkae great pleasure from beating her for a 3rd time.. and from seeing her laying on the floor beaten, drowning even deeper in her own self pity. Chyna is a complete loser... no questions asked... and when it all comes down to it, the world will be givern yet another example of this by myself this week on Shockwave. So you anti Chyna critics watch out... because if evcer you needed a fresh argument that shes past it and should retire... I guarentee to deliver you a fresh one this Shockwave... so make sure you're there to see it. Word Life!"

Trish: "Nice promo Jackie... do you want to do some training yet?"

Jackie: "Yea I think so. But Trish can I let you in on a little secret. That move I used earlier... that was no mistake. Amy Dumas taught me it a while back. She said for some reason I might want to think of changing the FU in the near future. Of course I don't just yet... but at least it comes in handy... another move in the arsenal if I need it to secure us a win this week..."

Trish: "That's cool. If you want to practice a bit in the ring... be prepared to take some Chick Kicks in response...."

(The two laugh and roll into the ring to train and the scene fades out there. It re-opens later on. We are live at an EMF huse show. Things are quietening down after a thriling AN ARKIE match, before Bad, Bad Man hits and the arena erupts. John Cena appears, with Jackie Cen just behind him holding the Women's Championship. The crowd boo as they get into the ring and address the crowd.)

Cena: "People everywhere will be wondering why John Cena is out here... well it is quite simple. I'm here to interview my wife Jackie, as the person we employed to do that has decided not t show up. So without wasting anytime..because we don't have long... here we go. Jackie.. you are a long running Women's Champion. But this week you will be teming up with the woman that you beat for that very title. She is also the woman with the next shot at the championship. How does all this make you feel?"

Jackie: "Well it doesn't scare me if that's what you mean. I know me and Trish will never be best friends after al the history we have, but I have been talking to her recently and really we are getting on rather well. We always said we would try and have a good relationship... even if we didn't see eye to eye. We need to be on good terms for many reason... none more so than for young Eddie. But this week we have to be a team and put away two divas that are constantly trying to climb the mountain and make it in this world. To be honest, I highly doubt either of them will ever make it to the top, but if it takes the combined efforts of me and Trish to stop them forever then so be it. Jackie Cena could probably win this match all by herself, but that's not the point. Can I trust Trsih Stratus? I'm sure she wont do anything stupid... because facing a normal Jackie cena is only record threatening... facing an angry Jackie Cena is life threatening. Trish Straus knows she doesn't want to annoy me, and she certainly doesn't want to make me want to hurt her. Yes we have argued before, had our huge fights over the man that is now my husband. But it's all in the past and we are both doing whatever we can for th poor child. And this week he can see his mum and his step mum team up and destroy two Divas that could probably create a child all by themself... they sure are masculine enough. Me and Trish will be a get team... we are both blonde.. and facing two brunettes, so it doesn't take a genious to know who is going to win it. Can you name one successful brunette womens wrestler.... hell no. Why? Because they do not exist. Blonds have been dominating this company for years now... myself, Trish, Sierra... there is no competition for our superior hair colour. It's too easy to win this thing.For a start they aren't very successful anyway, and for seconds they have a hair colour that catagorically makes them weaker than us. Us blondes run the show.. and when two of us team up, it is a guarenteed victory. So Chyna, you can go to Britain in search of a transvestite who will steal your money... or Victoria can come out here and try and censor things and then claim shes not with Steve Richards... but in reality, they are both just jokes. They are both too easy to walk all over and dominate. Chyna has had more losses than the Arizona Cardinals with a case of the flu... and Victoria is uglier than the child of Dewey Pond and Mae Young. This is not going to be hard whatsoever for me, and we are the two best divas that are currently contracted to the ring. We would dominae whichever two divas you put us out against.... which is why it's so funny that it happens to be Victoria and Chyna... too fucking easy. They can come out here and attack us... try and get quick dominance.. but in the end our superiority will show. Me and Trish are great techincal wrestlers as far as they go in the Women's Division... and it will be all too easy for me to win it. I'm Jackie Cena... undefeated in any matches whatsoever, and people just can't cut that? They can't cut the fact that I am undefeated, and undefeatable. I'm the Womens Champion, the greatest and the best Wrestler alive in the female league today. If anyone can beat me, it certainly isn't either of those two wannabes, and this match is a foregone conclusion already. I don't care what people think of me personally... whether they love me or hate me, becuase nobo can dispute my success, and nobody can sa I have no achieved great things in my time here. Al Snow said he was shocked that I had risen to such great heights, but really it was no shock to anybody when I won that title. I came out here and claimed I was the greatest thing in this company, and many did not believe me.. but they all soon found out. Sierra could not beat me... Amy Dumas could not beat me... and sure as hell these two cannot beat me. I don't even know why they would think they had any chance in hell... unles they were on drugs. It's going to be the most one-sided tag match in the history of the world... and when it's all over, the fans will be begging for their money back... becuase it just wont be the competition they were all hoping for. Only one team will mount any offence whatsoever.. only one team will hit any moves... and the match will be over before JR can proclaim "This one will probbly not be a slobberknocker!" Victories are few and far between for some people,,, but for me they are a formality. I win week in, week out, and nobody can stop me. There are certain wrestlers that nobody can defeat..... and I am one of them. No pin fall loss... no submisison lost... almost the complete opposite of Chyna's record. People can say that they thnk there's an upset on the cards.. but those people are mentaly insane. Nobody can see Chyna and Victoria claiming this win.... nobody. It just isn't possabe to see us lose... and when Shockwave comes along... all the predictions of us winning will come true... and the EMF;s two dominant divas will stand tall, victorious, and well and truely above the rest of the competition!"

(Jackie throws down the microphone and her theme plays as they exit again. This is the last we see of Jackie before her match, but there is one more scene to show. We are live at the Cena household. Despite it being Trish's weekend to have him, and a week day.. Cena is seen holding little Eddie. There is a knock at the door and he opens it. Trish Startus walks in looking tired, Jackie is no where to be seen.)

Trish: "Thank yo so much for taking him John... your a life saver!"

Cena: "No problem.. we had some great fun today. You gonna stay around for a little bit?"

Trish: "Only if your going to make me feel welcome...."

Cena: "And what exctly is that meant to mean Trish...."

Trish: "A few weeks ago you told me you wanted to be with the mother of your child. I know you probably meant Natasha... but why can't it be me, you and Eddie. You know i've wanted this for so long.. and if your leaving Jackie anyway... why not come back to me. You know me well... we were good together... wht do you say?"

(Cena couldn't believe Trish had not givern up yet. He took her by the hand.)

Cena: "Look Trish.. there is nothing special about me,and yet I have many of the worlds most gorgeous girls falling at my feet. And for a long time I took advantage of that. I slept aroun... I cheated on and hurt people... but not anymore. I'm only sticking with Jackie until me and Nat are ready... and then after that i'm a one person man. I only want to be with her... nobody else. You, Jackie, Hemme... everyone is going to have to accept that!"

Trish: "But why her john? That's what I don't understand. She has your child but so do I. Plus i'm rich, famous.. a fantastic wrestler and dare I say it... way more attractive too. Come on John... just consider it... we were amazing together and... well... we could be again."

Cena: "I'm sorry Trish but a No is a no. It's not jsut the fact she has my child. I'm in love with her... i've never felt this way before. I now feel guilty about all the things that I have done. The normal me would probably have taken you up stairs, fucked your brains out, used you for his own satisfaction, and then dumped you back down again as if you were worthless. I like you Trish, and I respect you. You gave me help to win the World Title.. you are an amazing person, and what I did before well... it wasall wrong, but I have changed. I might do some evil things... still use power advantages I shouldn't to get what I want, I might still be an evil son of a bitch, but I am not gonig to do ANYTHING to hurt Natasha and that includes sleeping with you. Where would it get me anyway? Pleasure for a little bit, but in the end i'd feel just like I did when I was with Hemme, and i don' EVER want to feel that way again. I didn't think a simple affair would ever make me feel that way... but guess it did. Cheating on Jackie wasnt so bad because I thought I loved her... but I didn't. There are many times in life when we think we are in love... but really we only love once. The rest are just illusions.. people we like alot. Natasha is the one i'm meant to be with. The only one that can make me feel this way... i'm srr Trish.. but i'm past that time. I'm not even going to make one more exception because I know i'd feel as bad as i did last time. So that is one aspect of y life i've decided to leave behind... and that means me and you can never be again."

Trish: "Ok John... I understand... i'll see yo next weekend... bye."
(Trish grabs Eddie andthe two leave. A tear seems to be seen streaming down her face as she does. Cena turns and heads into another room as the scene fades. With Trish and Hemme told Cena could have bothing to do with them ever again... this lead just 2 women in his life. This however was still one too many and soon, Cena was going to have to rectify this problem just like all the others.)


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