(The Scene opens. John Cena, Trish Stratus and Rhyno are in a
local bar, drinking. Cena and Rhyno have pints, whilst Trish is
drinking a Vodka and orange. They are discussng the forthcoming
Shockwave.)
Cena: "So Trish, do you feel like being our manager at
Shockwave..? i don't think you have anything better to do, and
this is a HUGE match for us."
Trish: "Sure i'll do it.. you could always use a cheer leader,
though you wont need it to beat those two..."
Rhyno: "What do you mean THOSE TWO!!! They are the Tag Team
Champions, and the Extreme Champion... not to mention the WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! They own like half the gold in the EMF by
themselves... and they are probably the best Tag Team EVER to set
foot in the ring... me and Cena MAY be, if we are extremely lucky,
able to beat them... but it's not really likely... they are the
BEST!"
Trish: "I don't see the big deal... yea so they got some gold
around there waste... so have you John.. and so have I! And come
Shockwave, you will have 2 titles, and Rhyno here will finally
taste gold... which we all know he deserves! I'm 100% sure you
guys will pull it off.. i'd probably even bet my championship that
you do..."
Rhyno: "Well don't do that... we don't wanna risk losing gold this
week, we already got very little chance of winning it... tell her
John! Tell he we can't win!"
Cena: "Woah, Woah, Woah Rhyno... did i ever teach you to have that
attitude? There is no match we can't win... no team that's better
than us man, and if there is, they still wouldn't beat us
EVERYTIME we faced them... so we got everychance this week! We got
as much chance of walking out of that ring with the titles around
our waists after shockwave as they have.. if not ours is better!"
Rhyno: "How the hell do you work that one out?"
Cena: "Because we are Revolution! We are the mose powerful team
EVER, and we are a unit! We are more solid than them. They are a
new team.. and we are an experianced unit! We can beat them, no
questions asked! And once we have, the whole world will see that
we, Cane and Rhyno, with our manager Trish Stratus, are the best
tag team in EMF history. They might be World and Extrmem champion,
but we are the Doctor of Thugonomics and The Man Beast! There aint
no team that's gonna beat us in a tag team match, especially not a
fair one... and no team that's gonna stop us winning that gold. It
is our destiny Rhyno, much like it was mine to beat Kettleburg for
the TV title, and Trish's to beat Claire for the women's title..
Revolution don't lose championship matches! We never have, and
never will do! Well, with the exception of Chyna who does every
week... but Revolution minus Chyna has been involved in... what is
it now... well, a lot of championshup matches, and has never lost
a single one, whether they are challenging or defending! I mean,
what were the odds of me beating Wasabi last week... he was a
former world champion, and i beat him. I know that's not as
impressive as being the current World Champion like Angelus is...
but you saw him take on Hanley... he was POOR! I think if that
match was a triple threat, Angelus Vs Hanley Vs Cena, I could have
walked outta First Blood with the title... Hell i'd go as far as
to say on that performance... Trish could have beaten him... ahh
forget it i'll go crazy... BROCK LESNAR COULD HAVE BEATEN HIM!! No
disrespect to the man, he's a great wrestler usually... but if he
doesn't up his game, he will lose one championship this week.. I
just hope that for his sake, that comes as a wake up call to him,
so he can avoid losing his other title! Because, i for one
wouldn't feel right if i walked out of a show holding the World
Title, and the champion hadn't been on his game.. not saying i'm
even near the World Title hunt, but i'm just saying that Angelus
Archer has looked a bit off form... maybe a bit of the old ring
rust showing through... and he has got to be better than that if
he wants to kick outta the FU come shockwave!"
Rhyno: "Wow, you've even got me believing now John.. i guess
that's why your such a natural leader of Revolution! but, ok you
make a good point bout Angelus at First Blood.. i even said that
to you when we were watching the match, but what if he does
perform 100%... we've all seen just what he can do when he puts
his miind to it... he could probably beat us both... on his own...
in a matter of seconds... and then there's Punisher..."
Cena: "A fair point... but wrong Rhyno. Angelus, although
dangerous, would have great trouble defeating both of us.. though
i'd say he ccould beat either one of us. Also, Pun could beat
either one of us... giving us a low chance of winning right...
WRONG. Because, Angelus and Punisher have their heads stuck so far
up their own arses they don't stand a chance! THey think so highly
of themselves, and when it comes down to it, are really, and i
mean REALLY complacent. They will probably go into out match
thinking we will be a couple of pushovers... and that mistake will
cost them dearly! Yes, while they are wrestlrs of great ability,
their one weakness this week will be that they will underestimate
us too much! We will have on our side the great element of
surprise, and that will give us an advantage. Then there's the
fact that we are both dangerous competitors in our own right.. and
the fact that we will have the gorgeous Trish Stratus at ring side
to help us! All these things add up Rhyno... i'd say that we have
a decent chance of walking out of Shockwave with, between the 3 of
us, 4 championship belts! And then, surely, the whole world would
respect Revolution for being the amazing stable that we really
are! Everyone has said since day one that Revolution was a small,
weak stable, and that it would never hold Championships. Well look
at us now... about to capture the Tag Titles to add to our already
owned TV and Women's! Slowly, we are taking over the EMF, exactly
as i promised you all that we would. I said to you all that
Revolution would be the greatest Stable of all time, and that is
now rapidly becoming a reality! All we need is the Tag Titles, and
we can officially say we are a dominent force in this company!"
Rhyno: "MAybe so... but with all the teams there are competing for
the titles... who says even if we did win them, that we'd hold
them for very long... it's highly unlikely that we could hold them
for even a month..."
Cena: "What teams are you talking about?"
Rhyno: "Well the Dangerous Alliance of course... and RVD and Rey
Mysterio... MDK and Webber... that's at least 3 decent teams we'd
have to get in the ring with to keep them..."
Cena: "Well if you don't think we can beat the Dangerous Alliance
by now you may as well go home... but by the time they get their
rematch, someone will probably have captured the Extreme Title
from Punisher... and he'll realise he doesn't want it back, and
he'd rather has what he knows he could have instead... THe Worls
Title, so im and Angelus will feud, and they wont rechallenge
us... MDK and Webber are a strong team, but nothing we can't
handle... and Rey and RVD HA get real... they couldn't beat us in
a million years... those titles would stay with us for as long as
they have with any other champions, ever! Ok, so right now there
are quite a few teams that want the gold... but other than us,
there are no teams that can do anything about it! There is no team
that could take the championships from us once we've won them, we
will be the longest running champions of all time, as well as the
best champions of all time! We wont have to back down from any
team... anyone and everyone will challenge us, and anyone and
everyone will fail! they will all come, expecting to win,
expecting trhe glory of FINALLY ending the reign of the bet team
of all time, and will all go home disapointed, regretting the day
they crossed John Cena, or Rhyno, or Trish Stratus... or whatever
it was they did to annoy us and get in a tag title match with us
in the first place... regretting that they didn't turn and run
away during their entrance, regretting when they let there guard
down for that split second and walked into the FU, or got broken
in half by the Gore... One day, the whole world will see Rhyno and
Cena as a force to be afraid of, the greatest team in SPorts
Entertainment history, and the deserved Tag Team Champions of the
world, and that day will be this Sunday, at shockwave, once i hit
the FU on Angelus Archer, and you Gore Punisher off the apron,and
we cover them 1... 2... 3 and capture the biggest Tag Team prize
in the whole of wrestling! Forget the WWE Tag Titles or the World
Tag Titles, these are the EMF TAG TITLES!! Remember how much you
wanted the World Tag Titles back in your days on Raw Rhyno.. you
were so desperate you took Tajiri on as your partner... he
couldn't even speak English, let alone out-wrestle anyone and
capture the tag titles... i always watched your tag team matches
and thought to myself, that man could have a much better partner,
that man could be Tag Team champions, if only he had the right man
to take him there. Well, there is no man alive better for that job
than me Rhyno! There is no one more likely to capture gold with
you than me, you finally found your dream partner, now come
Shockwave, go out there, and make your dream come true!"
Rhyno: "You know you're right John, but anyway, i've had enough
for one night... i should go to bed, i gotta be up and training,
so i think i better head back. Wanna share a taxi or are you two
love birds staying on a bit longer?"
Trish: "Nah i wanna go to bed too, but for a totally different
reason than yours Rhyno... come on John drink up we gotta leave!"
Cena: "Yea ok i'm coming. Say Rhyno, think you could lend us that
EMf video game? I wanna trash Angelus and Punisher some more later
on..."
Rhyno: "Sure thing, it's in my bag somewhere.. er... oh, here it
is! Just don't lose it... i got really far on season mode last
night!"
Cena: "Really, what's it like?"
Rhyno: "Oh its really realistic! I was playing as myself... and me
and you captured the tag titles from the Dangerous Alliance!"
Cena: "My god that is realistic... it predicts the future... i'll
be sure to check it out later on! So, when and who to does this
game reckon i'll lose my TV Title?"
Rhyno: "Dunno... i'm in 2008, and you still have it... you've
beaten just about everyone!"
Cena: "HA, well it looks like this game is the most realisitic
thing ever... anyway, i think that's our cab, we better head out
there."
(The scene fades as Cena, Rhyno and Trish get in the back of the
cab and it drives off into the night! It re-opens in Cena's
mansion the next day, with Cena and Trish waking up, looking
really tired.)
Cena: "My god we should have gone to sleep earlier..."
Trish: "Can't say i regret it..."
Cena: "No me neither... but there's only 2 days til my Tag Title
shot... you really gotta let me sleep tonight..."
Trish: "That's what i hate bout you being so successful John.. but
ok"
Cena: "Anyway, Rhyno will probably be at the training centre by
now... i better hurry!"
Trish: "Nah, that clock stopped last night... it's only 5 am...
but seeing as we are both awake, why don't i give you an
interview... we will have to do one sooner or later, and as we
got some time..."
Cena: "Ok, good point, fire away!"
Trish: "Ok first question, How does it feel to be stepping into
the ring with the World Champion, and the Extreme Champion in just
2 days time?"
Cena: "Well, i guess i'm a mixture between a sort of happy
feeling, excited, and a bit nervous. I mean, on one hand, think of
the glory i iwll get if i pin Angelus or Punisher, or even if
Rhyno does... a victory would make everyone see we mean business.
BUt also, even if we lost, we would have battled it out against
two of the best wrestlers on the face of the earth, and that makes
me excited about the whole thing.. but then, what if, we let our
guard down... and end up taking a finisher from either Punisher or
Angelus... i mean, if these moves can keep down World Title
contenders... imagine what it can do to newcomers like me and
rhyno... it could shorten our careers... it could certainly end
the match for us... we have GOT to be careful, and that's where
the nerves come from... but, i guess, with as much in ring
experiance as i have, the chances of that one fatal mistake are
very, very slim, and i know, and you know, that i WILL have one of
the Tag Team Titles around my waist when all is said and done...
so i guess the nerves are very slight, and that my main feeling is
excitement at the thought of not only having one title... but
having TWO titles this time next week!"
Trish: "A brilliant answer, as always! Ok, next question, once you
beat Angelus and Punisher, and win the tag titls, where do you
plan on going from there?"
Cena: "Well, i will defend both belts with honour... until
eventually someone gets lucky or someone else screws me over and i
lose the TV Title... then when i have, i will move up and
challenge for a bigger title! Maybe even the world title... but
that wont be for a LONG time, because i'm not giving up this TV
title any time soon. It is my pride and joy, and the best thing in
my lfie, except you of course Trish... Maybe i will hold it so
long i could get a customised spinning one... like i had in WWE
when i was U.S champion... but anyway, this belt is great, and
it's holder is great, and we will never be seperated, as long as i
am able to defend it fair and square. If it gets cheated away,
then maybe, but there is no man alive who could beat me in an
honest fight for it... and the world knows it!"
Trish: "Thanks John, i got no more questions for now, maybe later
i'll ask some more ok?"
Cena: "ok, i'm gonna go back to sleep for a while, then go meet
Rhyno for training."
