(The scene opens. John Cena is shown standing in a shopping mall in Montreal. The fans seem to recognise it... There is a stage set up, and a banner saying "Come and meet a REAL EMf supestar... John Cena, nd his girlfriend, Trish Stratus")
Cena: "Well well... if it isn't the place that Al "wishes he was still Harrdcore" Snow was visitng a few weeks ago.. much bigger crod this time huh?"
Trish: "Yea, the store manager says it's nearly 5 times bigger... but, why did you wanna come here again?"
Cena: "I wanted these fans to get the chance to meet a REAL EMF superstar... one that actually has had a career in wrestling... and one that the fans will have more fun with..."
Trish: "I know exactly what you mean... Al Snow was BORING! All he did was say a couple of words to one little guy... the fans were not entertained one bit by that!"
Cena: "Yea yea i know... but you can't blame Al... i mean, he's not used to crowds at all.. i mean, i know most of them were just thinking "what's that ugly git dong blocking the entrance to wollworths..." but still, it must have pressured him a bit, he's never had a crods attention before... they are ALWAYS routing for his opponent, and i mean ALWAYS! DId you hear the roar Booker got last week... and then the pathetic little sound he got... and he still thinks the fans like him??? He's gotta be crazy, they don't turn up to see him... they turn up to see guys like me kicking his ass! When he was here... he described himself as 'cute'... give me a break... the mans about as 'cute' as that head on a pole he carries around! Al... women don;t want a boy who's 'cute'... they want a man, someone who can keep them going... which i understand you'd have some problems with! Bt Al did get one thing rigt during his show here... his autograph will be worth a mint in 10 years time kid... i'll let you choose... i'll give you a peppermint or a tic tac... just for the pleasure of burning it to high hell! Believe me.. it's a good offer... you wont get any better. In ten years, people, much like they do today will say to you "Al Snow, who the f*** is Al Snow... i wont pay anything for HIS signature.. however, if you had Cena's signature..." and thats gonna be the case forever and a day kid.. coz Cena is a housegold name... Al Snow is a no body whowants to be Hardcore... well Al... i hear the moneys good... and if you REALLY wanna leave wrestling... but who the hell would wanna watch you doing that??? They might like me and Trish... not that we'd sink that low... but you and that head... i don't think so!"
Trish: "Ha too true... anyway, the fans are about to come in..."
(An announcer announces (surprisingly) that the fans are about to meet John Cena, and the doors fling open. Thousands of fans run screaming at him, and the scenen fades with John and Trish being engulfed by a sea of their adoring fans.)
(Later that day, at an EMF house show, Revolution blasts out! All through the night, John Cena's promo had been coming up on the "still to come" ad on the titantron, and the fans had roared every time. This time they roared twice as load, as Cena, Rhyno and Trish enter the ring, the two titles with them as always, and pose to entertain the crowd! Cena grabs a mic and addresses the crowd!)
Cena: "Well... last time i was out here, i meant to address Batista and Al... but i got so worked up about Batista... that i had to schedule another promo event for Right Here, Right now, to go on about Al! Al Snow is a man that... thinks he is, and thinks he was.. a lot better than he actually is! He is a nothing in the ring... and one day he will realise this! He dedicated the end of his WWE career to.. that's right... the ultimate achievement... COACHING TOUGH ENOUGH! For those of you that don't remember... tough enough was a tournament for people with ABSOLUTE ZERO wrestling talent... they were so bad they made Lesnar look like the World Champion.... and Al had to coach one of them into becoming a decent wrestler.. 3 times he tried it, 3 times he FAILED! The best we ever got was... Maven.. what a failure! But WWE is long gone.. and i'm gonna try and not dwell on the past too much with you Al... because it's all about the here and now.. and next PPV! We will be squaring off in a triple threat match... and Al, you are my target! I mentioned before i knew who to aim for... and if i could choose the ending to that match... i'd pin you for the win! Don't get me wrong, i'm not gonna turn down any chanced to pin Batista... a win's a win... but pinning you would be a bit sweeter.. as you'd impressed me more then Dave in your short time here. He has a better winning run.. and his out of the ring work is somewhat impressive for a newcomer as well... but Al.. you are NOTHING on me! I'm sorry to break that to you, but it's the truth. You come here... beat a couple of your fellow newbies... and think you can then take on the ELite, well... YOU CAN'T! I'm the TV champion damn it, the greatest TV Champion in years.. and i have proven time and time again why i deserve to wear this belt... Al, as i said to Dave, i had to achieve a lot more than you have to warrent my shot at this! And you... you don't deserve it.. so my god, you aint getting it! This belt is mine, i was the first champion in Revolution, and so far, the only Male champion in Revolution, and that is quite something Al... I promised my stable a title... and i got it for them! You on the other hand... you pride yourself in being 'Mr Hardcore...' Al. the only man in WWE with a claim to that title was Raven, the 26 time Hardcore Champion... or how ever many it was... you did nothing like that Al! All you were good for.. was training the guys at the bottom of the pile.. so that maybe, they wouldn't suck so much, they might win a match... but never a title Al! How rare was it fro one of your guys to win a match.. then compare it to the guys i've trained, Rhyno, Chyna, Trish, Krugeur, Chaos... all learned their trade from me... all improved under my guidence, and while i'll admit some of those names were failures.. you cannot deny the success held by the others! I wont name names... but one of them IS a champion, and one of them will be come sunday... one of the others i think has done ok... the other two i'm disapointed with, but the differnce between me and you Al... is i HAVE raised SOME decent superstars... unlike you! Al, maybe the reasons my superstars are good.. and yours arent, is becuase i am a decent superstar... where as you.. are not! Your talents, if you eVER had any... are long gone.. your getting on a bit aren't you? Maybe you should call it a day now.. save you the embaressment of having me wipe the floor with you..."
Rhyno: "Ha... imagine Rhyno Vs Maven... too easy... better coach... Cena all the way!"
Trish: "Yea... i agree Rhyno, but John, what do you think of Al Snow as a person, or as a competiter in his own right?"
Cena: "Well... i don't got nothing against him personally... i've never really said two words to the guy... but as for a competiter in his own right... he's doing ok here i suppose.. he flopped everywhere else... and is, what, 3-2 here.. not bad i suppose... i mean, i was 3-2 at one point... but no one ever DREAMED of giving me a title shot at that point... i had to wait til i was 8-2 to even be taken seriously! And even then... i was told to wait for my oppertunity... i'm so SICK of people just coming here... and beign given what i had to fight months for on a silver platter... but at least i get to put them all in their place! I've done it to people before you.. and my god i'll do it to people after you... and you will just be one more name... just like Dave will! Your dreams will be shattered, and then, if i get my hands on it.. so wil that ugly head you carry arond with you... not the one on your neck... that will be destroyd before that point! This title is my possession.. like Head is yours... but unlike that Head if i get my own way... this Title will DEFINATELY still be mine come the end of Unleashed! I don't particularly care if i pin you... Batista... even if i get myself Disqualified... as long as this title is still mine! But belive me when i say... a DQ is the last thing i want... i wanna beat you two, by being the superior athelete that i am! And Al... when i pin you 1... 2... 3, in the center of my ring... the question wont be What does Everybody want? It will be.. Waht does AL want? And the answer will be an AMBULANCE!!! You will be stretchered out... and wont return from the beating i will give you for a long... LONG time! Coz that's what i do... i'm the Champ, and anyone that trys to come btween me and my precious title... pays the price! You can step into my ring.. by all means... but dont aim to walk out of it... because you sure as hell wont be! Al, getting my attention is not a good thing... because just exactly what i'll do to you in the ring.. you wont wanna find out! The FU will hit you hard man, and then, with Batista out cold on the outside... it will be just aa case of hooking the leg, whilst the referee counts for my great win! I don't lose non-tag team matches... i only lose tag matches due to errors by my partners occasionally... but in singles wrestling, i am one of the BEST going, and i'lll prove that to you, in the ring. The only way to see how good i really am is to face me... but, i doubt you will remember much of it when all is done with! l Snow... you better count down the days til the match... beause that's how long you have left with the use of your legs... Word Life!"
Trish: "Ha, Cena telling it how it is... well, we better be heading back for training... but before we do, John just has one more thing to say to end tihs official John Cena promo!"
(A video of Snow appears on the itantron, from one of (but it's impossible to tell which...) Al's promos. He says the words "Have no fear, Al Snow is here...")
Cena: "Ha... make people even more scared... should be... Have no fear, THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! But, you can never say that... so they will only hear those immortal words when i'm taking the piss outta your lame promo ending.. Al... see you sunday... Word Life"
(Cena, Trish and Rhyno leave again to Revolution, Trish and Cena stop to pull off their favourite taunts on stage, before all 3 screm the Cena version of Al's motto: "Have no fear, THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!")
