(Cena, Rhyno and Trish are shown in a high profile record store. They are looking at the new EMF Collection CD, packed with EMF themes.)
Cena: "There's Basic Thugonomics... Keys to the City... REVOLUTION, my god, we dominate this album!"
Trish: "Not surprising... we dominate the company... but i don't see Rhyno's theme here..."
Rhyno: "I can't believe they missed me off... i'm gonna ask if they got any old WWE CDs... maybe i was on one once... i never bothered checking. Excuse me, can you tell me, do you have and old WWE Cds here?"
Shop Worker: "WWE??? My god that's old... EMF is all the people want now... we stopped selling WWE years ago... if we have any... they would be in the bargain bin over there... just odd things we found laying around!"
Rhyno: "Thansk very much... come on, lets go check, just in case..."
Cena: (going over, and looking through for a while) "My god... here's one... but your not on it man, sorry. But.. look at this... Evolution?"
Trish: "Who the hell are Evolution... it's REVOLUTION... they stole our name!"
Cena: "Well... i don't remember them... but they were obviously around before us... so i guess its possible Chaos stole our name from them... whoever those nobodies were!"
Rhyno: "I remember them... Triple H and his arse kissers back in WWE... Ric Flair, Randy Orton and... Ha this will make you laugh John... BATISTA!"
Cena: "HA Batisa used to follow Triple H and kiss his ass every week... oh yea i do remember them now! My god how could i forget.. they were actually a mini force in the WWE at one time... but never amounted to all that much... all the ever wanted to do was keep the World Title around their bosses waist... but this gives me a lot to say on the subject of Dave Batista... but i'll save it for when it counts, when i'm addressing my adoring fans in the ring!"
(The next day, Revolution blasts out at a house show, as John Cena, this time not with Trish... but with Rhyno, makes his way to the ring. THe two enter the ring, to a loud pop from the crowd. The fans do the Cena chant as he grabs a mic and addresses them.)
Cena: "Well... Well... Well, it looks like there was something i over looked... i do not BELIEVE i'm gonna be in the ring this week... with an Ass Kisser like Dave Batista! I mean... come on! Being in a stable is one thing, and all stables have a natural born leader... like i am to Revolution, but my people don't follow me round all the time... they don't get involved in my matches... and MOST importantly, they are NOT ass kissers, like you were Dave! For years you followed Triple H round... making sure he kept his slender grip on that worthless peice of gold they called the World Heavyweight Title.. notihng on today's titles, but none the less, that's how you started out Dave... nothing more but a servent to the greater power! And even when people began to think you could take the title from him... you never did! Dave, that's just sad! I mean your the first to admit your in great shape... you got more muscle than most men... more strength definately, but more talent? No chance! Yuo finally broke away from all that when you came here though, and that is definately a good thing for you! Because now, you can do your own thing, make your own rules, win your own titles! Only, that winning, does NOT begin here. Maybe one day you could hold a title.. i mean, look at the guys going for the Extreme Title... you migt be able to take on those guys... but you can't take me! No body can, and no body will. I feel sorry for you Dave... you best chance of being a champion... gone with the WWE, coz here, things are harder! As i said, you came at a time when the Extreme division is at it's weakest... what with Punisher forfeiting the title and leaving it to 3 nobodies to fight over... but i happen to know someone else whos interested in that very title..."
Rhyno: "Yea that's right! I have indeed issued a statement, saying i am interested in a shot at the Extreme title! I want that title shot, because i know i can beat all 3 of the men competing for it tonight. But this isn't about that, this about "The animal" Batista! He correctly called John the Elite of this industry... but when you mess with the Elite, the Elite mess back!"
Cena: "Well said Rhyno... the elite of wrestling don't take anything laying down! If people cross our path, we deal with it, and we deal with it well! Anyone that steps into the ring with me, doesn't step outta it, and Batista, you will learn that soon enough. You see Batista, in WWE you could have been world champion, but you were too scared of Triple H... but that was your one major chance. Here, this is the major leagues, and you got no chance of holding MY title here! My title stays with me now, and always will do. The TV division IS John Cena, until such a time when i decide i wanna aim for bigger things. Then, then, and only then, will i lose this title. SO rather than trying to take it this week, what i'd do, id try and impress some people in that match... so as you can be in contention for other titles, at other times. This time, is not your time Batista... but one day, if you continue to train hard and improve, you got potential kid, you could one day be a champion... but not this time man. I got a lot of respect for some of the things you achieved in WWE, at the times when you weren't concentrating on other people... when you were actually wrestling for yourself. I mean, you were a World Tag Team champion, and you've been inside the Elimination Chamber! But since you got promoted to the higher division... putting it simply... right now man... YOU SUCK! Your on a losing streak... i mean, you earned by... LOSING!!! You came 2nd in a triple threat match... and this is your consolation prize. I guess in a way it's a nice one, you get to wrestle with the best this division has to offer, i proved that, when i beat the Three Time TV Champion that is Wasabi. Of the men in this company, he had held it the most, and i beat him, to retain my title! If Batista was champion... could he have done it... i serverely doubt it... Wasabi would have tore him apart! YOu might be 6 foot 6, and 318lbs... but beleive me, that will not help you! I have faced, and beaten bigger men than that... and i will do again. Once you step inot the ring with John Cena, you become nothing but a statistic. You become another name on my list... and a great percentage of men i step into the ring with... NEVER STEP INTO IT AGAIN!!! I've ended more careers in my time here, than you have won matches... and that is quite literally true! Since you got here... you have been nothing.. but a LOSER. WHat is your record... i dont actually know... but i don't recall you winning a match yet... Now, as i told you before, i began my career here with 2 defeats... but you've lost more than that Dave... and you will continue your losing streak come Unleashed! Because what you fail to notice is... i am undefeated in singles championship matches! In fact, i beleive, and by all means someone correct me if i'm wrong... but i beleive that in singles competition... i am undefeated on PPV! You think your ending that Dave... well you better stop dreaming right now... because it's just not happening! After thinking bout it long and hard... i decided that defending the TV Title is my main priority at Unleashed... but i will be giving as much as is humanly possible in both matches! Batista... athough i do look forward to our match, and i look forward to kicking your ass and teaching you a lesson you will never forget... to me it's all about this title! This is MINE! MY Title, and has been, for as long as you remember... and for as long as most people remember. Since i won it some months ago... no one has even come close to beating me. I've lost some tag matches with Rhyno, but he was pinned in every one of them... i have been pinned, disqualified, counted out, or submitted since i have been champion, and that's a trend i aim to continue for as long as i can, and when it does end, Dave, it can guarentee, it wont be you who is pinning me!"
Rhyno: "But with all due respect Champ, you don't HAVE to be pinned to lose your title, come Unleashed!"
Cena: "You're right there man, i don't. But, unlike Batista... i'm not stupid enough to get myself knocked out... so as the other two men can end a match! I want to make perfectly clear to everyone, that as well as me not being pinned... i will not allow either Batista or Al to pin the other and steal my title away! This shot, Batista, for you, is the chance to capture a dream. When i did it, it was the single greatest moment of my career! I wanna take you back Batista, to before you were even here... to the greatest moment in the history of the Thugomaniacs! It's greater than the day i got my degree in thugonomics... greater than the day i captured the WWE U.S TiTle, EVEN greater than the day they first chanted my name on EMF Television! Batista.. take a look at this!"
(Footage is shown from some time ago. Newly crowned TV Champion Denis Kettleburg is FU'ed with full impact, and Cena covers for the 1... 2... 3! count. He is then presented the title belt, and he falls to his knees, and stares at his new title!"
Cena: "DId you see what that meant to me Dave? That match was the best moment of my life! I became the champion, and proved to everyone that ever doubted me... that i was the Real Deal! Dave, if only you could do the same... it would definately improve your career... but it can't happen... not this time! You got all your little friends... Rey Mysterio... The Rock, but they all got their own business to take care of... they will not be there for you this sunday! I'll tell you who will be though... John Cena will be there to see you enter his ring... and to see your dreams absolutely shattered! Champions in any wrestling industry... are there to shatter the dreams of anyone who climbs up to try and face them! Dave, this isn't personal, just business! Remember when you were Tag Team Champion on Raw? Well, imagine a young team... who earnt there way up to a Tag Team Title shot by losing matches... and then dreamed of winning the title... and imagine the destruction you would see happen to them when they got in the ring with you! Well now the tables have turned... because I am that great champion, capable of destruction, and you are the newbie, who's on a losing streak.. and somehow got givern a title shot. Like Dewey Pond... he's on a huge losing streak... but he's got an IC Title shot... I beat him last week... remember that Dave? He's just another name on my list... and soon, so will you be. But there is no shame in losing to me... after all, i AM THe TV Champion, i AM The franchise player, and i AM THe Doctor of Thugonomics. Dave Batista, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!"
(Revolution blasts out again, as Rhyno and John Cena make their way up the ramp, having this time, chosen to lay into Batista. The fans are left wondering how long it is til Al SNow's turn... and whether John Cena will be just as entertaining next time. The fans roar as Cena flings the title over his shoulder, before exiting behind the curtain, with the crowd still on their feet, chanting his name!"
