(Introduction- The match the public have all been waiting for in finally here... John Cena will defend his TV Championship, against the almighty Punisher! For Cena, tihs is his chance to prove he is amongst the top dogs in this industry, for Punisher, it is his chance to finally become a grandslam champion! Having met in the ring twice before in Tag Team action, Punisher leads Cena 2:0 in the series, but Pun is yet to actually BEAT Cena! In fact, Cena has never been pinned or submitted in a championship match, and that will have to change if Pun is to walk out of Shockwave with the title!)
(The scene opens. We are live at an EMF house show, and the fans have just witnessed 2 of the newest EMF names go one on one in a standered House Show match. Suddenly they erupt as Revolution by Motorhead blasts out around the arena, and Trish and Rhyno emerge. Rhyno is holding the Extreme Title, and Trish is holding the Women's title. They enter the ring, both holding a microphone, to a roar from the crowd!)
Rhyno: "Well, here we are... Revolution as it currently stands! You see i recieved a call from Cena earlier today, saying that Freddy and Chyna were being givern a "Trial Leave" from Revolution! But we are out here to talk about the most dominent stable in the EMF today, which is currently... MY stable, coz Cena also told me, that no matter who else joins, in his absence, i am second in command! So for tonight at least... you are looknig at Rhyno's Revolution!"
(Rhyno is suddenly interupted by "Basic Thugonomics" blasting out, and the crowd are off their feet and going completely mental for their TV Champion! Sure enough, he emerges from behind the curtain! Trish gets out the ring, and rushes up the ramp to join her boyfriend. The crowd are roaring out the Cena chant as the TV Champion recieves the mic and addresses his crowd!)
Cena: "THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! I said THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! Now i might have been away for 4 weeks, but don't wory, coz your favourite Champion has been training EVERY day whilst out in Africa! And i am still in as great a shape as i was when i left you! Now i apologise Rhyno that your ownership of my stable didn't last long... but I just HAD to return tonight to my adoring fans! Now that the TV CHAMP IS HERE, i think this calls for a celebration... so"
Rhyno: "There is something you should know Champ... this w..."
Cena: "Tell me later Rhyno... these fans want a PARTY to celebrate their champion! After all, i am one of the longest reigning TV Champions in recent history... and right now i AM one of the top dogs in the EMF! So I feel i have earnt a nice big party for me and all my thugomaniacs!"
Rhyno: "Yes but champ you have to realise.. the title is..."
Cena: "Looking extremely shiny... yea i know, polished it every day in Africa.. you have to what with all the dirt in some places... but then it did make it a nice target for thieves... God i had fun taking out a few of those with the FU.... and did i tell you about the time when..."
(Cena is now interupted by the standered EMF music blasting out. An EMF staff member enters the ring, to talk to Cena!)
Cena: "and just what do you want... barging into MY ring in the middle of MY return! Just who the hell do you think you are?"
EMF Worker: "Well John..."
Cena: "That's MR TV CHAMPION to you!"
EMF Worker: "Well MR TV CHAMPION! Prez Mike says he wanted to come out here and all and spoil your party... but he's too busy, so i'm here! Mike says, although he will admit you have been a half decent Champion, a celebration might be a bit premature.. because soon, you may not be holding the title AT ALL! Because this week JOHN... you face PUNISHER for the TV Title! oh, and if i see you here next week.. i'll be sure to call you MR X-TV Champion!"
Rhyno: "Yea, and if you disrespect the champ again... i'll be sure to call you "Mr puddle on the floor" after i Gore the hell out of you! A little like this Gore..."
(Footage plays of Rhyno goring Punisher prior to their first meeting for the Tag Team Titles, and leaving him down in the ring as that episode of Shockwave went off air!)
Cena: (As the worker goes to leave) "Woah, woah, woah... why don't you stay a bit... in fact, if your so desperate to call me Mr EX-Tv Champion, who don't YOU take this title from me right now... in a match RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!"
EMF Worker: "I'd love to John... but i don't very much getting my ass kicked by Pun for it... so i'll leave that to you" (Turns to leave again.)
(As the worker goes to leave the ring, Rhyno hits him with a HUGE Gore! Cena then picks him up, before nailing an FU!!! Rhyno counts the cover 1... 2... 3! The fans begin their Cena chant again!)
Cena: "See guys... no ring rust, and this Cena is the Cena Pun can expect to face at Shockwave... i'll be seeing all you guys later tonight, but for now, enjor the next match... it's sure to be good, i mean, it's got..."
Trish: "Come on John, no time to advertise the next match... and no need to be sarcastic! I mean, i know nobody cares about house show matches, but still... "
Rhyno: (interupting Trish mid-word, as she did to Cena) "Oh come on lets just get out of here, we have LOADS of catching up to do!"
Cena: "Ok, ok, well i'll see all you fans later... of course to do a promo about Pun... but for now.. THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!"
(The 3 of them exit to "Revolution", Cena and Trish are still side by side all the way, having not left eachothers side since they were reunited. Rhyno walks jsut a bit behind, as they disapear and the scene closes.)
(The scene re-opens in the Revolution locker room. Cena, Rhyno and Trish are talking backstage.)
Cena: "Well i suppose we gotta do a promo soon... but first I want to give you all these..."
(Cena reaches into a bag, and removes 3 newly designed "Revolution is your Solution" jackets! He presents one to Trish, on to Rhyno, then puts one on himself!)
Rhyno: "Oh wow, these are amazing! Cheers John!"
Trish: "Yea, thanks John, but anyway.. should we do an interveiw now?"
Cena: "Yea ok, why not Trish."
Trish: "Ok, well my first question has to be, how do you plan to beat Punisher so soon after returning to the EMF?"
Cena: "Well it's pretty simple, I am STILL on top form, and always have been. I have NEVER been pinned or submitted in a championship match, though Punisher has, and Punisher has NO idea how tough this division is! It is the toughest of them all, because there is so much competition for the Championship! But one man would emerge as the true champion. After both Neddie and Denis dropped the title without a single successful defence, Cena would emerge, and beat EVERYONE that came his way! Be it the bottome of the barell high dreamers like Lion, or the ex-World Champions like Wasabi, Cena beat them all. And Punisher, yours is just another name for my list... coz when you step into the ring with John Cena, you are stepping into the ring with one of the GREATEST TV Champions of ALL time!!! You don't get into the ring with Cena, and walk out of it! Punisher, i've had you beat once, but you used the dirtiest trick in the book, you switched the lights out and got outside interfereecne from Undertaker and Snitsky! I know, you will claim they interferd on their own accord... but i think the truth is Pun, you were scared! Scared of what losing to 2 newbies like myself and Rhyno would do to your reputation! Well guess what Punisher.. this week on Shockwave, there is NO escape for you! Because as i'm sure you know, there is a little thing called the "Championship Advantage!" And that means, if you try anything which involved EITHER of us being disqualified, I Walk out of Shockwave with the Title held high! As a matter of fact, if things got REALLY bad for me, i could just get disqualiffied or counted out to retain! But i'm not like that! I am a fighting champion, like so many champions in the EMF aren't! MDK for example has been IC champion for AGES without defending it, though in his defence, he has started to defend it now against the likes of Dude Nick and Batista... but i've got a little message for you MDK... let it be known that if Punisher should, by some miracle, take my championship this week... I JOHN CENA! Will enter your little "Random Names" contest... and I personally will take that Championship from you! You may be able to handle Batista and Nick.. but you cannot handle the Franchise player of the EMF!!! But anyway enough about MDK, it wont happen anywy coz i WILL beat Punisher, 1... 2... 3! In the center of that ring! I don't WANT to win by DQ, Count out,, or even submission, Punisher, I WILL pin you in that ring!"
Trish: "I can understand not WANTING to win by DQ or count out, but John, what's wrong with submission?"
Cena: "Well you see Trish it again is simple... I WILL get DQ'ed or counted out if it comes to it... but my ideal end would be to pin Punisher in the center of MY ring! That way, Punisher can NO LONGER use the shit about "I haven't been pinned in 7 months"... Punisher, its all well and good being on a run lke that... IF YOU WRESTLE! You were Extreme Champion for... well ages... why? Because you NEVER defened it. You were a champion like MDK, if you did defend, it was against rubbish opponents... I mean, look who went in for the title when you dropped it... Sick Nick and Cactus Jack... they hadn't won a match between them! And for Cactus Jack to take it... that is a low Pun... that was the supreme height of competition you had... Cactus Jack... and in Tag Team wrestling, you hide behind the World Heavyweight Champion... you only wanted him as a partner for the success HE brings to the team! So you may not have been pinned in 7 months, but not ONLY will i end that, but i will ALSO teach you what it's like to be in a ring with the big boys.. to be in the super league of Sports Entertainment... because so many have claimed to be able to beat Cena... and NONE of them have followed up! Now, i still respect Punisher, but when you step into a ring with someone, you CANNOT let respect get in the way of you taking them out, and retaining your championship! his title is my life, and i will do WHATEVER it takes to surveve Punisher, and i mean WHATEVER! SO Pun, although i respect your accomplishments, your presence in the ring, and the fact that you are so HATED by the EMF fans, i mean, you do have to be one hell of a bastard to make them hate you as much as they do... and i know you are proud of that fact, and so oyu should! Some superstars ant to be loved by their fans, like i am, and some WANT to be hated! But Punisher, think of it this way, when you step into that ring... who are the fans gonna be cheering for, coz Pun, it sure as HELL wont be you! And that gives me the "home field" advantage, something ELSE for you to overcome, meaning you've got to beat not ONLY the greatest wrestler alive today, but ALSO his fans, AND his Championship advantage.. Punisher, you may be the closest thing the EMF has to a wrestling God... but you CANNOT beat me! Many fans see you as the immortal... but Pun, this week, i will prove to them all just how mortal you really are... and show them your no wreslting God, coz Pun, no God gets sent to the depths of HELL like i'm gonna send you this week! So say your prayers Punisher, coz once hell gets a glimpse of you, once i've beaen you to withing an inch of your life, there's NO way you are coming back from it! Come on, would Satan really pass down the chance to take the immortal Punisher... the man so good in the ring that people say the legendary X-Cold would be challenged by him... Punisher, this weekend, when i show you what hell REALLY looks like, you will be forced to STAY there! You will finally pay for your sins Punisher, for all those people you've beaten down in the past... now you've met your match, and you had better believe it, coz if you underestimate me for a second, i will send you so far down that no one could UNDERestimate you again!"
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