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||- Foreword -||
(Introduction- On the Shockwave two weeks prior to EMF Whiplash, Revolution, aka John Cena and Rhyno recieved a shot at the EMF Tag Team Championships. Rhyno nailed the gore on Archer, and arguably had the championship won.. before he got screwed over and hit by an FU from his own partner. In the days that followed it was revealed that John Cena was cheating on long term "Girlfriend" with the gorgeous Jackie Gayda. Then, during Trish's match with Christy Hemme, Jackie came out and ultimately cost Trissh the match. Even when AMy Dumas ame to "Even the odds" Jackie came out virtually unharmed.. with Trish looking the weaker of the three divas. Jackie really had n ointentions of getting involved in active wrestling.. but then something changed that. The arrival of "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna. jackie was so determined that another "bottom of the barell" Diva as she calls them would not get to the women's title, that she herself would challenge her to preent it.. and so here we are today.. nearing Whiplash with the EMF Women's Championship Number one Cntenders match between Chyna and Miss Jackie.. only one can face Trish.. the question is which one?)
Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena, New York
(The Scene Opens. We are live at an EMF event. We are in John Cena's locker room, and Cena and Jackie are in there together. John Cena is sitting on a bench, where as Jackie is doing some stretches. They had been talking previouly, but as the camera's role the conversation continues.)
Cena: "Come on Jackie that's enough training.. it's only Chyna for christs sake..."
Jackie: "Yea I suppose your right.. but I have competed in anytihng like a wrestling match for about a year.. since the playboy evening gown match at wrestlemania.. and even then i lost to Torrie.. I'm just so rusty and im afraid of gonig out there for my debut and being made a fool of.. and losing to Chyna.. that would just be low and would defeat the object of everytihng i'm trying to do for the EMF Women's division!"
Cena: "Oh you have plans for the division now.. just a few hours ago you weren't interested in wrestling.. one phone call and you have PLANS for the DIVISION!"
Jackie: "Well of course I have! It's a 3 step plan really.. firstly i go out there and I defeat Chyna. With that done I go to Shockwave after the PPV and I take the Women's Championship from Trish Stratus. The third step however is the hardest.. because once i am Champion, it is my dream to make the women's division about ONLY the elite women of the EMF. I want to show the world that women can wrestle just as good as then men in this industry can.. and to do that i will personally se to it that the low life of the EMF.. people like Trish Stratus and Victoria.. cannot keep comnig bakc again and again and demanding Championship matches, I know they will always do it.. but I will make sure the contenders they have to beat are REAL competition! I want all the greatest women ever to grace sports entertainment to be competing.. Amy Dumas, Ashlee Ikeda, Sierra.. None of the crap we've had recently. I want to set this division a light.. and when it dies down and the smoke clears and the dust settles.. it's gonna be Jackie Gayda proving she's the greatest thing EVER to happen to women's wrestling! But that's a LONG term plan. The first step in all this is Chyna.. the self proclaimed "9th Wonder of the world.." Well, a wonder how a woman can look so much like a man yea thats true! But as far as wrestling ability or looks go.. there is nothing "wonder-like" about Chyna! She's gonna be my warm up for Trish.. my warm up for the WORLD of wrestling! One i've beaten her.. it should work off ALL my ring rust.. and then I can concentrate on wrenching that championship from Trish's waist! But then.. what if my ring rust shows against Chyna? What if I slip up and allow her to pick up a lucky fluke of a win? My career could be over in a matter of 3 seconds.. and all my dreams would be shattered. All Chyna needs to do is do what she's done many times and steal a win and that's it.. game over for Jackie Gayda! John do you think that could happen? do you think that Chyna could beat me and shatter the dream when it's only on stage one..."
Cena: "Ahh my dear Jackie.. are you scared of losing to Chyna?? WELL DONT BE! God knows I know the woman well enough.. she was my first REAL pupil I had anything to teach.. and for a wile we were a Two person Stable! You remember that right? i know her game inside out Jackie.. i've taught you ALL you need to know to beat her.. and there is no chance in hell that she's going to defeat you. Even if Lady Luck was smiling down at her she'd fall short.. just be confident honey, and you will beat her no problem!"
Jackie: "Yea your right John... your always right (Jackie plants a kiss on Cena's lips.). You know the day I met you was the best of my life.. I know I gave you the runaround for a bit.. but deep down I WANTED you so bad.. and I could tell you wanted me too. And like after we'd been together for a while.. when your little plan with Trish came out.. and we agreed how best to utilise it.. the rumours with you and Chyna being linked.. that scared me I will admit it! But ehn I though.. nah.. Why would John sleep with a woman who could win "Man Boobs of the centuary" award when he had Jackie Gayda waiting for him.. and i was calmed. But I always knew Cena and Chyna being close friends would come in handy.. and now I know Chyna's wrestling style inside out and back to front. I've seen that low blow she hits and the Chyna-Bomb she claims to be able to win with.. but Cena's personal staff have bene practising those moves with me.. and I can now kick out of both before the count of even ONE! Due to that.. and many other things.. you CANNOT beat me Chyna! You cannot keep Jackie down for a 3 count.. you'll NEVER make me submit my dreams away.. and I wont risk DQ or countout EVER! I will defeat you Chyna.. no matter what it takes! I will constantly battle against you and ensure that I can pin you with a Leg Drop or a FU or whatever other move I go for.. I will ensure that your body is the one being pinned down to the mat for the 1.. 2.. 3 and that its MY name that follows the words "Here is your winner!" I will make God damn sure that Jackie Gayda gets her shot at Trish.. whatever it takes. i mean come on Chyna get REAL with yourself! You lost to Tori.. the master of the suplex.. 3 times! You missed out on the title losing to RITA VAN TOAD! It's just impossible to see how you have such a low life record in the EMF's pittifully weak Women's Division. I don't actually remember you EVER picking up a win.. and I used to watch Shockwave every week... obviously to see my gorgeous boyfriend.. but saw other matches too.. I don't remember you beating ANYONE in the division! You have a pathetic record.. and it will NOT be picknig up against me this PPV!"
Cena: "Ok Jackie thats all well and good.. but we should really get home.. I'm starving and can't wait to grab a cheeseburger with some of Gold ol'JR's BBQ sauce.. come on honey.. lets get going?"
Jackie: "Yea ok then John.. but come on.. how can you eat that sauce...?"
(The Two laugh. Then Cena takes Jackie's hand, and the two of the leave the locker room hand in hand. They walk down a long corridor, until they see a sign saying Exit- Right. they carry on walking, but then they pass a rather larger looknig office saying "Vice President Amy Dumas" on the door. Jackie stops.. and observes the door. She looks to Cena, as if to say "Come on, i've got to get SOME revenge".. but Cena, correctly thinknig that Y2J Chris Jericho would be inside as well, convinces Jackie to avoid a confrontation. They carry on to the exit door and leave the arena. Cena then climbs into his BMW, but when Jackie requests to drive.. moves over to the passenger side and allows her to. They are about to drive off, when some fans come up to the car and request autographs, which they happily provide. They then drive off towards Cena's mansion. When they arrive there they park the car in amongst all Cena's other cars.. They get out, and walk up the path to the door. Jackie produces her key and they go inside. They enter the large hallway, and Jackie heads straight, into the living room. Cena however goes to turn left, into the kitchen.)
Cena: "I'm gonna grab a burger and a beer.. you want anything hun?"
Jackie: "I'll have Chyna's head on a plate..."
Cena: "Err I don't think we have that.. how about some Haggis? That's pretty close.."
Jackie: "Eww why do we even have that? But your right that is kinda close to Chyna.. just please do with it what i'm gonna do to her.. chuck it straight in the garbage!"
Cena: "For the record we don't even have Haggis.. It was just the most disgusting thing I could name! The thing closest to Chyna is the food world.. do you want anytihng.. seriously?"
Jackie: "Yea grab me a glass of the most expensive wine we have.. i'm gonna need it to get throgh all I have to say about Chyna in a second.. lucky thoses cmares folowed us so she'll hear it all!"
(Jackie goes into the living room and sits down on the sofa. She makes herself comfortable, and turns on the TV. Cena's favourite sports channel comes on, and it is showing a re-run of EMF shockwave. Jackie laughs as she sees herself pushing Amy Dumas into Trish Stratus once again. She utters the words "Serves that bitch right", but it is unclear which of the two she is referring to.. A few moments later John enters. He is carrying his food and drink, and a large glass of red wine for Jackie. He sites it down on the table in front of her, and then sits himself down next to her. However she moves over and puts her arm around him. With this he puts his own food and drink down, and turns his attentions to Jacke for a minute.. before saying..)
Cena: "We can do all this later honey.. for now you gotta give the final bit of your promo for Chyna.. remember?"
Jackie: "Oh do i have to do it NOW.. cant it wait until later..."
Cena: "I'll make you a deal hun.. if you get it out of the way now.. we will have an early night and do whatever you want..."
Jackie: "How early..."
Cena: "Well it's 4.30pm now.. if we get this done and eat we could go up at like... 5.30.. or whenever your up for it"
(Jackie smiles at the idea of being in bed with Cena for over 12 hours.. and then decides to launch into her final promo against Chyna.."
Jackie: "Well Chyna.. our match is nearly upon us.. and despite the fact that i've got over 12 hours of tiring activities between me and you.. i'll still be in a good enough shape to absolutely destroy your career! YOu may have been an early member of the stable my boyfriend made great.. but not ONCE did you do anything useful for the stable. You went on a HUGE losing streak.. just like Krugeur did.. and you just gave the stable a laughing stock reputation that Cena had to bust his ass to get rid of. You were a laugh Chyna.. you wanted everything TRISH had.. and Trish didn't have ANYTHING! That's the irony in all this.. you thought it was Trish that had Cena, and Trish that would have the women's title.. but the thing is Chyna.. I had Cena the entire time.. and soon I will as well have the Extreme Measures Federation Women's Championship! When I have that, I will have BOTH the things that many a Diva have fought over. Chyna.. Trish.. and now Jackie.. both of them have the dream of holding both the Women's title and the boyfriend of their dreams.. the Doctor of Thugonomics John Cena! Trish thought she had both.. but she NEVER did! She was just the slapper that Cena was screwing to further his own career! It's been done many times before.. and no doubt will be done many times again! Remember Sable back in WWE.. you think she was REALLY interested in an old git like Vince McMahon.. no of course not! She was doing what she did to furtherhew own career.. it's not uncommon Trish.. but with you it was just FUN! But at the end of the day... every minute John spent not with you and not training.. he was with me.. and as well as making Trish jealous.. i'm sure that makes Chyna EXTREMELY jealous! I saw you coming on to John on christmas day.. it made me sick to my stomach! I knew Cena would push you away.. beleive me it wasn't for Trish.. it may not even have been for me.. it's coz you are just THE ugliest woman i've ever layed eyes on. But as well as having no looks.. you have a wrestling record that could rival Kurt Angle's EMF recrd as the WORST of all time! You've lost to them all.. and this week.. Miss Jackie will just be ANOTHER name on that long list of people that beat Chyna! But speaking of things that are long....................... so will the list of people that lose to Jackie Gayda be! First Chyna.. then Trish.. and then all of the elite Women the EMF can ever offer! I will defeat them all no matter what it takes.. and i will retain MY Women's Championship again, and again.. and again! I will brutally FU or Leg Drop the hell out of ANY woman that stpes into the ring with me.. but the main thing will be preventing myself from EVER being pinned or submitting.. coz that way I can't ever lose the women's championship. Trish might still have that record.. but come Whiplash.. or at the very least.. her NEXT title match after that.. her record WILL be gone. But I can't get too excited about that.. because first.. first I gotta defeat Chyna.. the playboy and sex tape whore of the world! Didn't you and your ex boyfriend X-Pac have quite a hard time Chyna.. didn't he turn on you and beat you down.. you must have REALLY sucked at things to force him into that! And then there was DX.. the worlds shitest stable! Sure Triple H and Shawn Michaels did it well in WWE.. and X-Cold and company managed it in EMF.. but you Chyna.. you took DX and you drove it head first into the ground! You didn't even control it.. you only joined it.. but from that moment on.. it just sucked! And you.. you WERE WWE Intercontinental Champion.. Cena WAS EMF Intercontinental Champion.. that just shows how superior to the WWE the EMF has become! But the problem is Chyna.. you CANNOT beat me.. and you WILL NOT BAT ME come Whiplash! Cena has never lost a champioship match on PPV.. and that is a record I am looknig to carry on.. because soon we will be THE hottest couple in the EMF.. and we will dominate ALL the divisions.. the women's by me, and the tag and.. lets say the WORLD division for John! We will dominate.. I will dominate.. but as I said.. it's a 3 stage plan... and Chyna.. your just the first stepping stone i gotta overcome! I will do that.. no matter how hard you try to prevent me.. and I will thn be the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the Women's Championship.. and then.. and then Chyna I will do what you NEVER could.. when I pin Trish Stratus 1.. 2.. 3 and beome the Women's Champion of the world! And one more thing Chyna.. oh fuck this I've talked enough.. lets go upstais John!"
Cena: "You know i've never heard a better suggestion in my life.. lets just grab some things so we dont have to leave the room for anything!"
(And so Cena and Jackie both go into their large kitchen.. and grab some bottles of champagne and a few items of food. Jackie then grabs Cena's arm and says something like "if we dont have enough who cares.. we can starve!" They then go upstairs, both looknig extrmely excited. Jackie runs into the bedroom and jumps on thier large bed. Cena follows her in and chucks the snacks into the corner as JAckie places the champagne on a bedside table. Cena then goes back and closes the door, leaving the cameras on the outside. A giggling noise from Jackie is heard.. but then the lights dim and the scene fades out!)
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