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||- Foreword -||
(Introduction- At EMF Whiplash the hot new diva on the Extreme Measures Federation, Jackie Gayda, helped herself to a huge debut win. She defeated the returning "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna to earn a shot at EMF Women's champion Trish Stratus. Trish has been champion for many months now, and, with the exception of one minor hiccup against Christy Hemme, has been totally unbeaten in the Women's division. She has defeated all the big names, Tori, Victoria, Clare,Christy, Chyna.. but one woman she has never beaten is the name that now she will try and gain. That name is also the name of the Diva currently dating Trish's ex-boyfriend John Cena. Although Jackie claims she is only in the EMF for John, and not actually looking to wear gold, surely she wont pass down the oppertunity now that she has already earnt it? Especially what with the match being against her boyfriends ex.. not only is their gold involved, but the battle is a personal one as well. The Shockwave before Whiplash, Jackie, Trish, Amy and Christy were involved in a brawl, which ultimately the outcome of which Jackie has mixed emitions about. On one hand she got to and damaged Miss Stratus, but on the other.. AMy Dumas took a beating to Jackie as well. So right now how is Jackie feeling about things? What is the situation involveing Jackie, Amy and Trish? And is Jackie confident of success in her 2nd ever EMF match? Only time will tell..)
Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena, New York
(The scene opens. We are inside the mansion owned by EMF superstar John Cena. Somewhere in the distance an alarm clock is heard. Then the camera's move in closer. The beautiful Jackie Gayda is shown awaking from her sleep. Next to her is former EMF TV and Intercontinental Champion John Cena. She looks up, and notices the clock. Bit red numbers show us that it is 5.30am. Jackie looks pissed off at this.)
Jackie: "John what have I told you.. when it's only me that has a match we don't have to get up at 5.30.. unlike you I don't train all day everyday for the EMF remember.."
Cena: "Oh yea.. sorry bout that. Just turn it off and the other clock will get you up at 8 honey."
Jackie: "Yea but now I wont be able to sleep.. my big championship shot is TOMORROW! What do you think John.. do you just wanna get up and do some training anyways?"
(Jackie looks to Cena, but he doesn't answer. He has fallen straight back to sleep, realising he has got a rare oppertunity for a lie in. Jackie looks annoyed again. However she lays down next to him and tries hard to sleep again. The scene fades out for a bit, but when it rejoins them 45 minutes later, Jackie is still laying in bed awake. She once again looks at her clock. 6:18. She gives up, and gets out of bed. She slips on her dressing gown before scribbling a note for Cena. "Dear John, couldn't sleep, it's 6.20 now.. gonna grab breakfast and then go to the training facility. Meet me there when you wake. Thanks. Jackie xxx." She then goes downstairs and grabs some bread to make herself some toast. She eats this before going upstairs again to get dressed. The camera's go around the lower story of Cena's house whilst this is happening. It shows everything is in perfect positioning, and everything is extremely expensive. However changes have been made since we were last here. A picture of Cena and Trish that once stood above the mantal peice has been destroyed and is replaced with a big picture of Cena holding the Intercontinental Championship. Pictures of Jackie have also appeared around the house. Jackie returns downstairs, and then leaves the mansion. She loks the door behind her before walking down a small pathway to Cena's car park. She tries to chose which car to take.. She noticed Cena's limosuine, but then thinks about it.. and realises it is the drivers day off today. She then thinks about his prized custom designed Aston Martin, but noticing Cena STILL hasn't repaired the bumper from Angelus's shank attack, decided against this too. She weighs up the other cars, before finally taking his top of the range BMW and getting inside. She drives down the long road to the gate, where the security guards are. They simply say "Good Luck Miss Gayda" before she leaves, and drives her way down the road to Cena's personal training facility. SHe gets out of the car, and produce s her security card. She puts it inside the door, and it swings open. A computer Generated voice says "Good Morning Miss Gayda, we hope you enjoy your stay"! Jackie thinks this is clever, that it know who she is from her card. She looks up at an electronic board. It says "Current members in this facility- 1". As she looks, the 1 changes to a 2.. indicating someone else in in there. Jackie wonders who this could be, before opening the door and stepping inside, where she comes face to face with Torrie Wilson!)
Jackie: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Torrie: "I'm sorry Miss Gayda. Remember a few weeks ago.. Cena came to the Revolution locker room for a meeting with Dude Nick? Well he took some things from his locker and whatever, but he also took the pass cards from Rhyno and Trish's lockers. Nick offered him ours but he said we can keep them.. so i figured we were allowed to still use this place.. especialy as me and Nick are happy to stay friends with John.. we didn't think there would be a problem. If you want me to leave i'll go right away!"
Jackie: "No don't be stupid Torrie.. Maybe i'm dating John, but that doesn't put me in control of this place.. I can't decide who can and who can't be a member.. and ANY member can use it whenever they want. Anyways.. whilst your here you might as well make yourself useful.. you know i've got a BIG match coming up against Trish Stratus don't you?And you also know that as far as in ring competition goes.. i've had all of ONE match. Now i know that already means i've had more matches than you have.. but i'm sure at some stage you and Nick will wanna compete in mixed tag action or something.. and so maybe if we trained together it could benefit both of us. After all.. we've both been in the wrestlnig industry a LONG time. So what do you say Torrie.. will you train with me and help me prepare for Stratus?"
Torrie: "Yea ok, God knows i could do with some proper in ring training rather than just weight lifting for once..."
Jackie: "that's the spirit... training against an official Diva is sure to give me an advantage over Trish.."
(Jackie gets into Cena's own personal wrestling ring, and Torrie follows suit. Jackie decides to practice some basic moves with Torrie, and they start hitting suplexs and DDT's on eachother to practice hitting them and defending them. After a while start practising submission holds, and then Jackie practises the FU and the Leg Drop of DDDDOOOOOOMMMM! After a good few hours training, The door opens again and in walks John Cena! He sees Jackie hit a leg drop, and rushes into the ring to count the 1... 2... 3! Jackie stands up and looks extremely happy to see her boyfriend standing there. She rushes over and hugs him.)
Jackie: "Better late than never I suppose..."
Cena: "Sorry honey I had some important business to take care of.. at least you had Torrie here to train with you."
Jackie: "Yea it was cool. But John there's one thing that worries me still. Yea I an hit the leg drop and the FU pretty well... but there's still one thing i struggle with. I cannot seem to ever be able to get Torrie into position for the moves.. even when we were having a kinda practice match. I just struggle with it so much.. and in a match with Trish that's gonna prove a huge obstacle to overcome. She's got tons more ring eperiance than me.. and even if she still has a slight injury.. it will be extremely difficult to take her title if i cannot put her away. If i can't get her into a position for a FU or a Leg Drop how can i pin her 1, 2, 3 and take the title. And afterall if there's one person to ask about these moves its gonna be you.. you've used both well in your career John. Other than that it's going quite well though.. and before you offer your advice there's just something I really wanna say to that slag Trish Stratus! Trish, you may have been women's champion for what.. 3.. 4 months maybe? But you have never.. and I mean NEVER faced anybody like Jackie Gayda! The entire list of people you've beaten reads like the whos who of perfetic wannabies! Tori.. come on.. she's peraps the biggest threat Trish has had.. but her boyfriend is a complete wannabie and so is she. They both dream of holding EMF Championships.. but come on get real.. neither of them EVER will! And then there's Victoria.. one shot.. one failure.. she hangs with an ex-Right to Censor member.. and she thinks she's the person who's gonna dethrone stratus.. no chance! then there's Clare... ok so she KNOWS what it takes to be champ.. and so does her boyfriend.. the ex-World Heavyweight Champion.. but come on recently.. she hasn't even shown up for shows let alone been a true competitor in the Women's division! Not one of those women can hold a candle to Miss Jackie.. the most beautiful of all the EMF Divas! If you even come out for our match and try and prevent me taking you title.. your arm thats in a cast will be feeling a billion times worse.. i'll just work away at it constantly and 100% cripple you.. until your so badly injured you can NEVER come back and try and take my championship! That's right Trish i said MY championship.. because once we are all done and dusted.. that's what it will be. I don't know how i'm gonna beat you.. whether i'll learn to get you into postition for the FU or the Leg Drop.. or whether i'll make you tap to oone of the submissions i practiced with Torrie.. but someway, somehow i WILL defeat you Trish Stratus.. and i WILL be the next Extreme Measures Federation Women's champion! That is my destiny.. to be the champ and to keep the title for a record breaking time. To defeat all the records than anyone in the EMF has ever had with that title. I will hold id for 2 years if that what it takes to get Jackie Gayda the place she rightfully deserves.. as the top female competitor EVER to grace the EMF's ring. I'm better than ANYONE that you care to name that's ever stepped into the ring as an EMF female competitor.. Jackie Gayda will go down as the GREATEST female of all time! Not only for the fact she's dating the future EMF Heavyweight Champion John Cena, but for the fact that she will hopd the Women's championship for a HELL of a lot longer than anybody else could ever dream of holding it. I will be the big name.. on the cover of all the EMF magazines and the diva representing them at all the signings and everything! I will be the face of the entire EMF as we know it, and along with John Cena will dominate the ENTIRE federation! With me being Women's Champ and Cena holding whatever title takes his fancy.. we are already the hottest couple in the EMF.. and very soon we will hold two championship belts between us.. and the world will see that Trish Stratus was just some slut throwing her body around to impress the guys.. but that John Cena's real love has ALWAYS been Miss Jackie! Yea we kept quiet about things for YEARS.. but when we finally came out into the open.. people realised right away that Jackie meant business, and that Trish was just Trash the lived off of Cena.. She is NOTHING without him.. and she and the entire world will realise that soon enough. They will realise that Jackie means business.. you see it is my dream to show the ENTIRE world that Women can put on just as entertaining a wrestling match as women.. I want to tempt all the biggest guns of the women division to come out and challenge me.. and get out of retirement or just to get off their fat asses and actually come after the title.. I want to see the Women's division a light with talent again, I want to see every name you have ever associated with Trish's title in the ring fighting for it over weeks, months.. years maybe.. and when all is said and done, Jackie Gayda will be the woman STILL holding the championship, and proving once and for all i'm the best female superstar EVER!"
Cena: "That's one hell of a dream Jackie honey.. especially coming from a woman who jsut a few weeks ago said she had no interest in wrestling or titles... why the change of heart?"
Jackie: "Well.. it was just a few weeks ago.. when you hit Trish with the FU.. and allowed me to pick up her championship belt.. I got a little feeling.. holding the title made me feel GREAT. And i just wanted to hold the championship again and again.. in fact.. i wanted it to be MINE! i wanted to wake up and be able to think "Yes, I have the gold that proves i am THE best female in the Extreme Measures Federation! That's what that belt means.. and whilst Trish has it.. she can say she is the best. But sh's NOT. And I proved that once already. I proved that when i went out there and completly kicked her ass the week before Whiplash. So much happens in so little time.. but Trish.. i dunno how you got through Whiplash with that title intact.. but you will be losing it straight away and thats a promise! Not a minute sooner had you won your triple threat.. you have the threat of Jackie looming over you.. and soon.. very soon, your title reign as Women's champion will hit a dead end. What more cna you possibly do with that title Trish? You could beat the same people again and again.. or you could quit being a wimp and try and beat someone whos ACTUALLY good. The only problem being Trish.. the only person in this division i call "good" right now.. is the one who's gonna kick your ass this week and steal that championship from around your waist! You've been occupying what is mine for too long now! Carrying the belt around with that worthless "Trish Stratus" nameplate on the front.. its disgusting! That belt should have had Jackie Gayda on it the day it was designed.. but the only reason I bided my time in the WWE.. doing Bikini Contests and whatever else for Smackdown is because people doubted I could actually "Wrestle". But come on.. I mean in WWE I wrestled at Wrestlemania 20.. the biggest PPV of them all! If i couldn't wrestle I never would have had the chance to do any of that. And then came my big move to the EMF.. when John came and saw me after one of my Smcakdown shows and said that he was gonna break up with Trish.. that we could FINALLY come out into the open about our relationship, and could finally be a famous couple and whatever else... but i'd have to leave the WWE and join the EMF. Leave the land of bikini's and go to where I was actually born to be.. the land where women actually WRESTLE! In the EMF! It was an oppertunity i was NEVER going to turn down Would I ever say "Well.... i've been training all my life to wrestle.. but i'd rather jsut stay here and dance around wearing little clothes.." not thanks! I only did that in hope of one day being drafted back to Raw where women DO fight.. but my move to the EMF was a million times better. I mean.. I already had one match and won.. but in this.. my second I will so so much more. Not only will i defeat Trish.. but I will then be a champion representig women everywhere in the world! I will show them what real hard work and determination can do for a woman.. and what it means to be an icon! Somebody representing people.. and I will fightt week in week out for each and every woman who dreams of achieving something great with their lives. I will stand tall, with Trish's bloodied body below me, and the EMF Women's Championship over my shoulder, and that will be an image representing every self respecting woman that ever lived. Every woman that got somewhere without flashing thier bdy to make money, or doing home sex videos.. or anything else like that! In simple terms that Trish would understand... for every woman whos not a SLUT! Coz I have no respect for your kinda of woman.. sure I'm not exactly fully clothes ALL the time.. but i've never worn any less than a bikini in front of people.. unlike you in some of your dirty photo shoots Trish... and then there's the fact that you'd practically just sleep with anyone that came your way.. sure you "settled down" with John.. but before that how many guys could you be with at one time? 5? 6? 10? The thing is Trish.. I had a few high school flings.. everyone does.. but the only person i've been with since I left High School is John. We've been together secretely for just under a year Trish.. I'm 21, 22 on November 4th.. I bet you wish you could have been settled down by this age! I plan to spend my entire life with John.. to marry him and to have kids. But first I need to shut up his ex "girlfriend!" You were really stupid enough to think he was interested in you.. your too old to keep it going ALL NIGHT and really satisfy the needs of a great muscular superstar like Cena.. you could never satisfy him.. but I can Trish! That's why at the end of the day he chose me and not you! Me and John have done more together than you ever dreampt of.. and the thing is.. we can do more.. where as you two.. ARE FINISHED! Much like your Women's championship run will be the second you hand the belt over to the referee and the bell rings. Coz from tha minute onwards.. the whole world will know who the more dominant athelete is.. and thatJackie Gayda is the NEW EMF WOMENS CHAMPION! And that Trish cant be helped no matter who you sleep with.. its just a fact!"
Torrie: "Wow Jackie you really can wreslte.. I wish I could fight half as good as you can.."
Jackie: "Oh you were impressive too Torrie.. that DudeMeister you pulled off nearly knocked me out! We are both a bit rusty.. but I think we should take a break from training for a bit..hey how about you go find Nick and the four of us do something together.. like catch a movie or something.."
Cena: "I don't think thats a great idea.. I mean i know me and Nick said we'd stay friends through this.. but Revolution hanging out again would feel strange.. and either way.. Nick's probably busy recruiting my replacement anyways.."
Torrie: "Yea, he did say something bout a replacement.. anyway I should leave and find him now.. it's like 9.30 already.. god we trained for AGES.. Nick said he needed until 9 with a meeting with some guy over a Revolution place.. he's probably worried sick.. i'd better go find him. Anyways thanks John.. I hope to see you again sometime.. and Jackie, thanks for everything you showed me.. it's been a great help. Bye guys!"
Jackie: "Bye Torrie.. see ya around.. could do with some more training with someone on my level at some time... i'll call you!"
(And so as the first scene fades, Torrie is seen leaving in another expensive looking car that was parked out front with the BMW Jackie drove and the Fereri Cena followed in. Cena and Jackie are shown getting close to eachother.. and it really does appear that the Heel John Cena may in fact have one weakness when it comes to his beloved Jackie Gayda. As the two begin kissing the cameras begin to fade.. what follows is left to the imagination of everyone. When the scene re-opens it is now 11.40. Cena and Jackie are shown sitting in a bar. Cena turns and notices the camera's are on him again. The pint glass and the vodka of Jackie are running low. Cena turns to the other her..)
Cena: "You want another drink honey?"
Jackie: "Nah im ok actually.."
Cena: "Ok then, why don't you tell the fans how your feeling about your match right now?"
Jackie: "Hmm i'd rather not.. I think ill just sit here and you millions of fans are really DYING to know how i feel about it.."
Cena: "God that sounds like something i'd say... Anyway.. the day is wearing on.. it'll be your title match before you know it..."
Jackie: "Yea that's true... but i'm ready for her! I'm ready for everything she's got.. and with you in my corner.. the man who knows her inside out.. I can hardly fail! I've seen all those videos you had of her.. even the ones i completely disagree with.. but on a wrestling note.. that Chick Kick looks as easy to counter as a shot from AN ARKIE's rifle.. and even if she has Rhyno supporting her.. we've all seen what you can do to him.. just one FU and he's down for half an hour.. it's just gonna be too damn simple to take that championship from her.. and to keep it above the heads of all the other wannabie divas out there.. unless I can talk the REAL women into taking a shot at it! You know what.. when i'm free of ring rust.. I feel like taking on Amy Dumas... just to kick the hell out of her for what she did to me last week.. Ialso want to take on Sierra.. Ashlee.. and anyone else who wants to claim to be a decent Women's champion.. not the normal barell scraping Divas like Victoria.. I want to FINALLY make the women's division competitive and have REAL competition. But before I can go into that.. and make my ground breaking challenges and changes to the division.. I need to overs=come one last obstacle.. Trish "Plastic Doll" Stratus! Once I have my final training session tonight with Cena.. and he teaches me how to get someone set up for the FU.. you will be in one hell of trouble Trish! The FU has already broken one of your arms.. i'd hate to see what another one does to you! True it wont be as viscious as Cena can do it.. but it wil still cripple you to high hell, and enable me to pin your ass down 1... 2... 3! and FINALLY lure that title away from you. I mean.. even John Cena himself prefers my perfect natural waist to your surgically enhanced one.. so why wont the championship? Even if you got one lucky Chick Kick for a pin.. the title would probably leap across the ring and chose me anyway! I'm everything you want to be Trish.. young.. attractive.. NATURAL.. got the man.. soon to have the gold.. oh and don't the guys ADORE me! Not that i'd ever give them as much as you do.. unlike you Trish.. I have someone to save my body for.. unless you are dating that Hunchback of Notre Dame. wannabe Rhyno.. in which case he should finish with you on the grounds he's sharing you with EVERYONE else! I mean, on your first night you came out here and stripped down to your bra.. and you go round calling people like Hemme sluts? Your the person who'd do anything.. or ather anyONE to get near to the title. Once I take it from you what are you gonna do.. sleep with Mike for a rematch? Or maybe go to Heyman or someone.. Maybe you'd just go to ANYONE to try and earn that title shot Trish.. but no matter who you sleep with.. you can earn title shots but you cant WIN title shots! then again.. even if you did sleep with the entire board and all the EMF staff.. you probably wouldn't get very far! I mean, Cena's told me all the stories.. about you and how bad you are in bed! He says that once you got so worn out after 10 minutes with him you collapsed.. pathetic! DId you realise.. that in February this year.. I took a little trip to Africa! That's right Trish.. Africa.. where you "boyfriend" was "training"! The truth is, we were out there looking at all the beautiful cities in the worlds most beautiful continent.. looking for one to take a little "Honeymoon" too! That's right I said Honeymoon.. coz although not officially engaged.. me and John do plan to wed sometime soon.. whenever he decides to propose to me he knows i'll say yes.. and he says it wont be long, just looknig for the right time to make it official! Does that crush your little heart Trish? Does that make you cry? Well I apologise for that! But did you know Trish.. we spent 6 days out of the 21 in Cairo. In case your too blonde to know.. that's in Egypt honey.. but after 3 days there it got pretty boring.. so we just went to our hotel room and didn't come out for the remainder of the 6.. 3 straight days Trish.. i doubt you could go 3 straight minutes with someone as in shape as John is! It was the best 3 days of my life.. and it was when all my doubts were cast aside.. and I knew he was only screwing you to further his own EMF career! You probably wonder why I'd allow this.. coz I knew this day would come! THe day when Cena left Revolution.. and the day when I joined him.. and the day when those 3 days in Cairo could be repeated over and over again every night! Aren't you just soooo jealous of us Trish.. i'm betting you are.. but it's just too bad.. coz he never EVER loved you and he never EVER will. And the only reason you were an ok wrestler.. is coz he was in your corner. And because you were happy! Being happy boosts morale.. and that allows you to wrestle. However look at you now.. low morale.. and low will. You lost to Christy in your first match since losing John.. and christy is the lowest of the LOW Trish! She's the playboy model with no brains whos dating Archaos.. how much lower does it get than that! But you got yourself disqualified BECAUSE OF ME, and then when Amy Dumas rushed to help you.. you even managed to get attacked by her... how stupid! Someone rushes to your aid and you wind up getting hurt by them.. now thats just sheer stupidity. But don't forget this Trish.. when I got into the ring.. I beat the holy hell out of you.. and you could do NOTHING in return.. despite having a cast as a weapon! You were completely wiped a side and beaten up by Jackie Gayda.. and that will happen again and again everytime we meet! I just beat you without trying Trish.. and I beat you at EVERYTHING! I'm just naturally better than you! And i've heard the rumours.. as we all have. The rumours floodig round the locker room that Trish Stratus and Rhyno are a couple.. that's just SICK! Eww I can't believe there is an image as vile as that in this world. I mean.. he's about 2 foot tall.. God that's small... the only thing smaller than that is probably his.. well I wont go into that.. makes it sound like I know and i'd rather die than find out about that! But Trish.. at least you will have one advantage over me going into Shockwave.. the fact that Rhyno is probably so shite at everything that you wont be the least bit tired.. where as I will be basically breathless after mine and John's pre match "warm up". You had better try and use that to your full advantage.. because if you dont Trish, you've got nothing. I may still have a million and one advantages over you to your one.. but at least you got something.. it's better than nothing Trish.. so you got 1 chance out of 1 million and two! Hmmmm doesn't take einstein to know whos gonna win.. though i suppose Trish.. your far from him huh? In case you didn't know.. that means I have the best chance of winning this match.. and means you cn start calling yourself a FORMER champion!"
Cena: "YOu sure do have a lot to say for yourself.. more than Trish ever did at least! I think we should be getting back home.. so we can wind down and can you fresh for your match."
Jackie: "Ok then John.. lets go."
(The two exit the bar. They climb into Cena's BMW and Cena begins to drive off. They arrive back at Cena's luxery mansion. Cena's cleaning lady is just leaving. Jackie says "Bye Natasha" but she just mutters something about someone being gay and cocky and leaves. Jackie looks at Cena, who shrugs and then they enter. Jackie goes straight into the living room, asking Cena to bring her a vodka. Cena goes into the kitchen, where the first thing he notices is the phone is off the hook, and looks to be damaged, possibly from being slammed down too hard. He grabs a large bottle of vodka and pours out 2 glasses. He adds ice to them, and then carries them through the the living room. He sets them down on the table in front of Jackie, before exiting the room again. He goes into his kitchen, and picks up dome chrisps and dip then spots something on the top, it is his sledgehammer. He picks it up and examines it. He had thought it was in his EMF locker.. but it had turned up here. Cena had had a habit of carrying it round as a sign to the entire EMF.. before misplacing it. But now he had it back, he could use it again. He set it down, remembering where he put it. He then examined the phone.. it seemed to have been slammed down hard, as if someone was trying to hang up on somebody but missed. Cena had a good idea what had happened.. but then, realising this rp was meant to be about Jackie.. the cameras switch to her. She has got up, and collected the mail from by the door. She and Cena then meet up in the hallway, and re-enter the living room, sitting down together by the table and the drinks.)
Jackie: "I notice the Aston Martin's gone.. what happened to it?"
Cena: "Oh i took it to be fixed.. thought it was about time that ugly shank dent was removed.. by the way, I think i found out what hte problem was with poor Natasha.."
Jackie: "Oh yea.. what's that?"
Cena: "Well the phone in the kitchen is damaged.. and unless you did it.. it would suggest she was arguing with either her brother or her boyfriend.. and she slammed it down in anger. i mean she's always arguing with one of them.. so that's probably what did it."
Jackie: "God.. that boyfriend of hers really is an asshole. He sets up dates with her.. then gets himself landed in a college detention every thursday and stands her up.. whats his name again.. I know it begins with a T..."
Cena: "Oh I dunno.. it's not important anyways. What IS important is your match with Trish this week.. are you sure your ready for such a big match?"
Jackie: "John, I was born ready! I was born for this moment.. this day. For the day when FINALLY I would be able to do something worthwhile for women everywhere. I always saw all the heroines that women look up to.. Madonna and the likes.. and in the wrestling world.. first Moolah and then the likes of Jaqueline and Chyna in WWE, as the held male titles longer than many men did.. they were icons. But John.. this is MY turn to be an icon. I want the world to remember the name Jackie Gayda! I want to be women's champion for so long that peole forget the belt can even change hands. and I want to blow out whoever holds the record for holding the championship the longest! But more than all that, I want to be a champion women everywhere can aspire to. A champion that people want to be like. I want to defend against the best and the best only, and I want to win everytime. I want to defeat every big name this company has to offer, and when that's done, i want to defeat EVERY NAME tihs company has to offer! I want to go down in history as undisputidly the greatest female athelete EVER to set foot in the Extreme Measures Federation ring! I want every woman who's ever tried to taste the Leg Drop and to taste the FU, and I want them all to feel pain from it! But Trish.. the first obstacle in my long term plan is you dear.. but your one that will not prove difficult to dispose of. You see.. you may not have been pinned to date in an EMF match.. but very soon that record will come to an end. It will come to an end when Miss Jackie Gayda nails you with an FU and pins your ass to the mat 1, 2, 3 to secure the women's championship! Then, 2 steps of my great and glorious plan are complete, and all that leaves then is for me to sort out the division and to put women's wrestling right back on the map! But Trish.. your probably sitting at home.. with your little pet Rhyno.. talking about what a load of bullshit im talking.. but Trish you know deep down inside yourself that every word i speak is true. You know you dont stand a chance in hell in that ring with me.. and you know that Jackie Gayda will be the NEW EMF Women's champion come Shockwave. She can do anything you can.. and 1000 times more in that ring! I can beat you any day of the week.. and your shaking as you think about it. The prospect of taking on Jackie Gayda is not a good one for anyone.. but for you, its even worse because Trish.. all this time you've just been kidding yourself! Telling yourself you can beat any woman in the fed.. when you know deep down in your Cena loving heart that you can't! You're on the single longest running fluke ever to be recorded.. but your luck just run out! Because no amount of fluke can help you pick up a win over Jackie Gayda! You'd have to quite literally pull out a gun and shoot me to be able to keep my sholuders pinned down for a 3 count. Coz there's no way Jackie Gayda is going down to a chich kick or the like. No move Trish hass in her arsenal can defeat me.. Miss Jackie! I may not have shown my full in ring potential in WWE.. but now I am here in the EMF to show the whole world exactly what I can do! No Trish.. I didn't turn into you for a second.. I said WHAT I can do not WHO i can do... coz to answer the names of all the guys who would want to do that with me but not you would take a life time.. but there's only one worth a damn.. John Cena! Trish you may have noticed earlier I refered to you as having a "Cena loving heart".. well I know deep down Trish that you do still love Cena.. no matter how much you and Rhyno kid yourselves. No matter how much he calls you the "Hottest thing in his life.." all that means is you have the edge over all the Rhyno's, elephants and any other wild mammels Rhyno has met.. I mean.. being with a human is probably a new and wild expericnace for the man beast! But this isn't about him.. it's not even about John Cena.. all he is is the difference maker that could land me the title.. as if i needed one! trish.. this coming week is all about ME VS YOU.. and it's all about how Miss Jackie will be presented the belt when the referees hand comes down 1, 2, 3 and hte bell sounds! If i have to nail a leg drop.. an FU.. a Chick Kick.. whatever it takes to pin your ass to the mat for 3 seconds.. you bet that Jackie will do it! I will do whatever I have to to beat you, and when all is said and done.. then FINALLY we will have a new Champion in the women's division!"
Cena: "Well that's all well and good.. ut aren't you worried about the fact that Trish has a lot more in ring experiance than you? Especially in the EMF?"
Jackie: "HA, yea she may have the experiance.. but how much does it really count if you get a few half assed lucky wins and pick up a title along the way! I mean, the two biggest wins of her career were when she was teaming with you John anyway! She got so damn lucky when she defeated Tori for the womens title, but if she can win the title in only her 2nd match.. then she can lose it to someone in MY 2nd match. Jackie Gayda will be the most feared name in the whole of womens wrestling.. i'lll defeat all the greats.. even that Vice President Amy Dumas.. i'll force her to face off against me, and i'll make her the laughing stock of the world. All the greatest female atheletes.. Ashlee ikeda.. Sierra.. they will all fall and bow at my feet. They will look up and think to themselves "That woman there, is the GREATEST of all time!" ANd they wont be wrong in saying that. I will FU everyone, like I did to Chyna at Whiplash, and I will conquer them all 1 by 1! Chyna was just the first.. Trish, you unfortunately have what I need to say i'm the greatest wrestler of today! YOu have my women's championship.. the best women have all held it.. and my god, they all LOST it! So by that statement Trish, I suppose you can say your the best.. I mean if the new champion is always better than the one before.. then you are top of the mountain. You beat Tori, who beat somebody else.. who beat somebody else.. and SURELY that makes you the best in this industry? i mean, you've also beaten every other woman there is in the EMF.. or rather.. all but a few. They are the ones you fear Trish.. the ones you KNOW could take your title from you.. and I.. well i'm one of them! I might not have the experiance.. or the sluttyness that you do.. but i can damn sure wrestle the hell out of you. I can do any style of wrestling there is.. and beat you at it. What stipulation would you like Trish? Straight out one on one? Submissions only? Women's cage match.. Bra and Panties... how about HELL IN A CELL coz it doesn't fucking matter what the stipulation is.. if its TLC or if its iron-man.. i'll beat you at them all. There is no match you could beat me at to retain your title.. unless it was "The winner is the woman who sleeps around the most" in which case you'd beat me with ease. But Trish.. you can even bring the man beast to ringside.. but i'll have Cena watching over me.. we've all seen him beat the hell out of Rhyno once, and i doubt he'll object to doing it again once I compete for your title! Coz you see, unlike you.. Cena would do anything to help me. Did he ever show up in one of your matches? Barely.. but he will for me and he'll insure the Women's Championship stays around my waist.. though I don't need him to do that.. it's just as an extra safety precaution for INCASE you manage to worm your way into a chick kick or something.. and manage to get anywhere near beating me. It's not a case of if i can defeat you Trish.. but WHEN i defeat you to become women's champion, I will have quite literally taken your life from you. You will be a lonely shell with only Rhyno to keep you company.. and the two things you treasured mose dearly are now both MINE! The start of our careers, i suppose you could argue are.. parellel.. but the middle and the end are completely different. Where as yours started brightly before disappearing into a black hole.. mine climbs higher and higher and escalates to the top of the world. You lost it all the day Cena turned heel.. you just didn't realise it right away. Now Revolution is dead.. your relationship with Cena is dead.. and if i could have my own way this Shockwave.. you too would literally be DEAD! Unfortunately, murder still isn't legal.. not even in the ring, so i'm gonna have to put up with just absolutely breaking you limb from limb and then pinning you. In fact why don't I pin you.. then lock in a submission and watch you tap.. before ripping your clothes off and then getting you counted out. Beat you in every way possible... hell you looking that bad would probably get you disqualified as well! You may have the experiance Trish.. but you dont have the skill, the determination.. or the GUTS to defeat Jackie Gayda. You will fall, just like the whole world will.. and you will remember my name forever. And i read your little interview.. saying you will consider retirement when you lose your title.. well consider it fast, coz soon you will be hanging up the boots for the last time!"
Cena: "Well knowing you honey.. i wouldn't be surprised if you forced her to retire through injury.. but just quickly, why do you feel you need to be champion in order to prove your the best?"
Jackie: "Well John.. as I said earlier, the fans seem to get the idea the Champion is the best in the division. Trish could lose 50 non-title matches.. but until she loses that championship she'll claim she's "The Best" and the fans will believe her. Well when she no longer wears gold.. she will have no claim to that. I'll be the Diva with the 2:0 record, and she'll have lost 2 matches already. She will be, by far, the weaker link of the 2 of us. Then again, seeing as her boyfreind is so used to being a weak link.. i guess that wont bother her so much. She'll look up to me as what she can never ever be.. a GOOD wrestler. She's lucky, flukey, persuasive even.. but a good wrestler.. no chance in hell. She has as much wrestling talent as Kurt Angle and as much originality as Spalding.. well Cena says she has no originality at least.. and the Trish TV title tour or whatever the hell it was called... come on that was hardly original. She was chasing a lost dream.. she wanted to date a champion again.. Trish you'd have more chance of dating a champion if you were shagging a member of the MK Dons than you do with Rhyno.. (OOC- MK Dons= perhaps the worst Soccer team in existance.. from my home town.. lol). Rhyno may have picked up the dead and buried Extrme Title division and beat some nobodies for a while.. but as soon as a real challenger came out like Dude Nick.. he was pinned with ease. Rhyno and Trish are just both dreamers.. who want gold but know that one will never taste it again.. and the other is on borrowed time. Soon enough you will both be not only dreamers.. but also FAILURES. I will do whatever it takes to walk out with the championship and end your little fairytale. This will be the one and only fairytale when the bad guy rises up and crushes the hero.. and the evil team take the win! The Elite are here.. the Elite have invaded the EMF bit by bit.. and now Cena, Barbwire Chris, Punisher, and the manager of Cena, Jackie are going to take all the championship belts.. beginning with the women's title at shockwave! The Elite will be the most dominant stable and jackie the most dominant female.. and between us we will DIVIDE AND CONQUER the EMF! So Trish.. shine up the title belt, and when you go to sleep tonight.. kiss it goodbye.. because Trish.. this is your last night as champ! Oh and one more thing.. when you wake up the day after tomorrow, and your championship is missing.. dont panic, dont call the cops to report a robbey.. coz altohugh your used to having it around.. your title isn't gonna be stolen this week.. it's simply going to be TAKEN from you. And Trish.. that is a FACT! Word Life!"
Cena: "Ok.. a nice end to your promo, but just one thing I picked up on. Throughout you've been making snide comments about Vice president Amy Dumas.. do you have anything you want to add about her?"
Jackie: "Oh an interesting question John.. Amy Dumas.. the Vice president of the Extreme Measures Federation.. God if there's one woman thats pissed me off more than Trish has.. it got to be her! All i did was get involved in the Trish Vs Christy match.. to try and send a message to the EMF.. and the Vice President HAD to come and get involved. Her and her lap dog Jericho at any rate. And yea AMy you managed to throw me around the ring a bit.. BIG round of applause for that ladies and gentleman! I mean come on.. I hadn't even has a match yet.. and your a former RWA-WCW Women's champion or whatever that crappy insigniicant title is you think still counts for something.. Newsflash Amy.. the RWA died back when you started buying Hair Dye.. But you still try and cling on to that title.. cling to it like its worth something.. the only REAL title you have Amy is the most supermarket complaints after you bought all their hair dye stock for the next 6 months.. it's nothing compared to the EMF Women's Championship I will soon hold. And when I do.. when I am top of the mountain Miss Dumas.. I will give you the oppertunity to clib to the top and claim my title.. that is, if your not still saying "I don't want to fight..." which actually means "I'm too scared that if I pound Trish, Jackie will come and kick my ass! Well Amy.. i'm gonna spare you the energy, not that its much.. that you'd have put into beating Trish, and let you come at me straight away. Oh i forgot.. your too scared or rather "Not interested in fighting.." so maybe I wont get my match with you... oh what a pity.. but still i'm sure Amy will have something to say about my words.. i've become rather a thorn in your backside haven't I Dumas.. and one i'm sure you cannot ignore for long. And then there's Jericho.. how can you call what him and you have a relationship? I mean, you've been together what.. well a long time, and yet nothing has happened. It took you years to admit you love one another.. how lame is that. Me and Cena haven't been together half the time you have.. and we are already further along than you two are. So quit kidding yoursleves.. that's barely more than a friendship.. maybe it's time to call it a day and walk away. Hey Amy.. if you can't hack being in the EMF once you and Jericho are done.. you could always make me VP as a reward for opening your eyes.. just a thought.. consider it huh? But Amy.. no matter what happens.. the time is always going to come where I kick your ass, whether its in the ring, or out of it!"
Cena: "God all those references to Amy's ass.. what are you trying to do to me? Only joking.."
Jackie *shoots Cena an evil glance, then smiles when he adds he's joking* "Ha ok. Everyone knows I have the nicer ass.. and nicer everything else come to that. But anyway.. it's getting late baby.. maybe we should go get some sleep, i need to be well rested for my match.."
Cena: "Sleep... how boring.. can't we..."
Jackie: "Oh ok but only for a few hours.. I really need the rest of the night to recover after that..."
(And so they go upstairs, leaving the glasses with Jackie saying "oh forget them, Natasha will clean them tomorrow". They disapear and the clock reads 11.30PM. The door closes and on the eve of Shockwave, the scene fades with them both going to bed. The fans expect that to be the last they see of Cena or Jackie until the women's championship match, however they are stunned then the scene re-opens. This is not at a live event, as it finished, but rather is only on a 24 hours EMF cable channel, with not that many people watching. The time is 2:42am. Cena awakes. It becomes cler and alarm woke him.. but it was quiet, not loud enough to awaken Jackie. Cena slides out of bed, already fully dressed. He looks at the clock, then being as silent as possible walks across the ring. He scribbles on a bit of paper by the bed "Couldn't sleep. Gone for a walk. See you later. Love John xxx" and then he creeps out of the room. He walks down the stairs quietly, and sneaks out of the door. He gets into his BMW and drives out of the gate and off into the... morning. He drives familiar route.. and comes to his facility. He puts his card in, and enters. He gets inside, 2:54. He waits a few minutes, then he hears the motorised voice saying "Welcome Dude Nick, we hope you enjoy your stay." Cena spins round with a whiskey in his hands, as Nick walks through the door. Cena passes him a whiskey too, and addresses Nick.)
Cena: "Early.. always a good start."
Dude Nick: "Yea sorry man.. and sorry bout meeting at such a shit time, but only time I could get away from Torrie.."
Cena: "HA know the feeling man.. and as much as I hate to sneak off from Jackie.. we gotta do what we gotta do!"
Dude Nick: "Yea I know man.. we gotta make sure this is settled once and for all."
Cena: "Look, I just want to explain to you.. when I turned my back on Rhyno.. it was not to do with you. I was sick of that asshole holding me back, being so shite i could never win the Tag Titles. Your still me pupil Nick, and even though I don't give a fuck about any fans or most superstars any more.. that wont ever go away. I moulded you, and made you a champion, you are a great achievement in John Cena's career, and i'm not letting that go. You and Torrie.. I still consider.. friends, though thats a word I hate nowadays, and I want you to know that altohugh i'm half the reason that Revolution now lays rotting in the ground.. I still hope we can remain on good terms."
Dude Nick: "Yea, that feeling neutral man *The two shake hands*, and another thing i'm sorry for not keeping Revolution alive like we agreed.. but you know my plans.. lke yours, they were too big to turn down."
Cena: "Man it's understandable.. do you have your copy?"
Dude Nick: "i sure do..."
(The two produce big contracts. On the front it says "Agreement to transfer 50% ownership of Revolution from John cena to Dude Nick". They are both identicle. Cena chucks his down inside a container. Then Nick chucks his on top. Cena pours a solution over them. Then they both pull a match out of the a box, and light it. At the same time, they chuck their matches inot the container, causing an eruption of fire. The contracts are showns turning black as they burn slowly. Also a few forms are placed in, and some photos of Revolution together. Cena then pulls some envelopes and adds them to the flames. They burn very quickly. Nick gives him puzzled look.)
Dude Nick: "What's that man?"
Cena: "Fan Mail.. stupid assholes!"
Dude Nick: "Ha i got a bunch too.. i'll stick that in the fire back home!"
Cena: "Revolution... burn in HELL!"
Dude Nick: "Revolution.. IS DEAD!!!"
Cena: "Oh you bet it is..."
(The two smile, before toasting eachother, and downing their whiskey. Nick spits on the fire, and utters the words "Burn Revolution Burn!" They shake hands, and look ready to leave. But then Cena suggests they practice some moves.. for old times sake. They are doing so.. when at around 3:30, the door swings open. They missed the voice.. as they were so involved in training. In walk Miss Jackie and Torrie Wilson.. together.. looking pissed.)
Torrie: "You think your so clever right boys? But we caught you at it.. you didn't know i awoke and followed you Nick.. I called Jackie and we came over and it's exactly as I expected!"
Dude Nick: "Torrie I can explain.."
Cena: "Leave it man.. they'll forgive us.. what choice do they have?"
Torrie: "HA, you think we NEED you two.. your lucky we're both too loved up to make a big deal out of nothing..."
Cena: "What? So your not really angry?"
Jackie: "Ha as if i could stay mad at you baby.. we just came to join your little training session.. I couldn't sleep from pressure of facing Trish.. so i bought Torrie along.. maybe for a little mixed tag action?"
Cena: "HA, me and you wrestle these 2 wannabies.. only joking man.. let's go for it. After one match we can swap partners or something.. I mean i know Torrie's always wanted too.. joking again.."
(The 4 laugh at this, and then Cena and Nick stand on opposite ring aprons, and Jackie and Torrie lock up. The scene goes off the air with Cena and Nick shouting encouragement to thier girls, all at 3.30AM.. Jackie is getting in last minute training before her match this evening with Trish.. a match that could make or break her career. She isn't nervous, and is full of confidence, but what lays around the corner for her career in unclear.. all will be decided soon, when the Women's Championship is put on the line yet another time.)
(Surprisingly, the scene re-opens later that day. It's 1:00 and Cena and Jackie have just had an early lunch. They are sitting on their sofa, extremely close to eachother. Cena then puts his arm around Jackie, and speaks to her.)
Cena: "Honey whilst we are here anyways... we might as well go over one final promo for your big EMF Women's Championship match. So Jackie.. my question to you is, with the match just a few short hours away.. what is going through your head?"
Jackie: "Well, I don't think i've been this excited about an event which doesn't involve me and you in my entire life.. in just a few short hours I will be going one on one with one of, currently, the EMF's top female superstars. And in not much more time than that.. I will be walking out of Shockwave with my newly won EMF Women's Championship belt! I will then finally be taken seriously as a female competitor.. more serious than in my entire career in the WWE. I bust my ass there for years.. and never got any where near the friggin title.. always Trish Stratus... 6 time Women's champion.. well Trish, don't think you'll EVER achieve anything like that in the EMF. After all.. once you lose to me.. you will NEVER see this title belt again. it will glisten on my shoulders for years to come.. and the whole world will become accustomed to it being with me, like the World Title with Triple H in WWE. It will be associated with me.. people will talk in the streets.. "Do you remember when EMF's women's division was saved by Jackie?" "Yea I do, everyone else sucked before SHE came along.."! And Trish.. you go ahead with your lame ass taunts at my name.. Jackie GAYda how pathetic.. that's the worst joke I heard since Rhyno came out here and said he was a good Extreme Champion.. give me a break both of you. In fact Trish.. lets llok at your insult history.. You're a slut.. You're Gay.. You're a slut... You're Gay.. COME ON GIRL USE SOME ORIGINALITY FOR GOD SAKE! Do you not know anymore than those 4 words.. can you not string together a simple sentance yet Trish.. so you call everyone a slut or gay.. the only thing you can function with your microscopic brain. But Trish.. it doesn't matter than you can hardly speak.. coz you can hardly wrestle a match either. You got some extremely lucky wins, then built confidence off carrying gold to beat other low life like Tori repetitively.. this is the real deal now Trish.. Jackie Gayda is in town.. and she's ready to drag you round that ring like a lion dragging its prey for the slaughter.. and then finish you off with the 2nd FU of your career. Still hurting after the first are we? I suppose you will claim if i win.. you weren't 100%.. well here's the thing Trish.. I don't care if your 5%.. 10%.. 20%.. 50%.. 100%.. even 1000% because Trish, when you leave that ring.. you will have droppeed a few pounds.. coz you wont have that belt to carry round with you.. though for someone like you.. dropping a few pounds could hardly hurt huh? And then.. when it all sinks in.. this time in 24 hours Trish.. you'll be sitting at home.. probably with Rhyno next to you.. trying to convince you to go to bed with him so he can have sex for the THIRD time in his life.. the other 2 being with you and with your pet dog when your back was turned.. and you'll cry Trish. And you know why you'll cry? Coz it will all hit you.. you've lost it all! You had the ideal boyfriend.. the women's championship.. you had it all.. only it was one long hoped far fetched dream. Inreality Trish.. you were just borrowing both from me. and now it's time for me to come and claim it all back! I want my championship.. just like I wanted my man.. and I got them both within my sight. Soon enough Trish.. you'll be just like all the others.. begging for scrps off the men that run this show. Did you see Chna the other week.. begging ANY superstar to take her on so she could be his manager... that's what you'll turn into Trish. Rhyno will get bored when he finds out that there are animals out there better in bed than you.. and he'll go.. and you'll be the bottom of the pile. You'll be fighting Chyna and Joy Giovanni.. not in the number one contenders matches.. but just in the card fillers. So whilst the top of the range women are doing battle for the championship.. that's where you will be.. with the booty shaker and the heart breaker, well.. she broke Rhyno's heart when he tried to shag her.. only to find out she was a man. I wouldn't have been surprised if the same happened with you.. only Cena assures me that however lame you are.. you are still a woman.. though didn't i see you and rhyno in a gaybar the other week... is there something your not telling us Trish? Maybe you do enjoy some.. female attention. Hey, you could hook up with Joy Giovanni.. she could do that booty shake thing for you.. and God knows what you'd think to try on her.. though, even though she runs around shaking her ass, she still got more class than you'll ever have Trish. But then again.. this isn't at all about sex or which side you play for.. this is about wrestling. Hmm Jacki Gayda's history of wrestling.. not much. Main highlight was being pinned by Torrie Wilson at wresltmania 20.. whilst wrestling in her underwear. You would therefore have all the right to say it's a pathetic career.. but Trish, in just 2 weeks in teh EMF i'm about to achieve everything you ever did and more. I can beat you with ease.. and then I will have beaten at least a long running champ.. if not a very good one. The champion you eat had the belt what.. 2 weeks.. infact you ended the curse f the title changing hands just far too rapidly.. and solidified it a bit.. all credit for that.. but Trish.. you were on borrowed time after the first minute you held it.. that curse of the title changing all the time didn't deserve to end at the hands of someone like you.. it needed a good champion to take that belt forward.. unfortunately.. she was still polishing off in WWE.. so they had to make do with you. Oh well.. it doesn't matter.. because now.. THE CHAMP IS HERE.. and MY TIME IS NOW!"
Cena: "Hmm nice catchphrases.. where you get them from?"
Jackie: "Oh I dunno.. some famous guy who i'm madly in love with came up with them..."
Cena: "Hmm.. well it looks like i'm gonna have to hunt him down.. if someone like you fell for him he must be something special though.. i''m kinda scared to do so.."
Jackie: *giggles* "Ah your too much sometimes.. nah I take that back your just perfect" (plants a kiss on Cena befoe continuing) "But still Trish.. this whole thing is just so weird for me. In WWE i was there years and never even saw the women's championship.. now i've been here a few weeks and i'm already the Number One Contender.. but soon i'll be so much more.. soon i'll be the top of the top.. the BEST there is! And i'll smash every record ever held by a female wrestler.. other than Moolah's record of like 3 decades with the belt.. I don't still wanna be wrestling when i'm 50... I want to be hapily retired with my husband John Cena.. and I want to have the grand children around for christmas.. and I want to have all my memerobilia from my EMF days littered around me, saying how successful a champion I was and whatever else. I want to still be remembered and talked about long after my career is done.. I want to be remembered for being the woman that KILLED the career of Trish Stratus.. and rid the EMF of all the crap that lay in its women's division, and moved it unwards and upwards to being the greatest women's division in the history of wrestling.. and right at the heard will be me! I want it to be me the EMf offers millions to do one off matches.. even when i'm old and incapable of hitting the Leg Drop.. and I want to be inducted into the hall of fame and immortilised forever! I am the BEST female ever to try and set foot in the ring.. and one day soon you'll all see that. You'll all see as i push past all the competition and just beat everyone that ever was anyone in the EMF Women's division.. and you'll all remember the name of Jackie Gayda!"
Cena: "Err honey.. if you don't talk for a bit longer we wont beat my record for talking pure bullshit against Wes Ikeda.. can't you just say a few more things.. I want to see what a 67k rp looks like.."
Jackie: "Oh ok if I have to... err Trish... i'm gona win coz your a gay slut.. oh sorry that's what YOUR meant to say to me.. ok then.. err.. well.. you're dealing with the Franchise of womens wreslting and YOU CANT SEE ME! So dont you even bother coming to the ring tomorrow coz as soon as I leave I can say THE CHAMP IS HERE! That enough?
Cena: "err... no.. but i'll take up the rest by saying.. Rhyno.. you may not be banned from ringside.. but come shockwave, your gonna wish you were! Word Life!"
(The scene closes here for what surely MUST be the final time.. however Cena and Jackie are shown "celebrating" in their own little way before it goes off air. Natasha (the cleaner) is shown for a split second.. surprisingly cleaning up the kitchen.. and the phone is still broken.. but that's a problem Cena can take forever to fix like he did with his car.. As far as Jackie goes, and indeed everyone else goes.. the scene ends here, and the fans are just left now in expectation of the EMF Women's Championship match. Then Cena realises he still needs a bit more text.. so he stands up randomly whilst the camera is still on his house.. and he walks about aimlessly.. doing absolutely nothing.. until the scene fades and the promo is officially the longest Cena's ever been involved with.)
(Introdction- With just a few hours to go until her match with Trish stratus, Jackie Gayda comes out to the ring to address her fans one final time.)
Jackie: "Well, it looks like the match is soon to be.. Jackie with Cena Vs Trish With Rhyno.. well we always know who is going to win that match.. I mean, Cena has had a more successful career than anyone else ever could. I mean, former TV and Intercontinental Champion.. and 2 Slammeys for 2005.. finally getting the recognation he deserves. Cena is a lot better than Rhyno no doubt... but is Jackie better than Trish.. naturally the answer to that is of course she is also. she can hit the FU or the Leg Drop now with 100% ease.. is fully relieved of ring rust.. and can beat Trish without even breaking a sweat. And with support not only from John.. but from the most dominant stable in the EMF today.. The Elite.. I feel certain that FINALLY a new women's champion will be crowned on Shockwave. I don't care how i manage to pin Trish.. just that i do. I don't want any submissions ending this match.. I want to end Trish's un-pinned streak right here tonight! She can no longer claim not to be beaten.. because I will pin her to the mat for the full 3 seconds.. before any member of the crowd knows the match has even started. I will beat Trish.. and become the champ, and I will hold the belt longer than any other woman in EMF history. But i've already said all about this.. what I really came out to say is about Amy Dumas.. Amy, you may have narrowly escaped a make over at the hands of Cena's sledgehammer recently.. but don;t think you escaped the wrath of Javckie Gayda. Amy, there is not a woman in this federation i dispise as much as you.. the SENSIBLE thing to do would have been to remove Rhyno from ringside.. but no.. poor little Amy didn't have eough sense to think of that oh no.. instead she had to stop when she was about to make a sensible decision.. and make a bullshit one instead! Keep both and Rhyno in the match.. err why? This is about the women's title.. not some stupid feud between them. But none the less.. Amy this is far from over. Maybe you wont get in the ring with me.. I know your scared Amy.. I do understand.. but there are no rules about what I, Miss Jackie, can do to you if its not in an EMF ring.. there are no disqualifications to a brawl Amy.. and you will regret the day you ever crossed Jackie Gayda.. the hottest, and lets face it.. most intellegent and.. just about best at everytihng else.. diva on Shaockwave! If ever I get the chance without that washed up has been Jericho lurking around.. your mine Amy.. and I will make your life not worth living. If you thought what Evolution did to you was bad.. you obviously aint messed with Jackie Gayda before. You obviously don't know what i'm capable of.. but you will soon believe me. You will soon know ALL about Jackie Gayda.. and believe me.. it wont be pretty!"
(jackie pauses, because the crowd have started a "We Want Amy" chant. she listens for a few minutes.. trying to work out what they are chanting.. before continuing.)
Jackie: "You want what... sorry i can't hear you.. your talking garbage.. I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU WANT!!!"
(One fan suddernly bellows loudly and clearly from the front row "WE WANT AMY!!!")
Jackie: "Oh you want the whore to come out do you... well that i'd like to see.. come on Dumas... i'm calling you out.. no... ok then.. ifd your really that scared. But Amy.. didn't we already fight in the ring once.. actually as i remember it.. you were "gaining the upperhand".. bet you'll like to brag about that.. but you took me by surprise Amy.. now this would be one on one.. a straight up fight.. but i didn't expect you to have the balls to come out.. hang on i'll rephrase that... altohugh you probably do have the balls you're not showing it right now! You're pathetic.. your the vice president and RWA-WCW Champion.. but you can't even come out and face a woman who' had one freaking match in the EMF and a couple of bikini contests in WWE.. come on that's low! Then again.. i suppose you don't have the best example set for you in your boyfriend Jericho.. did you see him when Cena and he were having that stare down.. the fear in his eyes as blatent for the world to see! And you think that makes him a decent superstar.. you think he deserved his slammey... hell no! He's a has been.. and you're just completely scared.. then again if i saw THAT in the mirror every morning.. I would be too. Poor Amy... nothing ever goes right for her does it. I mean.. she has an extremely taxing job.. a useless boyfriend.. she just has nothing good for her. Where as Jackie... jackie has it all.. and Amy.. you CANT ACCEPT THAT! It's just so obvious you're jealous of Jackie Gayda.. and you want to be her and have what she has so badly!"
(Suddernly Lovefurypassionenergy blasts out, and the crowd erupts. Jackie hears this, and rolls quicly out of the ring, ju,ping over the barricade and running through the crowd. She climbs up a flight of stairs, with some male fans trying to touch her. She turns back.. to see no Amy anywhere.. but not willing to take the chance, she exits the arena through the crowd.. with still no sign of the Vice President emerging.)
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