|
||- Foreword -||
MAny young newbies come and go in the EMF. SOme evolve to greatness, some half a half decent career and then fade out.. and some are just downright annoying. The names of such will not be discussed here.. but one such Newbie is Spalding and his "Girlfriend" (and i use the term loosely.. as im not sure if it counts if you pay them..) Christy Hemme. However, Spalding has managed to piss of one of the most influential superstars in the EMF today.. in John Cena. It all began when SPalding stuck his nose in Cena's business.. ultimately costing him any chance he had of retaining his TV Title against The Punisher. Then a week later, Cena would get revenge, by destoriyng SPalding, long with his partner Dude Nikc, and 2 more annoying newbies called Kurt Angle and LKR in a 3 corners tag team match. However Spalding didn't stop there.. unleashing a fury of insults on both Cena and his proper girlfriend Trish Stratus. This has led to what is sure to be a huge Mixed Tag match on PPV.. where if Spalding wins, he can claim a shot at the IC belt and his whore a shot at the Women's. However, Cena is 100% certain that this will not happen.. and in the build up to Hell on Earth, could not be more confident of success.
Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena, Toronto
(The scene opens. We are live at an EMF event, and Basic Thugonomics blasts out throughout the arena. THe crowd are on their feet as John Cena appears, holding the IC belt high. He is accompanied by Trish and her women's title. They et in the ring, and Cena quickly takes a mic and addresses the crowd.)
Cena: "THE CHAMP IS HERE!! But unfortunately there isn't much time for this promo.. so i'm gonna get straight to my point, and keep it brief.. it would seem Prez Mike has gone a bit Over the top with matches for this house show.. meaning i have MUCH less time talknig to my loving fans! But anyway lets get straight to the point.. as promised! Trish, would you like to ask your first question?"
Trish: "Ok then John! Well once again the hottest team in the EMF will be teaming up.. as the unbeaten team of Jon Cena and Trish Stratus compete once again! Let's get to your first opponenet.. who we will deal with quickly as you wont actually be fighting her.. Christy Hemme. What are your opinions towards her?"
Cena: "Christy Hemme.. playboy cover girl.. Raw diva search winner.. some would say it takes a real beauty to be both of those things.. however i argue.. it takes a WHORE to do those things! Entering a Diva search.. that takes no talent or looks. They had so many applicants.. and the winner was always gonna be the woman that wore the least clothes and slept with the most judges! They should have called it the "Raw hooker search".. would have been more appropriate. And then to appear in playboy.. Trish has been turning down offers since before you were evne heard of Christy.. why.. BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A SLUT! Normally, i'm not one to insult women.. I mean, i wnet into mixed tag agaisnt Tori and didn't inslt her.. but Hemme, when your playing away from home with your boyfriends stable member... that's just LOW! That is the lowest of the low.. just coz 2 guys are in a stable.. doesn't mean they share their manager! It was absolutely sickening.. and I have no respect for that! I think it is just so God damn horrible.. and to think, you lost one of the greatest superstars in this fed like Dude Nick.. to the likes of Spalding!! Ha he's a joke.. but i'll get to him later... just one more point to make bout miss Hemme... when you left Nick.. you left your chance to join the most elite stable in the EMf. so for that i thank you! If it had been me you treid to cheat on Nick with, during his Revolution days.. and lets face it, what self respecting woman wouldn't.. then you would have been out of here so god damn fast its untrue! But now we have the gorgeous Torrie Wilson.. and I know that, although she probably fncies John Cena to high hell.. she'd never act on it.. coz she, unlike you Christy.. is not.. shall we say.. loose!"
Trish: "Ok then John.. we are running low on time.. lets move on to Spalding.. what's your opinion of him... need i ask..."
Cena: "Spalding... HA. The little guy who thinks you can beat someone by smashing up their car.. he's insane! Spalding.. IM THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! That's one thing you would do well to learn.. and to respect! You need to realise that your not in the league of ANY champion. You can't beat Angelus.. Rhyno.. Punisher.. Trish! And you DAMN sure can't beat me! I'm the greatest this company has to offer right now.. and that will remain the same for a damn long time! I'm the ONLY superstar worth a damn in this industry, yet too many young superstars seem to think they got what it takes to mess with the Franchise! You can smash my car all you like Apalding.. and you can steal people's managers or catch STD's from a playboy model all you want.. but what you CANNOT do is survive in the ring with the Doctor of Thugonomics! I've beaten all the greats of this comapny.. your claim to fame is you managed to tram up with my new pupil... Spalding, your not good enough to walk the same ground as me, breathe the same air as me.. and your DAMN sure not good enough to wrestle in the same ring as me! Your a joke, and you always have been! You come here with your little RKO.. and have arguments with the bottom of the barell guys like LKR over who pulls the move off the best... your just simpyl a joke! And you keep having the nerve to get in my way.. and you will keep getting crushed until you get the god damn message! Your career ended the night you got in the ring with me and Pun as far as i'm concerend.. becasue i'm gonna be watching every move you make.. and the second you step out of line.. BANG, your ass is FU'ed to high hell and your out cold for a month. And last time we met, you had the nerve to say to me it was "Game OVer".. well Spalding.. i failed to end your perfetic little career last time.. but Hell On Earth has a history of careers ending.. and although this match is not Career Vs Career.. there's an old John Cena tradition i may be able to keep alive.. when i END yours by beating you to a bloody pulp in front of all my Thugomaniacs! Coz Cena-mania is running wild.. brother! FOr the past 3 weeks i've been saying my prayers and tkaing my vitamins.. and now there's one question you gotta ask yourself... WATCHA GONNA DO.. WHEN REVOLUTION, RUNS WILD ON YOU!!! WOrd Life!"
(A rapping version of "Real American" blasts out as Cena and Trish exit the ring. The crowd are roaring as the two champions pose with their titles, kiss, and leave the arena.)
|